Queen Mary 2

I’m sailing on the Queen Mary 2 to New York from Southampton next year on the 23rd of April next year.

Has anyone else made the crossing on this ship?

Will any sighseeelers be aboard?

At 28, will I be the youngest passenger aboard and coom in all the silver haired milves and GILFS?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow anon you're getting an ocean liner like it's 1912

    it is a cunard ship so most of the other passengers will be ancients. not been on qm2. are you having a port balcony?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have an inside cabin. Thought about a balcony, but it doesn’t feel worth it, especially when you pay £500 more for the single supplement anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goes on a cruise
        >gets an inside cabin with a view of a toilet only

        are you retarded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you want to spend all day in your cabin instead of enjoying the facilities of the ship?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why would you want to enjoy your cabin instead of hating it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              legit only thing I liked about my boat experience was sitting on the balcony looking at the sea as the sun sets, enjoying a drink while reading a book

              everything else was just... well mince really

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Having a balcony room sounds like the only way to make a week with stuff 80 year olds tolerable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have an inside cabin.
        Purchase Bonine.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck avoiding diarrhoea from the buffets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good luck avoiding diarrhoea from the buffets
      It's the QM2 not some cheap shitty Carnival cruise liner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter what ship it is. It is matter of how often the passengers wash their fucking hands after picking their fucking noses of boredom.

  3. 3 months ago
    dark chaser

    have fun being titanic 2

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rode that ship! Like the other anons said, most of the people are old, but the trip was fun. It was a family trip so I didn't do anything too crazy, but I remember it being laid back and comfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the security and boarding procedure like anon? Do they have body scanners or just metal detectors?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm now imagining a sitcom about terrorists planning to suicide bomb a round the world cruise
        Every week their wacky plan gets foiled just in the nick of time

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun being one of the only people who isn't an octogenarian on board

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to do but fuck and eat, so the opportunity is definitely there.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fun enough if you like the atmosphere. It's old people, but you're on sighsee, you're an introvert, so you'll find lectures or books to read in the library, and formal dinners to enjoy and exercise. Or just stay comfy on your balcony with snacks and gaming, which I'm pretty sure you can do if you want to.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a video

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone but the cameraman's autistic children aged 50+
      >at least one fossil has a heart attack and gets a helicopter evac
      o im laffin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You actually have to have special insurance covering helicopter evacuation before they’ll let you on board

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to get across the Altantic by boat that isn't octogenerianated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cunard are the only cruise operator to do a pure travelling transatlantic cruise.

      Most of the big cruise lines do 1 or 2 ships that do the crossing, usually with Caribbean stops. The Atlantic has rougher seas than almost any other cruises so needs specific ships for it.

      The cheaper the cruise, the more likely you're to see normal couples and families on it. They're 11+ days though so it will be weighted towards people who can get that time off easily.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally my dream to make that trip. Would love to join but I'm broke af. Yes there will be older people, but take the cruise for what it is, a traditional experience with a chance to relax and enjoy yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on my bucket list, it would be a kino boat experience if it wasn't filled with coffin dodgers

      looks boring how is that your dream?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's on my bucket list, it would be a kino boat experience if it wasn't filled with coffin dodgers

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney cruise don't do a transatlantic cruise to Florida

    I know they'd charge £10k for this but it still seems a missed opportunity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were talking about it and then 2008 hit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds boring. It's not like a train where you'll have nice views every now and then. All you're gonna see is water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I like water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes there is something zen about watching a nice calm flat sea stretch as far as the eye can see from your cabin balcony. the absence of anything to look at is itself something to look at

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stuck on a ship for a week
    >only distractions are eating, gambling, purchasing luxury goods, fucking your cabin neighbor (or someone from the crew), watching movies, watching the sea

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give but am a poorfag. Buy me a ticket and I'll keep you company. No homo

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've screenshotted this page and will be sending it to the management of the ship to keep an eye on your coomer arse.

    Thanks for doxxing yourself because my cousin works on that ship.

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