What are some neat things you can do in Tijuana besides getting pussy?

What are some neat things you can do in Tijuana besides getting pussy?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get beheaded with a chainsaw by the cartels

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get drunk and eat donkey shit before getting pegged by a midget.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    authentic origin of the dish known as nachos

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    plastic surgery

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know where to get a gun in TJ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be easier to just hide them in a car crossing the border then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who want guns in Mexico buy them in the US

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        or get them from Eric Holder for free

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gott EM but seriously not one talks about this any more. why?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          see the more you lost.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there much in the way of public transport crossing from Mexico to California?
    Can you get like a cheap Greyhound to do the trip?
    And how likely is it that they'll bother to check a vaxpass at the border?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Dukeposter

      You'll have to be patient if you plan to use public transport and cross one of the busiest borders in the world. It's easier to get out than back in, and there are spots that are better for that but don't be surprised if you're strip searched and grilled to death. I honestly wouldn't recommend that. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there cross-border car rental agencies right around there? Unless you're clearly a coke mule it would be far less of a hassle to just rent a car for a few hours and then take the public transit within the country.

      Going in to US yeah you'll get hit up for a vaccination card but going out I'm not sure honestly. It's pretty touch and go now so you'd need someone who has travelled there recently to tell you.

      When I went to Tijuana they didn't even check it going in to Mexico but the US border guards were not fucking around going back (probably more due to the amount of narcotics that flow through that particular border).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a big craft beer scene if you're into that. Also food, soccer, some live music

        >Is there much in the way of public transport crossing from Mexico to California?
        Public transit in CA will get you to the border crossing but you have to walk across. TJ itself has minimal public transit but most of the attractions are near the border so taxis/uber will be cheap
        >And how likely is it that they'll bother to check a vaxpass at the border?
        Mexico doesn't require a vaccine. The US does I believe but only for non-citizens.

        Thanks for the replies, gents.
        Yes I'm not a US national and I want to visit this summer. No vaxpass. So flying in to the US at this time seems unlikely.
        I was wondering if maybe I flew to Mexico first, the southern border guards might be more likely to be looking for drug/gun/people traffickers than "antivaxxers" and then I could just drive through or get a bus or something but it seems that's risky too now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope all u need is driver license by car.
        the border guy ask you a few questions about were you were born,etc...to get a sound of your voice, they can tell...takes 2-3 hours to get back in the U.S. by car depnding when you leave.
        gas is $1.02per liter.(22pesos)
        about 3.25 a gallon.
        I live near national city and dont pay Biden prices for gas or any bogus Amercian dental and medical procedures prices in the almighty U.S.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And if I don't have a license to produce?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's really not all that bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a big craft beer scene if you're into that. Also food, soccer, some live music

      >Is there much in the way of public transport crossing from Mexico to California?
      Public transit in CA will get you to the border crossing but you have to walk across. TJ itself has minimal public transit but most of the attractions are near the border so taxis/uber will be cheap
      >And how likely is it that they'll bother to check a vaxpass at the border?
      Mexico doesn't require a vaccine. The US does I believe but only for non-citizens.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ew why would you want to go to mexico

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    10+ replies and nobody has said donkey show
    cmon man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's not real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this.

      Because it's not real.

      Of course it is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not. Google it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          google what exactly? some incel ramblings?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tijuana donkey show, you fucking idiot. Are you senile? Did you forget what you were talking about?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the hell is that? I'm at work I don't think I should google it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not the guy who brought up the donkey shows? You can google, you're not going to find anything NSFW.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                please just tell me. If my history on this computer shows "donkey shows" I think I'll get fired.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have a computer at home, or a phone?
                It's an urban legend that says you can go to Tijuana and watch a woman get fucked by a donkey.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    beaches

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides? hmm idk maybe drink long drinks?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    See a Lucha Libre match

    Also head a couple hours South to Hussong's Cantina in Ensenada, the bar where the Margarita was created in October 1941.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Donkey shows

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don don donki shows

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up.

      OPs photo was a donkey show?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. A wholesome donkey show. The donkey was singing too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh cool! how did they teach the donkey to sing? is it real?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, look it up on google images, photo's of donkey shows don't exist because the thing itself doesn't exist.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything other then cheap pussy in the southern hemisphere worth seeing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy that feels good is nice too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I too enjoy a good feeling vagina ohne gummi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mein Neger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is better? Colombia or El Salvador for cooming.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        El Salvador will be based soon, but right now maybe not so much.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their president is awesome right now though. Hope he's President for life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the tacos and margaritas?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat tacos

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bean pussy is best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer rice pussy, but to eat their due.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look for the mexican grizzly bear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Mexico has bears dude, too far South.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Restaurant scene is pretty good, excellent quality meals for 1/3rd the price you'd pay in the U.S. Delicious seafood, tacos obvi, and many other types of world cuisine.

    There are a ton of craft breweries in the main downtown, as well as some great cocktail bars. Casino as well if gambling is your thing.

    If outside the downtown region is your thing, Playas de Tijuana is a nice place to visit. You can see the U.S. fence/side and see the differences up close. (U.S. side is a shitty park with border agents everywhere, Mexico side is a beach boardwalk with many places to eat, as well as beaches, and other touristy stuff.)

    Like another said, there's usually some kind of event going on. Concerts at Black Box, or the soccer stadium. There's soccer games, baseball, bull fighting, AAA wrestling. Even further on, would be Parque Morelos. Its their version of Central Park, theres a museum, zoo, and trails to walk/chill at. Pretty safe family friendly place.

    If you're gonna spend a whole day there to see more things, I highly suggest you stay the night. There are great hotels there that cost under $99 a night, like the Grand Hotel, Real Inn, or Lucerna. If you want closer to downtown Hotel Ceasars or Cascada (the one next to Hong Kong in the red light district) are also decent options. If you want something new but more expensive, then Hotel Lafayette just opened up and has great reviews.

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