>the hot flight attendant is assigned to economy class. >first class gets the ugly dyke

>the hot flight attendant is assigned to economy class
>first class gets the ugly dyke
what the frick is American Airlines' problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    btw I am cis

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another shit thread.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugg’s probably has less distance to walk covering just a few rows

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s seniority in a union work environment for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      The fat,ugly seniors will always treat their young, pretty colleagues like shit, to feel good about themselves.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 9 or 10 I put my mouth on a stewardess' leg like a sucker fish for a good 5 seconds. Just being a silly kid.

    I wish I could get away with that now.

    Thanks for reading my blog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only time i've seen the stewardess sexually harassed was an indian airline (jet airways) trip i joined from brussels to toronto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to date a girl who worked for another budget Indian airline, she said they more or less had a no-tolerance policy for harassment and if a passenger tried to do anything very inappropriate they'd get rekt at landing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's most airlines. Seniority wins out. If you want the stunners, you go to a budget airline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I really am going to forgo hiring on at American to fly at Spirit now. Thanks m8.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I flew United from Brussels to Chicago, the flight attendant looked just like Anya Taylor-Joy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chances of sleeping with her are so incredibly low that it simply doesn't matter.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I flew Southwest yesterday and sat in the front half of the cabin but the rear half got a cute black woman for their stewardess but I got some dude but she did the safety demonstration and was cute while doing so I love humans so much they are such wonderful creatures especially women I love women so much

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American/European airlines promote to premium cabin based on seniority alone.

    If you want hot chicks you need to fly ME3 or asian airlines

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fly 5 times last month
    >catch my last flight for the summer
    >expect some hot flight attendant like in the past flights
    >they are all men

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped using KLM because of their constant in your face rainbow pro gay bullshit. I'm not stupid enough to expect some buxom blonde in clogs on every flight, but all male crews acting like limp wristed caricatures of pee wee Herman in the end got to me. Hit the frickers in the pocket, where it hurts most, so now it's Lufthansa for me now, not brilliant but better.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >American
    yep, found your problem
    Should have flown with Emirates
    Or any country that isn't run by J***

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fly southwest
    >flight attendant is a fat gay guy
    >people clapped for his stupid jokes

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