25yr old fit white dude with full head of long hair & money. Looking to live in Latin America for a month or 2, doing a light cycle on roids, working out, eating food & smashing some latina girls.
>Testosterone is legal in both Mexico & the DR
>I speak "ok" spanish and want to practice
>I'm looking at smaller cities in Mexico, not Cancun or antyhing. Like, Puebla.
>Goal after LatAm is Philippines, but I gotta be closish to home for a month because of my business.
Guadalajara, Mexico
Yo bro, straight up, you don't have the life skills to live in smaller Mexican towns. Stick to the tourist spots.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
He's right though. I cut my teeth in Eastern Europe, unless you have been truly outside of the tourist bubble "in the shit" around gopniks and brown people that want to kill you, you ain't ready for small town Mexico. Especially with "ok" Spanish.
I suggest you move to a large city in Mexico and spend at least 6 months "going native" before you move to a smaller city.
This. You'll be fine moving around in Mexico in places frequented by tourists. But crazy shit happens in the sticks all the time. The other day, a bunch of nightclubs owned by this one cartel were set on fire by another one. Sometimes they arrest a top guy, and they chimp out by blocking all the roads. Lastly, kidnapping of tourists is not unknown in Mexico. They kidnapped a couple dindus in a border town for medical tourism, mistaking them for Haitian smugglers. Two of them are now dead.
When people say Mexico is safe, they mean the tourist areas and the capital. Don't be a Real Traveler homosexual and throw yourself in the deep end for no reason. Mexico City has much more chicks and a lot more for you to do than some shithole town in the middle of nowhere.
Fair enough. But, I don't think I have anything to worry about in a city such as Merida which is the scale of city I was considering. CDMX was on my list regardless, though.
Why Merida lol
If you're looking for a community full of expats and retirees just go to CDMX like you mentioned. Just seems bizarre for a mid 20s white kid to go to a boring ass town instead of the capital city that has everything.
This OP. Merida is cool for like a day. Go to Guadalajara
Merida is decent enough if you want to plow college pusspuss. CDMX is amazing though. Top tier city aside from the water getting you sick and the trashcan for your shitpaper.
>Just seems bizarre for a mid 20s white kid to go to a boring ass town
I like boring. I appreciate the recommendations regardless, though.
You do you bro, good luck on your trip.
Thanks man. Wednesday morning I head out to Mexico. Got a dentists appointment while I'm down there, too.
What kind of high maintenance limp wristed modern city boi do you have to be to say "hur dur city of a million + people is too boring". I'm so sick of you homosexuals. News flash, not everyone needs NYC levels of urbanite scumbag shit to do to be happy.
It's ok to be boring bro. Judging by you trying to pick a fight with someone in a thread that was on page 7, your life is pretty boring. Get a real hobby, learn a skill, do ANYTHING else but be the person who posted what you just posted.
Isn’t Eastern Europe safer than the US unless it’s like Moldova as long as you don’t fuck with people or go some stripclub where hohols will drug you?
here's a filipino with a 22 yo belgian wife
Mazatlan Sinaloa Mexico