Tea with the Taliban

Hey lads, it's lord miles again. I've made friends with the Taliban, regularly message them on WhatsApp after my 2nd trip to Afghanistan where we had lunch together, lovely lads.

I'm going back a 3rd time. Meeting Malang, maybe getting an afghanistan passport and just goofing off, I'm going to sell off some taliban merch I bring home for a healthy profit.

Point is, I need some questions for interviewing the Taliban, nothing is off limits. What should I ask? Thanks lads

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

    • 4 months ago
      Lord miles

      I don't think I need to, I'll get killed eventually by travelling lmao

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the brothels like

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what an absolute coping dork holy fucking shit
        moron's mentally ill and a gay

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good shitpost but it's still on Twitter for people to Like and Follow like a good attention whore so I'm going to keep saging.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question for you,
    How cheap is Afghanistan?
    I'm thinking of going

    • 4 months ago
      Lord miles

      >How cheap is Afghanistan?
      $10 for a hotel is on the expensive side, although compound hotels can cost $80. You'll be just fine with a normal one. Large 3 person meal is $8 at a restaurant. Flights are expensive sadly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Pak the only land border open? What's it like crossing there?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you find the hotels? I was planning a holiday a bit ago but then the government was overthrown by the taliban and all, I'm sure you probably heard about it. But looking on booking.com I remember the hotels being quite expensive, do I just have to find a place when I'm there?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love what you're doing Miles.
    >I need some questions for interviewing the Taliban, nothing is off limits. What should I ask?
    * Do female martyrs get 72 virgins in Paradise?
    * What advice about life would they give to young men like you who live in the west?
    * How would they like to improve life for Afghans during the next ten years?
    * Would they rather face one bear or three wolves in hand-to-hand combat?

    • 4 months ago
      Lord miles

      Thankyou man! I'm going to see if they'll answer all of this 🙂

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troll thread? Did you actually go back? I was thinking of offering my services to the Taliban since they need people to run their airports.

    • 4 months ago
      Lord miles

      Yeah went back for a week holiday, look up my twitter and search "tea with taliban" took selfies with them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's wild bro. I talked to you on messenger during the shitshow last year. Why did you want to go back? So that you could come and go on your own terms? Getting forced out of the country like that probably felt shitty even though it earned you some noterity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, was Ukraine too boring?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didnt get enough attention so he went to whore himself out elsewhere

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has vacation cut short by Taliban offensive
    >goes back next year to finish it
    >hangs out with talichads and gets selfies
    Top fucking kek, absolute madlad.
    Not going to pay you though, dork.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere taliban don't like showers or washing their clothes and stink. Is this true?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still think you're an attention whore gay that helped ruin this board. First threads were cool but you just went full retard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      boredom because of nobody being able to travel for 2 years ruined this place, this guy vitalizes the board

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His writing is such shallow narcissistic drivel, visiting places that everyone thinks of as dangerous but aren't really as long as you have money and a bit of caution just so he can say he's done that, not to mention everything he writes is behind 50 layers of irony

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do they square the theological circle of having fought for Islam via suicide bombing (where a person commits suicide, and also kils non-combatants - presumably both banned in Islam)?
        What is their tax policy?
        What do they think of the post-USSR Pakistani idea of uniting Islamic Central Asia into a political block with Pakistan?

        Jealousy prevents self-reflection. Self-reflection can be useful in gaining an accurate sense of possibilities, which can give you the ability to do things.

        >seething troll
        Just go back please.

        [...]
        [...]
        >Suck my cock gay
        That's exactly what you want, for people to suck your dick. This website is not Twitter, I will keep calling you a retarded attention whore because that's what you are.

        If someone is an "attention whore" and you consider this bad, why are you giving them attention... They didn't post 50 threads. They posted one thread, that you went to, and gave them attention.
        For the rest of us, we actually like Miles (based off a limited amount of seeing someone online, sure), and like his exploits.
        Do you want the attention?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Retarded miles at least try to not be this obvious

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >retarded trollfag can't see the irony in constantly bumping this thread.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cope more milsey and be an attention whore somewhere else

    • 4 months ago
      Lord miles

      Suck my cock gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. What a tripgay. Go make a thread on reddit dude you're such a tryhard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep bumpng the thread you trollfag

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute irony of you whoring for attention via the medium of criticising someone as whoring for attention. Even if you were right, so what? We actually enjoy his exploits, so even to the extent that he's doing things for attention, we're getting something out of it. You're simply mad that the attention is going to him rather than you, but for whatever reason you can't simply be honest about it and deal with the lack of attention via doing stuff people want to pay attention to, or learning how to have a good life with less attention.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you come from a childhood where others getting attention from your parents was perceived as a threat to you?

          stop samefagging you mentally ill retard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you come from a childhood where others getting attention from your parents was perceived as a threat to you?

