Runza: Worst of the Worst

If you are driving through the worst state do yourself a favor and avoid these shithole fast food establishments. You will shit through a screen door.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few things about Nebraska that I miss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you stick your wiener in the Hispanicy one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk looks good to me. i'd eat a cheese runza big cheeser? think i can call it a big cheeser? like one big cheeser pleaser? slap a fresh cheeser pleasure runza actually can i call it a big cheesy? like "hey there can i have a big cheesy"

        and they'd be like big cheesy what and i'd say

        big cheesy runza

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swiss Mushroom Runza is probably good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn this post is cute

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad you liked it fren,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently nebraska has the best caseys pizza (so far, out of 3 states).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casey's pizza is only sufficient if it is Taco pizza. That bullshit by the slice is really overrated. Breakfast pizza gives your gut similar symptoms to Runza

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every state that doesn't touch the ocean besides Colorado and maybe Idaho is completely irrelevant and not worth even driving through

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >queue instant flyover seethe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *cue

        A queue is a lineup.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, so put it in the line up of bull shit coming up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pennsylvania is kino wtf are you talking about
      t. New England

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from the Amish PA is a fucking dump full of mouthbreathers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PA does touch the ocean sort of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked - Michigan is gorgeous and has more coastline than any state besides Alaska

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop telling them we don't need them to ruin it lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody is coming to that Democratic ran shithole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any state beside texas, florida, california, louisana ,any southern state/mexico bordering state is like heaven simply because there is very few morons or Hispanics.

      You gays really think california or texas is better than nebraska, those shitty crime ridden, traffic filled dirty states? But I guess the boomer airbnb shilling is working its magic, and at least you have 'things to do" if the diversity comes with it. LOL, get a fucking gaming PC that will give you something "to do".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate Nebraska because I am from Iowa.

        Midwest is KINO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get a fucking gaming pc
        >dude just play le vidya games xD

        How fat are you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          322lbs

          Why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOME

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a non-American, their wide variety of fast food chains fascinates me, and I want to try every single one of them, even though I know fully well that a lot of them are shit that even Americans themselves would disavow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones do you want to try?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to try as many as I can, but the ones that have really grabbed my attention are
        >Chick-Fil-A
        >Culver's
        >Raising Cane's
        >White Castle
        >In-N-Out
        >Whataburger
        >Steak 'n Shake
        >Checkers/Rally's
        >Long John Silver's
        >Sonic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chick-Fil-A
          Definitely worth trying
          >Culver's
          Very good
          >Raising Cane's
          Haven't had it, hear it's good but overrated
          >White Castle
          Ok at best, Krystal is better imo
          >In-N-Out
          Haven't had it
          >Whataburger
          Ok
          >Steak 'n Shake
          Burgers are good, they have weird fries. Haven't been to one in about a decade
          >Checkers/Rally's
          Good fries, burgers so-so. Drive-thru or walk-up only
          >Long John Silver's
          Hard to find now, I like them more than Captain D's but haven't had either in a long time. Don't get your expectations up
          >Sonic
          Acceptable, I like their breakfast burritos more than their burgers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raising cane's is exactly the same as zaxby's.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should add Carl's Junior to that list.

          Don't eat at White Castle or Long John Silver's while your on vacation. The diarrhea will last for a week and ruin your trip.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Panda express and Chipotle/Qdoba are good too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Panda Express is guaranteed diarrhea. Chipotle is guaranteed e coli

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Panda Express is shit tier food as well I agree.

              Glad this Euro didnt mention Taco Bell though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tb breakfast is the top tier of fast food breakfasts tho

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never had it.. but likely wouldnt trust it. I make 2 eggs and a piece of toast every morning at home for about $.70

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          -Fil-A
          Kind of bland food. Religious controversy. Closed on Sunday. Extremely nice and cheerful employees.
          's
          You will gain weight here. I mean their signature items are the "butter burger" and "frozen custard." Try the fried cheese curds. Chick Fil A tier customer service.
          Cane's
          Good chicken but overrated. The line here can be over an hour. They make you pay for sauce and refills too (unheard of in America).
          Castle
          Vomit on a bun.
          >>In-N-Out
          Some people say it's overrated but they really only have one menu item which is a basic Big Mac but cheaper and higher quality, I like it. Like Chick Fil A with customer service and religion but not up front about it.

          Ok. Taste like homemade food basically.
          n Shake
          Greasy burgers and good shakes not as good as Culver's though.
          's
          haven't been to this one
          >>Long John Silver's
          Shit tier fish and chips type shit. Attracts a black clientele so you might see a fight while there. Like Popeyes.

          Sonic isn't really fast food because they take a while and bring the food you your car 50s style. It's kind of a social place people go to hang out. The food isn't great but you can order the most random drinks like a shake with Nerds (sour candy) in it or a slush with Powerade sports drink.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Others you may want to consider:
          Runza
          Braum's (like Runza they're a small chain, not easy to find)
          Firehouse Subs
          Del Taco
          Bojangles
          Zaxby's
          Jack's
          Milo's
          A&W

          -Fil-A
          Kind of bland food. Religious controversy. Closed on Sunday. Extremely nice and cheerful employees.
          's
          You will gain weight here. I mean their signature items are the "butter burger" and "frozen custard." Try the fried cheese curds. Chick Fil A tier customer service.
          Cane's
          Good chicken but overrated. The line here can be over an hour. They make you pay for sauce and refills too (unheard of in America).
          Castle
          Vomit on a bun.
          >>In-N-Out
          Some people say it's overrated but they really only have one menu item which is a basic Big Mac but cheaper and higher quality, I like it. Like Chick Fil A with customer service and religion but not up front about it.

