Europoor here, what is the best US state to move to from this shithole (France)?
Any suggestions? I was thinking about Washington state and it seems great apart from raining.
USA come here
Europoor here, what is the best US state to move to from this shithole (France)?
maybe texas if you're a skilled worker. if you're a dumb moron who barely finished high school and thinks moving will fix his life, fuck off
The issue with Texas is that the property tax us very high so if you want to own a large house you are going to get boned
But hey, by that time you apparently safed enough to own a big house.
By that time he knows the USA already a bit and will know what and where else he likes it.
Texas is one of the worst states to work in the entire country, don't ever move there.
If you move there, have fun with the cuck senator that escapes anytime something bad happens.
>have fun with the cuck senator that escapes anytime something bad happens
Good. I don't know how to explain it to you that what we want in states like Texas is for the federal government to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Except Trump and also Bush also Bush Sr. and Reagan 😉
What's a federal senator going to do about a state or local issue retard? Put down your CNN before fucking commenting.
>State makes more of its power solar, because muh environment
>voted by state and local officials
>lose power because no sun
>"OMG THIS IS TED CRUZS FAULT!"
Washington is the only place that fits that criteria.
nice weather (hot): Oklahoma
nice weather (cold): Nebraska
Fuck off we're full.
Go to texas or missouri
>nice weather (cold): Nebraska
We dont get real winters here with snowmobiling, skiing, and frozen lakes. Just shitty cold wind and then 40 degrees and brown grass everywhere for months then one big snowstorm every couple months that the cities don't prepare for.
Lolwat. Omaha at least is freezing balls during most winters
I think anon meant "we don't get to do anything fun in the winter, its just cold as balls."
>Too many Hurricanes
yes, NH is called the "Live Free or Die" state for a reason
maybe not big by Texas standards, but New England houses have character and they're far bigger than anything on the other side of the Atlantic
sizeable professional economy
there is no state income tax in NH
not hot, a bit cold but not too cold
the state is all woods and hills
>fair amount of French-speakers in the state and close to Quebec if you feel homesick
>one of the lowest crime rates in the country
If you live in southern NH, you can also commute to Boston for work if you're on a hybrid schedule. Boston is a bona fide tech hub, what Toulouse wishes it were. All I fucking heard this summer when I was there was Airbus this, startups that. Gimme a break lmao
The girls had nice asses though. Boston is one of the few places in the country where you'll find comparable women. The US can't compete with Europe when it comes to beautiful girls. We do have beautiful women, but they get uppity when half the girls in the country are morbidly obese and all the men have to compete in a drastically reduced dating pool.
>they get uppity when half the girls in the country are morbidly obese and all the men have to compete in a drastically reduced dating pool.
This is the most underrated aspect of the incel phenomenon in America, which is much more pronounced than anywhere else in the world. Because of the literally non-existent health standards in America, about half of women who would be otherwise-datable are deleted from consideration due to being horrifically obese, and thus you have female entitlement that is on par with China's (well, unless you're a white male there). In Europe, it happens quite often that I see a short/ugly guy with an attractive girl, and I have to laugh to myself how lucky he is to be European because I never see that in America. OP, don't move here if you're under 6', or at least 5'10 or 11 or you'll regret it. Cheers.
Obesity rates are about the same between men and women. It literally has nothing to do with being an incel.
This, Florida sucks. Plus the housing crisis in Florida is way worse due to boomers/snowbirds all buying property there.
Denver is a really nice city
>Obesity rates are about the same between men and women. It literally has nothing to do with being an incel.
You're wrong. If an obese woman wants to have sex, all she has to do is download Tinder. She'll have literally hundreds of guys messaging her in no time. Fit guys too. I've seen it.
Fat guys can't get laid unless they're rich like Jonah Hill. 30% of American zoomer guys haven't had sex in the past year. Trust me, it's not because they don't want to.
