What's the worst thing you've done while traveling?

What's the worst thing you've done while traveling?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    travel to culinary destinations and eat at global fast food chains

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >travel to culinary destinations and eat at global fast food chains
      me too, I'm a picky eater and I will eat italian pizzas and mcdonalds if I don't find the local food appealing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in Istanbul I ate pizza every day because the hostel was above a pizza joint

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me in Japan. But only because the person I went with refused to try any food

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a real shame. At least 90% of the fast food there is still fucking delicious

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im soory you traveled with a dipshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the person I went with refused to try any food
        they would eventually

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      VH?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first time in Japan, as soon as I left my luggage at the hotel lobby I went to the nearest McD, but not for a burger, but the apple pie, which it had been banned everywhere but nipland for over a decade.
      Pic only partialy related, took it a few days later in their Shibuya local

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        those were kino delicacy
        do they still serve them?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they never went away in Japan, and IIRC they brought them back to the west again

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >apple pie, which it had been banned everywhere but nipland for over a decade.
            except australia

            They sell them in germany too.

            Why would they be "banned"? Because of how ridiculously hot they are?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were removed from mc in all of europe for a fucking decade, at least

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >apple pie, which it had been banned everywhere but nipland for over a decade.
        except australia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this too, a lot. Everything except McDonald's is so fucking expensive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guilty at this. Even though there's usually good restaurants that are not too expensive

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to piss desperately and ended up taking a leak on the side of the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck Mormons. Good on you, Anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not worst place to piss. Although question is why would you visit SLC besides business?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's too poor to ski at Park City
        Embarassing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he skis in Utah
          embarassing
          t. Breckenridge

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Had to piss desperately and ended up taking a leak on the side of the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City.
      A LARP, but a damn funny one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fughken lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a similar experience when visiting NYC back in 2017
      Exploring Central Park on my own
      Was getting dark and suddenly desperately need a piss
      Very weak bladder
      Found a quiet place behind some bushes where nobody was around and did the business
      The relief was incredible
      Still have a v weak bladder so travelling can be challenging for me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol everybody pisses in bushes when they need to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao nice anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically doing the Lord's work. Mormons are a Satanic cult

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Utah
      >Oh, no so sad
      It's Utah. They're used to it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    screamed out heil hitler in vienna at 2am drunk

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that bad, I live near Vienna

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walked out of a hospital in pattaya and didn’t pay a ~$200 dollar hospital bill.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs and prostitutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pfft...thats in top 10 reasons TO travel

      I def stole from a store on accident in a country I wont name and was wondering why everyone was looking so shook when I walked out.

      To make matters worse I said to the clerk "I don't have change" in the local language when I meant to say "keep the change" I literally got the currency mixed up and handed him like 1/20th of the total price

      It wasn't til I racked my brain about this for 20 minutes on the cab to airport that I realizd what I had done

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stole from a store on accident
        How tf

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah exactly. I was totally sober but really stressed out bc I was running later than I normally would for my flight. I travel a lot and always get the local currency from the ATM and mixed up the value of the currency I handed over

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ive done that before as like a teenager when I stuck something in my pocket in order to carry more stuff up to the cashier. Fully intending to pay for my stuff, but forgot to take it out of my pocket when i got to the front

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In a country bored walking around the mall.
    >Decide to go to the supermarket on the ground floor.
    >Pretend like I'm shopping for groceries
    >open a bottle of tea or something, drink it while I'm waking around and walk out of the store
    >nothing happens I got away with stealing a 50 cent ice tea
    >go to different grocery store in same mall and try the same thing
    >about to walk out when 2 security guards catch me and take me to back room
    >demand I pay them 10 dollars in local currency
    >don't have it on me
    >take Sim card out of my phone and let me go walk back to my room and get 10 dollars
    >walk to my room and back to the mall
    >pay them 10 dollars get my sim card back and leave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dood i hate thieves I don't know it's one thing my moral compass disagrees with. I think it's bc I used to like to collect things and my collections meant everything to me and the only thing I worried about was someone stealing my bullshit stuff that is meaningless esp to me now. I hate stuff and love experiences like a RT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can, it's just bad form.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait. You cant eat the shit you are buying in the supermarket? I always drink the chocolate milk from my Safeway then when I leave I just give the cashier the empty chocolate milk I give her. Sometimes i eat the baked goods too. I just have to be honest and tell the cashier "it's actually two croissants, I ate one". No one has ever said anything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't buy it. I drank it while I was waking around then threw it in the trash can and walked out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a fucking cunt with no self-control.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually only buy groceries when I have no food in my house so by then im already hungry. Shopping while hungry just makes you binge buy. My strategy helps me from buying retarded shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do this too. Compared the amount of shit that just goes rotten in the fridge eventually compared to when I eat before going to the shop.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chill out fella

