I’ve only been here for 2 days, but it feels like I’ve seen it all. Every neighborhood feels the same, everything is commercialized to the max. People don’t talk. There’s literally nobody speaking throughout the streets, only other tourists. People are too formal. The temples and shrines all look the same and filled with tourists. Nightlife is also pretty dull. Also, do Japanese women not know how Tinder works? They literally post the most awful pictures and never show their faces.
sounds like a you problem anon. post in the general instead of shitting up the board with your blogposts please.
hey man, im just simply posting about my experience after TRAVELING here. just trying to get suggestions and differing opinions, that’s all. no need to be a bitch. peace.
I will admit the sprawl does suck pretty hard and it's extremely crowded, but there's genuinely tons to do. If you're not a megacity person then Kyoto is probably more your speed.
No theres not. They shut down cool stuff during covid. Shut up weeb.
You talk to me like that again and I'm snapping your spine. Zero hesitation. Watch yourself.
Aye don’t you talk to my buddy about like that
I go to Tokyo so I can exclusively be all alone, I love the feeling of being totally anonymous in a megacity, nobody knows who I am, I'm free to go where I please with the good public transport and just be with my thoughts and music while I go eat a nice meal.
I love finding a corner booth watching the sushi rotate around and just people watch, sipping my drink and just know that I may as well not exist , yet here I am.
Are you me? Exactly the same thing bro, I am a ghost.
>nobody knows who I am
They know you're a disgusting howaitto piggu, go home. But seriously, how could you feel comfortable in a place where you're outnumbered 1:100, that's the furthest thing from being a ghost, you are definitely noticed and frequently in a negative way just by virtue of not being Japanese
Dude you're a literal fucking retard and I am upset you're allowed to breathe air, the irony is you're probably American or at least European based on your use of our language so that all applies to you too.
a white man in asia is basically a stray dog, no one gives a shit about you. theyre completely indifferent to you, youre an inconvenience if you dont speak the language or a comical anecdote for a minute at best if you do. its a very good place to go off the grid and not have to worry about the common dangers of traveling alone in western countries
is this dekinai cope
you use that word yet dont even know what it means
ive probably lived here longer than you’ve been alive
Go to ikebukuro and drink some chu hi in the park and eat some fruits while having a perve. If you wanna get your dick sucked for like 3000 yen go to sugamo jr when you come out of the station turn left then first left at the intersection then first right into a little alley. All the other blowjob shows don't want foreigners so they will all start pointing the way to the one shop that takes foreigners. You'll get a 30 to 40 something milf jap that probably reeks of ciggies who will pull her panties down while you finger her as she sucks your cock until you blast a load in her gob. You'll probably feel awkward afterwards depends how degenerate you are really.
you have such a way with words
I got randomly approached on the street by a pimpess and I paid ¥15,000 for short time with a early 20s girl who had a tight pussy that gripped. But they're Chinese though, does that count?
Yeah I paid 10k to a tout in kabukicho my first trip and I fucked a chick in a room where my head hit the wall and my feet wouldn't stretch without hitting the other wall. Smaller than a caravan. After that the owner of the place gave me the card with the address and it was 8k a turn after that.
I went to yoshiwara just near Ueno jr and paid 40,000 yen to fuck a glamour in a soapland but that was a once off treat to myself. I generally just stick to the blowjob bars they are cheap and nasty. There used to be one called happy hinomaru smack bang in the middle of kabukicho but I think it finally closed not sure. Stay away from the Chinese massage street girls they'll probably rob you and don't talk to any blacks they will definitely drug and rob you
In the back of kabukicho there's a baseball centre kinda like a golf driving range where you can go slam some baseball's for a bit only costs a few bucks
Go to izakaya wataminchi and eat yourself and drink yourself to death for 20 bucks all you can. Go to Shibuya just near the 109 building there's a whale restaurant that serves minke whale for research purposes. I think in kabukicho just under the red light entrance is a whale Resto too if still there. Ueno market you can eat whale bacon.
Gotta do something in between getting your knob polished
dude keep these coming, im laughing my fucking ass off and making notes. thanks man, really.
Learn Japanese. No one is one to tall to you in english out of nowhere. Im finally coming back at the end of this year for 2 months and already have booked a bunch of events, when i get there ill meet my friends and its even going to get worse as they will invite me to their shit too.
You want to meet girls? Go to an izakaya, speak japanese there, enjoy.
Oh go to The Pub and eat their bar snacks , if you go late at night youll meet tables of Japs who will talk to you and you can meet groups that way.
