Not entirely clue if travel related, but i'm planning to immigrate and permanently reside in Serbia. Also i'm a newbie to this board so bare with me if I frick up anything.
>Budget - £34k
>Interests - History/geography (assuming this is what this section means)
>Level of understanding of the local language - Fluent
Frick serbia i visited it a few months ago worst country i ever visited!! People are unfriendly, everything smells like cigarettes, food is shit everything is meat and potatoes and the vibe in the cities is worse then Detroit!! Go to kosovo instead! It is beautiful with nice people and good food!
But Kosovo is part of Serbia?
NOO!!! frick you, Kosovo is not part of Serbia, The Albanians and Bill Clinton kicked those discount Russian wanna be's out of Kosovo!!!! Serbia is the Mexico of Kosovo they all want to be here so bad that they say we are the same country HAHAHAHHAA!!
Tell me more about your daddy issues
My dad and me still work a farm near Pristina, can you say the same!!!! Bet your dad never cameback from getting the milk. checkmate my friend!
Kek. Albanian monkey hands typed this
HAHAHAHA means alot coming form a zoinist!!!
I own an apartment in Zlatibor. If you own a property they give you residency fairly easily, but it's still a lot of red-tape. If not, you get 3 months. But my impression is that they don't care too much, but you never know what will happen when it comes time to leave. Probably nothing.
Why are you immigrating to fricking Serbia exactly with Croatia and Hungary being just on the other side of the border with much more to do, much more to see, less migrants, inside the Schengen zone, etc.? Give me one good reason.
Another "I'm moving to x country" larper.
Anon you ain't moving anywhere with 34k & the most you'll manage is a 3 month holidays before your visa runs out , you will stay at home and eat the bugs
Have you ever visited Serbia? I sure hope you plan to work remotely. It's a corrupted, polluted shithole. You can barely avoid the pollution in winter even by going to the country side. The traffic is an absolute mess, people drive like monkeys. People ARE monkeys. Your average serb is addicted to betting and drinking stuck in a dead-end job and hates his life. The women all have daddy issues, even if they're hot.
People are nice for the most part, food is nice, nature is nice, it's cheap. The rest is ass. Go visit and stay for a few months before taking the jump dumbass.
You a right my friend!!! but the food is not nice!! when me and my cousin went to pick up a used car near novi sad we ate at the airport there and my cousin spend 5 hours puking all over the backseat on the way back to pristina!!!! food is bad!!!! come to kosovo my friend!!!! we have the euro!!!!!
we did find this woman driver monument in serbia. it was pretty funny even if it was made in serbia
we also saw this big tiger!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA it must have eaten to much serbian food its unhealthy!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH