Travel Euphemisms

Let's do this:

>"I love to travel" - I like being a whore
>"I'm a yoga teacher" - I'm an escort and/or sex trafficker and/or drug mule
>"I'm a digital marketer" - Money launderer, sex trafficker, intelligence asset, and probable drug mule

Anyone have more? Pic rel- Aruba's only nice beach with a "digital marketer"... Call the cops yet?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I go to SEA for the beaches
    I'm a sexpat with yellow fever (guilty)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to SEA for the beaches, street food, temples, and the people are so friendly

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my students
    >"I'm a world traveler" --> begpacker (white person from first world country)
    >"I have the food" --> I love the whores

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my students

      Based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my students
      Fucking based. Imagine how tight those Japanese schoolgirls must be

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the hapa

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sighsee will probably be mad at OP but he's right
    >be abroad
    >meet a couchsurfing girl
    >she's from my country
    >she says she's an english teacher
    >fuck her face on my balcony after a couple of beers
    >2 weeks later back home, tell friends about this girl
    >one of them knows her
    >she's a literal whore
    Well at least it was just her mouth and I hit for free

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm here to experience the culture: I get shitfaced every day and start drinking in the morning

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm a gigantic gay" - "I'm OP"

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anything SEA
    I try to have sex with underaged girls but end up fucking trannies instead.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wont badmouth whores when im equally a degenerate myself.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met a coke head couple that have their own “logistics and distribution” company and wanna hire me and my wife.

    Should I be worried?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes, snifff, ima coomer druglord how could you tell.

      He's going to turn you and your gf into mules man.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "My hobbies are traveling and nightlife" - I am a boring turbonormo
    "Women traveling alone are degenerates" - I am an ugly sperg who resents women for not giving me vagina and seethes on the daily
    "Men traveling alone are so disgusting" - I am a roastoid who can't fathom not being given attention and seethe at my lack of money because I wish I was doing the same

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this mean "I'm traveling to visit all the fine art museums and historical sites". Is it just autism? What if I wore a beret when I said it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm here for the hookers, but this is what I tell my coworkers and family I'm here for."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually that's pretty great, I wouldn't say no to getting laid between museum visits. I wish I could get a ho who'd dress in period costumes while we bang.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a digital nomad
    They never tell you what specifically it is they do.
    >I have so much work to get through
    Never mention what type of work.
    >I'm a model
    Whore with an Instagram account and 4000 pajeet followers

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm a model" - I'm a prostitute
    >"I am a nomad" - I committed crimes and had to leave
    >"I like the culture" - I want foreign puss/dick
    >"I have a bf/gf back home" - I'll fuck you but I am going back to them
    >"I don't have money" - I really don't have money, whatever I make I use on alcohol and cigarettes

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a model - I'm attractive enough to be paid for my looks, and it makes people angry
    >I travel SEA for the beaches - I appreciate nature and swimming and people in cubicles can't understand this
    >I'm a digital nomad - I live in a desirable location and make 6 figures, most people think this is impossible and that is sad for them
    >I enjoy nightlife - I have fun with other people, a lot of people never do this and that's sad
    >I'm here to experience the culture - my life is full of exotic experiences including sex, this is interesting but other people are too ignorant to understand
    >I'm an esl teacher - I get paid to travel and barely work, and it makes people slaving away for 2 weeks of vacation jealous
    >I love the food - I pay half of what you pay for delicious meals and works half as much to pay for it, this makes you jealous
    >I'm a yoga teacher - I exercise for a living and have an amazing boy, this upsets you because you fat and doing a job you hate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the chud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I found a chud on sighsee - I was btfo in a thread and I couldn't think of a good response so I just called the well traveled chad a chud

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're defending Dubai toilets. Nothing further needs to be said. You're a fucking retard chud gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think all beautiful women are Dubai Toilets - I am bitter because attractive women don't pay attention to me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I am bitter because attractive women don't pay attention to me
              They pay attention to him in that they actively cross the street to avoid him, are disgusted by his personality, appearance and smell etc.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          incels on suicide watch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most accurate post in the thread so far.