Make sure you eat their dry deep fried spaghetti sticks it's amazing. Go to the conbini and get egg sandwiches it will be the best shit you've ever eaten.
Go to the sento bath and for a change you'll have the absolute biggest dick in the entire building
>Go to the conbini and get egg sandwiches it will be the best shit you've ever eaten.
holy shit it's the ghost of antony bourdain.
I've been visiting Japan for like 20 years. The egg and mayo sandwiches are god tier. Every single person I've ever travelled with the first night we get wasted I buy a heap and everyone loves them. I've tried to recreate them at home but you can't get anywhere close to it. 711 and family mart food is kino
The secret is sugar in the eggs.
ugh... Couldn't they find fucking Philippinos or Mongolians to do that work? Why africans?
They do now, all the Africans in Tokyo are from the 80s. I think Japan stopped importing them after getting complaints.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerians_in_Japan
Only 3700 in Japan? wtf I saw way, way, way more than that.
Aren't they only located in a few parts of Tokyo?
They are all in Roppongi and kabukicho. Most of them married a Japanese woman and got residency that's why they can't be fucked off by the cops
>hordes of white men desperately want to marry japs and live in japan
>filthy nogs get in with yakuza and get married to locals so they can use the nogs for illegal work
really makes you think
I thought the Yakuza were highly patriotic? Why would they shit up their country with blacks to make a little money? Why not low-life Japs.
They just say that to make themselves look better. In reality they're involved with every industry that's corrosive to society in some way and couldn't give a shit, they're about making lots of money.
>criminals
>patriotic
Ayyyyy
>I thought the Yakuza were highly patriotic?
These meme notions about Japan never cease to amaze me.
Is that number Nigerian only? There are other west African countries too. Some of the regular ones that hang out in the Shibuya Hub told me they were from Senegal.
I was talking to one black guy who was Jamaican, he was alri. claimed me as a brother cause I'm a bong, lol. I went to look at his shitty firetrap basement bar and noped out.
Not true. Why is everyone such a fucking noob here.
I went for a BOE English teaching job in Chiba and half the candidates were African. There's heaps of them down in Kyushu teaching and occasionally mistreating kindergarten kids.
"They stopped importing them" false
Ew why? Can't they just import flips or something?
add msg to your egg mayo mix.
Take your broke illiterate ass home. You can get Bron Ace from drug marts and get high in your hostel. Look for an art exhibit or something. Dumbass
yea ima probably look for some art exhibits and just ride the subway until i find some cool shit around town.
im from Chicago and i absolutely hate riding the L, but here in tokyo it’s a fucking blast considering there’s no druggies or thugs or homeless constantly hassling you
If you take the yamanote as darkness approaches it will be filled with African scammers going to work in Shinjuku so pretty much the same thing
yes, life outside your shit containment zone is nice.
whats the app you're using?
I spent three weeks in Tokyo and enjoyed every minute of it. If I was into drinking/clubbing I could squeeze another few days worth of entertainment at least.
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>Also, do Japanese women not know how Tinder works? They literally post the most awful pictures and never show their faces.
they know exactly how it works, that's why they post the bare minimum so they don't get deluged in dick pics
Tokyo is one of the most soulless cities I've ever been to. Sure it's got "things to do" but it all felt so surface-level and cheap. It just feels like a cleaner and less nagger-infested/dangerous NYC.
So glad I only gave it 3 days in my itinerary instead of a full week
The thing with Tokyo is that lots of cool places are buried inside a level of a non descript high rise building
Yeah yeah yeah go back to Tranland hanging around in Bangkok muscle bars you chode.
Absolutely shit take.
I lived in Japan and have been to Tokyo orver 50 times. I still haven't done everything I wanted to do. There is literally a fucking insane amount of shit to do in Tokyo and the neighbordhoods are pretty fucking distinct. Even within distrcts there are distinct neighborhoods. Shibuya doesn't feel like Harajuku which doesn't feel like Harajuku which doesn't feel like Shimokitazawa. Shinjuku is nothing like Asakusa - Ueno is its own thiing. For weeb stuff Akihabara, Nakano, and Ikebukuro are all different... I could go on.
What exactly do you like to do? Tokyo has good night life, you just need to speak Japanese. It isn't normalfag clubbing, but tons of cool smaller venues. Amazing food, literally an infinite number of restaurants. Cool niche stores, even some good temples, amazing museums, good parks, arcades, tons of different events and festivals...
Where do you think is a good city?
Do you have any restaurant/bar recommendations around Tokyo? I've got a couple things on my list to check out but the variety is insane.
