What are the best cities for clubbing other than Berlin?

Any in cheaper cities? Any that go all week instead of only the weekends?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nyc
    miami
    tokyo
    ibiza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mykonos > ibiza

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a gay man. The only good place in Mykonos is Void.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine actually thinking America is a good club destination. One of the reasons I travel is to go to actual clubs outside of the US where people are there to have fun, not to just post Instagram and Snapchat stories.

      https://i.imgur.com/qId8hnn.jpg

      Any in cheaper cities? Any that go all week instead of only the weekends?

      Krakow
      Budapest
      London (not cheap, but the club drug culture there is top notch)
      Mexico City is on the up

      MonteBlack coast.
      Albania(idk, which city just one coastal)
      Chersonisos.(popular with dutch people)
      Albufeira(good place but alot of brits)
      Prague(slavic woman & cheap drinks)
      Warsaw(Cheap,slavic woman & dangerous)
      Côte d'Azur(Expansive, overcrowded. one big night life area.)

      >Warsaw
      >Dangerous
      Naw m8, Poland never felt unsafe in the slightest to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The US is a great coom destination for non-American whites, especially less traveled regions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That goes for literally anywhere (if you're white), women like the idea of a foreign man to bang.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wheres good in Mexico city?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely hate clubbing in the US and Canada. The bouncers are always fricking buttholes and they charge an arm and a leg.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You took the word right out of my mouth anon. I understand dealing with drunk buttholes all night takes a toll on people but when abroad I never deal with butthole bouncers. What's the deal? You would think some clubs would realize not having butthole bouncers would be part of their customer service but no, they are all buttholes. On of the main reasons I live abroad is to not have to deal with butthole bouncers when I go to the bar. Also cause rent is expensive as fricking hell in the west.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Miami has good clubs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        london is great if you have unlimited money and like partying with the worst people in the world

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have a lot of money. where should I go clubbing in London?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NYC

      i live here, can tell you for a fact its shit, overpriced, and full of crackheads, go literally anywhere else, you could probably have a better time in fricking saint louis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      such a pleb answer its hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing you've never been to any of these places

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MonteBlack coast.
    Albania(idk, which city just one coastal)
    Chersonisos.(popular with dutch people)
    Albufeira(good place but alot of brits)
    Prague(slavic woman & cheap drinks)
    Warsaw(Cheap,slavic woman & dangerous)
    Côte d'Azur(Expansive, overcrowded. one big night life area.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ill check these out. thank you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, imagine giving advice when you say "idk". Clueless c**t. What's the difference between Vlore, Himare, Sarande and Dhermi?

      As for Warsaw being dangerous, you're absolutely deluded. I don't think you've been to any of these places.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chersonisos is nice, if you think away all the 18 year old boys being drunk trying to get some chick.

    Gyros is perfect late night meal. also why the frick do people throw fire works at night. some friends where thinking it was a shooting lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of being in Himare, Albania
      there's a really good gyros place there, really cheap too
      i was sitting in the hostel garden one evening and heard a load of loud bangs and shouting, I assumed it was fireworks and a party but the old albanian fella who owned the hostel said it was gunfire

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the abandon warehouses in montreal, AND you can get a free bj at the mens washroom in the montreal metro to top off your hedonistic night.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Madrid and Milan are great, Athens is good too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't have a 24/7 club in his city

    why live?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its probably a shithole if its in Miami

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not necessarily a shithole but definitely not cheap nor easily accessible without some rudimentary Spanish. I was in Miami last week and my Brazilian Portuguese did me no good anywhere. Español is the lingua franca there unless you're around Haitians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a corporate super club in downtown Miami, club Space is across the street

        Not necessarily a shithole but definitely not cheap nor easily accessible without some rudimentary Spanish. I was in Miami last week and my Brazilian Portuguese did me no good anywhere. Español is the lingua franca there unless you're around Haitians

        Brazilians are up in Pompano Beach, a good hour from Miami with traffic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Those women should stop acting like they're 17. I feel disgusted they don't have better goals in their lives