      https://i.imgur.com/dhXkutD.jpg

      Let's do this:

      >"I love to travel" - I like being a whore
      >"I'm a yoga teacher" - I'm an escort and/or sex trafficker and/or drug mule
      >"I'm a digital marketer" - Money launderer, sex trafficker, intelligence asset, and probable drug mule

      Anyone have more? Pic rel- Aruba's only nice beach with a "digital marketer"... Call the cops yet?

      I've got some more/improvements:
      >I like to travel = I have no passions, hobbies, or interests and have never left my home country, but I scroll through instagram 13 hours of the day looking at photos of macchu picchu and angkor wat
      >I like going on ling walks and spending time in nature = i spend all of my time on my phone looking at people's instagram pics of them in beautiful natural surroundings and once I went to the outskirts of the nearest forest to take some photos for instagram and then went back home.
      >I like reading = I've never read a book before but we had to read a chapter of Of Mice And Women in school and I thought it was deep

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I exercise for a living and have an amazing boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking based actually travel pilled
      Everyone else itt can suck it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone else itt can suck it
        *unzips you’re dick*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I found a chud on sighsee - I was btfo in a thread and I couldn't think of a good response so I just called the well traveled chad a chud

      based
      all the incels paying diseased whores got btfo
      >Ive been hooking up with a lot of locals- I paid a diseased whore 5 dollars and got gonorrhea

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Is it safe to go there? Is that a SAFE country???? Why are you going there?

    >I am an American
    >If people are visiting foreign places other than canada and beach resorts, I get suHispanicious
    >If it's east of Germany, then it's basically Russia
    >If it's France, then it's the Eiffel tower and the Mona Lisa
    >If it's the UK, then it's Big Ben and fish and chips restaurants
    >If it's China, then it's rural, or completely poverty-striken
    >Japan? Still recovering from WW2, or the tsunami. In absolute shambles.
    >Korea? Not safe. Active battleground, could get kidnapped by commies.
    >Africa? Mudhuts and warlords. All of it except for Egypt.
    >Egypt? They still ride camels and don't have any cities built.
    >there aren't very many other countries
    >if I haven't heard of it, it's probably one of those ISIS places like Iran

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me-xi-co? Aren't you afraid of all the crime?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me-xi-co? Aren't you afraid of all the crime?

      Fellow burger here, can confirm most normies are this retarded

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I live on a yacht
    >I love children and ravage little pinoys below deck

    >I go for runs on the beach in the morning
    >universe enjoyed and go getter (very good)

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Japan, there are generally three types of people here:
    >"I teach ESL" - I can literally barely function in society and couldn't get a normal skilled job. I am probably also a pedophile or at least a sex offender of some kind
    >"I do IT" - I am an autist and thought that moving to Japan I would become an anime protagonist, so now I just do the same job as in the US but in shittier conditions and for half the salary. But at least I can't eat sushi h-haha
    >"I make fun of ESL and IT people" - I am also an autist and I also suffer from mental issues so I take them out by putting down other people. But at least I have a normal job

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least I can eat sushi*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which are you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        last one unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly If I had to pick between living in the US or getting a 50% paycut to live in Japan I would 100% pick Japan (or anywhere really).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it would work out to roughly the same once you consider how the US taxes the shit out of everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to go there, bang middle aged women, and drink. What kind of job should I get?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gigolo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That girl doesn't look middle age AT ALL. Looks like a hag

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asian hags look like middle age yts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shittier conditions and for half the salary
      I work in IT and salaries are high pretty much everywhere. Through some jap program I was sponsored for a visa to learn the language + work. Sure I wasnt gonna make 100k but considering the cost of living isn't as high as SF or NYC it was okayish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Third category here, doing PhD and probably autistic.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >'I'm an influencer' - I enjoy being a literal toilet for rich arabs

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I travel to exotic places for the culture - I'm too poor for Europe
    >I travel to find myself - I'm a boring person desperately trying escape my shitty life
    >I only travel to cultured countries - I'm a pretentious dickhead who is afraid to go to a developing country
    >I'd never travel to [country in political situation they disagree with] - I was never going to travel there either way but saw an opportunity to virtue signal and took it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to go to Austria and probably never will after seeing how they responded to COVID. Same with Italy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you don't want to go to most counties on the planet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but...