I’ve had so much sex in tokyo great spot for cooming and the girls know their technique.
Granted i pay for play, but it so damn fun.
I don't speak any Jap but I'm gonna try to get into a soap land or any set place. Can't hurt to try
anybody here been to Taiwan? I hear it has more nature and isn't overrun by white tourists. Sounds enticing. Might try to teach english there idk
I will rizz a milf after we meet up for language exchange. I will take her to karaoke while complimenting her that she looks so young and sings so good. Then I will sexo and finish inside her.
Western Japan, specifically Kansai, is way better than Tokyo but I have one fond memory of getting sucked off by a kinda chubby chick in a karaoke booth in Tokyo so it’ll always be kinda special. Genuinely the best head I’ve ever got. I think she was high on MDMA and I basically had to pry her off of me cause she was glued to my dick like a succubus even after I came.
Are massage parlors in Japan just filled with chinese or are they worth it?
tbh i found places in japan with non jap girls the best. they tend to be run by women (no gaijin tax) and really good "service" since japs expect high quality and the business wouldn't survice there without it. ymmv of course.
Can you name some or just one of those places? I was actually looking to see if I can get some non-Japanese girls too
check tokyo adult guide and some of the asian massage places in shin okubo.
How do I ask them? Just by saying "washie washie" or something?
> People don’t talk. There’s literally nobody speaking throughout the streets
Perfection. At least for an introvert like me. After visiting Japan, most travel destinations have just felt noisy and dirty in comparison.
But yeah, I also personally don’t enjoy Tokyo as an attraction too much, but it’s a great hub for daytrips.
introverts are fake, all these fucking larpers
It's truly over for zoomers
gen a starts high school in 2 years
The fuck do people do here during the summer?
It‘s way too hot to actually do anything and I see little reason to not just shut myself in my apartment until it cools down.
I went to the soaplands and allowed my dick to he massaged in prime japanese pussy.
Do summer activities, similar to any other country?
I went surfing, diving, day trips to rivers/lakes, bbq. Not to mention all the festivals (albeit they are pretty much all the same).
this is what passes as bbq in Asia
Sad!
What's sad about not doing acts of overindulgence?
Besides, I don't want to hike for several hours while carrying an entire bbq pit and food enough to feed a single a single average martsharter.
You don't have to justify yourself to me, but it is sad. You can stop posting these pictures at any time bro.
I was asking a question and providing you with some context.
What's sad is your lack of understanding about the fact that words mean differently in other places, despite posting in SighSee of all places.
bbq doesn't mean the same stereotypical southern bbq everywhere in the world, in Japan for example, if you say you went bbq then people will assume you drove out of town up to some campground and grilled whatever.
Go to Korea and people will just think you went to a restaurant.
hey man, please stop. you've maxed out my secondhand embarrassment for the day.
Still haven't seen a proper answer other than le ebin i trol u xD
you're not going to dude, because I know you don't know any better. I'm sorry I made fun of your "bbq", live your life how you want to. have a good one.
>you don't know any better.
Now we're mixing le ebin trole with projection, sounds about right.
are you autistic?
rhetorical question
not enough giant wads of meat and cheese for you eh fatty?
So, tell me about the Public Stand infinite bar - you get to drink ALL DAY for 4-5000 yen? That's like £25. That's the cost of about five drinks in the UK.
It's not worth it if everyone drank like an American College student, but there's not really that culture here. People don't overindulge, and there's no reason to get blackout drunk. The idea is to relax in a place for several hours and drink without worrying about the cost. They probably expect you to order some snacks too, since people generally eat nuts or edamame or something while drinking. It's poorfag behavior to just guzzle alcohol in order to get drunk here.
>It's poorfag behavior to just guzzle alcohol in order to get drunk here.
That's normal in northern European culture though.
Any good way to meet people here if my japanese is pretty garbage?
Never been so lonely before in my life
I was pretty lonely on my trip, the most fun thing I did was join an international day hiking group on meetup one afternoon. We all went to kamakura beach and had a blast, I almost cried with relief at being in a social group after weeks of backpacking alone.
Have you tried doing more than tinder, clubbing, and visiting temples anon
tfw you:re not sure if Japan has somehow changed to the worse in the 12 years since you have been there or if op is simply just a zoomer retard
The people who make these posts genuinely don't have any hobbies, interests, or personalities other than trying to have sex.
There's a lot of fun to be had if you can speak Japanese and aren't an autist that has trouble interacting with people. If you aren't a boring person who doesn't have any real hobbies or interests, there are plenty of things to do.