VVHITE BOY SUMMER

I am finishing high school this summer and will make the best of the following unemployment!

The plan:
>get an el cheapo second hand moped
>take some kind of ferry to get to Poland (maybe via Germany)
>bisect Poland
>drive through the allegedly visa-free regions of Belarus
>journey through the Baltics
>drive through the allegedly easy-to-access Leningrad oblast of Russia
>pass through southern Finland and ~~Ahvenanmaa~~ Åland to get back

This little excursion will net me a solid 6 countries for the hecking SighSee map, and will constitute a huge Kino no tabi reference, but a few question marks remain, namely:

>what is the cheapest way to get from southern Sweden to Poland (with a moped)?
>how are moped regulations in Belarus and Russia?
>does anyone here have any experience with getting into Belarus and/or Russia?
>does Russia issue e-visas anymore? i checked a website that said they no longer issue "unified" e-visas, but what does this mean? do they still issue ones restricted to specific regions?
>since my bank cards would not work in Russia, what currency should I bring there to exchange to local shekels?
>i am planning on sleeping in a tent along the way due to being a frugal bastard, but how doable is this in the countries i am visiting? i know that it is perfectly legal in Finland but i do not know how easy it would be in the other countries
>would it be worth it financially to sell my moped in Finland and fly back to Sweden? i do not plan on keeping it after the trip

Also, please feel free to recommend things to do or see (mostly see, I am a stingy fuck) along the way!

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest visiting the ripe watermelon fields of Russia's Kherson Oblast.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly that's a bit too far off-course for this trip, but maybe another time if I start craving adrenaline really badly

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    update: mom told me to get a job instead, might have to postpone this

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    update: i am now gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not, you should consider the rope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you are not gay, how did I find your semen in my lower intestines?
        curious

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>what is the cheapest way to get from southern Sweden to Poland (with a moped)?

    Ferry. Type in Sweden Poland ferry and you'll find it.

    Also you're missing out on Denmark.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I realize that, I was mostly wondering what ferry is the cheapest option. Thanks anyway though

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From memory, the ferry from Ystad should be the cheapest if you're in Skåne, but it probably depends on where in the South you start from.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drive through the allegedly easy-to-access Leningrad oblast of Russia
    >allegedly easy-to-access
    Bro you are 12 months too late, you are better off just use a ferry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going through Russia is cool though. I'll double check the e-visa stuff

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    based
    I'd avoid Belarus and russia tho. The border crossing between Poland and Belarus has just been closed and I don't see it being re-opened anytime soon. And Russia can mobilize foreigners now so yeah, you wouldn't want that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And Russia can mobilize foreigners
      Source or GTFO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://ru.usembassy.gov/travel-advisory-russia-do-not-travel-february-12-2023/
        >Russia may refuse to acknowledge dual nationals’ U.S. citizenship, deny their access to U.S. consular assistance, subject them to mobilization, prevent their departure from Russia, and/or conscript them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro Belarus and Russia would be the coolest parts of the trip, so if I wouldn't be able to go through there I might as well wait until the situation cools down

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >highschool kid
    >travels alone on a moped, hundreds of km/s from home
    Proszę visit me in Poland my friend. You can sleep on my couch for free, I like travelers, am very fun with me friends, we are football enthusiasts see.

    Send me your personal info at [email protected], no need to tell your parents :)) haha

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go straight to belarus cuz it's the best
    also you aren't white

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