Planning a vacation to Miami beach for next year may any advice?

Planning a vacation to Miami beach for next year may any advice?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tons of people all over the world make the same trip. Do whatever the frick you like

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Over expensive beach city, go to an all inclusive resort in Cancun or else where, I think you will have a lot more fun there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >go to an all inclusive resort in Cancun

      i went to one of these and I can't decide if its based or utterly cringe. It's a bunch of beaners who will never be able to afford to stay the resorts they work for shoveling food and booze into white peoples faces for days straight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's pretty much everywhere in hospitality. at least they're making better money than what they'd make at home.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually want to do this. I have been taking vacations and doing so much the last decade. That was fun too, but I just want to chill for once
      I was thinking something like cancun or a cruise or something as a relaxing change of pace.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chances of being gunned down in Cancun are increasing by the day.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of paying insane amount of money to stay in a Latino party city with a below average beach?
    Just fly to Cancun or Rio de Janeiro.
    >le dangerous
    Zona hotelera and Copacabana feel much safer than most of Miami Beach, cheaper, better women, better beach, better vibes.
    Frick, fly to Tenerife and enjoy downscaled safer Miami with first world infrastructure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the troublemakers visit Miami Beach from other states, but in Brazil, they live in favelas close to the beach. Also in Miami Beach, most people have guns, so that makes robbery very dangerous. In Brazil, robbery gangs stroll the beach looking for victims among the tourists. One robbery per gang per day, each gang has its beach territory. And Brazil has a far more negative perception of America than Mexico does. Brazilians even get triggered by the name of our country, insisting that they are also American. Mexicans are Mexicans even in America.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miami beach sucks, its overrated and overpriced like virtually all places of minor attraction in the US. Filled with ghetto nogs, trashiest people from all over the US. I will say Fort Lauderdale has some nice strip clubs that you can frick in but there are so many cheaper and nicer latin cities for that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how about west palm beach, east of okechobee. not too near shitskin infested miami but still fun enough.
    Other anons familiar with west palm also pitch in as I have a close fren who will move there soon for work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah OP don't go to Miami Beach - its overpriced and overrated, full of nasty people, nasty restaurants, nasty beaches. Same for FLL. Go to West Palm or anywhere along the Gold/Space Coast, its a different atmosphere (more "country" and Salt Life than clubs and parties), but if you're just going for beaches you're much better off away from Miami.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t. Your time will be ruined by either the nogs or the new ordinances the city will roll out to curb their impulses by banning any fun. If you want to party, go downtown to Brickell. If you want the beach, go to Key Biscayne. If you just want to hang out in the warm weather, go to Coral Gables or Coconut Grove.

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