Let's say you're stuck in LONDON

I know it's not a destination, BUT let's say you have to be there alone 4 days, between two flights or whatever.

How to you spend these 4 days?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Murder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's say you were not muslim.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trying too hard, plebbitor-kun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are muzzies so fragile?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a queen that literally gave away an entire empire. She'll go down as one of the worst rulers to ever exist

    Consequently, go up to random Brits and ask how it feels to have the sun set on their legacy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I leave and stay in Surrey instead. Probably Guildford or somewhere near there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brighton if OP is trans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going out in Guildford this year during the Queens jubilee it was kind of shit. I'm Dutch btw and everything they said about Wetherspoons is true. There was a guy that came up to sit at our table and starting talking about Morbius of all things. He then asked a girl that was next to us if he could make out with her and was declined, then he left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going out in Guildford this year during the Queens jubilee it was kind of shit. I'm Dutch btw and everything they said about Wetherspoons is true. There was a guy that came up to sit at our table and starting talking about Morbius of all things. He then asked a girl that was next to us if he could make out with her and was declined, then he left.

      >Guildford
      what on earth
      there is literally no reason in the world to go to guildford unless you are a music student or an extraordinarily dedicated horror film fan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced the only reason people go to Guildford is because they were just passing through trying to go somewhere else but instead got caught in that hellish fricking one way system

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    describe yourself a bit anon what you like or dont like or want to experience
    because in 4 days, you could train out of the city to some quieter smaller scale cities that are very comfy for brief tourism.
    for example im a boring boomer who doesn't like the crowd of a megacity if im just wandering and not there with a purpose.
    many cities you could get to 2hour train out of london that i would rather spend a long weekend in - york and cambridge i know are comfy
    i'd be interested in oxford, cantebury, winchester, salisbury, bath (+Cotswold's)

    but if you are only interested in staying in london will answer that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      York is the best city in the world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm boring, i do like art so i figured i could spend a few hours at the National Gallery, but that's half a day top.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im planning on doing london for a week to see the ultratourist stuff, Westminster, big ben etc ..with wife and 14-16 yr old kids.
      Am i moronation? Will be be stabbed immediately? Hide in hotel whole time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't stay at the Marriot London in Maida Vale. It's literally right next to a mosque. You might get blown up there, so avoid that hotel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are lying

          why are you lie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would muslims blow up a mosque you big dummy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Someone's never seen Four Lions
            "You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All the places you'd want to go in London as a tourist are safe, central London never gets quiet. Pickpockets are a thing in all major cities around the world so to be safe have a spare wallet with different cards in so that you'll always have access to cash should the worst happen. If you have to get your phone out when walking, keep an ultra tight grip on it (moped based muggings have plummeted after they clamped down on them but someone could still try to snatch it and run off).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cringey cringe you sheeple love to go to western shitholes full of diversity and get robbed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /misc/ memes aren't real, London is fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's still way over overrated though. Countless better places to go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I second Winchester and Canterbury, for the former see if you can check out the College (it's what you'd call an old high school; was a student there) and walk along the Itchen. If it's wisteria season then it'll be especially pretty. Only downside is that there's nothing to do after dark, it's lacking in decent places to eat, and the centre is full of mouthy chavlets.
      Go on a day when the Choristers are singing in the cathedral; you'll get in for free and catch some uncommon music

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spend it all in the British Museum

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    British Museum
    Palace of Westminster/Prime Minister's questions
    Stonehenge
    cricket at Lord's if any matches are scheduled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stonehenge
      Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live (and they do live well!).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stonehenge is not easy to get to from London...

      Also, if Stonehenge is your thing, go during solstice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've done it and it was fine.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wander around camden food stalls, look quizzically at each stall hoping they offer you free sample, then keep moving.
    remove jacket do lap 2

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shag some slags.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By killing myself immediately

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lads, beers and gays
    all you need for a good time

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    avoid the acid attacks

  12. 2 years ago
    LiveDead

    Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rec me the best Rock and Metal bars in London

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you make it to Plymouth, the Pit and Pendulum is a pretty rockin spot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, IN London. Preferably somewhere near the center

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Crowbar is pretty good, and central, but it might be kill from covid. Camden has seen better days, but there'll be some rock, or people who can point you in the right direction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Crowbar
        every city has a homosexual bar with this homosexual unoriginal homosexual name and it is always ALWAYS pure shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic and shots in Soho

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? London is a great destination. Cheap massage by young chinese thots, weed clubs, CBD and museum exploration, amusement parks, watch pakis stab people while cracking sunflower seeds etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for sheeple wanting a fleecing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take the first train out of the hellhole and head to the country.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the New Forest for the day, it's gorgeous and there are wild horses roaming around

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah, I'm going to Warhammer World.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1: London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, Covent Garden
    Day 2: Train trip to Oxford
    Day 3: Train trip to Windsor Castle
    Day 4: Natural History Museum, Science Museum, British Museum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >London Eye
      way too expensive and busy
      >Oxford
      spend two days in Oxford: one for the city and one for Blenheim Palace

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Book a tour to Greenwich
    You just have to find something to do in the Mean Time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See the some of the places I've not been. Maybe the V&A. Probably go to Slimelight and hang out with goths. Go to see the centre of the universe in Greenwich

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    visit some old pubs and get lashed every day
    easy

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