If I have people sat next to me, then the window seat. I hate having to get up everytime some weak bladder b***h needs to take a piss. If I'm basically free on my row, then the aisle seat as it gives a little more leg room.
I don't get how people have to piss so much, nothing worse than an english man full of beer needs to piss every 30 minutes.
Just go to the bathroom before the plane ride, if the person on the isle gets up to piss and you think you need to piss get up with them make it easier
For me it's not having to piss, it's not being able to piss during the final 40 minutes of the flight (aka preparing to land) that gets to me mentally. Even if I don't have to pee I still try. nothing worse than having to pee but unable to.
Long flight, row 11 in your pic or equivalent. Won't recline, but I can't recline comfortably (I feel like I'm sliding forward out of the seat all the damn time, and have never been able to sleep in a plane) so I don't mind that. Aisle seats for strong preference, aisle seat in a middle section is fine. Bulkhead row is also fine -- love me some leg room. Too poor to fly Business/1st.
Short flights, it doesn't matter.
If you are flying into a tight connection, sit closer to the front.
Me, being forever alone... >Long flight:
Aisle because i want to go take a shit without anyone noticing. Back of plane, because i want to see everbody with the less people seeing me, but not last row because they don't recline. >Short flight:
I don't need to piss or shit, so i take the window, and second to last row for the same reasons than long flight.
This, airline companies tend to fill seats from the front, so if you wish to pick a seat you're more likely to have an empty seat next to you if you go to the back.
On a 737 (especially Southwest), a middle seat just behind the wings. The middle seat has the most under-seat storage space, enough for my bag and my legs, as well as twice the opportunity to shoulder-surf a movie. Behind the wing because it's usually the last open spot, has the least turbulence, and you get to watch the wing do aircraft-like things.
I have no preference at all on short flights.
As for long flights, I can't sleep anyway, so I prefer aisle so I can get up more frequently and stretch my legs. I also like to be as close as possible to the back, for easier flight attendant acces and to reduce my anxiety about standing up to either go to the toilet or just to stretch my legs.
>I also like to be as close as possible to the back
Only problem with that is that on long planes, the fuselage flexes during even mild turbulence and the back is like being on the end of a diving board. I've noticed it more in 747s than any other plane.
i travel alot for work, usually little hopper flights that are less than 2-3 hours. i pay for my own tickets through my personal travel credit card and get reimbursed. all my miles/points go to me. i use these for my own personal travel or the odd long haul business trip upgrade. not hard to suss out.
>You're a moron if you voluntarily pay 140% more to be slightly more comfortable and deplane 6 minutes before the rest of passengers
The eternal cry of the terminally poor
I have had good luck recently at the back of the plane where, for some reason the rear rows were often empty, allowing me to swap to a window seat in an empty row (row 33 or 34 on a 787-8)
if you are transfering or otherwise doing something time sensitive when you arrive try to get towards the front, if it's a long flight try to get a seat with 1 or more empty seats next to it if possible, also being able to at least see if toilet is busy or not is helpful
The further forward you sit, the quieter it will be. Aisle seats will be less likely to get motion sickness if that's a thing for you, and if you're really sensitive sit 2/3rds of the way back on the wing, it'll be the most stable spot on the plane. I like aisle because I'd rather get up to let people out than bug people to get up for me.
Cram you into the fricking plane like cattle. It's unbelievable man. I hate flying - domestic or international. The moment I walk into an airport. Christ I nearly go insane. c**ts everywhere. Blazers. homosexual flight attendants. And they make you spread your legs and submit all your belongings and shit c**t and then cram you on the plane.
Do you know recently in Australia there was some issue with a plane and it had to remain on the tarmac for something like 5+ hours before take off? They had to sit in the plane. Couldn't get out. Wouldn't disembark. If someone wanted to fricking chill outside for a bit of fresh air - the answer was no. But alert the local Channel 7 news about it - and literally BRING c**tS ON THE PLANE with cameras to film the whole thing, camera in your face while you're fricking sitting there waiting, to film your misery for a bit of news fodder that evening, then they fricking GET OFF THE PLANE, and you have to sit there, legs touching with the fat c**t next to you? It's insane. Fricking inhuman. I hate planes c**t they drive me mad.
