What sort of preparations are necessary for a 16-hour flight?

What sort of preparations are necessary for a 16-hour flight?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drugs to stave off boredom

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saw off your legs so you don't have to deal with them cramping

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's surprising,I thought USA and Russia would banned flights over each other's airspace

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have, no usa airlines fly over russia, and obviously most countries (even those not participating in sanctions) refuse to allow stolen planes by russians into their airspace, but even then flying in countries that allow russian planes (ssj and few western planes that russians owned) is impractical when so much is airspace around russia is closed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I flew from Seoul-SF and they delayed our plane because they had to get Russian permission to fly over due to lack of mechanical certification to fly too far out in the ocean. I think they call this shit e-tops certified or something

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >comfortable clothes
    >some kind of hoodie for cold
    >a book or two
    >movies/music in your phone
    >some way to charge your phone
    >good headphone
    >extra clothes in hand luggage is always a good idea
    >some food (I mean chocolate, sweets and things like that, not a chicken) you like if you are flying coach
    I also like to have a notebook and a pen with me when I stay too much time alone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Book and tablet with movies preloaded, pair of headphones, ideally compact over the ear noise canceling headphones, snacks, one of those neck support pillows, a blanket (normally provided or just ask for one)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      le gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >some food (I mean chocolate, sweets and things like that, not a chicken) you like if you are flying coach
      I've never taken a long (10+ hours) flight where the airline doesn't give out snacks whenever you ask. there's usually a bunch of shit to eat, on Asian routes they typically have instant ramen too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have a massive shit and eat food that'll keep you from going to the toilet.

      >2023
      >not taking a whole roasted chicken with you on your flight

      NGMI

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good night of sleep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A night without any sleep so you'll sleep on the plane.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Worse advice ever. Tried once, never again, the headaches, man...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tried it once because of booze and women, felt terrible at the gate but slept from takeoff in HKG to landing in FRA without even waking up for meal service, all that in LH economy.
          I can

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charcoal tablets
    Sleeping pills

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Benadryl (diphenhydramine)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Upgrade to lie-flat seat if you are not already booked into it.

    It's over for poorfags

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this 16 hours? It felt like 12 hours to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You probably flew before Putin started his war and closed Russian airspace.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Preparation H, because sitting in a seat for that long will make you literally butthurt.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you pee first
    There are no toilets on planes
    I mean whoever heard of a toilet up in the sky

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just kind of have to suffer through it, there's no easy way if you aren't in a lie flat seat

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nearly any flight of that length should have in-flight entertainment and usb charging. If not bring a battery pack and enjoy watching 3 or 4 movies or a book or 2. Try to maximize sleeping time (make yourself more tired than normal) and try to be constipated. Sleeping pills are for the weak.

    t. someone who flies from australia to europe

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's better for flying, opiates or benzos?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Benzos. Dope will make you sick and constipated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm. get bromazepam 3mg if you can. do a whole sheet as you board (or half a sheet if you're a fag or a woman), maybe a gin and tonic as soon as they serve drinks, and your flight will literally be over before you even know it. it's real life time travel and i will never fly without it again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you even get benzos without a prescription? Not even the pharmacies in Greece would sell me them without one
          I’m guessing you’re talking local in the states or dark web

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sweatpants
    No shoes
    Buy liquor at the Duty Free and mix it with the free soda they hand out on the plane. Or go ask different flight attendants for free beer so you don't get cut off.
    Stand up in the empty part near the middle door half the time.
    if you have to sit down bring two pillows so your ass doesn't die.
    if your are brave fap under a blanket

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesnt it just go in a straight line?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have to maintain the round earth lie somehow

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best preparation is to fly on a business class ticket.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bodily: You dont want to use the bathroom on plane if can be avoided. Plan Accordingly.

    Entertainment: Theres probably chargers on plane, and they have inflight movies. Bring w/e the fuck you feel like. If you can sleep great; I dont really sleep on planes.

    Seat: Dont get a middle seat. Fly on a low volume day if you can.

    Landing: Have a plan to get to your hotel. You dont wanna dick around after being trapped for 16hrs.

    It wasnt too bad 2bhonest

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're able to get the sleep-related benzos (ambien or lunesta) or their generics/Mexican equivalents, then try for that. I've flown Chicago to Tokyo (and back) six times, and each time the benzos were a life-saver.

    >Drink a little wine prior to dinner
    >When dessert comes, order a red wine
    >Right before eating dessert, pop 1 ambien & half a lunesta. Eat your dessert.
    >Sip your wine for a while
    >Use the bathroom one last time....
    Bam, you sleep in your seat for 8 hours, usually getting woken up to being told breakfast is being served.

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