          Ok. Taste like homemade food basically.
          n Shake
          Greasy burgers and good shakes not as good as Culver's though.
          's
          haven't been to this one
          >>Long John Silver's
          Shit tier fish and chips type shit. Attracts a black clientele so you might see a fight while there. Like Popeyes.

          Sonic isn't really fast food because they take a while and bring the food you your car 50s style. It's kind of a social place people go to hang out. The food isn't great but you can order the most random drinks like a shake with Nerds (sour candy) in it or a slush with Powerade sports drink.

          >Muh religion
          Just a non-issue
          >Sonic isn't really fast food
          They have a normal drive-thru so it counts as fast food to me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chick Fil-A, Culver's, In and Out and Whataburger are all pretty good. The rest of those are shit specifically Long John Silver's. I would rather jerk off with sandpaper than eat LJS's

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chick-Fil-A
          One of my go-tos. I don't eat much fast food these days, but if I do it's usually them
          >Culver's
          Solid burgers. Mid everything else
          >Raising Cane's
          Overrated, but still worth trying
          >White Castle
          Was never the biggest fan
          >In-N-Out
          Never been
          >Whataburger
          Only been once and burgers were just ok
          >Steak 'n Shake
          Burgers are fine, but last time I went their fries were incredibly dry
          >Checkers/Rally's
          Never been
          >Long John Silver's
          Last time I went to one I got food poisoning, but this was many years ago
          >Sonic
          Solid all around

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          -Fil-A
          Reliably good one of the only fast food's ill settle on.
          's
          Greasy and better than the major national chains. Takes entirely too fucking long to get your food though.
          Cane's
          I live north of the mason dixon line sorry
          Castle
          greasy ass bullshit but fun to max out on when I was younger. youll shit terribly for 36-48jrs
          >>In-N-Out
          It's good but you have to suffer through being in California. Best burger fast food though.

          Pretty greasy like a Texas Hardees/Carl Jr
          'n Shake
          Pathetic
          's
          Never been but they look gross
          >>Long John Silver's
          Old people and blacks eat at this place but its probably the worst on this list.

          Stupid commercials and the food is mediocre. Those slushies were solid on a hot summer day and you were blunted

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          -Fil-A
          Not open on sundays overrated has some questionable "policies"
          's
          Never heard of it here in socal
          Cane's
          Good, better than cuck fil a and the sauce is based
          Castle
          more like shit your brains out
          >>In-N-Out
          Best of fast food, don't bother with the rest. Fresh locally grown food, cheap, filling, made right. Flyovers wish they had it

          texas trash I think
          'n Shake
          gross not racist but the people who hang out there seem a bit questionable
          's
          See above
          >>Long John Silver's
          not sure what this is

          forces employees to work outside for car culture, into the trash it goes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >questionable "policies"
            >cuck fil a
            No one cares not even gays

            >here in socal
            Oh, you're retarded. Nevermind

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you even doing here? I think reddit is more your speed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Flyovers wish they had it
            Enjoy your face diaper and quad boosters pussy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad your digits don't do your comment justice, fag.
            B R A U M ' S

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >B R A U M ' S
              I liked getting fresh milk at the little dairy store in them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                great hslf and half for coffee

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My opinions on these:

          >Chick-Fil-A
          Pretty good for a chain fast food restaurant. It's not like God tier like some people say, but it's definitely better than your average fast food joint. Would recommend.

          >Culver's
          Real expensive, but better quality food than a McDonalds or Burger King. Would recommend.

          >Raising Cane's
          I had this one, and didn't like it. I think there's many better chicken places out there. If you're lucky enough to go to a state with a PDQ, go there instead. It's 10x the place that Raising Canes' is.

          >White Castle
          This is typical fast food slop. It tastes good, but it's real low quality, even for fast food standards. Not to mention, you'll be routinely on the toilet for a minimum of the next two days after you eat it so proceed with caution.

          >In-N-Out
          Best fast food in the world. I live on the East coast so I don't get this as often as I want, but every time I head out West, I get this and it never disappoints.

          >Whataburger
          Had it a couple times. Thought it was meh. Your typical fast food place. I'd get it if it's the only fast food around and you're hungry, but I wouldn't go out of my way to get this.

          >Steak 'n Shake
          Don't go here often, but I remember it being like Whataburger in the sense that it's "meh."

          >Checkers/Rally's
          Probably the best fries around, but the other items on the menu are average at best or even subpar.

          >Long John Silver's
          Really underrated place. The fish here is good for fast food standards and you'll get a variety on the menu you won't find at most other fast food chains. If you're able to find one, I'd recommend this place.

          >Sonic
          Real low quality food, and unlike White Castle, it doesn't even taste good. Don't really see a reason anyone would go here unless you want the one time experience of saying you went to Sonic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Long John Silver's
            >Really underrated place.

            have a nice day

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will shit through a screen door.
    People with weak digestive systems should not travel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People with weak digestive systems should not travel
      You go eat a couple goyslop Runza's and tell me you took a solid poo. I doubt it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to Vegas is In-N-Out worth it?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Restaurant is literally called Runza
    >OP is shocked when it gives him the runs
    lol @ shit through a screen door

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    runza gave me the runz

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