          I usually only buy groceries when I have no food in my house so by then im already hungry. Shopping while hungry just makes you binge buy. My strategy helps me from buying retarded shit.

          I do this too. Compared the amount of shit that just goes rotten in the fridge eventually compared to when I eat before going to the shop.

          Not a bad idea tbf, especially with inflation getting higher

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I remember when I was a kid my mum would open a bottle of coke when we walked around the shops and then make the cashier scan it at the checkout. It's totally legal and cool.

        You are a fucking cunt with no self-control.

        >He doesn't enjoy an occasional mid-shop snack and pay for it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats so cute, anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait. You cant eat the shit you are buying in the supermarket? I always drink the chocolate milk from my Safeway then when I leave I just give the cashier the empty chocolate milk I give her. Sometimes i eat the baked goods too. I just have to be honest and tell the cashier "it's actually two croissants, I ate one". No one has ever said anything.

      I didn't buy it. I drank it while I was waking around then threw it in the trash can and walked out

      you fat fucking retards cannot wait till you get out of the store to shove your face with corn syrup and sugar you disgusting degenerates

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was Oxford, I accidentally spat my phlegm on the street. Luckily no one was watching

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 12 i jerked off in a fitting room in the billabong store at Disneyland

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be in Anchorage Alaska
    >Australian, so all the drugged up inuits is something I'm not used to
    >walking towards downtown tourist area
    >some old Inuit man clearly on drugs is holding a bottle of medication and shaking like a leaf
    >drops the bottle and his medication spills out all over the footpath
    >keep walking
    I still feel bad about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      drugged up inuits vs drugged up abos would make an interesting venn diagram

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anchorage
      >Inuits
      very few Inuits in Anchorage, I think you mean yupik. they're eskimos, but not inuit. Also interior Indians
      t. Fairbanks

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hopped one of those turnstiles at a Paris train station.

    Tbf, I did try to pay but couldn't figure out how to use the credit card reader. Seeing as I can't speak French past a very basic level, I had no choice but to hop it when no one was looking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really bad. People used to just hold them open for people walking behind them, not been there since 2018 so I don't know if they still do that though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was living in Paris I told my friends (who got the wrong entrance so couldn't buy tickets) that they could just come behind me, no one would catch them. I told them people do it all the time. Almost immediately the controllers were there and we had to pay a fine. I paid for them out of shame.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is wholesome, bless you

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm traveling or in other people's homes, I tend to pee in the sink. This is because I'm often drunk and it's too much effort to turn on another lights, lift up the lid (or god forbid sit down and have to get up), make sure nothing splattered, and then wash hands. If I just use the sink it sounds like I was just washing up. I'm sorry but if I've stayed in your house, I probably used your sink. Other than that I guess just culinary things like dipping sashimi in onions sauce or putting a ridiculous amount of sumac on my rice in Persian restaurants.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You motherfucker. That was you??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting a ridiculous amount of sumac on my rice
      never an issue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes the budget hotel rooms or private rooms in hostels will only have a sink in it so I'll fill that bitch with my piss as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this at other people's houses because I get sexual gratification from it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A brass in Dubai told me she needed 1000 Dirham to get home to see her dying mother so I put the extra money on the table, burned it and then fucked her in the ashes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING LMFAO