I keep telling these stupid europoors how bad the women situation is but they don’t believe me. Imagine being from Europe with thin, somewhat tolerable women and an intact foreskin and wanting to have been born in our lifeless Karen prison country lmao
I can tell you've never been to Europe. Western European women aren't exactly better than American women (filtering for undatable fatties and BPD schizos). Can't speak for Eastern Europe, haven't spent much time there. You're probably broke and live in a shitty part of America. Get your life together and move somewhere based on
and you'll change your perspective. Unless you're short, then yes, you should leave America, because your situation is basically hopeless there even if you have a nice face.
>t. tall and multiple women I've dated/been with have told me outright they won't consider anyone shorter than ~6'
You sound like some gay on sighsee talking about how if you haven’t made 20 million in crypto by age 14 you are a loser and will never make it kek.
I have been to Europe and that’s how I came to this opinion. Germany is not known for hotties like EE but even there I found the women the be very beautiful and pleasant to talk to compared to fat tattooed American women, it’s not even close. Your insistence otherwise sounds like cope to me.
>You sound like some gay on sighsee talking about how if you haven’t made 20 million in crypto by age 14 you are a loser and will never make it kek.
I'm not, but whatever makes you feel better.
>Your insistence otherwise sounds like cope to me.
I have the ability to move wherever I want, whenever I want. If I want to talk to Germs, I can.
This isn't even projection or ignorance, this is just seethe.
>Bragging this hard on an anonymous Mongolian basketweaving forum
>This isn't even projection or ignorance, this is just seethe.
“He’s seething because he counteracted my point.” Your point really was a self-defeating argument to the point that your post was probably just high quality bait, bravo.
Is not being an impoverished wageslave bragging on here? Serious question.
Thanks for the info, really looking into it.
>Western European women aren't exactly better than American women (filtering for undatable fatties and BPD schizos).
So American women are the same as European women... if you ignore 50% of the female population
You're fucking stupid lol
RI is similar, grew up in that morbid shithole. Eent back in 2021 to visit family, still no jobs unless you literally inherit a business but damn did those Italo-Portuguese girls grow up to be hot. Good thing I already discovered Brasil before 30
This, New Hampshire is objectively the best state for people who don't want to live with trannies, garden gnomes, and morons but are still valuable to society and don't want to live around zionist-conservative hicks for the rest of their lives. You can commute from Nashua to Boston in ~1h 30m.
Never heard of Pennsylvania?
Massholes keep coming in. And we have a lot of homeless people.
bro driving through NH i saw hundreds of hasidic garden gnomes walking around. you are full of shit. theres an enclave there somewhere never even seen a hasid before irl
just wait until i move there
Kill Non-whites. Behead Non-whites. Roundhouse kick Non-whites into the concrete. Slam dunk a Non-white baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy Non-whites. Defecate into a Non-whites food. Launch Non-whites into the sun. Stir-fry Non-whites in a wok. Toss Non-whites into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Non-whites gas tank. Judo throw Non-whites into a wood chipper. Twist Non-whites' heads off. Report Non-whites to the IRS. Karate chop Non-whites in half. Curb stomp pregnant Non-whites. Trap Non-whites in quicksand. Crush Non-whites in the trash compactor. Liquefy Non-whites in a vat of acid. Eat Non-whites. Dissect Non-whites. Exterminate Non-whites in the gas chamber. Stomp Non-white skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate Non-whites in the oven. Lobotomize Non-whites. Mandatory abortions for Non-whites. Grind Non-white fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Non-whites in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Non-whites with a ray gun. Kick old Non-whites down the stairs. Feed Non-whites to alligators. Slice Non-whites with a katana.
Massachusetts will destroy and assimilate NH soon
>Massachusetts will destroy and assimilate NH soon
That is my impression.