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They make good money from tips + simps buy them drinks hoping they'll get laid (they never will, club girls usually go with bouncers/big shot drug dealer)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    glasgow has good techno if you are into that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'll ever be able to become a normalgay, I'm just picturing staying in pic related alone, there isn't even a bar stool to sit and feel less pathetic in it.
    >stay up in a corner with a bottle of beer like a weirdo
    >sit down alone in a corner like a weirdo
    >randomly approach a small group asking if there's room for one more to sit, get everyone looking at each other thinking I'm a weirdo, have someone make up an excuse for them to get up and leave if I stay quiet or talk too much
    Guess clubbing will never be my thing eh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's possible to club alone. How about gathering some friends anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's possible to really club when not alone, it really dampens your mood when you constantly have to look out for your buddies instead of just going with the flow.
        It is much better to pregame with friends though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my oldest friends and probably the biggest sperg I know had a genuine hobby of going to clubs on his own.
      He'd go to one of the biggest clubs in my city, buy MDMA from someone and just dance until the early hours. He might still do it, I've just haven't asked for a while.
      We would do something as a group, be heading home at about 12-1am and he'd go off to the club. Wouldn't even invite us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just bring a club and start bashing the hot chicks over the head. Then when security comes at you, act dumb and go "But I thought we were clubbing"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAIGON BRO!!! CHECK IT OUT. IT'S LIT!!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Astana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Astana
      Tell em about the scene there, how does it compare to Almaty?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just came to Berlin and got into Berghain last night, wasn't anywhere near as degenerate as I was told

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah cos the degeneracy is on weekdays in the basement venue
      otherwise the main room and panorama are just normal ravers and tourists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah cos the degeneracy is on weekdays in the basement venue
      otherwise the main room and panorama are just normal ravers and tourists

      How did you get in? Every time I try I got rejected and wore black like people told me. Honestly glad to hear it’s mostly just hype the bouncer there is such a gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I'm not a normie. It was me and my bf and we're both quite good looking and also naturally edgy.

        I've also been, felt similar. I don't know if I found "the" dark room, but I found "a" dark room, and it was just a bunch of gay men blowing each other. I walked in with my girlfriend and they even all got frightened and stopped, as if embarrassed... Quite weak! Then I had sex with my girlfriend in that room, and as I was just starting to come, some guy put his hand on my shoulder, ruining my orgasm...

        Yeah, that sucked. Rolling to the industrial electronica 4 hours after was cool, though.

        The club Kit-Kat seemed way more degenerate, and less pretentious. But this was a few years back, not sure if that's still true today.

        I swear this is just marketing. I went to all the dark rooms and there was nothing at all. Had to make up for it by letting other people find us there instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It was me and my bf
          there you go. Berghain is a gay club.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes, unironically. It is sometimes is 'mixed', but why the frick are straights going there thinking you arent going to see men deepthroating wiener is beyond me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's like going to the zoo. Looking at animals doing animal things. Sometimes it's fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've also been, felt similar. I don't know if I found "the" dark room, but I found "a" dark room, and it was just a bunch of gay men blowing each other. I walked in with my girlfriend and they even all got frightened and stopped, as if embarrassed... Quite weak! Then I had sex with my girlfriend in that room, and as I was just starting to come, some guy put his hand on my shoulder, ruining my orgasm...

      Yeah, that sucked. Rolling to the industrial electronica 4 hours after was cool, though.

      The club Kit-Kat seemed way more degenerate, and less pretentious. But this was a few years back, not sure if that's still true today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Been to Kit Kat and yeah it had the degeneracy feel to it so I guess I’m not missing anything not going to Berghain. Berlin is overrated af, there are way better places for clubbing, especially if you like getting laid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you think is better?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Barcelona or Budapest

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, I'm from Barcelona and the nightlife is basically shit. 90% tourist in the area of Pacha, Shoko, Opium... When I was in my early 20s, 10-15 years ago, there were plenty of tourist over there but it was 50/50, so it was nice.

              Most of the clubs just play fricking reggaeton or Latin music. Luckily you have some exceptions though.

              And from Sunday to Thursday, good luck finding some good nightlife.

