Travel stories

Post fun stories from your travels, No larping please.
>go to croatian coast near makarska with family
>family wants to visit some boring olive oil market
>i decide to head into the mountains to get a better view of the beatiful coast.
>walk up and up and up into the woods in the mountains
>keep going
>find old abandoned church with a bunch of elaborate graves
>its hot as fuck and im sweating balls
>its so far back down ill just keep going on the path and see where i end up
>path never stops, i keep walking for like 10 kilometers in the mountainforest.
>have to sprint past a massive beehive that starts swarming me when i walk by
>somehow ended up so far away along the coast there was 3 villages between where i started and where i ended up.
>buy an icecream from a cute kiosk girl and see a pod of dolphins swim near the coast
>try to swim out to them but theyre too fast and i cant catch up so have to swim back
>walk along the car-road home with thumb up signifying i want a lift
>some old taxi driver with a huge mustache and broken english offers to drive me back to the village we are staying at
>i dont even have to pay
>i tell him "bless you sir" and go home.

Was a good little retarded adventure

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live on the outskirts of a rural Fujianese town
    >decide to go hiking into the mountains
    >rural Chinese roads are dimly lit so decide to go in the morning to give myself enough time to return home safely
    >end up hiking
    >see lots of cool rivers, mountains, Buddhist temples and random villages
    >keep delaying my return because I want to keep exploring
    >only start returning home at around the evening
    >realize there is no way I will make it back home before the sun sets
    >start running
    >its getting darker and visibility is getting noticably worse
    >realize I will not make it back on time
    >realize I am also lost
    >ohfuckbro.jpeg
    >ask some random guy how to get back to my town. say the name in shitty Chinese
    >guy understands me
    >tells me to wait
    >comes back on a motorbike
    >drops me off
    Really regret not getting his contact info so I could invite him for dinner. All I can do is wish him good karma and be nice to strangers in return.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same tbh, im gonna pass it on, just hope i dont get murdered by the one im helping

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where was this pic taken?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          somewhere in indonesia i reckon i saved it from an indonesian anon on /int/ from a "post pictures you took from your country" thread.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my pic, from a village in philippines, ilocos. I went there to coom, and instead got introduced to many filipinos and province life.

            I wouldn't do it again.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              tell us more anon, after all this is a Travel stories thread

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro you gotta tell us stories. Doesn't even have to be about cooming 'I'm interested in countryside stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was me. This one was taken in Bangunjiwo near Yogya, this one

        https://i.imgur.com/aR5G2Yb.jpg

        somewhere in indonesia i reckon i saved it from an indonesian anon on /int/ from a "post pictures you took from your country" thread.

        was in Bangka Kenda near Ruteng

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A group of 20 of my friends drive 20 hours in 5 different cars to a three day music festival in the middle of Illinois.
    >We stop in Indiana on the way at a firework stand on the 5th of July "take whatever you want. We close tomorrow and we have to pay to have all the leftovers destroyed"
    >We walk with at least 100 pounds of fireworks
    >we spend the rest of the drive shooting fireworks into each-others cars on the highway and tossing smokebombs literally everywhere we stopped,
    >I dont sleep for 3 days at the festival. The longest stretch of my life
    >we walk around meeting hundreds of people
    >they have a half pipe set up and we skate through the night
    >we throw fireworks into campfires
    >we survive on beef jerky, cheese whiz and soda
    >We bath in a giant lake on the property
    >someone handed out oranges and we had an orange fight in the lake
    >the bands play from noon to midnight every day.
    >it was the best trip of my life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I littered on the road for hundreds of miles
      >I polluted the lake with fruit messing up the balance
      >I wasted food
      >I was a nuisance and woke everyone up
      >I damaged my brain by avoiding sleep
      >somehow this is the best trip of my life
      Degenerate. There's a reason people like you should have never been able to afford traveling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you another good one since you like the first one.

        >be me age 16
        >8 of my friends rent a huge 6 bedroom condo at a ski resort in Maryland for a 3 day ski trip in the winter
        >we skip school on a friday and head up early
        >on the way to the resort, we stop at a catholic high school where a few of our friends go to school and we pull our pants down and moon the entire school as they wait to go inside in the morning
        >we do doughnuts in the field with 3 people hanging out the window with their asses out screaming our friend's names to get them in trouble
        >Once we're at the resort, we destroy the room on the first night. We throw all the dishes into the lake, have a fight with wet pasta, and smash all the artwork
        >On the first night, we bring back a group of girls on a church Youth Group trip and we hookup with them, fingering and handjob for me, I think one dude got a blowjob
        >Our resort package came with complementary meals at the lodge, and we eat like fucking kings every day, blackened alligator, fresh crepes, crablegs, lobster. It was glorious food
        >On the last night, we flooded the downstairs marble hallway and turn it into a slip and slide.
        >We got a cleaning bill for $3000, but we were smart enough to put the trip on a credit card and my buddy just locked his card after the trip so we didn't have to pay it.
        >the church girl i hooked up with ended up being from my town, and we ended up dating for like 2 years during high school, so I did get to fuck her eventually. 🙂

