So im planning on moving to russia. Im from germany and have no skills in speaking russian but try to learn it.

So im planning on moving to russia. Im from germany and have no skills in speaking russian but try to learn it. Ive been told theres parts in russia where people talk german. What parts of russia would you recommend to move to?

Also does someone has some advise for moving to russia?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you hate yourself? Why would anyone do that especially now?
    I mean,bif you tell me that you are wealthy as frick and live in the middle of Moscow or at Petersburg ok, if not....why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent is like 300 dollars a month there and food is cheap as frick too. I watch a lot of those Russian supermarket videos. I plan to go too however I'm enjoying Vietnam to much right now. I'll be bringing my USD from my online job. Kek. Frick the West and their scam. Imagine paying 2000 dollars for an apartment .

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are more pleasant countries than Russia which are cheap.

        And if you're a Chud complaining about Muslim migrants, then boy are you in for a surprise lol.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m pretty sure these are vatnik threads, and the one bit of propaganda I whole endorse. Imagine if everyone who loved Putin left the west…

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine if everyone who loved P00tin left the west…
            I wish they would. Problem is if someone's such a submissive little idiot to idolize these authoritarian pieces of shit like P and friends (or anyone with such power, for that matter), they rarely have the mental capacity to be able to pull off moving out of their parents' basement.
            BUT one can always dream. I would love for them all to just pack up and move to Russia. Even better would be if they would start using their brains.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to speak Russian before you go. Even if you do speak it fairly well there's a chance the KGB will plant drugs on you at the border.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what if they did? I grew up in the Bronx homie, back then it was break a spine or get your spine broken and I ain't ever been to the doctor. You think some limp dicked ruskis are going to throw me in jail? No. I better not see you around here again even attempting to suggest such a thing would happen to me.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been told theres parts in Russia where people talk german.
    Yes, you'll need to travel in time to 1990, better even 1920.
    Any remaining German Russians are bilingual and you will not be able to live your life without speaking Russian.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So im planning on moving to russia. Im from germany

    just curious, why do you want to do this? have you visited russia before?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good riddance, frick off

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ive been told theres parts in russia where people talk german.
    As the above Anon said, hardly. An enormous majority of the still-shrinking Russian German population has been acculturated over the course of a couple of centuries at this point; they may have German names and some may even still be bilingual, but they all speak Russian. There’s a decent population of Russian Germans that got out and moved to Germany, and they’ve formed a Russian-speaking minority there.
    >What parts of russia would you recommend to move to?
    There’s evidently a cluster of a few thousand who sort of recolonized their former Prussian soil of Königsberg, now known as Kaliningrad; they might be the easiest to find (the others are mostly scattered around rural Siberia). But Kaliningrad is a weird, isolated shithole that is now largely cut off from its now wealthier and more pleasant Baltic neighbors.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Russian. I wish it was possible to exchange the citizenship with another person.

    I lived in different towns, I travelled in Russia, I was born in a small town but moved to Moscow.
    Verdict: it depends on you.
    But objectively, you should move to Moscow or Saint Petersburg. Any other town is a shithole with hardbass and alcoholism.

    Don't expect the locals to be civilised and sophisticated. Even in Moscow. There is this yokel mindset of ours, somewhere in the air. And don't expect the locals to be able to speak at least English. Only females speak English, and it's "30$ for an hour". You want to communicate with others? Learn Russian.

    Don't take me seriously, I'm being sarcastic. Not every Russian is an imbecile, and not every Russian girl is a prostitute. After all, we are not Ukrainians.

    Seriously, why would a Kraut want to move to Russia?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ive been told theres parts in russia where people talk german.
      Yes, very common in XIX century Dostoevsky books. Andrei Antonovich von Lembke etc.

      >Not every Russian is an imbecile, and not every Russian girl is a prostitute. After all, we are not Ukrainians.
      Kek.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the demographics like in the major cities? I've heard that there are a lot of migrants from the Caucasus and Central Asia that have settled in Russia.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry for not replying long, I've decided to check SighSee-travel just now.