          COVID still worships CV19. I managed to sneak in last year between the borders opening and vax mandates and convenience store clerks wouldn't sell me a soda unless I put a SECOND mask on (I would wear one out of courtesy).

          Currently require a booster or PCR to get in anywhere, thankfully I feel no compelling urge to go so I'm not. I'm going north instead of south - they made my travel plans for me.

          COVID is over and it was a lie to print money in the first place. Omicron was the last viable excuse for bullshit and it's a year past. Anyone still using it for border controls is a more dystopian shit hole than ~~*The MSM*~~ make Myanmar's Junta out to be.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >COVID still worships CV19
            what

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >COVID still worships CV19. I managed to sneak in last year

            Peru... still drinking my morning Joe...

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm a freelancer, I'm journalist"
    English teacher
    "I'm programmer"
    Neet

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who is upset at this thread is a confirmed roast beef haver.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digital marketing isn’t intelligence, it’s generally LARPing. Intelligence always goes through diplomatic missions or NGOs.

    • 3 months ago
      No sex: 2.5 months

      >Intelligence always goes through diplomatic missions or NGOs.

      At the higher levels sure. HUMINT has simple cover jobs, even autism bucks.

      Digital marketer is perfect for both intelligence and sex slave, you just stare at the Facebook marketing page during your 'hours'.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    -"I'm going to Thailand/Cambodia/The Philippines"

    I'm going to a third-world shithole with open sewers and garbage everywhere where people eat dogs and pig intestines and fermented fish guts to have sex with disgusting low-IQ bug women who fuck like 50 guys every day because my retarded brain thinks they are hot because of their cheekbone structure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha good one just got back from Thailand unlike everyone I found true love and I support her family to show it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Developing country
    Third world shithole that has always been a shithole and always will be a shithole

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Least degenerate thread on sighsee

    • 3 months ago
      ChairPERSON Powell

      Yeah? Well I had sex with her twice on that beach. 69'd one of the times, fucked to the sunrise after we ILLEGALLY camped one night.

      What now?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think you realize how tryhard this sounds. You can sleep with a woman without bragging about it to anonymous strangers, you know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what country is she from?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i wish I was a money launderer.
    >too poor to get out of the rat race
    >all i ever wanted was to travel and marry a cute european redhead.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thai women go crazy for white guys
    I sleep with freelancers and/or single moms fishing for a sugar daddy but haven’t noticed yet

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I learned the language/ I'm multilingual" - I think I'm fluent because native speakers don't bother correcting all my mistakes and understand just enough of what I'm saying to fill in the gaps in their mind and get an idea of how to respond in a natural way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The true test is to make a phone call.
      I knew I was proficient when the person on the phone didn't know I was foreign until I mentioned it, and I still know I am lacking some advanced skills in the language but if you can trick a local that says a lot.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the food here is so good!- It actually tastes like bland trash and is dirty as fuck but I am a retard in my honeymoon travel phases so think any dirty street car noodles in soup is good and adventurous because I ate it

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raging bitter incel is obsessed with the actions of women
    shocked_pikachu.jpg

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    where is this? i like that the photo shows the effect of land on ocean cloud formation

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's quite pretty. The distant hills slightly occluded by mist are magical.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I like to check out the local Jazz seen in every major city I visit"

    I like to inflate the ego's of the local singers and then take them home after the bar is closed.

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