      • 4 months ago
        S a g e

        Keep bumpng the thread you trollfag

        The absolute irony of you whoring for attention via the medium of criticising someone as whoring for attention. Even if you were right, so what? We actually enjoy his exploits, so even to the extent that he's doing things for attention, we're getting something out of it. You're simply mad that the attention is going to him rather than you, but for whatever reason you can't simply be honest about it and deal with the lack of attention via doing stuff people want to pay attention to, or learning how to have a good life with less attention.

        Do you come from a childhood where others getting attention from your parents was perceived as a threat to you?

        These are all him samefagging. You're getting to k*** o* ***v levels of pathetic. Please just let this thread die and go to another platform to seek the upvotes you want.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine spending all your trust fund shekels on attention whoring on an anonymous imageboard. Communicating with the Taliban is just stupid; of course they are going to be nice to you, absolute moron. Good luck on your eventual place on the no-fly list.

          Fuck off gay

          Stop samefagging

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them how good they are at dancing, and if they say they can dance well, try and get them to show you their moves. They might not approve of dancing for Allah reasons, but it would be cool to hear their views on it, as dancing is something most of the world does. I hope at least one of them is confident enough to dance in front of a camera for you. Looking forward to the interview.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain Sneed's Feed and Seed Formerly Chucks to them on camera.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the hell are you getting in? is arianna still flying to kabul from dubai?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them about sighsee
    What boards do they go on
    If they enjoy sneed and so on
    I'm pretty sure they were atleast aware of 4chan
    i can't think of any "serious" questions because it'd all be very boring

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask if garden gnomes are welcome

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still arranging the weapons deal between aghanistan and ukraine?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask if drug tourism is welcome
    Always wanted to smoke opium in afghanistan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      famous last words

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask then what they think of the conflict between the Pamiri (Nizari Ismailis) and Tajikistan government in Gorno-Badakhshan. Do they see both sides as enemies? (Rafidah vs secularists)

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there online shops where you can buy afghanistan style traditional drip? i.e turbans or what not
    noticed they were quite well dressed

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    M’Lord. Was one of the first repliers on your original post here on sighsee, also was the one who suggested tea with the taliban as your book name (not looking for any credit dw lol). Annoying how your instagram was taken down today but keep at it. Hoping we can meet some day in Loughborough. Best wishes lad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this might be the most pathetic, groveling post i have ever had the displeasure of reading on this website

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey miles, Ask them.

    Will Afghanistan improve infrastructure, agriculture anytime soon?

    What is their view on pre-modern non-liberal western culture?

    Are conservate western men allowed to visit the country if they want it?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taliban
    bro just say you met a taliban english knowing spokesperson or something. ask them what they are doing to stop the economic crisis rn. and if they plan to retraining their fighters to civilan jobs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao as if he would actually press them on something like that

      • 4 months ago
        real user

        yes bro they will

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why TF are you doing that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing with your life anon? What stories will you tell to your grandkids?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask where they like to travel to

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can foreigners purchase property in afghanistan? How has taliban effected property prices

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them where's the best hook up joints in Kabul, and best places to watch people get slowly tortured.

    Why should women not be allowed to study and become edcuated, resposible individuals?

    And if they're serious, ask them if they plan on putting differences aside and making peace with all their neighbours rather than fighting with everyone. At least their people can then have some hope for the future.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after my 2nd trip to Afghanistan

    When was your 2nd trip? How long were you out there for and what did you do?

    How's Uni ?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ask them where's the best hook up joints in Kabul, and best places to watch people get slowly tortured.

    Why should women not be allowed to study and become edcuated, resposible individuals?

    And if they're serious, ask them if they plan on putting differences aside and making peace with all their neighbours rather than fighting with everyone. At least their people can then have some hope for the future.

    >after my 2nd trip to Afghanistan

    When was your 2nd trip? How long were you out there for and what did you do?

    How's Uni ?

    retarded reddit spacing samefag moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such a seething troll.

      • 4 months ago
        S a ge

        >seething troll
        Just go back please.

        Suck my cock gay

        [...]