        In Moscow it's terrible. There are a lot of immigrants from the Post-Soviet southern countries so as the Muslim natives like Chechens or Dagestani. People complain a lot. There are schools in the outskirts of Moscow, full of Muslim names. I think it's ironic when our propaganda bashes immigration problem in Europe, when we ourselves have it similar, if not worse.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western European living in small city in Russia:

    People don't speak German, there are People with German last names but they are Russified.

    People are friendly and very interested in getting to know you. People are not agressive or drunks like stereotypes. They are chiller than Euro's and better socialized. No white guilty and weird stuff here. You can just be yourself here. I have more freedom of mind here.

    If you want to live here you need to speak Russian. If you want a good life you need to Bring in your own money to start a business, work online of have exceptionele skills. If you don't have any of these life can still be ok but Will be a downgrade. Local wagens are low in small towns butbut's not as bad as stereotypes say.

    Not missing Europe at all. Make a visit and check out some places.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll need to be poor and no white to fit in anon. Also they don't speak German anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      80% of Russian is white. Whiter than muttland and some european countries

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say it's 95+% by US census standards (which are pretty low though, since they count even Arabs and Berbers as white)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians aren't white

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duh, they're obviously Asian.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RUSSIA 99% WHITE! WHITEST COUNTRY IN DA WORLD!!!
    lol
    lmao even

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up and post reasonable threads instead of this bait, or go back to /b/

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be OP. Moves from the wealthiest European country to one of the most miserable places on earth. Gets drafted to fight in Ukraine. Has testicles blown off in drone strike. Moves back to Germany. No balls. Still better than living in Russia.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most miserable places on Earth
      Why would Russia in summer be miserable? There is nothing like visiting a place which sees harsh winters in June, just as everything is warming up, trees and wildflowers are blooming, girls are trying on their summer clothes, and everyone is finally free to relax and enjoy life in the open air after months of being cooped up indoors. Plus, being Western foreigner with plenty of cash allows one to enjoy a middle- or upper-class lifestyle in poor countries.

      Learn to read moron.

      2546349 is implying that Germany is the actual Islamo Mongol shithole, not Russia
      Learn to recognize sarcasm before you reply accordingly.

      I suggest getting a debit card from Tap first so that you won't encounter any complications when dealing with transactions in the Russian language, especially when withdrawing local currencies. Also, is this arrangement for the long term, or just for a limited number of days?

      tapshill does not realize that westoid goycards don't work in Russia

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant just in general. Russia has a few nice cities but most of Russia is like Detroit tier levels of abandonment and disinvestment with a population that's equally as feral. Still, that's a problem for poorgay Russians with no education. You'd probably be able to do something more lucrative and live in a nicer city.

        Also I've heard summers in Russia see a lot of bugs, humidity and it's hot when you're somewhere inland that has 18 hours days, which is something I've always wanted to experience, the white nights in st. Petersburg.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't come back butthole we can populate Germany with decent people. And I hope you fricking die in that islamo mongol shithole in a horrific manner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't want OP to come back to Germany
      >wants OP to die in Germany
      which one is it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to read moron.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest getting a debit card from Tap first so that you won't encounter any complications when dealing with transactions in the Russian language, especially when withdrawing local currencies. Also, is this arrangement for the long term, or just for a limited number of days?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another man oblivious to history jumps on the LARPwagon of the Byzantine Empire.

    It's done, m8.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Also does someone has some advise for moving to russia?
    Try moving to Georgia first and see if you like it.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just commit, you'll figure it out once you get there.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... you want to be pressed into the Russian Army and sent to die in Ukraine?

    Seriously, they do that. Get arrested -- end up in Ukraine. Accept a job offer -- end up in Ukraine. Wander down a dark alley at night -- end up in Ukraine.

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