        Second best trip of my life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And people say Americans have no soul. May god have mercy on yours gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've got another one for you that you'll like

            >traveling with my girlfriend in the south of france
            >we're driving around in a little piece of shit fiat to see the Pont Du Gard Roman aquaduct before heaidng back to nimes.
            >accidentally fill the foat with the wrong type of gas
            >france has plumb, sans plumb and gazol. I knew that plumb was leaded, so I went for gazol. big mistake
            >the fiat makes it 5 minutes down the road and breaks down
            >i manage to pull off the road into a small bar
            >no one in the bar speaks english, but everyone is happy to see some american tourists
            >we drink a beer and wait for the tow truck
            >they tow us 30 minutes back to Nimes
            >When we get to our Airbnb, the host is waiting for us with the key
            >we are so excited to make it that we invite her in for wine, and she accepts
            >she and my girlfriend get super drunk
            >girlfriend heads to bed and passes out
            >The airbnb host invited me to see her room
            >she has GIGANTIC tits, like DDD naturals.
            >I make the first move and she says "I feel guilty with your girlfriend downstairs, it's not fair to her."
            >to which i reply, "Ok, so lets just play show and tell."
            >"Whats show and tell" she asks?
            >"It's a game we play in middle school when the girls want to play, but they feel guilty."
            >"How do we play?" She asks
            >"You show me your tits, and I'll show you my dick. We don't touch, just show."
            >I end up jerking off in front of her and busting a huge load on her glorious tits. Then I got down on my knees, licked it up and kissed her with it. I was very drunk.
            >She gave me a giant hug afterwards and I went back to my room and passed out with my girlfriend who is now my wife
            >The host gave me a 5 star review on Airbnb
            >We got a new rental car the next morning and never had any more trouble on the trip
            >southern france is fucking amazing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lol youre a gay. To go to such lengths, still chest on your wife, but in the gayest way possible.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a nice story fren, i enjoyed reading it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In Bali, pretty much babbies first solo trip
    >Look for any sort of local metal/punk shows
    >In luck, randomly an outdoor festival full of Indonesian punk/metal/rockabilly/ska sort of bands happening in Denpasar
    >Decide to go
    >Retard first time traveler, no sim card
    >Taxis and kids on scooters everywhere near tourist area offering transport
    >I'll be able to find a ride back no prob
    >Approach taxi driver, show him the location
    >He says "are you sure? No tourists go there"
    >Say yeah, no problem
    >Festival is huge for a local one, maybe 4 or 5k little indos
    >Only white person there, also 6'4" and sighsee wearing a cut off sleeve band tee
    >Practically no one there speaks conversational English
    >Headlining band called Seringai plays
    >Throw Indonesians around in the pit for like an hour
    >Kid comes up to me, says "you are very strong"
    >Feelsgoodman.png
    >Band closes festival with a cover of Ace of Spades
    >Indos start standing on the security barriers, climbing the monitors and shit
    >Show gets over and I head to the road
    >No taxis, maybe three thousand scooters all come zooming by leaving
    >Oh fuck, no wonder no taxis out here. Locals too poor for them
    >Thunder starts grumbling above me
    >Oh no
    >Starts torrentially down pouring
    >Seek shelter under this random awning
    >Some kid is also there waiting for the rain to pass
    >Ask if he can call me a cab
    >Says he has no minutes or some shit
    >Tells me there's a police station like 2km and points to the opposite direction I need to go (I'm seven or eight miles from where I'm staying)
    >Fuck, might have to wait
    >Kid says his gf is working tearing down the stage
    >All of a sudden rain stops and he tells me "come, come" and motions to his bike
    >Hands me his helmet
    >Ain't got no choice, fuck it.
    >Never been on even a motorcycle or anything with a motor and two wheels
    >Kid takes off speeding down the road, hydroplaning and hitting hidden pot holes filled with rain
    >All I think is this is how I die
    >He drops me off at that police station

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cont.
      >Tell scooter kid thanks man
      >Walk up to station
      >Cops just watching kick boxing in a shack on a shitty 14" tube tv from probably 1994
      >They look at me all sorts of confused
      >Use Google translate and type "I'm an idiot and need to call a taxi, can youu guys call one?"
      >They laugh and are cool about it, pull up a chair for me to sit and watch with them
      >Taxi shows up, driver is fucking pissed to have to go that far away from tourist area
      >He drives like even more of a maniac than the scooter kid, goes like 140kmph through Denpasar and residential streets to hurry up and get back to the beach area
      >Get dropped off at my hostel
      >Have a private cabana thing next to the pool
      >Show up and two Aussies are fucking in the pool
      >Laugh at them
      >Go to sleep, feeling like I accomplished some huge herculean task and now I am a real traveler™but am really just a retard and continue to make retard assumptions and mistakes overseas

