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Just booked a trip to Madrid for a weekend with some friends in march.
Looking for recommendations by anyone who lives there or has been. We're all around late 20s so we're staying in a nice hotel and not into cooming but would be interested in a strip club or 2 if there are any recommendations? I've read that calle montera is the place to go for that sort of thing correct?
We were also thinking about doing one of the bar crawls to meet some new people and maybe hit a club - theatro and fabrik are the 2 we have looked into but would be interested to know if anyone has visited them or any reviews.
Thanks in advance

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you going in march? Mite be there too

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vive Madrid is an amazing strip club that is basically Hong Kong in tijuana. A little pricy (around 150 to 200 euros to frick) but damn its fun as frick in there and the women are fricking beautiful. Other than that Madrid is an awesome city, if you can stay at Hotel Melia Reina Victoria (it was like around 150 euros a night but I cant remember) it is right in the center where all the bars are and near the sol district. Madrid is the best city in Spain hands down and mogs the frick out of pozzed Barcelona. Women are hotter and there is less homosexuals and shitskins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the info - not sure anyone I'm going with wants to be spending 200 euros to bang a stripper but I'll keep it in mind any other must dos?

      When you going in march? Mite be there too

      Lat weekend in March - see you at vive Madrid I guess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dont do it OP. I once met with someone from this board in portugal and he raped me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm
          Source: I did it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were looking for info for strip clubs so thats why I indulged, I think the rates are lower honestly cant remember. Its a great club regardless and you can have fun time without needing to frick, they give lap dances and stuff and are very loose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Strip clubs are decent but not sure 200 to coom is good value whatever the destination, will look into it for the lapdancers thought if you rate it so highly

          [...]

          Thanks for the input, very helpful

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I planned to coom in Spain at a good value, would Madrid be optimal? Planning on going there for a week with a total trip budget of $8k and wanted to sample locals, eastern Euros, and Latin Americans at a good value. I'm deciding in between Madrid and Barcelona to coom, but Barcelona sounds too inundated by incorrigible criminality.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if you speak spanish madrid. if you dont barca

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you are going for strict cooming definitely Barcelona, the options are endess and it is a little cheaper to coom there than BCN due to sheer number of prosts. I don't know where the frick you heard about criminality, its a little sketchier than Madrid but nowhere near a dangerous level. Its safer than pretty much every major European or US city, albiet Madrid is the better city overall and safer. If you want a good city experience choose Madrid, for cooming and party purposes Barcelona. Also vive Madrid like I said in my other post is a great experience

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              When I refer to criminality, I'm referring to petty crimes such as theft typically perpetrated by gypsy and African diaspora. I'm leaning towards Madrid tbh since I like good cities. In Madrid, is the cooming scene mostly brothels like Vive Madrid or are there good escorts?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Theres alot of escorts in madrid, use sexomercado (forum for a bunch of coomers, in Spanish. Reviews and ads), slumi (website that filters putas by radius and location and price, pretty convenient but be warned some chicks use heavily edited photos), you can find names of agencies too on sexo mercado. It can be a bit pricier than BCN and the scene isn't as expansive but its nonetheless still good. One time I had this 20 year old vennie chick for 120 euros for an hour, she was hot and fricked really well (def the best looking hooker ive ever fricked) but the after service was pretty bad and she was just on her phone and didn't let me cuddle or anything. I also didn't speak good spanish so that probably ruined the experience. She was also off Slumi so I didn't read any reviews for her. However, one girl in BCN I got off slumi was not like her pictures at all (still frickable, definitely hotter than the chicks at Tijuana) but she let me hit for 100 plus 20 euros for condomless bj. It was for an hour and I fricked twice and she was very good after. theres a frick ton of high end agencies that have good prices in BCN that are very very good. Overall you can't go wrong with either, you have to do your own research. Some putas dont respond immediately and you have to message a wide range of them on whatsapp. Internationalsexguide is also a good resource in general

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also I didn't get pickpocketed in BCN and if you aren't moronic you will be fine, and I mean that in literal sense not like when people say that in medellin colombia when you get mugged there for breathing. If you have your wallet secured you will be fine, I walked from one end of the city to the other at night and I didn't feel afraid really

                Much appreciated for the info anon. This is getting me hyped to do my research, I typically feel out new cities on SighSee then do a deeper dive with ISG when scouting out a coomer vacation. Spain has been on my coomdar for a while now since I have mostly frequented Mexico/Colombia. Will review those sites. Did you use any specific hotels in Madrid/Barcelona and if so which do you recommend?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also I didn't get pickpocketed in BCN and if you aren't moronic you will be fine, and I mean that in literal sense not like when people say that in medellin colombia when you get mugged there for breathing. If you have your wallet secured you will be fine, I walked from one end of the city to the other at night and I didn't feel afraid really

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any other strip clubs apart from vive Madrid? Can't find anything online

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watch ronaldo

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there any point going to barcelona if i'm spending a lot of time in madrid?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bit of a niche request but has anyone got any recommendation as to where to buy authentic Cuban cigars in Madrid? I know they have lots of tobacco shops but concerned they sell fakes.
    Also interested in info about strip clubs, any others like vive Madrid? That place looks decent

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