This is the Dead Sea, the most dangerous body of water on the planet and a famous travel location. No life can survive in it. If you drink the water, you will die. If you get the water in your eyes, you will go blind.
This is the Dead Sea, the most dangerous body of water on the planet and a famous travel location.
I cant decide if you are larping or you are rerarded
please don't mock trans people
This shit was never funny. Shut the fuck up.
Seethe chud
It wasn't supposed to be. Seek help
Seek deez nuts
Oh? Where did they go? Did you cut them off?
You can't put them back. It's over.
I understand you must be having a pretty bad week after that whole FBI raid so I won't say anything mean and make things worse for you. You're suffering enough.
lmao
This is one of the slowest boards on the website. What's the point of doing this "I'm making three different posts mere minutes apart so I can pretend to be three different people" thing? It doesn't fool anyone.
>pretend to be three different people
Did you just make that up in your head?
It's not implausible
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL THREE PEOPLE
You're still seething about being called out a week later? Impressive.
My doctor says I can. Anyway, traveling to the dead Sea; can I drink the water or will I die? (considering the name is dead Sea)
I would not recommend drinking salt water under any circumstances.
Can you stop if you don't have any genuine questions to ask and are just trying to keep this thread bumped? It's very obvious because you keep writing "dead Sea" for some reason. I'm guessing you're an ESL because there's no way a native English speaker would make a mistake like that, and so consistently. If you'd done it one time I would have excused it as a typo, but this is three separate occasions across a period of multiple weeks.
There's a lot of ghost bumping going on in this thread, just check the archives.
I compliment OP for keeping this thread alive since January.
Yeah man, you're so right. Who would ever samefag on here? That's just dumb...
haha, so true, man!
Just a word of advice, you make it particularly obvious because of your reddit spacing. That's why I can tell all five posts are yours.
no. that wasn't me.
Not sure what your problem is but I just want.
To travel to the DeadSea!
Well you are dumb.
>reddit spacing
You have to go back.
What's reddit spacing?
When you make a post like this.
But you space it out like this because you're a redditor.
Thank you for the clarification
Why not both?
Why not both?
>If you get the water in your eyes, you will go blind.
I doubt it
Dude it's called the DEAD sea
Yes, because it's so salty no fish live there.
Doesn't mean you will go blind.
It's literally like pouring acid directly onto your eyes.
salty water is alkaline...
Anyway, you will certainly get your eyes irritated.
>salty water is alkaline...
Based
Lel
Nice one.
kek
(this airport mobile data had a warn due to offtopic posting in sighsee)
What was the post?
I don't remember now, sorry. but it was a shitpost. I think it had to do with fat people
Lol. For some reason 9/10 WiFis in Thailand are banned. Seems like a range ban but wonder why.
i dont get it
>Definition ofalkaline
>:of, relating to, containing, or having the properties of analkalior alkali metal:BASIC
>especially,of a solution:having a pH of more than 7
found the amerimutt
And you never will.
NO ONE HAS EVER DEFEATED SAGAT, AND NO ONE EVER WILL!
heh
Chemfag here, salty water is not always alkaline, it depends on what salt you have dissolved in it.
The dead sea has a pH of 5.5, it is acidic
interesting, thanks for clarifying
dude, even water has a pH of like, 6.
That's not very acidc.
He didn't say it's very acidic, he said it's acidic.
Also it doesn't need to be very acidic to be terrible on your eyes and skin. Salt will go that.
But the dead sea is supposed to be really good for your skin as is the high oxygen density of the air. People with weird medical issues from all over the world go there to lay in the water.
No one will notice if you pee.
In space, no one can hear you pee.
But they can see
Sun rays
bursting through droplets
golden shower in space
You should write more.
You're actually instructed not to pee because if you open up your urethra it will not be a fun time.
>weird medical issues
Will it fix toenail fungus?
7, retard
You don't want to go in the dead sea. It's filled with hydroxyl acid.
it's the dioxihydride you should be worried about
Dioxihydrideez nuts
Yeah. That stuff has been found in 100% of removed cancers and the brains of Parkinson's disease victims.
Really?
Yeah. Oddly enough, though, no traces of
the substance were found in Ramses III's mummy
Isn't that the guy who said "Look upon me ye mighty and despair"?
You're thinking of Ozymandias. A common mistake.
Are you sure? was he found in the dead Sea or something?
What's the pH of water?
There are acidic and basic salts. Though salts are understood to be neutral they do slightly lean either way.
>Chemfag here
>salty water is alkaline
why are you talking out your ass?
I learned at school that salts are alkaline. I didn't know that's not always the case. Honest mistake.
Never admit you are wrong.
Ad hominem is the best recourse.
The fuck? There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're wrong when you actually are wrong. That way you fix things so you don't make mistakes in the future.
--The joke---->
Your Head
Joke on deez nuts
I appreciate the irony of your post. Although back in the day we used to add 😉 to the post to indicate that, but we also didn't write stuff just to trick others into rage 🙂
Shut the fuck up you obnoxious nerd.
