philippines,canada

need to travel to southeast Asia without the Canadian governament knowing... any ideas or suggestion ? (reason: i want to keep my disability)

no trolls plz

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Canada need to know where you go? Why do you care?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Canada cuts pension, disability, welfare if your outside of Canada for more than 30 days

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to the Philippines, fly back to the US and walk across the border.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then they'd think he left Canada and never returned, retard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, same here in the UK, just travel for less than a month. I have enough bennies to travel 5 months of the year.

      Yes that means a lot of flying, but meh, gives you time to get cured of STDs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck man. What happened?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao what STDs are you picking up?

          Just Chlamydia, occupational hazard as a rawdogging Chad coomer. Better to recover from that shit at home than in SEA though. Headlice can happen too, so I usually shave before I go back.

          Fucked a dozen Vietnamese girls and had no problems there but they're a bit more hygienic than flips.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky devil. I am not assuming every rawdog is an AIDS trap but you got more balls than me to risk it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you don't fuck shemales or morons you won't catch aids, better chance being struck by lightning.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            God I want to be as fun as you

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice, chlamydia is easy to kick with just antibiotics, likely wont even know that you've got it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chad coomer
            >pays for sex
            Kek

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone pays for sex....either money or time.

              Time is cheap when you are young, you have little money then.

              Time is expensive when you are older, you have lots of money then.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao what STDs are you picking up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure they'll be able to know you are out of the country
      t. my dead grandfather buried in europe still receives his retirement pension

      Unless things changed recently I clearly remember that in Canadian airports (unlike a lot of other countries) Canada doesn't have a border check point to check people leaving the country. They only check you if you enter. If you have a secondary passport I can guarantee you that you can leave and come back without them knowing. Even better idea is that you go to the second passport country and change your name (as I have done). Now you are completely in a different system.
      To be honest I am quite positive that you can enter and exit Canada on the same passport without other government agencies knowing. Canada is such a bureaucratic shithole where different government agencies have no idea what the other is doing. They are slowly changing this but its at a fucking snails pace that in 20 years shit will probably still not really have changed.
      I have gone to different government agencies where they have no idea that I had a name change. Also during covid I came and left three times (kek) without doing the cuckrantine. One time I clearly violated their quarantine rules by entering and leaving the same Canadian airport in 48 hours and nobody knew shit.

      To summarize. If you want to be safe about it, get a second passport. If you want to be ballsy like me, just leave and dont tell anyone. Canada is a country that relies on fear to control the populace. They scare you by threatening harsh consequences if they find out you broke the rules. However the chance of them finding out is slim.

      Now that I gave you this advice. Tell me how I can scam the Canadian system to get disability cheques. I already scammed them by claiming to be low income while working abroad and by claiming CERB cheques that I dont deserve. Or are you legit disabled?

      this right here

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless things changed recently I clearly remember that in Canadian airports (unlike a lot of other countries) Canada doesn't have a border check point to check people leaving the country. They only check you if you enter. If you have a secondary passport I can guarantee you that you can leave and come back without them knowing. Even better idea is that you go to the second passport country and change your name (as I have done). Now you are completely in a different system.
    To be honest I am quite positive that you can enter and exit Canada on the same passport without other government agencies knowing. Canada is such a bureaucratic shithole where different government agencies have no idea what the other is doing. They are slowly changing this but its at a fucking snails pace that in 20 years shit will probably still not really have changed.
    I have gone to different government agencies where they have no idea that I had a name change. Also during covid I came and left three times (kek) without doing the cuckrantine. One time I clearly violated their quarantine rules by entering and leaving the same Canadian airport in 48 hours and nobody knew shit.

    To summarize. If you want to be safe about it, get a second passport. If you want to be ballsy like me, just leave and dont tell anyone. Canada is a country that relies on fear to control the populace. They scare you by threatening harsh consequences if they find out you broke the rules. However the chance of them finding out is slim.

    Now that I gave you this advice. Tell me how I can scam the Canadian system to get disability cheques. I already scammed them by claiming to be low income while working abroad and by claiming CERB cheques that I dont deserve. Or are you legit disabled?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get second passport?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        my mother and father were Polish, i think i qualify for a Polish passport

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are gnomish you can get one when you turn 28 with no mandatory military service. I'm doing that, or you can buy one in the carribbean for 150k.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can only stay in the Philippines for more than three weeks if you have a visa anyways

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i am honestly living on Quebec disability and yes i am :/ and im too nervous to risk moving to south east Asia , unless im 100% sure this will not backfire as for Philippines limited stay, i have a Citizenship card

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have an artificial heart valve which causes strokes, ive had 10+ 3 major 1's

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    never got an std from Phil except gonorea

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you rawdog too?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know where specifically but you there's a border crossing in NY that's unmanned and you can get into the US without anyone knowing.