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to lisbon first time ever travelling alone
    >act like a tough guy and decide to go to my hotel with public transport without asking anyone
    >get lost even with google maps
    >mobile battery dies so I dont even know the address of the hotel anymore
    >start to panic, sit down with my luggage and almost start to cry have to force myself not to
    >i dont know what to do decide to pull myself together and ask a stranger only knowing the hotel name
    >he looks in his mobile and goes with me to the metro station and shows me where to go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

      https://i.imgur.com/oNeH33u.jpg

      >Traveling around the baltic
      >Go to Warsaw after Gdansk to get a bus to Vilnius
      >Get stuck in the shitty ghetto train station with an expensive bathroom, mc donalds, and zabka that smells like feces
      >Have to wait 3 hours for bus
      >uncomfy because no chairs left but whatever
      >Finally time to go
      >Bus never shows up
      >No drivers from the same line speak english or polish so no answers
      >Buy the nest bus to Vilnius
      >Have to wait four hours
      >Go back to the train station because inside the bus station is closed
      >On the way see a hut for homeless Ukranians
      >Sit
      >Some hooligans come by chanting about football
      >Some stranger has me watch his bags
      >He comes back so I step outside
      >Random guy asks for help but know he is a scammer
      >Awkwardly laugh so he threatens to fight me
      >Hear sirens
      >20 cop cars show up
      >Go back to bus station
      >Police doing interviews with people. I see a body bag and a cover around a possibility dead guy at a crime scene
      >Some hooligans from earlier sitting in an armored car
      >Bus shows up
      >ZZZ
      >Have a nice trip before going to my next spot
      Pic rel

      Imagine ruining your life just like that... dumb soccer fans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In Poland the football hools eother attack with fists or machetes or knives
        If its true and the guy is dead then it was probably machetes or knives.
        Point im making in Poland you can only get up to 10 years in prison if you kill someone with a machete or knife , so technically their life isnt ruined

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dl pic that shows the guy’s arm

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Part of a video I took of hooligans chanting. Besides hooligans, jessicas, and homeless people I like poland a lot. But something about their male suicide rate being 7 to 1 with the lowest rate for female suicides in Europe and the third highest overall/highest for men in Europe says something about living there.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Traveling around the baltic
    >Go to Warsaw after Gdansk to get a bus to Vilnius
    >Get stuck in the shitty ghetto train station with an expensive bathroom, mc donalds, and zabka that smells like feces
    >Have to wait 3 hours for bus
    >uncomfy because no chairs left but whatever
    >Finally time to go
    >Bus never shows up
    >No drivers from the same line speak english or polish so no answers
    >Buy the nest bus to Vilnius
    >Have to wait four hours
    >Go back to the train station because inside the bus station is closed
    >On the way see a hut for homeless Ukranians
    >Sit
    >Some hooligans come by chanting about football
    >Some stranger has me watch his bags
    >He comes back so I step outside
    >Random guy asks for help but know he is a scammer
    >Awkwardly laugh so he threatens to fight me
    >Hear sirens
    >20 cop cars show up
    >Go back to bus station
    >Police doing interviews with people. I see a body bag and a cover around a possibility dead guy at a crime scene
    >Some hooligans from earlier sitting in an armored car
    >Bus shows up
    >ZZZ
    >Have a nice trip before going to my next spot
    Pic rel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LEGIA TO STARA KURWA
      LEGIA JEBANA JEST
      LEGIE TRZEBA PIERDOLIĆ
      LEGIE CWKS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will give some other less interesting ones from my trip.
      >In Gdansk
      >Leaving Biedronka
      >See a bro looking guy drop his credit card
      >Run up to him and give it back
      >He says Bro thanks and tells his friend I just gave him his credit card
      >Offers me a pack of beer and to hang out for a bit
      Later
      >Buy stuff from a flea market
      >Hear guy talking about prices of stuff with some chud
      >Offers it to me for lower because I had a good sighsee conversation with him earlier and he thinks I will take better care of it
      FFW a few weeks
      >In the Tatras
      >Go hiking
      >Decide to climb a mountain
      >Pack snacks and water
      >Meet some random cool guys from Lithuania, Belgium, and Poland at the top
      >Talk about life and backpacking and random shit
      >Climbing back down
      >Run out of water and dehydrated
      >Drink some water coming from inside the mountain
      >Tasted good and did not get sick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will do another old story.
        >In national park and castle ruins in poland
        >See some old trenches and craters
        >Find some concrete stuff and a really old bucket and shovel head from when the townsfolk were forced to dig in prep for the russian advance underground.
        >Keep walking around. Some cool sights but eventually time to take the bus back.
        >Turns out last bus is canceled for covid concerns or some bs
        >Lightning storm approaching fast
        >Getting dark
        >Ask some people if they know any hotels
        >They say the hotel here is only an old building not actually used
        >Nearest town is 14km. The rest is villages
        >Decide to speed walk to town
        >Meet a cool family on the road who offer me a ride
        >Get into town and buy them ice cream
        >Manage to snag the last bus out of there to the city I am staying in

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