I know it's not a destination, BUT let's say you have to be there alone 4 days, between two flights or whatever.
How to you spend these 4 days?
Let's say you're stuck in LONDON
I know it's not a destination, BUT let's say you have to be there alone 4 days, between two flights or whatever.
How to you spend these 4 days?
Murder
Let's say you were not muslim.
or worse; a right wing american
Trying too hard, plebbitor-kun
Why are muzzies so fragile?
Imagine having a queen that literally gave away an entire empire. She'll go down as one of the worst rulers to ever exist
Consequently, go up to random Brits and ask how it feels to have the sun set on their legacy
I leave and stay in Surrey instead. Probably Guildford or somewhere near there.
Brighton if OP is trans.
I was going out in Guildford this year during the Queens jubilee it was kind of shit. I'm Dutch btw and everything they said about Wetherspoons is true. There was a guy that came up to sit at our table and starting talking about Morbius of all things. He then asked a girl that was next to us if he could make out with her and was declined, then he left.
>Guildford
what on earth
there is literally no reason in the world to go to guildford unless you are a music student or an extraordinarily dedicated horror film fan
I'm convinced the only reason people go to Guildford is because they were just passing through trying to go somewhere else but instead got caught in that hellish fucking one way system
describe yourself a bit anon what you like or dont like or want to experience
because in 4 days, you could train out of the city to some quieter smaller scale cities that are very comfy for brief tourism.
for example im a boring boomer who doesn't like the crowd of a megacity if im just wandering and not there with a purpose.
many cities you could get to 2hour train out of london that i would rather spend a long weekend in - york and cambridge i know are comfy
i'd be interested in oxford, cantebury, winchester, salisbury, bath (+Cotswold's)
but if you are only interested in staying in london will answer that
York is the best city in the world.
I'm boring, i do like art so i figured i could spend a few hours at the National Gallery, but that's half a day top.
Im planning on doing london for a week to see the ultratourist stuff, Westminster, big ben etc ..with wife and 14-16 yr old kids.
Am i retardation? Will be be stabbed immediately? Hide in hotel whole time?
Don't stay at the Marriot London in Maida Vale. It's literally right next to a mosque. You might get blown up there, so avoid that hotel.
you are lying
why are you lie
why would muslims blow up a mosque you big dummy
Someone's never seen Four Lions
"You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!"
All the places you'd want to go in London as a tourist are safe, central London never gets quiet. Pickpockets are a thing in all major cities around the world so to be safe have a spare wallet with different cards in so that you'll always have access to cash should the worst happen. If you have to get your phone out when walking, keep an ultra tight grip on it (moped based muggings have plummeted after they clamped down on them but someone could still try to snatch it and run off).
Cringey cringe you sheeple love to go to western shitholes full of diversity and get robbed
4chan memes aren't real, London is fine.
It's still way over overrated though. Countless better places to go.
I second Winchester and Canterbury, for the former see if you can check out the College (it's what you'd call an old high school; was a student there) and walk along the Itchen. If it's wisteria season then it'll be especially pretty. Only downside is that there's nothing to do after dark, it's lacking in decent places to eat, and the centre is full of mouthy chavlets.
Go on a day when the Choristers are singing in the cathedral; you'll get in for free and catch some uncommon music
Spend it all in the British Museum
British Museum
Palace of Westminster/Prime Minister's questions
Stonehenge
cricket at Lord's if any matches are scheduled
>Stonehenge
Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live (and they do live well!).
Stonehenge is not easy to get to from London...
Also, if Stonehenge is your thing, go during solstice.
I've done it and it was fine.
wander around camden food stalls, look quizzically at each stall hoping they offer you free sample, then keep moving.
remove jacket do lap 2
Shag some slags.
By killing myself immediately
lads, beers and fags
all you need for a good time
avoid the acid attacks
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
Rec me the best Rock and Metal bars in London
If you make it to Plymouth, the Pit and Pendulum is a pretty rockin spot.
I mean, IN London. Preferably somewhere near the center
The Crowbar is pretty good, and central, but it might be kill from covid. Camden has seen better days, but there'll be some rock, or people who can point you in the right direction
>The Crowbar
every city has a gay bar with this gay unoriginal gay name and it is always ALWAYS pure shit.
Garlic and shots in Soho
What? London is a great destination. Cheap massage by young chinese thots, weed clubs, CBD and museum exploration, amusement parks, watch pakis stab people while cracking sunflower seeds etc
Perfect for sheeple wanting a fleecing
Take the first train out of the hellhole and head to the country.
Go to the New Forest for the day, it's gorgeous and there are wild horses roaming around
Fuck yeah, I'm going to Warhammer World.
Day 1: London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, Covent Garden
Day 2: Train trip to Oxford
Day 3: Train trip to Windsor Castle
Day 4: Natural History Museum, Science Museum, British Museum
>London Eye
way too expensive and busy
>Oxford
spend two days in Oxford: one for the city and one for Blenheim Palace
Book a tour to Greenwich
You just have to find something to do in the Mean Time
Nice one
See the some of the places I've not been. Maybe the V&A. Probably go to Slimelight and hang out with goths. Go to see the centre of the universe in Greenwich
visit some old pubs and get lashed every day
easy