You need to be Chinese to have access now as the cooming there is illegal. Literally exploited girls and triad stuff. The only tolerance area is Four Floors but it's quite expensive
>I'm not allowed to have a fetish that involves being tied down and physically abused >the punishment for this is being tied down and physically abused
Wow people from Singapore are so smart.
>gardens by the bay >singapore zoo >sentosa >national museum >asian history museum >hawker stores >arab st >little india >china town >associated religious sites in each >events on throughout the year >can even get a boat over to batam
Plenty to do in 5 days
Most of that is just >looking >smelling >hearing >feeling >tasting
stuff
homie if you got some magic extra sensory location that has spoiled existing for you, you need to tell us about that shit right fricking now. Otherwise, it's on you to explain what else you expect from existence.
Singapore girls love White men. Not sure what you’re on about. I’ve been there many times and there’s a reason they call it “the graveyard of western marriages”.
Agreed, been to Singapore and it’s pretty fricking boring. Go to Hong Kong if you want to be in a developed part of asian but also want to have fun/go on adventures.
i like singapore, it's cool
i'm going there for the weekend in a couple of weeks
i'm just going to meet a friend and chill out and have a few beers and watch the boats and stuff
it's a good place to spend a couple of days not doing very much
OP, visit Golden Mile complex in Singapore. Its like a little Thailand and due to shut in the next 3 months. Its literally the last chance to visit what will be a landmark in Singapore's history.
Also, visit Beach Road market which is nearby. There should still be shops catering to conscripts so you may be able to find something interesting. A decade ago, i remember seeing parts of the m16 bolt carrier group for sale and firing pins. I don't think they sell them anymore unfortunately.
Its more than a decade ago actually....more like 2.
Also maybe research if foreigners can visit the Singapore Army Officer School. Citizens can enter with a passport or ID. Some scenic views in there and could be interesting for you if you like military things.
If you like urban transportation like i am, you could also spend some time riding the LRT. Its a fully automated light rail system with windows that automatically cloud over when it goes past dwellings.
On the vein of urban planning, the Urban Renewal Authority can be interesting. They run a tour there about Singapore's growth as a city from past to present and there's some interesting models of Singapore on display.
If you're interested, I could bring you to Johor for cooming. I know lots of good spas if you're into viet/thais and some contacts to hook up with local girls as well
some of the muslim nutjobs tried to start the same shit here in malaysia
of course everyone just joked about it and went out to bakeries and bought loads of poppy seed bagels and so on and was like "look we're on drugs now"
you are moronic. I was there for two days and its majestic
I crossed the border with a bus. At the border you have sings telling you that with drugs you are risking death penalty. You have to leave the bus while the custom service searches the bus for fricking everything.
Highlights:
Geylang was 7/10. Had a chick lick my butthole while being on all 4s. Different houses have different types. Don't go to the Chinese ones as they rip you off. The thai ones are better. Shop around and listen to what the guys at the door quote others. They see white they try to overcharge you.
If you want a secret coom, the Chinese shopping centre in Chinatown was great for a frick. The massage shops were great and look legit. Once your in they will frick the shit out of you in the stalls next to other people with just a plastic board to separate you. Was good fun.
Hawker center food is pretty good. The fruit is the best in the world. Pineapple rice is fuggin tasty.
Sunday funday is great to go shopping. Things are cheaper and full of Philippine poon. Sunglasses on for the best experience.
Don't expect anything to be grandiose. Things are low key. Do some of the walks or hikes. I liked bukit Timah. Quiet and jungle vibes. Don't bring a plastic bag though or the monkeys will fricking kill you. No joke.
Cons: pajeets everywhere. They are stinking rats and will stare. The pajeet store owners will try and con you. Buy from a nicer shop if need be.
Dating apps full of women who want to be spent on. Went off 5 dates and all of them expect you to pay with no sex in return. Got a throat frick from 1 of them but they wanted to settle down after that. No way.
It's hot... All the time. Be prepared for sweating. A change of t-shirt is a god send. Bar of soap and bottle of water is better than deodorant.
lmao I know exactly the mall you are talking about as I lived next to it for a year. I was there all the time and had no idea those places are for cooming. To innocent I guess
Surely there must be a place to coom....
Anon...i
>south east asia
>can't even coom
Singapore was a mistake.
What?! No, this can’t be true……
You can jerk off tho, it's legal... i think?
Knowing Singapore, probably not.
It's already illegal in Indonesia (you can get up to 3 years in prison), so yeah.
I thought Geylang was for cooming.
You need to be Chinese to have access now as the cooming there is illegal. Literally exploited girls and triad stuff. The only tolerance area is Four Floors but it's quite expensive
if you like bdsm they will cane you
>I'm not allowed to have a fetish that involves being tied down and physically abused
>the punishment for this is being tied down and physically abused
Wow people from Singapore are so smart.
First of all the food is amazing
You can go to Pulau Ubin which many Singaporean dont even know about. The gardens are also great
There is. Google the four floors of prostitutes
There is something to do at Sentosa Island
Universal Studios by myself seems a bit grim.
Maybe I could find a cute date, but I'm too shy.
>gardens by the bay
>singapore zoo
>sentosa
>national museum
>asian history museum
>hawker stores
>arab st
>little india
>china town
>associated religious sites in each
>events on throughout the year
>can even get a boat over to batam
Plenty to do in 5 days
Most of that is just looking at stuff or shopping
You were expecting hiking and scuba diving or something?
>You were expecting actual fun activities?
No I wasn't, it's Singapore
Most of that is just
>looking
>smelling
>hearing
>feeling
>tasting
stuff
homie if you got some magic extra sensory location that has spoiled existing for you, you need to tell us about that shit right fricking now. Otherwise, it's on you to explain what else you expect from existence.