I always pick the same seat, 1B (if available) >very front of plane but not too close to bathroom >store both personal and carry on in the overhead >no possibility of person in front of you reclining >can be the very first off the plane >can bond with / chat up the FA’s
Always window. I can be comfy in my own little world. Tune everything out and enjoy the view. Or take a nap.
Aisle sucks cause you have to get up all the time. People bump into you. You have to pass food and trash around for the FA.
I’ve taken the middle seat once on an 11 hour flight. NEVER AGAIN. Worst of both worlds. Getting up, being disturbed all the time, no views, idiotic struggle for the armrests. It’s only bearable when flying with someone else.
As for where on the plane. I usually fly economy with extra legroom, so there isn’t much choice. Almost always above the wing, sadly enough.
If I have people sat next to me, then the window seat. I hate having to get up everytime some weak bladder b***h needs to take a piss. If I'm basically free on my row, then the aisle seat as it gives a little more leg room.
>I hate having to get up everytime some weak bladder b***h needs to take a piss
I feel personally attacked
I don't get how people have to piss so much, nothing worse than an english man full of beer needs to piss every 30 minutes.
Just go to the bathroom before the plane ride, if the person on the isle gets up to piss and you think you need to piss get up with them make it easier
Not the guy your responding to but i need to piss a lot like once an hour so i always sit by the aisle.
Ya'll need to get your prostate examined.
Males need to piss more than females, it's about marking your territory or something.
>Males need to piss more than females
Factually wrong, its the other way around. You need to see a doctor.
kek
For me it's not having to piss, it's not being able to piss during the final 40 minutes of the flight (aka preparing to land) that gets to me mentally. Even if I don't have to pee I still try. nothing worse than having to pee but unable to.
I spend the time in airport slamming beers then slamming free beers on the plane then needing to piss non stop all 9 hr flight so aisle it is
What airport has the cheapest beers? Every place I go wants $20 for a fricking bud light.
PDX requires vendors to sell shit 'duty free' or at fair market price or whatever. You can get a beer for $7-$8 instead of $14
In NAIA beers are 1 dollar, same as outside prices. Or you can pay 15 dollars and go to the executive lounge and eat and drink as much as you can
same but I always sit window. The frickers sitting next to me can get up when I want to go.
its called being hydrated. you clearly arnt drinking enough water.
This is why I pick the isle seat.
>t. weak bladder b***h
>tfw can go without pissing for a full 8+ hour flight
tfw your piss is pikachu yellow after a 8+ hour flight
Window before the wing
-quieter
-can usually go to front toilet
-good view
-elbow room
Long flight, row 11 in your pic or equivalent. Won't recline, but I can't recline comfortably (I feel like I'm sliding forward out of the seat all the damn time, and have never been able to sleep in a plane) so I don't mind that. Aisle seats for strong preference, aisle seat in a middle section is fine. Bulkhead row is also fine -- love me some leg room. Too poor to fly Business/1st.
Short flights, it doesn't matter.
If you are flying into a tight connection, sit closer to the front.
Me, being forever alone...
>Long flight:
Aisle because i want to go take a shit without anyone noticing. Back of plane, because i want to see everbody with the less people seeing me, but not last row because they don't recline.
>Short flight:
I don't need to piss or shit, so i take the window, and second to last row for the same reasons than long flight.
This, airline companies tend to fill seats from the front, so if you wish to pick a seat you're more likely to have an empty seat next to you if you go to the back.
The cheapest one
On a 737 (especially Southwest), a middle seat just behind the wings. The middle seat has the most under-seat storage space, enough for my bag and my legs, as well as twice the opportunity to shoulder-surf a movie. Behind the wing because it's usually the last open spot, has the least turbulence, and you get to watch the wing do aircraft-like things.
>opportunity to shoulder-surf a movie
kek what year is this?
Window seat behind the wing always, on short flights I don't get up and on longer ones I sleep most of the journey
Always try to look up the window/seat positions beforehand since some airlines frick it up and misalign them really bad
long flight on OP's plane: aisle seat anywhere between row 3 and 9. preferably 7 or 8 or 9 for less noticeable turbulence.
short flight: some window seat that's not above or right behind the wing. i hate the extra noise there, and the lack of good view.
i need to exercise my legs, thus aisle seat on long flights.
I have no preference at all on short flights.