        >Suck my cock gay
        That's exactly what you want, for people to suck your dick. This website is not Twitter, I will keep calling you a retarded attention whore because that's what you are.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just quit it trollfag

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And what have you done besides begging people to rescue you then attention whoreing like a cheap whore on the street?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tea
    do br*Tish "men" really?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > were you or one of your militias responsible for the spate of upper deckers in the Presidential Palace in 2021?
    > Do you agree with upper deckers being considered a war crime by the UN

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them about allying with christians against homo buttsex ideology

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Afghanistan is pretty interested in butt sex in general, as long if the boys dont have beards

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I come?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is their thoughts on the west, on Christians, on British and American soldiers that they fought

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      also man, love your stuff, have fun in afghanistan, dont die, post more on youtube

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares. You’re a mentally I’ll narcissist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course little miles cause you like whoring yourself for money. How many british soldiers did you suck off in afghanistan just to save your neck?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How many times will you samefag your thread miles?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time you reply you're giving him one more chance to samefag bump his thread. Stop it man

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        People will never learn to sage.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spending all your trust fund shekels on attention whoring on an anonymous imageboard. Communicating with the Taliban is just stupid; of course they are going to be nice to you, absolute moron. Good luck on your eventual place on the no-fly list.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off gay

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Followed miles since his first thread on here, but that trip ended with him crying his eyes out and being scared for his life before he deleted all his public faceberg posts and went private. Then came back larping about how brave he was. Then he started the grift. Begging for attention and money for his holidays but pretending it's for charity.
    People from his school were right about him originally. He's an attention whore desperate to be famous.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Which is why I'm going to post about him and recorded all this detail in my head about him that I'm going to post."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His entire MO is to grift money to fund stupid pointless trips abroad. He's no better than some gay going on big brother. Desperate for attention.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok? if you don't like it don't give him money. don't write 20 posts seething

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when the SAS had to come and save his noncey little arse. He got fully exposed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol SAS never got involved you nutjob.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. You are malding into psychosis. You know, if you want the attention that bad you could just go achieve something. Or if wanting the attention that bad causes you to behave badly, you could also discern why you need the attention. That might itself cause the need to go away, or at least give you a chance to work on whatever is causing the need for attention.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miles is in all these threads btw. Any criticism of his grift and pleas for fame are always deflected. You can see which posts are his.
        He was saved and crying, had a mental breakdown and then wiped all his Facebook posts pretending everything was fine. He's a pussy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont act like you wouldnt breakdown if you saw dead bodys and war. Why are you acting all tough in 4chins, cmon dude

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why everyone's making a big deal out of this. Miles I find your trips to Afghanistan interesting and your opportunities to interview the Taliban fascinating, please share.

    ignore the basement dwellers who seethe that someone is adventuring non-anonymously.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have a really bad financial situation miles

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that even the real miles who do we know?

    If yes I'd like to know the openess for non globohomo foreigners. Every revolution has opportunities, and I'd like to know if I could go there and maybe invest/network a bit, respecting the culture of course

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If yes I'd like to know the openess for non globohomo foreigners. Every revolution has opportunities, and I'd like to know if I could go there and maybe invest/network a bit, respecting the culture of course
      Great question.

      His entire MO is to grift money to fund stupid pointless trips abroad. He's no better than some gay going on big brother. Desperate for attention.

      Ok? I don't give him money. Just enjoy his antics. Would probably buy him a beer or a tea if I saw him. Hell, would probably let him crash. Why do you care that people would want to help him?
      How is that a threat to you?

      Followed miles since his first thread on here, but that trip ended with him crying his eyes out and being scared for his life before he deleted all his public faceberg posts and went private. Then came back larping about how brave he was. Then he started the grift. Begging for attention and money for his holidays but pretending it's for charity.
      People from his school were right about him originally. He's an attention whore desperate to be famous.

      It didn't end that way IIRC. He just saw some shit (bodies etc.) and had a reaction to it. Pretty normal. I don't recall him ever referring to himself as brave, but yeah, being intelligent enough to cognise risk and going to Afghanistan anyway has a certain bravery to it.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oi Miles you still at Loughborough? I graduated back in 2016, do not miss that shithole one bit but I do miss Hey Ewe

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you can be pretty cringe but if you're getting questions answered here are mine.

    >What will they do to integrate taliban fighters into new jobs now that they've won?
    >What do they intend to do in terms of building infrastructure and how do they intend to fund it?
    >What is their plan regarding poppy/opium production and how will they incentivize poppy growers to change crops?
    >What is their policy on managing taliban fighters and terrorists in pakistan who travel back and forth or come from afghanistan to pakistan?

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them how much a slave costs and if they've ever sold to wealthy business men

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they plan to open Afghanistan to tourism?

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