    So, theoretically you could possibly travel from out of the US

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US/Canada border is the largest land border in the world. If you wanted to enter either country undetected it would be trivial. Most places you just have to walk through some woods.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do u mean roxham road?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    from what i understand, i should depart from usa ???

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was also yold to get a 2nd passport.... i am Canadian and Canadian only, therefore have only 1 passport

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a job where I work on a project site where you live there with all your accommodations covered by the company while you're there and don't even pay for your flights back to the main three hubs. The company I work for bids on contracts and we're booming right now. I don't even own a house nor rent. I sold all my shit and when I have time off, I just get one of my coworkers to drop me off at the airport (we fly back in to a private airport nearby) and already have my travel booked. Have all my shit I need and go wherever I want.

    It really sucked during COVID because I had to rent a place until shit opened up again. Was boring as fuck. Back in business now and saved up quite a bit.

    If you can land a job like that, it's a great way to travel if you have no roots like a house/kids/wife.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your job faghort?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomercoomer is on disability
    I hope someone shanks you to death in Manila.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be more expensive to keep track of you than it would be to blindly keep paying you your disability.

    Source: lived in SEA 2015-2020. My bank statements indicate that 100% of my (non-Canadian) welfare was withdrawn in cash from foreign ATMs. You would have to find, personally offend, and confess to one of these people to get caught. That's assuming the people who work in these departments can be found, and aren't just farming the work out to a bot while they live in a Spanish villa. My payments get rubber stamped at irregular times in the early hours of the morning (GMT). Maybe they have a Filipino assistant.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without the Canadian governament knowing
    Your only option is to travel illegally.

    If you have a sailboat that is capable of crossing the Pacific Ocean, you could simply sail out without bothering to notify the government. Land in the Philippines without going through Customs (just pretend you've been there already) and hang out all you want. Whenever you feel like it, sail back home. Just pretend you were fishing off the coast and foraging in the wilderness for mushrooms for however many months.

    No sailboat? If you have a second passport, you could sneak over the border into the U.S., sneak over the border into Mexico so that the U.S. doesn't know you were there, and then pay the cartels to smuggle you onto a cargo ship headed to the Philippines. Enter on your second passport. Reverse the process to return to Canada.

    Ohterwise you're basically fucked.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is the only right answer to the OP's question. Two or three years ago, the Leaf government started collecting exit info on citizens. They did it to match some US safe border bullshit, but at the same time they said it would cut down on Leafs who mooch gibs when they shouldn't be eligible. Some snowbird forum last year had some geezers complaining about losing their provincial healthcare for being away too long, which has never happened before. And a shitload of CRB and EI recipients are now paying back all the money they collected from other countries. If you want to keep your government gibs, your only option is to sneak out or use a second passport, and the second passport trick might stop working eventually too.
      BTW, OP's pic is of a literal prepubescent child. Wtf.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the young girl is the daughter ive never met, shes currently living in Philippines and thats the main reason i want to live there

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't look very white, I have two daughters there, one is pretty dark like yours but with a high nose bridge and chin dimple and the other looks pretty white with curly hair

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't look very white, I have two daughters there, one is pretty dark like yours but with a high nose bridge and chin dimple and the other looks pretty white with curly hair

          Tell a newb like me how to be like you?. I have never been to PI.

          t.American

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Be white and be tall, but mostly be white.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am 5'9".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with

          She doesn't look very white, I have two daughters there, one is pretty dark like yours but with a high nose bridge and chin dimple and the other looks pretty white with curly hair

          Better do a DNA test.

