Well, here's my worst trip. Waking up in Hotel Shahams'abad in Mauritania, and holy shit.

Well, here's my worst trip. Waking up in Hotel Shahams'abad in Mauritania, and holy shit. It's the fucking worst. I hate Mauritania. There's this random guy crouched in the corner of the room. Either he came in during the night while I was asleep or he was already there but I didn't see because it was so dark due to the lack of indoor lighting. He didn't speak a word of english but I managed to somewhat gesture into understanding that he was there standing guard over me. I checked my wallet, 50 bucks were gone. He stared at me and kept repeating "Tip. Tip." I left the hotel, and the receptionist wanted to complain that I was lodging in the wrong room, and that the local militia was coming to do what they call "Al-majalavat". From my understanding it means that you will get beaten and dropped off in the desert. I didn't want any trouble, so I had to give up my 500$ custom embroidered Rick and Morty leather jacket. This shitty day couldn't get any worse, right? I was looking for directions on my googlephone, and the last time the maps were updated was in 2007. The road data is completely out of sync. I ended up just trying to get to the plaza in Shahams'abad, because I knew there were people there from the Mauritanian Government Tourism and Recreation Board. I was desperate to just get the fuck out of this shithole, and I hadn't even seen the great sands yet like I had planned to that morning. On the way to the plaza, I notice a man wearing a thick cotton shirt that was sleeveless. The graphic on it was a black sun. I thought it was strange, and as he noticed me staring at him, he dabbed. What a weird fucking place. Just as I was a block away from the plaza, I hear a commotion in the next alley. I see what looks like it could have come straight out of a horror movie. (1/2)

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    (2/2) Adult men are watching, and placing bets, on a chimp fighting a boy that looked like he couldn't have been older than 15, and the boy looked severely malnourished. He was covered in bruises. As I paused to look, the men noticed me. I saw them gesture something to the crowd behind them, and soon they pulled out sticks and were starting to approach me. The next few moments are a blur, but I have never ran so fast, ever. I finally make it to the tourist guide personnel, after going the most roundabout route to shake my pursuers. I explain everything that happened and voice my concern about how I don't want to stay in a dangerous place like this. The young woman dressed in somewhat professional looking attire laughs in my face. "This no good place for you! The great sands are 300 km away! Here you will trouble. We have bus leaving tonight to airport, take pamphlet." I am breathless. The rest of the trip was uneventful, however on the way to the airport the bus broke down 5 times and smelled like the inside of a ripe camel carcass. I am never coming back to Mauritania, except I will recommend it to people who piss me off. Let them go through that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pic OP, what lens did you use?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually this fucking stupid? Actually open and look at the picture you fucking sperg.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had to give up my 500$ custom embroidered Rick and Morty leather jacket
    You deserved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, I got it made for me back when watching it wasn't a redditor thing. Thing was pretty sweet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has always been a Redditor thing since inception. Dan Harmon is peak Reddit energy.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you go to Mauritania in the first place? If you did a few Google searches before going you'd know it's a massive shithole.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and as he noticed me staring at him, he dabbed
    based and epicpilled

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad OP. Most bait threads here lack any semblance of creativity or humor so this is above average but needs more work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Rick and Morty jacket is what ruined it for me. Gave the game away.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i could almost believe it otherwise

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the reddit jacket gives the larp away. You were doing good, just focus on subtlety.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everyone feel the need to larp on this board? Broke mfs that never even took a plane ride making up all kinds of shit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's this random guy crouched in the corner of the room. Either he came in during the night while I was asleep or he was already there but I didn't see because it was so dark due to the lack of indoor lighting
    hate when this shit happens. always in third world shitholes too

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