Looks like I'm gonna be going to Oktoberfest for the last three days

Any experienced Wiesn Anons who can give me a survival guide to the festival and Munich in general?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans btw not that it matters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be there the weekend before; 23-25

      it really does matter....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like wiener?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im going with my gf from 25-28 this year. This is my third time, I've never seen anything too crazy like people fucking in the tents like you see in some videos. Lots of people super smashed and puking all over, though. But is cool, I like it - everyone is super friendly, everyone dances and sings with you. Lots girls with half their tits out on Dirndls. I've had old german farts all dressed up in their Trachten sit next to me in the table, so I don't think it's just tourists. Get a pork knuckle and see if you can finish 1kg of meat. I've never got in any of the rides so can't comment on that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never seen anything too crazy like people fucking in the tents
      I dont think I've ever heard of orgies at Oktoberfest. My buddy goes to one ever some odd years in a small town in Bavaria and it's pretty chill with lots of good food.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a city fest, not Oktoberfest. There's only one in the entire world and it's in Munich.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shut up. It's the exact same thing and tons of cities and towns have a similar event. The one in Munich is just the biggest and most famous one, it's also a tourist trap aggressively marketed to foreigners.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the videos im talking about are up in xvideos. Not super wild, but still.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get there early. Don’t leave the table if you don’t have friends saving you a seat. Bring lots of cash. You can eat there. Wear proper fucking lederhosen (ie not amazon trash.) Don’t call it a costume. Don’t pass out on the hill (piss trickles down.) Smoke early by the bathrooms once in the tent because they crack down on it after an hour or two. Have fun and enjoy the babes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I rent Lederhosen in Munich.
      Also I don’t know if it will look silly because I’m brown.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll look so out of place without it on. Like literally the only person without it if you don't. plenty of shops in Munich have it available. I'm sure you're capable of googling locations.

        i heard you have to tip the waitresses otherwise they don't come back.
        People say it's overplayed, drinking beer and throwing up like a retard isn't an accomplishment or worth booking a flight

        >seems overrated
        wrong. I've been every year possible since 2014 and always had a great time. I show up as early as possible and leave by 15:00 or 16:00.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heard you have to tip the waitresses otherwise they don't come back.
    People say it's overplayed, drinking beer and throwing up like a retard isn't an accomplishment or worth booking a flight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you have to tip €1-€2 each time time the waitress comes otherwise shell never be back.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I left Munich because of this shit. Everything got super expensive and Munich already costs a ton for accommodation to begin with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really move out of Munich because of a 2 week event? Housing here is expensive yes, but that's not because of Oktoberfest.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was staying in hostels, one week stay went up to 400€ tbf

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me too anon! Skal!

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