>passport control at airport. >passport officer hands me back my passport. >"have a safe trip, Mr.

>passport control at airport
>passport officer hands me back my passport
>"have a safe trip, Mr. Anon"
>"Thanks! You t-too..."

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay anon. Passport officers take trips sometimes too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only "You too" that's actually embarrassing is when someone wishes you a happy birthday.

      >have a sperg non-ESL friend
      >go to his birthday party
      >friends & acquaintances are coming up to him to say "happy birthday"
      >he actually says "you too" more than once
      >he is visibly embarrassed
      >everyone at the party was nice enough to not call him out on it
      >I'm somehow embarrassed too and I don't know why, I believe the Germans call it "Fremdschämen"

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting to tip the passport officer
    dude...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.
      Had to tip the Bolivian one a few months ago

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just turn around and go back home

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >travelling in uk
    >lost passport
    >trip to France in 3 days
    >oh shit
    >report it being lost
    >get an emergency one from my embassy
    >300 sterling pounds poorer but, all things considered, fine
    >get an exit stamp from UK in my new passport
    >get an entrance stamp in france
    >all doing well
    >exit stamp from france
    >enter the uk
    >pajeet officer from immigration start questioning
    >explain and show report
    >take me to a hidden room
    >asked to open bag and take all things
    >bag scanned for drugs in a weird machine
    >ok, never done any ilicit drug
    >it beeps
    >all my life pass in my head in 10 seconds
    >I'm being framed by someone
    >pajeet stamp my passport and say I can enter uk
    >leave me in the room to put all my shit back in the bag
    Frick. I do understand being questioned considering I did not have an entrace stamp in my passport. But I did not expected that machine to beep. Felt like "oh, they dicovered what I did", but haven't done anything. It was really weird and make me shake and sweat as hell. Nowadays I do find it funny though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drug residues are everywhere man, it’s no big deal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enter the uk
      >pajeet officer from immigration

      The UK is so done.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >travelling internationally for the first time since covid
    >afraid some vaxxy shit will happen
    >Nothing happens

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smile at the officer
    >he checks every single page and starts to ask questions

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >implying the average border officer can recognise a North Korean passport stamp

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flew from DC to Munich
    >Get to passport control
    >Hand him my Canadian passport
    >He asks me “Are you a spy?”
    >I sort of laugh
    >He says all the best spies pretend to be Canadian
    >I explain in Canadian but live in the US
    >He then asks if I speak German
    >I answer in conversationally fluent German (wife is German)
    >He looks at me and goes “Definitely a spy”
    >Stamps my passport and says enjoy your time here
    Germans man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germans have no sense of humor but this is quite funny

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get back to the usa after 2 week trip to spain
    >million questions on what i was doing there and why i went
    >get back from my 10 month trip to eu/balkins/turkey/mideast
    >only asked what i had in my backpack...

    what gives?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chorizo smuggling

      >smile at the officer
      >he checks every single page and starts to ask questions

      Was there a folded $50 note poking out of the top left of your passport while you gave him one of these smiles?

      >Flew from DC to Munich
      >Get to passport control
      >Hand him my Canadian passport
      >He asks me “Are you a spy?”
      >I sort of laugh
      >He says all the best spies pretend to be Canadian
      >I explain in Canadian but live in the US
      >He then asks if I speak German
      >I answer in conversationally fluent German (wife is German)
      >He looks at me and goes “Definitely a spy”
      >Stamps my passport and says enjoy your time here
      Germans man.

      Based German immigration officer. All the ones I've ever dealt with were arschlochen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna wager some kind of drug trafficking route

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are American customs officers so autistic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is totally up to their subjective personal discretion, no reasonable suspicion even needed, to subject you to a whole range of search and seizure techniques

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >NK stamps
    There's no such thing, larper. You don't get your passport stamped when you go to NK, it's on a separate piece of paper.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive at Schiphol Airport
    >long line at passport control
    >officers are asking the same questions
    >where are you going, what are your plans, etc.
    >everyone is answering that they're going to Amsterdam for their holiday
    >my turn comes up
    >"Where are you going?"
    >"I'm going to the Hague."
    >"Really? Why would you go there?"
    >"F-for a holiday?"
    >"Okay, buddy. Whatever."
    Is it really that unrealistic to go there for a holiday?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like arriving in London and saying you're going to Birmingham for a holiday

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fair

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be american
    >come back from holiday
    >spent over the legal limit abroad of 2 weeks and 1 day
    >anal searched 10000 times
    >fined for staying abroad too long
    >interrogated for hours about if really american
    >return to work with note to boss
    >revoked all future time off
    >salute the american flag

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=223

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Thai border crossing
    > guy laughs at my awkward picture which is a few years old
    > I try to play along while being embarrassed
    > it encourages him even more
    > [in broken english] Dis really you loool?
    > He starts passing it around to other immigration people
    > I'm holding up like 50 people in a big queue because they're all laughing at my pic
    This isn't shitposting, literally happened.
    Honestly think I should report my passport stolen and get a new one, I can't deal with this shit.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I arrived in Helsinki airport and when they asked me where I was going I said the Baltics (meaning the 3 countries) and Poland, then had to correct and say I was staying in Helsinki for one night. Kinda cute that I get questioned and EU stamps in the passport now (first time here since brexit means brexit)

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