Holy frick LMFAO you better fricking tell us
damn bro you should work for Singapore's tourism industry
>Singapore: we have things that will engage all FIVE of your senses
kek
You are supposed to research before you book
OP posted a not so elaborate ruse to ask for suggestions on what to see in Singapore
rusing for a bruising
Singapor night safari is quite unique
How is there a safari in Singapore, isn't it a city state?
People pay to see americans?
Sentosa island park you moron
>going to an amusement park by yourself
Won't girls laugh at me?
Who cares?
Download tinder moron. SEA women are easy. You literally DO NOT need to go to go go bars.
Singapore girls are rich and westernized, not typical SEA pussy.
Singapore girls love White men. Not sure what you’re on about. I’ve been there many times and there’s a reason they call it “the graveyard of western marriages”.
Nowhere does it say that:
https://www.google.com/search?q=singapore+graveyard+of+western+marriages
Agreed, been to Singapore and it’s pretty fricking boring. Go to Hong Kong if you want to be in a developed part of asian but also want to have fun/go on adventures.
KL is only 5 hours away by bus. Just go there if you're bored.
>KL
Man, frick that place. I got tricked into going there.
>be me
>wanted to go to Europe
>thought France would be a good start
>plane lands
>it wasn't France
>it was KUALA LUMPUR
Ah the classic KL bait and switch, we've all been there
You would’ve fricked up either way. France isn’t in Europe—It’s in Africa.
Take a boat to Pulau Ubin and ride a bike around
t b h I was mainly just going to stop over in Singapore for a few days to adjust to the Asian time zones from the UK
OP what do you normally do on vacation?
i like singapore, it's cool
i'm going there for the weekend in a couple of weeks
i'm just going to meet a friend and chill out and have a few beers and watch the boats and stuff
it's a good place to spend a couple of days not doing very much
Hey OP, check out this le reddit r singaporemusicchat
troony janny wont let me post reddit links.
>nothing except food
>nothing except the main reason to go to places
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I lost my interested in Singapore after covid. It's a country for hypochondriacs.
i liked the aquarium. supposedly it's one of the biggest in the world. also I went to a rooftop bar with my gf. it was nice.
go somewhere else then? its like $50 to fly to thailand, cambodia, vietnam from singas.
>poorgays detected
singapore is fun just not if youre broke
OP, visit Golden Mile complex in Singapore. Its like a little Thailand and due to shut in the next 3 months. Its literally the last chance to visit what will be a landmark in Singapore's history.
Also, visit Beach Road market which is nearby. There should still be shops catering to conscripts so you may be able to find something interesting. A decade ago, i remember seeing parts of the m16 bolt carrier group for sale and firing pins. I don't think they sell them anymore unfortunately.
Its more than a decade ago actually....more like 2.
Also maybe research if foreigners can visit the Singapore Army Officer School. Citizens can enter with a passport or ID. Some scenic views in there and could be interesting for you if you like military things.
If you like urban transportation like i am, you could also spend some time riding the LRT. Its a fully automated light rail system with windows that automatically cloud over when it goes past dwellings.
On the vein of urban planning, the Urban Renewal Authority can be interesting. They run a tour there about Singapore's growth as a city from past to present and there's some interesting models of Singapore on display.
If you're interested, I could bring you to Johor for cooming. I know lots of good spas if you're into viet/thais and some contacts to hook up with local girls as well
Eat well then my fren, and don’t come home til you’ve gained 50Lbs. That’ll give you something to do
Is it true that Singapore is so anti-drug that they'll arrest you for having even poppy seeds (that came from food) stuck to your clothing?
No. That's Dubai.
some of the muslim nutjobs tried to start the same shit here in malaysia
of course everyone just joked about it and went out to bakeries and bought loads of poppy seed bagels and so on and was like "look we're on drugs now"
you are moronic. I was there for two days and its majestic
I crossed the border with a bus. At the border you have sings telling you that with drugs you are risking death penalty. You have to leave the bus while the custom service searches the bus for fricking everything.
Been to Singapore lately on a work trip.
Highlights:
Geylang was 7/10. Had a chick lick my butthole while being on all 4s. Different houses have different types. Don't go to the Chinese ones as they rip you off. The thai ones are better. Shop around and listen to what the guys at the door quote others. They see white they try to overcharge you.
If you want a secret coom, the Chinese shopping centre in Chinatown was great for a frick. The massage shops were great and look legit. Once your in they will frick the shit out of you in the stalls next to other people with just a plastic board to separate you. Was good fun.
Hawker center food is pretty good. The fruit is the best in the world. Pineapple rice is fuggin tasty.
Sunday funday is great to go shopping. Things are cheaper and full of Philippine poon. Sunglasses on for the best experience.
Don't expect anything to be grandiose. Things are low key. Do some of the walks or hikes. I liked bukit Timah. Quiet and jungle vibes. Don't bring a plastic bag though or the monkeys will fricking kill you. No joke.
Cons: pajeets everywhere. They are stinking rats and will stare. The pajeet store owners will try and con you. Buy from a nicer shop if need be.
Dating apps full of women who want to be spent on. Went off 5 dates and all of them expect you to pay with no sex in return. Got a throat frick from 1 of them but they wanted to settle down after that. No way.
It's hot... All the time. Be prepared for sweating. A change of t-shirt is a god send. Bar of soap and bottle of water is better than deodorant.
lmao I know exactly the mall you are talking about as I lived next to it for a year. I was there all the time and had no idea those places are for cooming. To innocent I guess