>told to arrive 3 hours early to get through security. >takes 20 minutes

>told to arrive 3 hours early to get through security
>takes 20 minutes

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive 20 minutes before the flight thinking you're hot shit
    >takes 3 hours to get through security
    Both scenarios are plausible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only winners are regular business travelers who know the real rush times at airports.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst was a recent transfer I had where they decided they needed to check everyone's visa and covid paperwork for their final flight. So 100 people in a line in a cramped shitty part of the airport, only 3 booths open checking people - airline staff, not security staff.
    ended up taking an hour. Good thing the layover was 3 hours I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was Philippine Airlines at SFO last month, took fricking two hours.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get to airport 3 hours early
    >get through security in 5 minutes
    >spend the rest of the time drinking in the lounge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then lose track of time and almost miss your flight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm fine with this

      Then lose track of time and almost miss your flight

      Set an alarm on your phone at worst homosexual.

      The worst was a recent transfer I had where they decided they needed to check everyone's visa and covid paperwork for their final flight. So 100 people in a line in a cramped shitty part of the airport, only 3 booths open checking people - airline staff, not security staff.
      ended up taking an hour. Good thing the layover was 3 hours I guess.

      I've done this a couple time through istanbull now. One time the layover was basically set to be 30 muns with how late my first plane landed, which is obviously never going to happen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i am fine with this
        Then why did you make a thread you dumb mongoliod attention prostitute homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't make the thread and there was absolutely nothing that suggested I did you massive fricking homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >travel a lot
      >marry girl you meet on your travels
      >you are now forced to sit in a shitty boring airport cafe as you watch sexpats in the airport bar sinking pints and having random conversations with others while wearing shorts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This could be me anon, I just met this japanese tall slim girl with a round bum in Tbilisi and now I'm questioning if I really need to coom in SEA monkeys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You should never need to coom in SEA monkeys. They are ugly as frick. Have some dignity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did this once
      >almost pissed my pants while delayed taxing on runway

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you miss your flight because you were too busy jerking off in the toilets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you see that compelled you to do that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not jerking off in the airplane toilet the second the seatbelt seat goes off
      C'mon son.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get to airport 3 hours before flight
    >2 hour wait for security
    >30 minutes wait for passport control
    >having to rush to the plane after finally getting through

    Get your shit together Schiphol wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When was this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Two days ago. They're incredibly understaffed there. Had a quarter of the security lanes in operation and straight after security everyone is funnelled into about 10 automated passport control machines which are temperamental at the best of times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was this for a transfer or were you fkying out of amsterdam? I have a cinnection there tomorrow and wondering if i have to do that shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Flying out. Where are you arriving from? I've read that if it's from Schengen or US you'll go straight to departures

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Was this for a transfer or were you fkying out of amsterdam? I have a cinnection there tomorrow and wondering if i have to do that shit.

              jesus christ what's with all these trips

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you're flying back to the US from Schiphol, itll be much quicker than hours of waiting?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just transfer from US so that sounds good. I think delays are due to construction. Schipol was great years ago.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Was this for a transfer or were you fkying out of amsterdam? I have a cinnection there tomorrow and wondering if i have to do that shit.

              If you're flying back to the US from Schiphol, itll be much quicker than hours of waiting?

              Just transfer from US so that sounds good. I think delays are due to construction. Schipol was great years ago.

              Any word on how Schiphol went, lads? I'm flying in from the US in a week and back from Schiphol in three weeks so I want to know what to expect.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans love traveling by planes, while the rest of the world just arrive at the train station 10 minutes early, buy a ticket, and wait for the train to depart. You reap what you sow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do European trains always smell like piss?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t, not like you would know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most Americans don't even own passports lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They use plains for domestic flights becuase their country is the size of a continent (two if you include alaska).

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being the only one in a terminal for a redeye flight is peak comfy. i love watching planes take off and land in the dark.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only really an issue when you're coming home from a vacation since you wasted a few hours of vacation.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to get sozzled on free booze in the lounges. Being early is not so bad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >told to arrive 3 hours early to get through security
    >arrive five minutes early, miss flight
    >don't care, go home

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrive at airport three hours early
    >Flight didn't give me a way to check in since I booked through connection
    >Four hour queue to the desk
    >Say to security guy I'm autistic
    >Let's me through to the front and saves me from blowing a near $2000 series of flights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's genius.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the bathroom and edge, while listening to hardcore porn on your speaker phone, duh

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