              Answering OP's question, Sofia was a nice surprise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah but that's why it's fun. I don't want to deeply connect with your local culture when I go clubbing, I just wanna go to a place with other uninhibited tourists looking to hook up.

                Opium is top tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >go to a gay sex event
        >get mad at the fact its a gay sex event

        God, straightoids are the worst.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how hard is it to get in

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do you even do in a club

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dance, drink, pick up sloots, have fun and not be an autist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Newcastle upon Tyne. Very cheap (by UK standards), and always a mad night out because the locals have spent most of the last millenium drunk so have got good at it by now

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same boat here. I'm not the 10% so clubs are shit. Also, generally hate the music and vibe.

    Pubs, gigs and events all the way for me. Having an excuse to speak to people is +EV.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    could I ever possibly enjoy nightlife if I am 30 year old schizoid with glasses, 5'9", slightly chubby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much money do you have to blow on drinks/drugs/club bawds/bottle rats? That's all that matters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is what I don't understand about normies. it seems so expensive
        laufhaus with pro 'tutes is only 80 euro here

        and I cyberstalk my favorite camgirl and her sexy camgirl friends even pay for bottle service to have """"fun"""". what a waste of money

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The club bawds and bottle rats sell the illusion that you may get some pussy in exchange for providing them with drinks/drugs.

          That's the scam. Of course, you may score with them every now and then (I have). I didn't buy them drinks or drugs, just caught them at the right time of the night.

          The way to get them for sure is to be in the industry and provide them access (DJ, promoter, bouncer, club owner, etc) those dudes get pussy thrown at them every night.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >my favorite camgirl and her sexy camgirl friends even pay for bottle service

          They must be 0/10 wilderbeasts. NO semi-attractive girl would ever pay for bottle service, ever. She would have at least 5 simps buying everything for her and her friends.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            does it still show the girls name on the screen with the bottle service alarm and stuff when a guy buys it? that's what I saw on instagram and they are 10/10

            they're also wiggers who like to show off spending money and having designer clothes and stuff so idk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose each club has their own policies or whatever but at least in Miami they do shit like this all night, I guarantee a simp paid for Belkys birthday bash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can I go to a club even though I'm a beta homosexual
      Just take yourself out of the gene pool already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my genes are distributed in the gene pool with or without me
        and they will recombine to create people like me regardless what actions I take
        individuals do not significantly change the frequency of genes

        gene thinking is like pseudo-religion for grugs tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes just take drugs

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bucharest
    Istanbul
    London
    Prague

    Amsterdam was kinda dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amsterdam's scene got rekt by COVID and BLM cancel culture.

      The best club (De School) got cancelled over not posting enough black squares on their instagram back in 2020.

      There's rumors of them reopening though, a few other good places have been opening up as well.

      I think Amsterdam will be back up to speed in 2 years or so but yeah right now it sucks for clubbing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The best club (De School) got cancelled over not posting enough black squares on their instagram back in 2020.
        How did that spread to real life?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The best club (De School) got cancelled over not posting enough black squares on their instagram back in 2020.
          do you have any proof of this, or are you just full of shit

          Not full of shit. Can't be arsed explaining the whole thing but basically DS was a great safe space for all kinds of weirdos.
          No photo's allowed inside and a pretty harsh door-b***h that kept all the clueless tourists out. In the lobby you'd often find people changing into fetish gear and they had a dark room with people having sex (mostly gays though).

          Obviously a large part of this exact crowd fell hard for the BLM movement and was bored out of their mind not being able to club in lockdown, so they cancelled DS for not being loud enough in the midst of BLM.

          Basically DS was a great club with lots of cool art on display and a chill atmosphere with sprinkles of degeneracy on top, perhaps a Berghain Light. Management couldn't be fricked dealing with all the BLM virtue signaling and they said frick it, we're closing the whole thing down if people start b***hing about the amount of women and people of color in our team.