I learned Spanish in NH because there are so many Latinos taking over
retards, NH sucks. go fuck yourselves. op go to quebec with the rest of the frenchies. NH's full.
lol, nh is dying and drying up but the government keeps importing afghanis to fill the void and inflate the rent =^)
just make sure you bring your waifu with you the only ones you'll meet here are 40+
Any more points about NH? I hope to move there after I graduate. I can't fucking stand loud ass Mexicans and their god awful culture in the Southwest anymore. I need quiet, white, and a trusting society. Is it possible to get this over there?
The problem with NH, and northern new england in general, is that there's nobody here between the ages of 21 and 50. If you're looking to find a wife or even just relatable friends, it's a terrible choice because everyone who gets the chance leaves after finishing college to escape the boredom and excessive cost of living.
Nashua and Manchester (i.e. the only parts close enough to Boston to justify making the trip) have also been infected with Hispanics recently.
This. The few young people left are dysgenics, those who were too retarded to leave.
It's also why dating in the US becomes a fucking nightmare once you leave college, unless you move to a city full of young people like New York or Boston
Have you actually looked into moving there? It's virtually impossible to do legally unless you have a degree in a high demand field and you can get a company to sponsor a visa for you or you marry a citizen.
Washington state isn't that great, it is expensive, the culture is both cliquey and very faggy and they just passed some anti-gun laws but it meets your other criteria. Nowhere is going to be as overpriced or restrictive as europe though.
A lot of people mention Texas, "everything is bigger in Texas" is true to a point of being crass, people buy these houses that are so much bigger than necessary. I'd also look at Utah and Colorado both have relatively modest taxes and nice access to nature, maybe northern Nevada or Idaho too.
OP might try for the diversity visa lottery. Odds aren't great but are better than poor countries since they have a much greater number of applicants.
>A lot of people mention Texas, "everything is bigger in Texas" is true to a point of being crass, people buy these houses that are so much bigger than necessary.
There are blacks everywhere in Texas, I don't think he'd like it.
Denver and Boulder are good choices. They're young cities full of bohemian types, they have an actual economy, but they're not large enough to completely overwhelm the conservative parts of the state.
New Hampshire and Colorado are probably what OP wants if he's looking to settle down. If he wants a city life, then New York is the only choice.
The farther north you go in Texas the more white it gets and the farther west you go the more Mexican it gets.
This part of the country is really slept on. People are really down to earth and it's beautiful. I've never seen such big trees as in Arkansas. IDK about the jobs/economy situation though.
Yeah that would probably be the catch.
Sorry goy, diversity is part of our state sanctioned religion.
Western Arkansas. The Ozark and Ouachita mountains have unironically some of the best scenery in the middle part of the country. plenty of cheap land/houses lots of guns and amost totally white in the countryside. also one of the lowest cost of living in the US.
New Hampshire is probably your best bet, but stay clear of Manchester.
>"France is a paradise and the people in it think it's hell"
America is a glorified 2nd world country, it is soulless and the food is absolute garbage.
>3rd world infrastructure
>blacks or retarded hicks/mexican'ts everywhere
> olive garden is considered good italian food outside of the NE
>TV is garbage and mostly ads
>work is soulless and hellish and even insinuating you don't want to work 90 hours a week to people outside of big cities is extremely taboo
>if you don't have a car you literally can't even buy food
If all of those sound great, then boy do I have a bridge to sell you
Or you can just move to one of the thousands of beautiful places in france not infested with plastic and morons
There's hardly any cities of any significance in France left that aren't infested with blacks. I was there last summer and I stg there's more of them per capita than in America now. They're worse than American blacks too; all they do is loiter in groups and rape women at night.
The government is discussing a plan to send "asylum-seekers" to the countryside. Soon there won't be anywhere at all in France where you can get away from them.
Light sing Breath wads when?
Are there any white people left in France?
France is a shithole, I actually live here. Nice try retard, America is better.
You're going to be disappointed when you come here and it's not the promised land like you think it is.
Right off the bat, you aren't going to have all the things on the list. The places with the highest wages are the most expensive, with the most taxes. Either that, or they're complete shitholes. Like Dallas.
