Happened to me once on a 10 hour. It was fricking miserable. I was stuck between a rancid sweating wall of blubber and the window. I had to shower after at the airport so I didn’t catch staph or something. Ever since that experience I pay for the premium classes when I can afford it
I got my dick played with by a stranger on a plane. It was fouth of July and alcohol was free, she was some sort of Arabic/Persian pre-med from Utah. She was very impressive. I could feel her leg touching mine, she was shivering so I offered to snuggle under my blanket. Ahhh... good times, never connected with her again because im moronic. Sometimes I think theres a match maker who assigns seats for certain airlines. That cherub cupid does not work for Spirit though.
6'2 230 borderline skinny uhhh no if you said 185 or even 190 maybe at 6'2 230 you are either a flabby POS or a greek god and I am positive you are more on the spare tire worth 30kg of blubber side
he's sitting on top of the armrest?
if you flip up the secret aisle armsrest, does it not go fully back? does he have the upright armrest in his back rather than in his ass?
>GF and I buy comfort+ for comfort >board plane >5,4 wildabeast infront of us asks for seatbelt extension >laugh internally >she lines up in our row >rage internally... wait... i can win this one >tell GF to take window seat >be 6,3 280 fatty. get in middle seat intentionally spill my fat everywhere >manatee looks at her aisle ponders life choices >um... could you two switch? im not sure if this is going to work >flatly say "No" >FA is signaled >FA considers options while i stare blankly into her soul >she upgrades manatee to FC >GF and i enjoy flight with the middle seat empty.
Say what you want, but i'd take an empty middle seat in premium over an upgrade any day. This was also in 2020 so most first class amenities no longer existed.
Maybe not as fat as the guy in the pic, but I had some fat 60ish year old white woman sit in the middle seat next to my window seat on a 2 hour domestic flight.
She must have been 250-300 pounds, but other than having to kind of scooch over closer to the window so we wouldn't be touching, it wasn't too bad. She didn't smell, and I don't use the bathroom on flights except for extreme emergencies, so I basically just ignored her.
The worst part was after the landing, when it took her like two minutes to be able to get up, and I was stuck behind her slow moving ass to get off.
Fat "people" are so fricking gross. The gross dead skin smell that seeps out from their giant flaps of lard is just nauseating. They should not be allowed on most forms of transit.
When I left Japan when corona started, I had to fly out of Tokyo and there was a couple who were fat as shit like this. They had a poor guy sandwiched against the window. Near the end of the flight, the hamplanet guy started puking. I also sat next to 3 mexican dudes who spoke absolutely no English and were from America. Weird flight.
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Happened to me once on a 10 hour. It was fricking miserable. I was stuck between a rancid sweating wall of blubber and the window. I had to shower after at the airport so I didn’t catch staph or something. Ever since that experience I pay for the premium classes when I can afford it
Who, the girl? Coom obviously.
I got my dick played with by a stranger on a plane. It was fouth of July and alcohol was free, she was some sort of Arabic/Persian pre-med from Utah. She was very impressive. I could feel her leg touching mine, she was shivering so I offered to snuggle under my blanket. Ahhh... good times, never connected with her again because im moronic. Sometimes I think theres a match maker who assigns seats for certain airlines. That cherub cupid does not work for Spirit though.
Aside from being fat, he looks huge. Likely close to 7 feet tall.
Super bloat maxxer.
>Super bloat maxxer.
dude that's not very nice you can't say that kind of thing any more
these days we refer to them as absolute units
Use him as giant comfy pillow
I'm 6'6" 390lbs and I'm not nearly that big. he must have a ton of buttfat
How do you even maneuver in your own house like that, you live in a prison of your own making
damn, mirin
I wish I was that big
lmao damn
I have to duck when going through doors but that's about it
>my own choosing
I didn't decide to be a little tall
And I have to pay 150 eurobucks because my suitcase 5kg overweight but this is fine.
just eat your luggage
sorry bathroom is occupied the entire flight
That's my figure.
>6'2" tall
>300lbs
I will sit next to you in economy class
lol no way
I'm 6'2" ~230 and I'm borderline skinny. That dude is at least 6'6" and probably 450 lbs.
6'2 230 borderline skinny uhhh no if you said 185 or even 190 maybe at 6'2 230 you are either a flabby POS or a greek god and I am positive you are more on the spare tire worth 30kg of blubber side
Nah man, while I'm not a greek god, I'm also not flabby. I'm a legit 6'2" barefoot, and around 230.
ur literally 40-50lbs over weight moron thats not skinny
You’re fat.
he's sitting on top of the armrest?
if you flip up the secret aisle armsrest, does it not go fully back? does he have the upright armrest in his back rather than in his ass?
>GF and I buy comfort+ for comfort
>board plane
>5,4 wildabeast infront of us asks for seatbelt extension
>laugh internally
>she lines up in our row
>rage internally... wait... i can win this one
>tell GF to take window seat
>be 6,3 280 fatty. get in middle seat intentionally spill my fat everywhere
>manatee looks at her aisle ponders life choices
>um... could you two switch? im not sure if this is going to work
>flatly say "No"
>FA is signaled
>FA considers options while i stare blankly into her soul
>she upgrades manatee to FC
>GF and i enjoy flight with the middle seat empty.
Say what you want, but i'd take an empty middle seat in premium over an upgrade any day. This was also in 2020 so most first class amenities no longer existed.
Kinda happened to me once.
Maybe not as fat as the guy in the pic, but I had some fat 60ish year old white woman sit in the middle seat next to my window seat on a 2 hour domestic flight.
She must have been 250-300 pounds, but other than having to kind of scooch over closer to the window so we wouldn't be touching, it wasn't too bad. She didn't smell, and I don't use the bathroom on flights except for extreme emergencies, so I basically just ignored her.
The worst part was after the landing, when it took her like two minutes to be able to get up, and I was stuck behind her slow moving ass to get off.
This isn't a problem for me because I only fly Business Class
Fat "people" are so fricking gross. The gross dead skin smell that seeps out from their giant flaps of lard is just nauseating. They should not be allowed on most forms of transit.
as a fat, i get so relieved when i realize i get to sit next to a skinnyminny
>Hey everyone it's Walt from Wolters World
When I left Japan when corona started, I had to fly out of Tokyo and there was a couple who were fat as shit like this. They had a poor guy sandwiched against the window. Near the end of the flight, the hamplanet guy started puking. I also sat next to 3 mexican dudes who spoke absolutely no English and were from America. Weird flight.