Practice what you preach eh?
you type like somebody who has only seen their mom's pussy
that's really not appropriate Anon.
I've never been wrong.
I got it in my eyes and was fine, just need to wash it afterwards. It only causes mild irritation.
I also got acid and mortar in my eyes many times at work the last 10 years and am still fine. Only a piece of metal needed medical attention.
Go swim there, it is healthy for the skin.
You sound like you live an exciting life.
Such is bricklaying.
How does acid come into play in bricklaying? Genuinely curious.
Cleans the bricks when mortar gets on them.
Normally when first laying the bricks, repointing, or recovering bricks to be reused.
Question for all retards: Would you swim in it?
Dude, it's not called the BLIND Sea.
You would almost certainly suffer some serious long term injury to your eyes if you got a decent amount of water from the Dead Sea in there. That place ain't no joke.
Bullshit. Its just fucking water at the end of the day.
I would not advise fucking in the Dead Sea.
Its true, it happened to me
I took a swim in it 3 years ago and my social life has been dead since
noted
and dead b4 too
And my axe!
*harvests salt until it's fit for life*
*stocks water with hundreds of fish and plant species*
*funds thriving fishing industry to replace tourism industry*
*abuses newfound influence to rename it the Living Sea*
nuthin personnel
>No life can survive in it.
Live can deal with it just fine, it can't sustain life though
>If you drink the water, you will die
Nah you'll most likely just puke and have the shits
>If you get the water in your eyes,
Assuming you drown your eyes in it without washing them out with actual clean water maybe.
>the most dangerous body of water on the plane
It has to be, else the garden gnomes would subvert it.
What's with all the 4chantards on the board? It's the travel board. What does travel have to do with politics?
fucking have a nice day man.
true
now you're getting it
Resorting to ad hominem or strawman is the staple mutt response though. Although this fits with how little self-aware you all are.
They are tourists, probably only coming because of the coomer and vax threads.
I guess it's appropriate that a travel board would have a lot of tourists.
>ad hominem
>staple mutt response
Not too into self-reflection, are you?
Mutt is short for amerimutt which is a slang for mclovin' murrikan which is a slang for citizen of the United States of America, which I used in a non-perjorative way for once, merely in the same way you refer to your fellows as moron even if you do not wish to insult them.
You sound just like what the other poster said about the other guy.
>#
>You sound just like what the other poster said about the other guy
That narrows it down
At this point you're a lost cause. Go play in traffic
It heals skin problems
Does it heal dry skin?
Is that a problem?
Is it a problem?
It may very well do so, especially the mud which people slop on themselves that is from the water.
Source?
so uh, travel?
I rub that salt all over my pecker and I like it
Damn. Get it together
Dang it's great.
For the Dead Sea, anyway.
Fun fact: The Dead Sea is in Aeaea.
These people went swimming in the Dead Sea. Every single one of them went blind, except for the two that drank the water and died instantly.
The water makes it extremely easy to float, no one is stupid enough to try to swim with his head underwater.
Can confirm.
It's a heaven/haven for people with a skin conditions. Lots of groups and treatment centers where all the lepers come to cheat/fuck like rabbits.
suire
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Educate yourself OP
kino
How so?
Why does anything ever happen?
test
I don't know doesn't look so dead to me. I feel your bullshitting me man
What makes a sea look dead?
Neat
have literally swam in it, got some in my eyes, not much worse than seawater, can still see
the salt is good for your skin and hair, especially the mud from the banks
Nice larp
Why don't you ever answer me, ocean?
The dead in dead sea is a reference to all the dead palestinian children killed by Isreal
WHAT?
It's where they buried all their garden gnomegold. Israel just tells people the Dead Sea can't support life so that nobody will try to explore the depths and find their shekel reserves
What happens if you pee in it?
Due to the salinity of the water, it's a similar feeling to setting your penis on fire.
My dad floated on it.
I am so sorry for your loss
RIP Daddy
extremely kino thread
I wonder why anyone would feel the need to even take a dip in it considering what effect it might have on your skin.
It cured my acne.
Was there last week, got water in my eye while swimming. Guess what idiot - I'm not blind. Explain please.
If you're not blind then how did you type this post? Idiot.
Israeli here. Used to live 30 minutes from the dead sea so Ive been there more than a couple of times.
No, you wont go blind. I dived in multiple times, it just hurts but its not that bad.
Also make sure you dont have any big bruises on your body.
What happens if you have bruises?
They are healed instantly.
One time many years ago a hot girl at a mall kiosk asked me if I had heard of the Dead Sea. As I froze in confusion as to why she was talking to me, she took my hand. Fortunately I managed to flee. So as you can tell from my vast life experience the Dead Sea is scary. Also malls.
Floating here is awesome
I think a salmon could probably float here.