If you want to live in a city, your only options are LA, San Francisco, and NYC, but I hope you already knew that.
MAYBE you could squeak by with Utah (if you can deal with M*rmons), or something in the pacific northwest... Colorado is a good option as well, though not cheap either. Turns out that people want to live in nice places, and will pay to do so.
All of this is irrelevant anyways, unless you've got a job lined up. If you want a company to sponsor your visa, you're going to get shafted until you can get a green card. No two ways around it.
Anyways, give me your spot in France?
>t. trapped in Ohio
shut up frog
literally all frenchoids say this, but it's just because all frenchoids are pessimistic autists who don't know how good they have it
Come home, Floridaman!
Lurking this thread as an American because I'm deciding where I should move.
A shit ton of people are moving to Florida, especially Miami. What's so great about it?
Don't count on demographic and political trends continuing as they have been. Things are getting really weird in the west, you will see some shit this decade you wouldn't've thought could happen in the 21st century.
Yeah, OP, you know how difficult it is to legally immigrate to the US right? Even coming here for vacation is a huge fucking hassle, from what I've heard from Europeans.
Are you at all concerned about Chernobyl 2.0 happening over there?
I'm interested, possibly, in moving to the city in the blue area, but it would have to be really worth it because my whole family is in NC. Would you recommend Boise? I've heard great things about Idaho, but don't want to live somewhere boring. How about Denver?
Florida is the most overrated state in America. The weather sucks (hot+sticky all year), it's crowded with all the worst types of people (boomers, ghetto black people, methheads, "diverse" immigrants), hurricanes, bugs, alligators + snakes, and the highest point in the state is 345 feet above sea level meaning there is no interesting terrain. The beaches are not worth it anon unless you only go to visit.
How small of a city would be acceptable anon? Montana and Wyoming don't have what I'd consider a "city" so those are immediately not options I'm assuming. Boise feels REALLY small and they are already swarmed with outsiders, but it is cozy. By bored do you mean having plenty of things going on and to do in the city? If so, the only choices are Denver and Salt Lake sir. Both are significantly more expensive than NC. Nature wise all of these places are unbelievable.
Denver is rad. I loved it there. Least amount of fat women in the country.
You guys are making Denver sound really appealing.
Denver is interesting, it's alot like Portland or Seattle with some noticeable differences
>far less homeless, the winters and deep snow help freeze them out.
>great outdoors stuff to do, 300 days of sunshine a year
>winters are VERY comfy, white Christmas's with 2 ft of dry powdery snow every year
>summers are super mild, no humidity at all
>kick ass music/bar scene. Red Rocks for big bands, Colfax for indie stuff
>really good looking, fit women. IDK if its the altitude, the outdoors culture or what, but very few fatties
>top tier snowboarding/skiing
>bunch of cool %99 white mountain towns like Estes Park
>OG mining towns that still allow gambling
>Plenty of jobs
>taxes aren't that bad
>not turbo liberal, pretty moderate by comparison to true west coast cities. home of the Libertarian Party
>cheap flights to anywhere in the country from DEN
If it weren't for my job, I'd go back
>300 days of sunshine a year
Burgers are so lucky with how much sun they get. I've seen sun in my hellhole about 2 times in the last two months. I'm jealous.
It's just Denver because of its unique geographical location. Its in the rainshadow of the Rockies so you get this weird combination of warm and dry in the summers but the winters will still catch a good dump of snow. It's also dry in the winter so you don't get much ice at all and its not that bone chilling cold you get in the midwest. Can't think of any other US city that's like that except maybe Boise.
Snow days living in downtown were fucking awesome because the whole city just stops and you can walk around and feel like you own the whole place.
Sounds very comfy anon, almost like a perfect place to settle for me. Greatest thing about the States for me is its nature and the diversity of it. I hope I'll get a chance to visit it one day.
