just go straight to pattaya. get a "heaven pizza" from Heaven Pizza and also i recommend the "quattro fromangi." best pizza ive ever had in my life.
You should also creampie "Ying" from the Toybox bar on soi 6. She appears to have some absolute loser beta cuckbux boyfriend "Theo" from France, but if you give her like 3k baht im sure she would sneak over to your hotel. she has this quiet, high pitched, extremely cute voice and a phat isaan rump. its divine.
>phat isaan rump
god bless isaan girls
god bless thai men who don't want them and think they are ugly because they are brown
I love fat isaan asses
I love juicy brown isaan pussy
I love isaan girls who just got off the bus from their province and are new to the bar
Yeah, don't treat my country like it's a cumdump.
Oh fricking please bro THAI MEN are bigger horndogs than westerners. I know all about your fricking thai only brothels and clubs and your sprawling low-class sex worker slums that foreigners don't have access too.
Pattaya is the containment zone for the coomers, just let us have it.
What gave it away? The file name? The fact it shows a west african man and a sex tourist?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn't read the file name so no. Go mouth breath somewhere else.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Go mouth breath somewhere else. >breath
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bangkok is one of the best examples of the IQ shredder phenomenon. The smartest and most talented people in Thailand go there to have 0.8 kids or something insane like that. It brain drains the countryside, and then destroys their fertility.
In the well known ones. You just have to know the system. Sit down, watch the girls, pay for your drinks. Invite a girl you fancy over. Pay for her overpriced lady drink. Then if you want to get her back to your hotel room you pay the barfine, and then her separately after depending on short/long time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is more effort than just picking up a girl in a bar.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not at all. The whole process could take you less than 20 minutes if you're rushing it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he can't pick up a girl in a bar in under 20 minutes
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not if you're autistic and/or ugly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That means you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Sex is for people who must reproduce, autists and the ugly need to be castrated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then who are prostitutes for?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Prostitution should be illegal
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh dear
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you are both does it cancel them out?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a fundamentally different experience. Stop being dim.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wtf this guy is right
This is more effort than just picking up a girl in a bar.
Besides, Thaialnd is far too safe to ever be Africa tier, even losing Bangkok wouldn't bring that shit about. Laos has no metropolis capital and tht's just as safe as Thailand.
Totally depends on whether you want to use it or not. Rainy days in Thailand, and SEA in general, are actually quite comfy. Rain in Thailand won't make you fall sick
Let a ladyboy frick you and shart yourself in a large club after eating questionable street food.
Do you have any actual questions?
Great tips thanks
just go straight to pattaya. get a "heaven pizza" from Heaven Pizza and also i recommend the "quattro fromangi." best pizza ive ever had in my life.
You should also creampie "Ying" from the Toybox bar on soi 6. She appears to have some absolute loser beta cuckbux boyfriend "Theo" from France, but if you give her like 3k baht im sure she would sneak over to your hotel. she has this quiet, high pitched, extremely cute voice and a phat isaan rump. its divine.
>phat isaan rump
god bless isaan girls
god bless thai men who don't want them and think they are ugly because they are brown
I love fat isaan asses
I love juicy brown isaan pussy
I love isaan girls who just got off the bus from their province and are new to the bar
Oh fricking please bro THAI MEN are bigger horndogs than westerners. I know all about your fricking thai only brothels and clubs and your sprawling low-class sex worker slums that foreigners don't have access too.
Pattaya is the containment zone for the coomers, just let us have it.
I'm almost 30 and have never had sex.
Hold out till you are 30 and your wizard powers manifest. No point in breaking the streak now.
You live in Thailand, the sex capital of the world, and you haven't had sex? Holy shit bro, I thought I had it bad.
Don't start
It is, not that it changes anything
Nuke Bangkok
The rest of the country would become Africa tier
>implying its not already
That's not even Thailand.
What gave it away? The file name? The fact it shows a west african man and a sex tourist?
I didn't read the file name so no. Go mouth breath somewhere else.
>Go mouth breath somewhere else.
>breath
Bangkok is one of the best examples of the IQ shredder phenomenon. The smartest and most talented people in Thailand go there to have 0.8 kids or something insane like that. It brain drains the countryside, and then destroys their fertility.
There's Thai girls with fat asses?
Obviously. Not that common but I've seen some in go-go bars.
Don't they try to extort you there?
In the well known ones. You just have to know the system. Sit down, watch the girls, pay for your drinks. Invite a girl you fancy over. Pay for her overpriced lady drink. Then if you want to get her back to your hotel room you pay the barfine, and then her separately after depending on short/long time.
This is more effort than just picking up a girl in a bar.
Not at all. The whole process could take you less than 20 minutes if you're rushing it.
>he can't pick up a girl in a bar in under 20 minutes
Not if you're autistic and/or ugly.
That means you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Sex is for people who must reproduce, autists and the ugly need to be castrated.
Then who are prostitutes for?
Prostitution should be illegal
Oh dear
If you are both does it cancel them out?
It's a fundamentally different experience. Stop being dim.
Wtf this guy is right
Yeah, it's really wonderful when paired with a slim, short woman. Isaan region in thailand produces women with nice round asses.
Don't forget your mask.
Yeah, don't treat my country like it's a cumdump.
based thai poster *wais slowly and politely bringing thumbs to forhead*
555+ let anons pay for tub tub in peace krub
How do I not get robbed?
Get your viagra from a pharmacy and not the street vendors.
Go to Bangkok and then take a cheap af train south/north depending on if you like temples and reasonable weather or dope tropical beaches.
Besides, Thaialnd is far too safe to ever be Africa tier, even losing Bangkok wouldn't bring that shit about. Laos has no metropolis capital and tht's just as safe as Thailand.
take out bangkok and thailand might just return to its glory days
It's the one thing that Thais have, somehow, got right.
Thais and Lao (Tai-Dais)
Kra-Dais, rather
Bring an umbrella, it's rainy season.
Is it really necessary?
As necessary as sunscreen or condom
>or condom
so not at all then?
Totally depends on whether you want to use it or not. Rainy days in Thailand, and SEA in general, are actually quite comfy. Rain in Thailand won't make you fall sick
enjoy HIV
>October
>rainy season
>umbrella
>being anything other than a waste of time considering the strong winds when it rains
Thai women are kind of revolting tbh
You have to look for the ones with a bit of chinese in them
Yeah seems that way huh