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How’s the food in Fulsome?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've posted a longer version of this story a few years ago, but I can't find it on the archives, but essentially
    >met korean milf in vietnam while drunk during a 3 month trip across asia and europe
    >we fuck in her beachside bungalow
    >she asks for my email address (kek)
    >part ways
    >a week late shes begging to see me again, and said shell meet me on any leg of my journey i want
    >i say ok meet me in croatia in 2 months
    >she does and pays for a really nice hotel
    > as it's approaching i start to feel weird about it, and she sent me a pic and she was not as attractive as drunk me remembered
    >we meet in the croatian airport and I am very distant
    >the entire 4 days we were there i was very distant and tried to speak to her as little as possible
    >gave her one pity fuck
    >when i left awkwardly a few days later she was clearly pissed we never spoke again

    Sorry lady, I just felt too weird about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you even go through with it gay

      I raped a girl in Vietnam back in 1999. Wasn't anything hardcore but I still remember her face vividly and her crying. I still feel bad about it

      Based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she had already booked the hotel, and it was a very nice/expensive hotel and she got me yummy food

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You behave like a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading this.... yikes.
      However, this time I can relate to
      >tried to speak to her as little as possible
      since I fucked a asian mommy on a recent trip and she wouldn't go away after she drove me to the airport. She cried and just stood beside me, not saying much. Once I started going through security, I watched her walk back to her shitty car, knowing she'd probably never have another fuck like me again since I am skinny and 8 years younger than her and don't plan on going back to visit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I saw the picture of the thing you posted in another thread. Wouldn't fuck that even if I was drunk.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I raped a girl in Vietnam back in 1999. Wasn't anything hardcore but I still remember her face vividly and her crying. I still feel bad about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      story time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext and tell us why

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      please tell the full story lmao
      how tf does this even happen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasn't anything hardcore
      holy based.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came back home

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pulled a fat Brazilian in Florence went back to her apartment and fingered her. She was on her period but I was too drunk to realise. I staggered back to my hostel in the morning and I remember walking through the streets with hands covered in blood. When I finally got back to the hostel I realised that I had lost my passport and my flight was on Sunday (it was Friday). I couldn't remember where the girl lived (it's where I am sure I left it) so I immediately washed my hands, phoned the embassy in Rome and got on a train to get to the embassy and get a temporary passport before it closed. Unfortunately in my haste I got the wrong train (I got a regional). I fell asleep on the train and arrived in Rome but unfortunately it was much too late. I went back empty handed and missed my flight on Sunday.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL this is funny.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be on train in Pooland
    >Go to bathroom
    >There is (don't quite remember it maybe a poolander can help me out) like one bathroom for 5 carts. Something ridiculous.
    >Not a very long line
    >Ok whatever I can wait
    >The two people before me take THE longest shits in the world
    >Less and less I'm able to hold it in
    >Notice there is a 19 year old polish qt behind me
    >She doesn't say anything but it's obvious by her facial expression and movements that she REALLY needs to use the bathroom
    >Usually I'd be polite and let her go but I also REALLY can't hold it in
    >Door opens
    >She tries to budge Infront of me
    >"Oh no you don't!"
    >I try to take a fast shit so she can go next
    >It's relatively quick and I go out to let her use it
    >I see her crying and her daisy dukes wet
    >I look down in shame and for the rest of the train trip don't dare look at her
    To be fair if the polish werent so fucking retarded and actually had a decent amount of toilets on their trains this wouldn't have happened. In China practically every train cart has two bathrooms.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit a jaywalker in Guatemala with my RV most likely killing him. Kept driving.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spit from the eiffel tower and I heard a guy shouting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All u heard was "sacre bleau"

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink with group of fellow hostel travelers in a KTV in China
    >sing mulan rouge songs with hot White chick all night
    >we leave together
    >"hell yeah" I thought to myself
    >ask if I can go to her room
    >she agrees
    >we make out
    >I give her back massage
    >pull down her pants
    >she says "it's probably best you leave now"
    >I left
    >still drunk and horny I order the hotel whore on the advert card they slip under the door
    >She has a giant tiger tattoo on her stomach
    >I rail her for hours
    >condom breaks multiple times
    >she finishes me off with a bj
    >I tap her head but she didn't know that was the sign that I'm cooming.
    >coom in her mouth and she runs to the bathroom to spit it out
    >I tell the Chinese whore I want to take her back to the US with me
    >she says ok, leaves
    >comes back the next night but I pretend I'm not in the room
    I still don't understand what I did wrong with the first chick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Chick"

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are fucked up on this message board or they are lying. The worst i can think of is vomiting all over a couch in a bar in istanbul. I had a cold and all my mates kept handing me more vodka. We didn't pay or anything for couch, even the guy at the bar got a cab for me to the hotel.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wut

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In 2003 we went biking/camping across Cuba.
    After biking a 185 km day at 40C we were exhausted. So we spent 3 days in a city to rest.

