The vacancies of a waste

My mother: we are fed up with you spending your days in your room at 23 years old we will pay you the trip of your life you will come out changed you have 10 days to find your destination accommodation etc. or we kick you out.

Me: after begging them that it was not necessary I finally resigned myself and chose France in a region called Aisne known for the ww1 and in a small village.

- The French country people don't speak English
- They clearly hate foreigners and their facial expression clearly meant "another English-speaking bastard who doesn't even try to speak French
- I cried in front of a cute bakery worker because I can't make myself understood
- Me spending my whole trip in my room when I really wanted to see some remnants of the ww1
- the hotelier who made fun of me because they only saw me leave my room twice
- I post fake vacation pictures found on the internet so that my family thinks I'm having fun
- I pretend to have had the time of my life there my family will never know the truth

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your mistake for going to france. are u fucking retarded? what a fucking boring shithole you chose.
    anon is a spoiled NEET gay who complains that his parents force him to go on a kino cozy solo trip meanwhile im doing fucking calculus so i can ONE DAY do what hes doing.
    i fucking hate you OP and i hope you go to paris and get your throat slit by a paki

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I studied abroad in France when I was 20 and it was life-changing, but don't be so hard on yourself. I was there for 4 months, and for the first month I was just like you. I rarely went out and I was asocial, because I didn't know how to function there. It actually took another person at the language school I was at to approach me and pull me into the social group on the fifth week to really get going socially, and after that we were going out every single night. It was an amazing time. But, even though the other students were Europeans, they weren't French, and their common language was English, which made communication easier.

      A piece of advice, if you go on another trip to Europe by yourself, don't spend the trip in one place. You can spend a week in a place if you want, but I recommend going across Europe.

      I also recommend staying in hostels with other travelers. You'll probably meet other people, and will likely travel around with them.

      When you get to a place, figure out everything there is to see and do. Anything you think might be worth doing. Then get out and do those things.

      Don't be such an edgy dork. France is one of the most, if not THE most popular tourist destination.

      >I really wanted to see some remnants of the ww1

      it was 100 years ago, did you expect to find trenches?

      There are sites from the world wars all over Europe.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    larp i refuse to believe anyone is that pathetic

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to a city in southern europe, spend all day in room, exit for food and fresh air, no one cares

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one cares
      Kek, no one really cares about much in southern Europe and it's kinda why I love it.

      https://i.imgur.com/3sG5lMV.png

      My mother: we are fed up with you spending your days in your room at 23 years old we will pay you the trip of your life you will come out changed you have 10 days to find your destination accommodation etc. or we kick you out.

      Me: after begging them that it was not necessary I finally resigned myself and chose France in a region called Aisne known for the ww1 and in a small village.

      - The French country people don't speak English
      - They clearly hate foreigners and their facial expression clearly meant "another English-speaking bastard who doesn't even try to speak French
      - I cried in front of a cute bakery worker because I can't make myself understood
      - Me spending my whole trip in my room when I really wanted to see some remnants of the ww1
      - the hotelier who made fun of me because they only saw me leave my room twice
      - I post fake vacation pictures found on the internet so that my family thinks I'm having fun
      - I pretend to have had the time of my life there my family will never know the truth

      Bruh. This is going in the screen cap folder. Although you were forced to go just like those soldiers so there's some irony in that.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >- the hotelier who made fun of me because they only saw me leave my room twice

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What county are you from?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I really wanted to see some remnants of the ww1

    it was 100 years ago, did you expect to find trenches?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farmers are still finding shells and skeletons, there are trenches too you can even visit one Hitler was at

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was 100 years ago, did you expect to find trenches?
      You can find trenches and IFPs from the Finnish civil war still around. Same from WW2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you expect to find pyramids in egypt?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you realize this needs to be a script of a romcom so you can use that pain to bang nubile young starlets as the hottest young screenwriter?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao why did you choose France? u fucked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, should have gone to Brazil, its clearly a superior country with fewer muslims.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should've gone to Thailand to coom and get drunk and smoke weed and get weird stories and life lessons from boomer sexpats on soi cowboy
    come clean and ask your parents for a second trip

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a thinly veiled simpsons shitpost?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crepes_of_Wrath

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