>Yeah, OP, you know how difficult it is to legally immigrate to the US right? Even coming here for vacation is a huge fucking hassle, from what I've heard from Europeans.
If he's uneducated and doesn't mind under the table jobs, I don't see why he can't overstay his visa like all the non-Mexican beaners. I don't even think he needs one. He can become a bartender and have more pussy and money than he knows what to do with.
>Are you at all concerned about Chernobyl 2.0 happening over there?
it's literally a giant nothingburger. The governor never even enacted a state of emergency. It's just a good publicity stunt for Trump to take a jab at Biden whilst he's parading in Kiev and a few tiktok socialists jumped on the bandwagon to shit on Gov Dewine
New Hampshire, Florida, Montana are arguably the best states in the union. Texas is actually heavily underrated if you can get property away from major cities towards Tyler & Oklahoma.
PNW summer to early fall is absolute god-tier but the rest of the year is gray and wet
Grey and wet is a good thing you gay
people are socially stunted assholes, boring and expensive. ugly grey cities
the entire Western world is going to be brown / black due to birth rate discrepancies and immigration. you have to be retarded to complain about something that's inevitable.
What you’re describing sounds exactly like the US. The only difference is Switzerland has much less crime and much higher quality food and women.
We don't have the virulent Muslims and blacks like they have in France. The replacement is a bit more pleasant here.
Actually if you look up the top 100 most dangerous cities you'll mostly see American cities and maybe one or two European cities like Paris and Marseille. I think most Americans are just used to living on edge and people getting killed so they don't realize how dangerous their cities are
its basically impossible to immigrate to the USA anon
If you don’t mind boring as fuck scenery (save for some parks/trails), Kansas is probably your best bet. Ridiculously cheap property, people leave you alone for the most part, good schools, not crowded in the slightest. Don’t fall for the meme that is western Kansas tho; live east of Salina at least. Nature is slightly less boring that side of the state and there’s actual amenities like airports and hospitals. Picrel is Overland Park, which is honestly where most immigrants end up, but it’s a nice town if you don’t mind suburbia.
kansas can be comfy but there really isn't much to do there
Washington is very nice and one of my favorite states. Colorado, Florida, Texas also worth looking at
Are you conservative or a marxist? That's the real question to be asking. Certain states will be hell if you have an open mind and an IQ above 90. I recvomend avoiding overrated shitholes like New York, California, Oregon, Washington, Illinois, Atlanta GA, and New Jersey.
States like Texas, Florida, Arizona, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Tenessee, North and South Carolina, and Alaska are all good States. The less blue haired freaks that exist in the state you move to the better.
Illinois and New Jersey are overrated? kek.. its well known those two places are shitholes.
Come to Oklahoma. Fuck ,I'll pay you like 20 dollars when you come here just as a gift. I live in one of the most ran down parts of the city but even then it's decent here. Even our criminals and morons are polite and keep to themselves compared to other cities. Our neighboring cities are extremely white especially Edmond. Our best gun range costs 10 dollars per person and is outside with extremely smart workers. If you have money or skills you will live on easy mode . Only problem is e-bois are frowned upon. Good news is in Indian country its chill. One of our chairmen has been dating middle and high school girls for 40 years and was a coach for the volleyball team. If you are particular about non chruch white women you may want to import a wife with you. I recommend knocking up an Austrian on Czech, rest of habitale europe has become a failure
Yknow aside from the absolute madman shitting up all the Canada threads this is probably the oddest post I've seen on sighsee for a while. Post more.
>Yknow aside from the absolute madman shitting up all the Canada threads
It's a pastiche. Those are the best posts on sighsee aside from the few that are actually informative.
