Malding tourists in thailand

Why does any thread on this board having to do with thailand contain such an extreme level of mald? I'm actually curious. What are the main points that causes so much malding?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because post-covid thailand sucks now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it about covid that changed everything? What are the main ways that its different now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people have explained it hundreds of times in dozens of other threads by now. look round.

        I'm glad it's dead, it was a fake touristy shithole made for boomers to consoooom, no real travelers have gone there since the 00s

        >no real travelers have gone there since the 00s

        yeah, you're probably right. im looking at different regions of the world right now to visit going forward, thailand and southeast asia in general is too saturated and westernized now, its just not fun anymore.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people have explained it hundreds of times in dozens of other threads by now. look round.
          >I'm talking shit to scare people away from my precious bald white man coom party paradise
          kys, you're pathetic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its largely the same but slightly shittier in some aspects, its the handful of schizos that want to gatekeep their potempkin village

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I could point out a lot of reasons:
        >Thailand is often a "first real travel" sort of place for a lot of Westerners other than Americans, so lots of people know about it but don't have a deep understanding of it
        >It's full of shitty tourist traps, tourist-oriented areas, and the like. Lots of people have wildly different opinions on what "real" Thailand is.
        >It's a place where you can have very different experiences in terms of what you do and where you go - sitting around and getting hammered on the beach like a moronic Aussie, sex tourism, yoga tourism, exercise tourism, whatever.
        >A lot of morons try to do the expat/digital nomad thing there and end up being shitty about it
        >Lots of people go there for sex tourism and get fleeced then get salty about it

        >What was it about covid that changed everything? What are the main ways that its different now?
        I was just there two days ago for some diving, so I can give some thoughts.

        The flow of money slowed, so shit shut down and tourist industries closed ranks. Shit's just more expensive, and the options are fewer. The desperation is showing a bit. The locals are desperate for new influxes of cash, and yet the people who are now showing up seem stingier, more annoying, and more insular.

        The influx of Russians has caused a LOT of issues, especially in Phuket. They've Balkanized hard, and even the locals hate it. The place is simultaneously more expensive and more closed, and there are more frickwit Russians in virtually every public place. I hate them all. The same issue applies to Indians, except they're mostly infamous for annoying the women (and pretty much anyone within a 100ft radius)

        Take, for example, Patong. It used to be greasy, but a fun, energetic, safe sort of greasy. Now it's crawling with fricking Russians and Indians, you can tell the bars are significantly more desperate and less friendly, and everything just feels more cumbersome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They've Balkanized hard
          Explain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are good articles touching on it better than I can (https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2023/9/6/russian-only-businesses-in-thailands-phuket-spark-backlash), but to give the tl;dr:

            >Lots of Russians show up because Thailand lets them in
            >Most of them are just there to escape the cold shithole of Russia
            >Renting from Russians that bought property from Thais
            >All end up in similar neighborhoods, Russian restaurants pop up as a result
            >Net result: Russians paying other Russians for food/lodging/taxis/whatever, not really paying Thai equivalents
            >Prices go up, places get more crowded, Thais still poor

            I inadvertently stayed in one of those neighborhoods last week and was fricking shocked, people would just start speaking to me in Russian and a solid number of restaurants were explicitly targeting Russians, and yet they were nowhere to be seen at Thai-owned restaurants.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think we can have insight into something so alien as russian-thai relations. I like Russians they are okay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad it's dead, it was a fake touristy shithole made for boomers to consoooom, no real travelers have gone there since the 00s

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm wondering too.
        Really reminds me the fights between expats and tourists in Japan. And the wiener contests about who's more fluent and integrated.
        The tourism and sex tourism has been huge there for decades and some people like to pretend they lived the golden age of it and everyone else missed the train and isn't as cool as them because they weren't there in 2019.

        I've been real traveling since I'm 4yo with my hippie dad, smuggled into forbidden countries and spent months living in tents in the 3rd world, I still love thailand.
        Yes it's full of boombers and rich koreans but there are ways to experience whatever suits your needs if you're a bit creative and curious.
        I'm tired today because I slept with people who wouldn't turn the light off because scared of ghosts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like its mostly broke gen x sexpats arguing with millennial digital nomads and tourists

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wiener contests about who's more fluent
          i found as an expat anyone who said they were good at the language turned out to be a c**t. if you didn't think you were just somewhere between shit and acceptable in the language then you were delusional. anyone can act fluent when they have a small world. all one needs to do is go to get your motorbike fixed or go to the doctor and see how quickly you become influent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      disagree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you were never in thailand before covid then.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does malding mean, mad and balding? cause i am RECENTLY bald and SEETHING

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what that word means. Seems stupid and pointless, like your life. Been inside all day laying around. It's really hot outside. Even my hotel maids just lay on the floor in the hallway. I caught them doing that. Maybe I'll go outside and do laundry or get sucked later. Better go eat your noodle soup, homosexual. Frick off. It is now sunset on lower sukhumvit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe I'll go outside and do laundry or get sucked later.
      No in unit washing machine. Has to pay for blow job. Ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gooch really itches. Do you think I should get it waxed and call your girlfriend?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every thread contains an extreme level of mauld.