          Also, good job posting her photo on a forum full of degenerate coomers.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > keep my disability
    have a nice day, subhuman

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cannot and will not travel through usa to Mexico, nor will i deal with illegal cartel of any kind, however, my parents are both Polish therefore i think im elidgible for a Polish passport (2nd passport) will the Quebec governament detect my departure if i use the Polish passport ?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not stop being a lazy gay (you won't get far here without a decent amount of cash anyway) and apply for a visa? There's so much work here and you can make a decent amount with good English skills. Takes like 2 months to process everything fully and they're so desperate for it they'll expedite that.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you cross to the US at part of the unguarded border, then leave fly from there to Asia, then return directly to Canada by air? Would it trigger anything weird if Canada sees you return but never saw you leave?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive decided to simply get the Polish passport and fly out of Canada, thread has succeded, thank you i can finally meet my daughter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, just find out how long you're allowed to be out of the country before losing your benefits and come back before that deadline expires.

      They don't shut you off for hopping over the border to shop in the U.S. They're not going to shut you off for being out for a weekend. A month? Maybe they'll shut you off for a month, dunno. Find out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is OP wants to spend a long time out of the country while still getting paid his gibs. Even if he wasn't planning on scamming the system, a round trip to Manila from Leafville costs $1500 USD, and I doubt he wants or can afford to pay that for a 4 week holiday. That's why he's willing to put in the work to get a second passport (which is a good idea by itself).

        I agree with [...]

        Better do a DNA test.

        Also, good job posting her photo on a forum full of degenerate coomers.

        Agreed. I've got several hapa kids and I can spot the look. This girl looks pure Filipino.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isnt it a bit shitty having children abroad that you dont look after?
          Behaviour of morons tbqh.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My IQ is pretty high, not tested but I have a degree with on average puts you around 110-115. Pinoy iq is 86 so I'm doing them a massive favor, also I'm 6'1 so my kids will literally and figuratively be above their peers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But their dad is a degenerate coomer posting on sighsee and not raising them.

              I get the appeal, though. I'd love to go around cooming my DNA into women bareback but I'm just wondering how you feel about it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel pretty great, wish I'd done it earlier in life, only started being a sex tourist at 27 and various things such as study and covid have made things difficult these last 4 years but I'm looking to get back into it.

                I wonder how many kids I can make before I tap out in my 50's (yeah, I know it's still possible to have kids older than that but your sperm count would be really low)

                I'm thinking at minimum 30-40, assuming 2-3 pregnancies carried to term every year for the next 15 years. Seems pretty doable since I got 3 girls pregnant in just a 1 month vacay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                a lot of those mixed race pinoy kids live in slums, being lightskin isn't going to make a huge difference to them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if they grow up in a slum, and most don't (my son is raised by his Lola who has 2 cars) being taller, better looking and smarter will give them a very different life to the average flip.

                Pic related, the product of a 2/10 hooker and a boomer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that your daughter?
                How many Hapas do you see in Filipines?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That pic literally up on google. Anon probably don't have that kind of genetics

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he hasn't watched RT's fallen angels

                That pic literally up on google. Anon probably don't have that kind of genetics

                One of my daughters is as cute as that, you would probably say she's pure flip cause she's so dark, but to the trained eye has Caucasian traits.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RT's fallen angels
                you fall for shitty russian propaganda framed to make western tourists out to be some sort of menace?
                Russians have an entire beach brothel town in vietnam where they do the exact same shit, but you don't see anybody making documentaries about that place now do you?
                Moron.
                Here's a compelling thought for anybody who feels bad about these women: they made the CHOICE to take money in exchange for a creampie. They could have CHOSEN not to do that. Nobody forced them. If they actually believed the man would take care of them then that makes them simply stupid and they would have been victimized by ANYBODY, including other filipinos, which happens often anyways.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this might be extremely odd, but I want to experience a women like the white tank top. I'm only 25 but I like the way she looks. How possible would this be? I'd assume she'd be extremely skeptical about a young man approaching her when there are much younger, and better pinays to pursue.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That female could be either 12, or 42.. hold a gun to my head I still couldn't tell you.

    Pirate offspring I imagine, all the degenerate sleaze of the seven seas distilled into one cesspool of genetic sludge.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why canada is the shithole it is. Greasy dysgenic nerds like yourself leeching off EI and disability.

    RYWWN

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedo alert. Your IP address has been given to the authority. Enjoy your life in the run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL, go right ahead

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any coomer guide to the Philippines anywhere I can look through
    I wanna come and coom in loose Asian women as a white guy , how do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tinder, also google prostitute areas in whatever city you're in. But mostly tinder, if you're white there will be more then enough Asian women, you won't even have to pay them.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedo

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneaking out without government knowing is always a risk

    Why not just go for less then 30 days? More then enough to coom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because i want to take care of my daughter without the high cost of living in Canada

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