    I went to a park to smoke cigarettes and two weirdos started talking to me in English, which was pretty rare.

    They told me there was a place we had to see and they could take us there for 20$, which was a LOT for us and for Cuba at that time.

    Since we had nothing to do and even walking was a pain, we decided to go.

    They took us in a car for about 30 minutes to a touristy cave, and we had to front more money for the entry. We were pissed.

    The cave was shit, it was filled with sweaty mexicans and cubans. Particularly there was a pool of water that was supposed to be divine. All the fatty mexicans we're putting the water on their face and praying after.

    We felt robbed, so we hold back on the tour and peed in the small pool of water.

    No ragrats.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most horrible and also embarrassing was probably taking a massive bump of what I thought was coke (it was ket) while already shitfaced in Barcelona, then fell over in the street and fucked my face as well as chipped a tooth, then went back to my hostel and tried to chat up a random girl while she was laying in bed at like 3am with my face covered in blood. Thankfully I was blacked out so I have no memory of this experience.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fukken lold

      >In country
      >Drinking all fucking day with family of girl I am staying with
      >We go out to club
      >Tequila out of nowhere
      >These fuckers can drink fast
      >I only really drink beers when I go out to stay out of trouble
      >Her family is a bunch of gangsters and rich dudes who "export mangos"
      >Yeah right
      >They keep feeding me alcohol like they are testing my resolve
      >Get way too drunk and pass out at the private table
      >Remember nothing after that
      >Wake up back at girlfriend's house

      Apparently these dudes carried me out of the club altogether and loaded me in to a car. Still had my phone, wallet, everything. The night cost me like $20 max. Woke up and fucked my girlfriend and started drinking again.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twist my ankle at the BEGINNING of the descent down Mt Fuji. The agonizing crawl down the mountain blew out my other knee since it had to take all of the impact. Last 2 days in Tokyo were thrown out the window

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Rome when I was 17. It was week 3 of a month long trip staying in hostels. I couldn't get any girls and was too embarrassed to jack off in a hostel room where everybody can hear me. In Rome I saw so many hot bitches in skimpy clothes, my dick was going to explode. I couldn't take it anymore.
    I was around the Tiber at night, the part that winds through the old part of the city. I went down the stairs until you're right up against the water and then hid behind a boat. Across the water was a lively restaurant but they couldn't see me. I took off my sock and jacked off in it. I exploded into the thing felt like it was drenched in water, then discarded it in the water, adding my seed to centuries of history. After the fact I actually thought a lot of about how many people throughout time jacked off there. No way I was the first.
    A week later in Amsterdam I got a hooker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also,
      I was in Switzerland for two days during the trip and refused to pay for the overpriced garbage everywhere. Stole all of my food from grocery stores. I also found out I needed to be 18 to buy weed in the Netherlands. Luckily it was pride week and some fag liked my twink look, I talked to him and then asked him to buy me weed. He did it happily, probably thinking he has me in the bag. Took the weed and then ditched him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was in Switzerland for two days during the trip and refused to pay for the overpriced garbage everywhere. Stole all of my food from grocery stores
        We can smell your skin color from here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In Rome I saw so many hot bitches in skimpy clothes, my dick was going to explode. I couldn't take it anymore.
      I was around the Tiber at night, the part that winds through the old part of the city. I went down the stairs until you're right up against the water and then hid behind a boat. Across the water was a lively restaurant but they couldn't see me.
      I thought this was going on a very.....different direction amd I almost called the jannies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw, I conquered, I came.
      Kek.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to Greece as a kid and I threw a bunch of temper tantrums, peed my bed, and threw up a few times.
    I was 10 years old