      Maybe turn down the maldostat.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want someone to rip some hot wax paper off my gooch right now. A random ladyboy trimmed down there with scissors on a bad side of town one night but it didn't finish the job.

    My coomdalini energy is overwhelming. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical "Digital Nomad"

    >5'6
    >Completely, devastatingly bald
    >Beard
    >Roider/overcompensator
    >Wears Converse with 2" lifts
    >Struts around arms swinging 2 feet from his body
    >Idolises his "traditional" Thai "girlfriend" who "loves him for who he is"
    >Girlfriend has trashy tattoos and blue contacts which denote exactly what she really is, a golddigging bar bawd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You also forgot

      >is a "freelancer" or "influencer" living off savings and will inevitably go home after 2-3 visa runs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok now here's you

      >5'8
      >Not completely bald but Norwood 4
      >Can't grow a beard
      >doesn't go to the gym
      >flip flops
      >walks like an insecure homosexual
      >can't get a normal thai girlfriend so instead routinely pays to frick crusty hookers in order to console self
      >jerks off thinking about digital nomads hot girlfriend

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad, baldlet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so mad? Did ploy insist you pay 3000 baht to prematurely nut inside a condom inside her musty used meat hole this time?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute STATE of that guy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking your Thai "girlfriend" isnt tricking on the side while youre busy with your shitty drop-shipping "business".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man whatever you need to tell yourself to cope with the fact that you are an inferior male. I get it bro you're upset that I can make 5x your income from a laptop and I don't need to pay women to frick me. Maybe if you just went to the gym more and applied yourself instead of bumming around in cheap hotels and seething on 4chab you could get on my level

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You watch too many "Digital Nomad" TikTok videos, go outside and touch grass you fricking loser instead of LARPing this pathetic bullshit on SighSee.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually I was touching grass all day today. You see anon, being a digital nomad with my own business I have the freedom to go where I want, when I want. Unlike you homosexual. How's sucking your bosses wiener for goybucks going?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              When I say this is the most transparent cope I've ever seen on this website, I mean it. I'm really impressed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How to spot the weak 101: They'll let you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm none of these and I'm also a "Digital Nomad"
      Either way I make more money than you so I matter much more

  6. 2 months ago
    Dylan

    Love watching you pathetic subhumans fling shit at one another in these sexpat threads. Also, sage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu dylan

      • 2 months ago
        Dylan

        Make me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogshit Dylan back at it again! Haha, even back with a trip this time. Much appreciated, never have to see your dumbass posts again.

          • 2 months ago
            Dylan

            k, have a nice life

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >k, have a nice life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll fricking kill you, how about that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Arguing on SighSee mid work out
            Unironically rent free

          • 2 months ago
            Dylan

            That's an interesting way of saying "I will continue crying like a hurt b***h"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > downloads a pic off SighSee and tries to pretend it's his own
            > can't into filenames
            nice try you phoneposting lardass

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always pretty amusing to read. You guys act like women, seriously. Always gossiping and shit talking each other. Always talking about who is the 'better farang'. Literally high estrogen women behavior.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The psychological profilecof the OP is highly suspect. Probably an unnattractive woman? It's not entertaining for satisfied people out living their lives.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Thailand, it is full of old prostitutes and simps and the gogo girls can't even dance too bad I'm staying because I'm fat and lazy and addicted to ladyboy massages. Tourists here are the worst!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And then a four foot tall skinny old man gave me a salt scrub in the spa the other day. He scrubbed my balls and everywhere else but didn't scrub hard enough! I hate Thailand! I'll request him when I go again to bath naked as per his request. Why don't you tourists just get a life!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to saunter around pattaya flexing my hair transplant, snatching up the young, white skinned qts while these bald fat boomer homosexuals seethe from the patio barstools.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol all the information and ideas you have about Pattaya are old and outdated. Youre not getting anything half way decent in Pattaya now without shelling out some serious cash. Cheaper to monger at European FKKs (and much better quality) than it is in Pattaya now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie stfu. I’m a veteran. I’ve boned nearly 200 of those b***hes and I’ve been going since 2018.

        I know how to maneuver and yea I’ll be SAUNTERING right into the chink-washed soi-6 bars to the bewilderment of the asiatics who think it’s their street and start spitting Thai. Idgaf. I got a lions mane.

        All I gotta know is what bar she works at, then I’m networking with my penis from there. 6 months b***h. It’s goin down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ...There's a lot of bars a lot of girls work in but half of them only make eye contact with Koreans.
          A skinny one led me into a bar the other night, a real 80 pounder. With a six pack. Her vegana was like an empty coconut. Score! Issan single mom #212

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Half of them only make eye contact with Koreans, and of the other half that are available, half of those will only do lady drinks exclusively and no bar fine. If you do go back to the 6, you now have to ask each girl before you even sit down and order a drink if they are available for bar fine. One simp in a thread on r/Pattaya (thread got deleted because all the doom and gloom about Pattaya these days is trying to be covered up by struggling bar owners who have a monopoly over Pattaya-related social media) was played by a lady drink only girl and he even offered her 3k outright just for 1 hour of ST and he still got turned down. This isn't the Soi 6 or Pattaya you knew before COVID, feel free to learn the hard way though and waste your money.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >was played by a lady drink only girl and he even offered her 3k outright just for 1 hour of ST and he still got turned down.

