So I'm going to Thailand for a month in October. Any tips?

So I'm going to Thailand for a month in October. Any tips?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let a ladyboy fuck you and shart yourself in a large club after eating questionable street food.
    Do you have any actual questions?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great tips thanks

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go straight to pattaya. get a "heaven pizza" from Heaven Pizza and also i recommend the "quattro fromangi." best pizza ive ever had in my life.

    You should also creampie "Ying" from the Toybox bar on soi 6. She appears to have some absolute loser beta cuckbux boyfriend "Theo" from France, but if you give her like 3k baht im sure she would sneak over to your hotel. she has this quiet, high pitched, extremely cute voice and a phat isaan rump. its divine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phat isaan rump
      god bless isaan girls
      god bless thai men who don't want them and think they are ugly because they are brown
      I love fat isaan asses
      I love juicy brown isaan pussy
      I love isaan girls who just got off the bus from their province and are new to the bar

      Yeah, don't treat my country like it's a cumdump.

      Oh fucking please bro THAI MEN are bigger horndogs than westerners. I know all about your fucking thai only brothels and clubs and your sprawling low-class sex worker slums that foreigners don't have access too.
      Pattaya is the containment zone for the coomers, just let us have it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm almost 30 and have never had sex.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hold out till you are 30 and your wizard powers manifest. No point in breaking the streak now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You live in Thailand, the sex capital of the world, and you haven't had sex? Holy shit bro, I thought I had it bad.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't start

            Prostitution should be illegal

            It is, not that it changes anything

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nuke Bangkok

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The rest of the country would become Africa tier

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying its not already

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not even Thailand.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What gave it away? The file name? The fact it shows a west african man and a sex tourist?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't read the file name so no. Go mouth breath somewhere else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Go mouth breath somewhere else.
                >breath

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bangkok is one of the best examples of the IQ shredder phenomenon. The smartest and most talented people in Thailand go there to have 0.8 kids or something insane like that. It brain drains the countryside, and then destroys their fertility.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's Thai girls with fat asses?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously. Not that common but I've seen some in go-go bars.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't they try to extort you there?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the well known ones. You just have to know the system. Sit down, watch the girls, pay for your drinks. Invite a girl you fancy over. Pay for her overpriced lady drink. Then if you want to get her back to your hotel room you pay the barfine, and then her separately after depending on short/long time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is more effort than just picking up a girl in a bar.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. The whole process could take you less than 20 minutes if you're rushing it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he can't pick up a girl in a bar in under 20 minutes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you're autistic and/or ugly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That means you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Sex is for people who must reproduce, autists and the ugly need to be castrated.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then who are prostitutes for?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prostitution should be illegal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh dear

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you are both does it cancel them out?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a fundamentally different experience. Stop being dim.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf this guy is right

                This is more effort than just picking up a girl in a bar.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's really wonderful when paired with a slim, short woman. Isaan region in thailand produces women with nice round asses.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget your mask.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, don't treat my country like it's a cumdump.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based thai poster *wais slowly and politely bringing thumbs to forhead*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      555+ let anons pay for tub tub in peace krub

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I not get robbed?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get your viagra from a pharmacy and not the street vendors.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Bangkok and then take a cheap af train south/north depending on if you like temples and reasonable weather or dope tropical beaches.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides, Thaialnd is far too safe to ever be Africa tier, even losing Bangkok wouldn't bring that shit about. Laos has no metropolis capital and tht's just as safe as Thailand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      take out bangkok and thailand might just return to its glory days

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the one thing that Thais have, somehow, got right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thais and Lao (Tai-Dais)

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kra-Dais, rather

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring an umbrella, it's rainy season.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really necessary?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As necessary as sunscreen or condom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or condom
          so not at all then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Totally depends on whether you want to use it or not. Rainy days in Thailand, and SEA in general, are actually quite comfy. Rain in Thailand won't make you fall sick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy HIV

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >October
      >rainy season

      >umbrella
      >being anything other than a waste of time considering the strong winds when it rains

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thai women are kind of revolting tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to look for the ones with a bit of chinese in them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah seems that way huh

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