As for long flights, I can't sleep anyway, so I prefer aisle so I can get up more frequently and stretch my legs. I also like to be as close as possible to the back, for easier flight attendant acces and to reduce my anxiety about standing up to either go to the toilet or just to stretch my legs.
>I also like to be as close as possible to the back
Only problem with that is that on long planes, the fuselage flexes during even mild turbulence and the back is like being on the end of a diving board. I've noticed it more in 747s than any other plane.
The pilots seat cuz you’ll be in charged
day flight window seat, those nice views
night flight aisle, to escape death easier
always exit row if available
the extra leg room and ban on fatties and oldgays is worth whatever they charge extra
also window over aisle i'd rather be annoying than annoyed
None. All 737s are shit snd you should feel bad for flying on one
This. I flew on SW the other day and it was fricking poverty tier
>not binge drinking IPAs and eating a dozen boiled eggs the night before a flight so you can stink up the whole cabin
>no business class
No can do
Aisle seat as close to the exit as possible, without paying for one of the premium seats.
1a
I like the window seat but feel a bit awkward when I have to move everyone when I have to go pee
https://www.seatguru.com/
Anything in first or business class, anything else is a poorcope
You're a moron if you voluntarily pay 140% more to be slightly more comfortable and deplane 6 minutes before the rest of passengers
>he doesnt have platinum status off his job/points card
skill issue.
tell us more about platinum status friend
i travel alot for work, usually little hopper flights that are less than 2-3 hours. i pay for my own tickets through my personal travel credit card and get reimbursed. all my miles/points go to me. i use these for my own personal travel or the odd long haul business trip upgrade. not hard to suss out.
>You're a moron if you voluntarily pay 140% more to be slightly more comfortable and deplane 6 minutes before the rest of passengers
The eternal cry of the terminally poor
I have had good luck recently at the back of the plane where, for some reason the rear rows were often empty, allowing me to swap to a window seat in an empty row (row 33 or 34 on a 787-8)
The one that gives you a clear view of the engine and wing, watching the spoilers and flaps move is entertaining as frick.
if you are transfering or otherwise doing something time sensitive when you arrive try to get towards the front, if it's a long flight try to get a seat with 1 or more empty seats next to it if possible, also being able to at least see if toilet is busy or not is helpful
back because i'm a poorgay
18C.
The further forward you sit, the quieter it will be. Aisle seats will be less likely to get motion sickness if that's a thing for you, and if you're really sensitive sit 2/3rds of the way back on the wing, it'll be the most stable spot on the plane. I like aisle because I'd rather get up to let people out than bug people to get up for me.
Cram you into the fricking plane like cattle. It's unbelievable man. I hate flying - domestic or international. The moment I walk into an airport. Christ I nearly go insane. c**ts everywhere. Blazers. homosexual flight attendants. And they make you spread your legs and submit all your belongings and shit c**t and then cram you on the plane.
Do you know recently in Australia there was some issue with a plane and it had to remain on the tarmac for something like 5+ hours before take off? They had to sit in the plane. Couldn't get out. Wouldn't disembark. If someone wanted to fricking chill outside for a bit of fresh air - the answer was no. But alert the local Channel 7 news about it - and literally BRING c**tS ON THE PLANE with cameras to film the whole thing, camera in your face while you're fricking sitting there waiting, to film your misery for a bit of news fodder that evening, then they fricking GET OFF THE PLANE, and you have to sit there, legs touching with the fat c**t next to you? It's insane. Fricking inhuman. I hate planes c**t they drive me mad.
First class for me.
I always pick the same seat, 1B (if available)
>very front of plane but not too close to bathroom
>store both personal and carry on in the overhead
>no possibility of person in front of you reclining
>can be the very first off the plane
>can bond with / chat up the FA’s
windows, I like to sleep against the wall
Window, other than that I couldn't care less
In business class, peasant
Always window. I can be comfy in my own little world. Tune everything out and enjoy the view. Or take a nap.
Aisle sucks cause you have to get up all the time. People bump into you. You have to pass food and trash around for the FA.
I’ve taken the middle seat once on an 11 hour flight. NEVER AGAIN. Worst of both worlds. Getting up, being disturbed all the time, no views, idiotic struggle for the armrests. It’s only bearable when flying with someone else.
As for where on the plane. I usually fly economy with extra legroom, so there isn’t much choice. Almost always above the wing, sadly enough.