              Guarantee he was some legend of Zelda sub5 fricking loser.
              >expect to pay 2000 baht now
              I was paying for 2k creampies back in 2021-2022. I’m fine with that price point. I was boning milfs for free too. I ended up creampeing the bar tenders/waitresses at my guest house and witherspoons.

              Though I do like “young pretties,” I’m also a man of culture and tend to have a different appetite everyday, so one day I may want a Korean larper on soi 6, another day I may want to frick the late 30 something mommy at baby cool bar. So with that being said. I’m not gonna be getting raped through my wallet, but I will tick the boxes just to prove or disprove this horseradish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I was paying for 2k creampies back in 2021-2022.

                At Gogo's this was the standard asking price and worth it, now this price is on Soi 6 and not worth it, not when Soi 6 used to be 1k baht asking price just a year ago.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been going to Pattaya regularly for months at a time from 2015-2019, last trip was just before COVID and this is my first trip back since COVID, I'm literally here right now and trust me, its over. Soi 6 costs roughly 3k baht a pop all in now, it's fricking cheaper to monger in Europe. Everywhere else is full of fatties and uggos who have also raised their prices. Thank frick I'm leaving for BKK tomorrow, I will never come back to Pattaya again barring another major recession that brings prices down to what their worth. Even then, most would-be farm fresh bar girls of this generation are now making money online, so I doubt quality will ever improve to any significant capacity like it did before COVID. Thank social media and simps, as always.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Aight when I go to pattaya I will do a field report with pics. I may just network freelancers through my regulars. But I bet I can do 2500 st creampies

            Idgaf

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >But I bet I can do 2500 st creampies

              If just freelancers from TF or apps, expect to pay 2000 baht now, 1500 if you're lucky. It's no longer an easy 1000 baht now, especially if the chick is below age 30. The only benefit of TF is that you can save on Barfine and Lady Drinks, so you dont spend 3k all in total on Soi 6 as opposed to just 2k all in on TF.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. It is over. O-V-ER. I just saw a basic b***h white girl in my Pattaya condo gym. She must have been following the American dumb b***h formula of wear black yoga pants + act like a dumb b***h and get Chad at the gym, anywhere! Well, nope, not in Pattaya. In hindsight she was doing pilates like her life depended on it but I caught her creeping on me between sets. Not appreciated. Look, I may be on roids now and finally have high enough hormone levels to get the attention of a white woman buy I am 100% team ladyboy. Man, that was disturbing... She couldn't have been Russian, no. She is probably part of some NGO to save 45 year old bargirls from human trafficking.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean there is ZERO, zilch, reason to approach a white woman. They have 1/10 the charm of a hardened thai grandmother bar hostess or lesbian gogo bar waitress tomboy. A western woman, in MY Pattaya? Oh nononono. There is no winning move there. At best I could have asked, "Ruski, da?" to clear the air but there is really no point and instead I had the most horrific experience I had in months. Whew, glad that is over. Can go get a ladyboy massage now. Who is sending out brochures marketing Pattaya as Cancun?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm.. Hello.. Simps... It's 1k creampie. Hello? Are you actually going into those nightwish bars with the b***hy young girls? LOL. I pay 1000 on soi 6 and I pay my ladyboy massuese 500. You are the problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1k creampie
      Not for anything decent bud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1k is still the norm. You just need Buddha's blessing.
        >get to my condo and the elevator opens
        >a well dressed thai prettyboy gives me a deep forhead wai and exits
        >I give a short nod and "kab"
        >not sure what that was about
        >heavenly aura

        >get ushered into raunchy club
        >friendliest doormen keep bumming cigs off me eagerly
        >take very drunk mature dancer upstairs, very pom poi in all the right places
        >convince mamasan to give us 20 minutes since place is closing
        >drunken half creampie despite her giving me a plastic
        >makes feral thai sounds
        >go downstairs and entire staff applaud me
        >1k baht
        >go in dressing room to give 100 baht tip after wrestling my change from mamasan
        >grumpy boomer owner is like yeah yeah get out of my bar thanks k bye

        >before that massage girl wants tha succ
        >convince for sex
        >uses oil as lube
        >condom actually breaks and serious creampie
        >she is mad and hostile at me
        >takes 2k baht which was supposed to be for massage cost too
        >tricks me into paying extra massage
        >why so serious?
        Hahahaha

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I even paid a streetwalker 1000. She wanted 500 but was really nice. Maybe you guys are black. I did get hustled for 1500 a couple times I must admit.

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