          I hope they come back because most other clubs in Amsterdam are normie tier with shitty latin house music and the crowd that comes with it.
          At least in DS you could just do your thing in the dark, unbothered to good techno.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The best club (De School) got cancelled over not posting enough black squares on their instagram back in 2020.
        do you have any proof of this, or are you just full of shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BLM cancel culture.... in fricking Amsterdam
        I'd love to hear more about this

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clubbing is for simps, bawds and pretentious homosexuals. Find an illegal rave and actually havee fun

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone recommend some London clubs or just a general are where the nightlife is good for partying?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://ra.co/guide/uk/london

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brisbane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ive had some sick nights in Brisbane but Melbourne is still the only decent city for clubbing in Australia ,even after the covid frickery.

      I do think Brisbane will eventually surpass Melbourne if they get some 24 hour licenses and the youth keep moving there. Melbourne keeps revoking their own 24 hour licenses and the place is continually becoming unliveable for youth, has a toxic "woke" culture thats anti-fun, and the weather is shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Melbourne has the most european weather in Australia how can you say that it's shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's on the flux point between two weather systems so it is regularly windy (the worst element) and changes constantly "4 seasons in a day" where it can be cold as frick in the morning, windy/cloudy/raining during the day, small patch of sunshine and warmth in the arvo, then rainy and cold at night again. With a variably long winter starting around Late-April and a terribly windy spring. It rains less total volume than Sydney, but it rains on more days throughout the year. Its also pretty humid, so whilst the Celsius doesn't drop the wind blows right through you.

          That being said you can have great years/summers and terrible ones. This year has been particularly nice imo with a consistently hot summer, sunny and dry autumn with winter being cold but not too wet.
          Its just constantly in flux and variable, no consistency like in Europe.

          Brisbane is subtropical, and since energy prices are now fricked most of my friends are freezing their balls off in winter and want to move somewhere warmer that didnt traumatize them with 2 years of Covid lockdown insanity.
          Sydney has the best of both worlds being between temperate and subtropical. Too bad its an expensive cultural hole filled with people from Sydney.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tbilisi, Georgia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      +1 for Bassiani and Khidi

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It this a repurposed gas chamber or something. They look like they're in an oven.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sao Paulo is decent

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >why do you guys like clubbing?
    because i like dancing to music, what kind of moronic question is that?
    did you know you are supposed to go to places where they play music you like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dancing to music
      I hardly call the shit that they play in clubs "music", just the same soulless tin can EDM sounds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit man, you did it! You proved that electronic music isn't music and that nobody can dance to it anymore! Congratulations!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the best cities for clubbing other than Berlin?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico City was pretty awesome. Hired a local host to set up bottle service at private clubs in the condesa

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese clubs are the best. hands down amazing. Buy a bottle, and the women fight over you.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically speaking:

    If I was to stop in the Netherlands for a weekend this fall, where would I go to ask for some real M?
    the Red Light District?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't got to the Red Light for that shit, you'll get scammed since they prey on tourists there.

      Go to a smartshop when it's quiet and not busy and befriend the sales person, they'll be able to point you in the right direction. Or get in on the "right" pub crawl and you'll find a guy. Basically befriend the people who's job it is to facilitate a good time.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best club in NYC for degenerate activity? I've been to a few but have been mostly let down by how tame they are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t go to New York it’s so sanitized and there is 10 dudes for every 1 girl plus very expensive and like the other anons said butthole bouncers who are simps. I live here and European nightlife btfo the club scene here, plus no fatties and annoying entitled clout chasers with finance sugar daddies

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most fun I've ever had clubbing was unironically in Las Vegas.

    Sure it's expensive as shit, but every single club has a top-of-the-line DJ and is full of 1000+ people who traveled there from all over the country just to party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that hakkasan? isnt it $100+ if you're a man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got something called Las Vegas Party Pass which was around $100 and gave me access to several clubs + other places like daytime pool parties for 3 days I think. I went to Omnia (with Steve Aoki as DJ), Hakkasan, and a pool party at Wet Republic with Lil Jon headlining. Really cool experience, but obviously pricy.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only worthwhile experience in nyc is Brooklyn mirage and even then it’s shit compared to any other venue in europe. Nyc and america in general attracts the worst foreigners who are entitled and rich and snotty. In Europe clubs are just more fun and there’s less annoying shit to deal with

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barcelona
    Budapest
    Hamburg

    All three are top tier cities to party

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