Really is too bad about our women being ugly or literal cult level church girls. <30 women are unfuckable anyway. Also the local economy is much too overly reliant on Texas and is pretty much a Boomer oil money fystopia if you dont have family connections. When i get home this weekend me and 1 boomer will decide if we'll be the first state to actively Emancipate its citizens of a certain syolilen roght that was lost 37 years ago. If boomer lobbyist wont here my proposal out(the votes are there but this guy will or wont gatekeep them) I'll take my proposal to Missouri
Do you still need the vax to get in the states? I'm coming from Canada
STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ANGLOIDS TO SETTLE IN THE UNITED STATES THANK YOU PLEASE
Immigration between US and Europe is purposefully made difficult so no one country would attract the best people from the others. You will import millions of currypoos and you will enjoy it.
Texas fulfills all of those except you have to drive for nature a few hours from any of the major population centers. It has flaws, but compared to the place you are coming from, it'll be paradise
t. yankee who is less disappointed by Texas than expected
It's a purple state these days. Cruz was within a cunt hair of being defeated by Beta O'Rourke. He won by 200,000 votes in a state with the population of Benelux. The gap is narrowing every day, as boomers die and Mexicans flood in. Blacks are multiplying like vermin. Muh based Latinos won't be enough to stop it. And then there's the smug tech assholes flooding Austin, with the other blue state refugees in tow.
By the time I'm my parents' age, the state is gonna flip just like California did. Did you know it went for Reagan? That was in the 80's. But the 80's are four decades away from us now...
>red team/blue team brain damaged gay
Why is jeet janny picking on me today? Did he get his visa revoked?
Texas is dogshit now. Overran by conservatard californian orcs. It was better in le good old days.
South Dakota is beautiful and spacious, weather isn't too bad... but the housing isn't as affordable as you'd think. Marks everything else off your list. Rapid city is a very tiny city you might like. Sioux city is bigger. I would visit both and make a decision.
if you like pussy, you're coming to the literal hardest country in the world to get laid. it's a wasteland here. the women are awful in everyway
with that out of the way, florida is ok. north carolina is ok. tennessee is ok. if you have a ton of money scottsdale or phoenix can be fun if you can buy 5mm+ house above all the plebs and morons
california is a shithole. every single city on the coast is full of homeless crackheads and nigs
i don't know anything about oregon but it seems pretty based outside of portland if you like wilderness and rain
salt lake city is nice. mormons do a good job taking care of their cult hideout. kind of boring but so are all the other non-nig infested places
nyc is easiest place in the us to get laid, but if you don't have $$$$ it's awful. if youh ave enough money to have a private driver and shit it's sick
i'd comment on vegas but some retards will want to argue for 20 pages. bizarre place, probably second easiest place to get laid to nyc if you can withstand the pure degeneracy of the place
I agree with
, incel vibes. In my experience it's much easier to have sex with strangers in America than Europe. European women really don't consider having sex on the first date, most likely the 3rd or 4th. I've done it multiple times (sex on first date with a Euro girl), but in American is basically an 75% with 100% by the second date vs Euro girls being extremely hit or miss. I'm getting the feeling you're one of the many posters on this board who hasn't left their home country.
>Europoor here, what is the best US state to move to from this shithole (France)?
OP-What do you do in Europe? Education level?
How do you intend to enter/stay in US legally?
This will help me give a good answer.
I did my best to break it down regionally OP, but when talking about economic factors it's hard to say where to go because circumstances are often different from region to region within each state and changing all the time.
>Don't move to the desert. It's retarded.
*has to water front lawn bc anon lives in the desert
Washington is great but be prepared to feel isolated as fuck. The whole seattle/vancouver metro area is like an island, isolated from everywhere else by mountains and sea. The nature is the best you will ever find in the country without a doubt, if you get a chance I'd recommend visiting the evergreen state college campus. perfect mix of rainforest and civilization
Washington is a hellhole now. Florida is unironically what you seek, but has only midwit gun rights by our standards
How can it get any better than this?
