I am a Croat from Zagreb with German genes, 22 yo, 178 cm, good looking, regularly get checked out by girls on the street and I go to the gym 3x a week. Decent salary too (remote IT job for a foreign company)
Now I've been at Ultra Europe 2022 in Split and the Spanish chicks there were amazing, I was there only for a short time and wasn't planning on doing anything...
...but I've decided I want to go to Spain and find a Spanish GF or at least bang some during my stay there.
Question is - where to stay, which parts are good/have the smallest amount of Africans etc., how do Spanish women view Croats and how do you think my experience will be like?
Bonus: what are some good openers to start a convo? Should I do it in english or spanish (just simple eye contact + hola, como te llamas? + then switch to english? that was my plan)
nothing wrong with that, maybe a bit short in Dalmatia, Croatia but apart from that completely fine elsewhere (except maybe the Netherlands)
Spaniards outside of Spain are great. Spaniards inside of Spain are racist af
so you think I won't be able to land a date with a Spanish girl in Spain?
Nah I think it's possible. Even the good ones. Just saying that a lot of the locals are retards so you are not surprised when you get there.
That's not true at all or they wouldn't be over run with Africans
Spanish girls are generally trash when it comes to having a relationship with them. Knowing Spanish is essential since very few people speak English. Regarding the image of Croats, I guess they will associate them with football players in Spain like Modrić or Rakitić in case they have any idea.
>Spaniards inside of Spain are racist af
anyway just go to Madrid, more people = more possibility of finding what you are looking for, also more latina babes, I don't really dig with Spaniards though, Latinos are more buena onda.
There are more gypsies and nigs in the southern part of Spain (Andalucía)
Avoid Barcellona, it's the most overrated city in Europe.
A good idea would be to do the Camino de Santiago if you like trekking and meeting people.
Learn some Spanish before you go because it's the best language or at least some slang/Spanish expressions (like saying "que tal" "hostia" "tío" ...)
Not sure how Croats are viewed in Europe though, except us who adore you (guess the country) I think other EU countries don't give a flying fuck about Croatia.
I hope it helps.
Madrid is definitely an option; my initial plan was to get an Airbnb for a month at Sant Cugat del Valles, it's a smaller place outside of Barcelona.
don't want any competition from other foreigners :^)
5'10", not 5'8"
>how do Spanish women view Croats and how do you think my experience will be like?
Spaniards dont know shit anout eastern europe aside from russia memes, they might just think youre a poor fag also
Most spaniards are this tall, nkt really an advantage
Also Im American of Spanish heritage would I be able to bang in croatia?
If you can afford a used up whore with aids
So croatian women dont like american or spaniards? I dont know man you sound jealous
Jealous of men who spend their days asking incels if they can stick their incel cocklets in overused roasties?
You need to realise that normal people don't have strong opinions about some Yugo country. They just think "oh, Croatia, I know fucking nothing about that because I don't know shit about anything".
>Most spaniards are this tall, nkt really an advantage
didn't mean it as an advantage, just that I'm normal height
>Also Im American of Spanish heritage would I be able to bang in croatia?
honestly no fucking idea. I think so yeah but it depends on how you look too.
Spaniards are ignorant about most countries other than Portugal (only because we are neighbours and have a shared history) and relevant countries such as France and Italy which let's be honest, Croatia isn't. The only thing that might come across their mind when you say you are from Croatia is Lukas Modric since he plays for Madrid and that's it.
Spaniards speak very little English since they don't like the Brits and even Spanish might not take you far in regions like Catalonia or Basque countries even though they do speak it but prefer to talk in their dialects. I also doubt that you can understand native Spanish since they speak it so fast. I'm Portuguese who lives at the southern border with them and barely understand them sometimes.
The northern Spaniards are more reserved and close to outsiders compared to the southerners so you might have better luck there.
I recommend Barcelona. I had a great time there, but then again Im italian and 190 cm with a decent face.
If you're goodlooking, just head up to one of the clubs in Barceloneta (I recommend Shoko) and hit on girls there. Spanish people are pretty short on average so I wouldnt say 178 cm will be a disadvantage at all