We all could float here.
it's just salty
I've been there, it doesn't kill you or make you go blind, it's just very salty water, they wouldn't let anyone in it if it was that dangerous
Yeah man, that's totally how the world works. People are never allowed to do dangerous things. That's why everyone is safe and nobody ever dies.
Got any pics?
Yes!
saline is good for wounds it isnt gonna hurt you
saline is a very exact solution if you mess with it, it will fuck you up
I swam there a couple of times, and I did get the water in my eye. It stung like a motherfucker I couldn't open my eyes for 20 minutes but I didn't go blind.
You effectively went blind for 20 minutes.
This is Katana. She's got my back. She could cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of her victims.
They actually made Rick Flag a good character in the second movie. I was surprised.
where did this pasta come from, i forgot.
It's not a pasta, this is the same thread you saw six months ago.
Now this is a pasta
Imagine cooking pasta with dead sea water
Is salt water even able to boil?
Is that salt free for the taking?
All salt is free for the taking.
You know what salt goes great on? Nothing.
I've floated in it. You get some on your lips and in your eyes but it's fine. The worst thing was finding pubes in the mud. If you go, try to find a place that's not very crowded, especially by the people who are there to treat their skin problems.
Amazing thread
can we appreciate that this thread began in January? can we make it the entire year? Let's find out.
wow didn't even notice. nice
How deady is the dead Sea?
How litty is the lit Sea?
The littiest I assume
>No life can survive in it.
ackchually they found some sort of bacteria or shit in it
>If you drink the water, you will die.
nope
>If you get the water in your eyes, you will go blind.
nope
t.lives at like 30 min drive from it
You live there? What's that like?
Where does all the salt come from?
Janny tears when you mention those 2 forbidden countries.
Wtf did I just read?
The deranged ramblings of a broken mind.
Israel is one of the most beautiful nations I have ever laid eyes upon.
Bold statement. Prove it.
>Bold statement. Prove it.
Not that poster, but I did the obligatory Church bus tour for like 14 days, driving all over seeing this or that. Daily, I made a mental note that to see all of Isreal correctly, one needed to just go live there for 6 months or more.
My sibling went to a boarding school program for 1 semester abroad and he said the same thing, and his school did a lot of historical touring, sat in on archaeological digs, etc. When my Dad visited him, dropped him off, picked him up over there, he said the same thing.
Would I care to live like some nomad, poor person on a kibbutz, oh hell no. But, with good money, a nice safe home with a view, and bomb shelter room for sirens, I'd very much like to live there for a good while. Desert climate is hard when you state "beautiful" to me, like the gravel pit yard my Uncle had in Las Cruces NM, with the swamp cooler A/C, and the car steering wheel that burns your hands every day.
But, when you see a sunrise or sunset, smell the markets,enjoy the chats with nice educated locals, dine on yummy salads with parsley, fresh yummy sesame coated bread, and roasted eggplant almost every meal? Sign me up. This has been land worth fighting for since the beginning of time.
Is this IDF propaganda? If so, it's working.
Israel RULES!
I dipped my toes into the water up to my ankles and had purple burned skin on my ankles and feet for about 3 days. I saw people swimming (floating on their backs) and was liket yikes. This redhead with sensitive skin couldn't do it.
I enjoyed a 6hr float in the Blue Lagoon and the Great Salt Lake too. My exboss sent his wife there every year for spa time. She had rheumatoid arthritis.
Doubt you’ll go blind, but if you have a cut or scrape anywhere or even broken cuticles, shit will burn. If you have freshly shaved skin, it will burn.
They tell women not to shave their legs 1-2 days before going in
My clumsy ass accidentally scraped my foot on one of the salt deposits on the shoreline when going in. Can confirm that it burned like hell
I have been in four different salt lakes around the world and swam (or floated) in all of them.
Lac Assal - Djibouti
Lac Rose - Senegal
Dead Sea - Jordan
Great Salt Lake - USA
ok you gotta tell us what Djibouti is like especially outside of the capital
Rate the experiences, which would you rate the coolest?
Ok, and?
The thing you need to know about Djibouti is if you say it real fast it sounds like "Your booty."
Try Albania
Alba-nya
But why?
>No life can survive in it.
This isn't known. There are many extremophile archaea that live in less forgiving environments.
There's definitely microorganisms. But there's few recognizable signs anything's living in it.
it's called dead Sea for a reason. It's all Dead.
Are you going to drag this thread into 2023?
That's the goal
Dragon deez nuts
Has anyone scuba doved the dead Sea? Is that even possible?
i saw this thread months ago, loved it, and am super happy to see it's still alive and kicking (unlike a certain salty sea)
2023 is the goal in going to the dead Sea. I too enjoy this thread.
>274 posts
>half of the fucking posts we made by that absolute schizophrenic wreck of an OP
>not a single janny in sight
How can you see that? Some extension?
some reason the almost year long thread isn't bumping. That's it. War.
Just noticed on page 10