>Grow up in boca raton, florida
>neighborhood kids play ding dong ditch
>they're too old so my mom doesn't let me play with them
>all neighbors are annoyed at them, but more importantly they know it's kids that are doing it
>one guy is this boomer loner who gets especially triggered by them
>one night they knock on his door and run, but this time he is waiting right there behind the door
>opens the door and shoots the kid IN THE BACK
>acquitted on self defense
I've been to almost every state and an inverse of this chart is pretty much accurate unless you're an incel neckbeard.
just google "states that have constitutional carry"
NH as other anons have said
honestly depends on what your personal preferences are. The northeast gets a lot of snow. The entire country is full of nature depending on what you like
NH is also 3 hours by car away from Montreal, a major French-speaking city. Though I suppose it's not an option that's on the table if he decides to overstay his visa illegally.
French expat here. Je vis dans le Colorado à une dizaine de km au nord de Denver. C'est le top ici si t'aimes les sports d'hiver et la nature. Je recommande vivement. Mais bon, c'est vrai que la vie est assez chère ici, c'est pas donné. Tu travaille dans quel domaine?
- No income tax.
- Economy going ok. BUT, set up to boom like crazy the next 10 years.
These two points take care of your salary.
- Nature & weather: Texas is huge, you will find something you like (beaches, forests, mountains, rivers are all somewhere). Just think about it beforehand, what you want. Also, moving around and living in different places is a very US thing, so give it a try.
- Guns. Texas.
fuck off we’re full
seriously, fuck off
Florida is good regardless of how much Americans make fun of it. Though there are hurricanes every couple of years.
Florida's nature is just swamps or beach.
Any midwest city tbh. Kansas City, Omaha, Tulsa, Des Moines, any will be fine. You'll have low cost of living but wages that are relatively high. Nothing amazing, but for KC most entry level burger flippers are making 14-16 an hour. Gas is among the cheapest, you can still find an apartment that isn't full of undesirables for under $1k, and groceries are grown here so they're cheap too. Biggest issue with KC in particular is the crime, but it's isolated to the East side of the interstate, pic related.
Plus if you live in Missouri, we've banned federal gun laws. LEO won't enforce fun restrictions unless you kill someone by threat of the 2nd Amendment Protection Act signed into state law.
4 Season state, although you see the extremes of both summer and winter although for a few weeks at most each. Rolling storms are cozy, and they're usually weekly, not daily or rare.
As for nature, it's flat, but you can garden by the acre here so it's a trade off.
Tennessee will make you into an honorary Southerner, then you can decide if you want to go deeper into the culture (Arkansas) or less into the culture (Nashville)
Arizona is nice for nature because it has an enormous amount of public land. Within an hours drive from anywhere in the city you can basically be in the middle of public land thats free to use and stretches on for miles. We have constitutional carry, one of the earliest to do so so the culture is pretty gun familiar. If you are in the Phoenix area/suburbs the crime isn't all that bad. Violent crime especially is pretty alright. Houses are getting up there a bit but nothing compared to most of the EU cities. If you live a bit further from the city center you can get a nice 4 bedroom house for $400k, idk if you call that big. We have lots of work in Finance, Tech, schools, etc. Taxes aren't too bad but we are a purple state now with so many transplants and the blue side tends to raise taxes so that could change. Our weather is hot understandably, but aside from heat we don't have any big disasters. The winters have perfect weather, the summers cool off when the sun is down so I get out after dark or I take trips north where it is cooler. We don't have big animals that will kill you aside from extremely rare mountain lion encounters. Rattlesnakes aren't bad usually, just have to pay attention if you are in the middle of nowhere. Never seen any in the city. It is super dry here so cars and appliances don't rust, you can get a used car with a lot of miles as long as it was well maintained. Less stuff breaks, less stuff to pay attention to.
Nobody here has mentioned Maine, which is criminal honestly. Incredible nature, you can still own guns and have a large home. Not sure on taxes or economy but it's really nice and lots of richfags have vacation homes here.
Fuck off we're full
I personally like Natchez Ms. Louisiana is pretty nice on the whole, just avoid New Orleans and Baton Rouge. Sports gambling is super fun too.