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to some mud volcano in Cartagena Colombia. It's about the size of a large jacuzzi. Everyone sits Iin the mud and rubs it all over their body and face. I have to pee, so let it go.
    mfw it floats to the top and spills all over the top layer. People trying to get away, everyone knows it's me or at least I think they do - which makes me look guilty so they do.
    People start getting out disgusted. I'm the last one sitting in there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lold hard thanks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucked a girl in a buddhist temple becuase I didn't have a private room, pretty sure you're not meant to do that
    lived in a cambodian meth den for a week

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      greentext it anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really worth a full greentext, was making out with her outside a convenience store and wanted to fuck but we were both staying in dorms. Tried to find a room but it didn't work and we ended up stumbling into a temple to do the deed as no one was around

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol what about the meth den experience. why did you live there

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some old Armenian invited me home and I sexually harassed him and peed on his floor
    Full story https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/lgbt/thread/25682337/#25682337

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus rolf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to some mud volcano in Cartagena Colombia. It's about the size of a large jacuzzi. Everyone sits Iin the mud and rubs it all over their body and face. I have to pee, so let it go.
      mfw it floats to the top and spills all over the top layer. People trying to get away, everyone knows it's me or at least I think they do - which makes me look guilty so they do.
      People start getting out disgusted. I'm the last one sitting in there.

      kek based

      I visited a rural village in a shit hole part of Bolivia. Some of the locals pointed me to farm and told me that in this town they fuck the animals.
      I was young and thought "I can do it here and never get caught"
      I fucked a cow and a chicken. The cow pussy was actually not bad at all. I used a condom on the chicken because I was scared of salmonella.
      It was dirt cheap as well.

      Exactly how do you have sex with a fucking chicken? Please elaborate.

      Thailand. Every time I would enter the country after that the immigration officer would stamp my passport and wave me through and then the computer system would lock up and they would tell me to wait and have to go get a supervisor. So I'd have to stand there for 5-10 minutes holding up the line and everyone looking at me and I'm just like yeah I'm a convicted drug user no big deal. Then supervisor would come and punch some buttons to unlock the computer and I would be free to go.

      Nice they treat me like this when I go to Philippines too

      >Never tipping in tip expecting countries, it's fine because I'd never go to the same place twice when traveling
      I often think about this because I'm from a non-tipping country (UK) and I always tip - even in places I'm 100% sure I'll never go back to in my life.
      I think I just don't like feeling like a scumbag. Anyone else do this?

      When I'm drunk I forget to tip. Last night here, a guy started throwing 20 peso bills off of the balcony and all the people in the club went running to grab the money. I wish my phone wasn't dead because that was fucking nuts.

      What country and did you even ask her if she was on birth control? Wasn’t she mad that you nutted in her too

      Flip girl. Super fucking hot and tiny but I couldn't fit all the way inside her. She was pretty pissed off I pumped and dumped her so she probably got plan B which is available in any pharmacy here. Most of the girls I've met say they don't take the pill (the sex workers most definitely do).

      I don't fuck with sex workers here only local girls. You begin to learn the difference and I have not once paid to have sex with somebody here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gave an older guy 100 $b, he led me to a shed and simply said that I could do it here.
        I started with the cow since it looked the most like a real pussy.
        I had to stand on a wooden step to get the height/angle right, it was very soft and warm. In my opinion some the best pussy I've had.
        I pulled my dick out, put a condom on and and managed to grab a hen that I had sorta trapped in the shed corner.
        I remember it making these cute chicken sounds, and in my mind at the time they sounded erotic. Like small moans and coos.
        This made me harder.
        I found the chicken hole/cloaca and started working my dick in.
        The moment I made contact It went ballistic. Literally fight and flight.
        I got a few nasty scratches through the pants.
        I got the tip in and tried to use it as a makeshift feathered fleshlight.
        It was way too tight and after a while it ran out of energy and sort of accepted it.
        Which made it easier to use, but nowhere near as good as the Cussy.

        I pushed the chicken off and it bolted out.
        I went back to the cow, which was heaven compared to the chicken hole, and nutted.
        I left the village right after.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a sad life u lead to larp this shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I was you, I would literally open my own stomach and die. It would be the only way to recover any semblance of manhood and honour, you disgusting freak.

            God. Is so disappointed in you. He's actually really pissed.

            And that's why he's better than you and you don't deserve to be happy.

            It's so interesting to see what people here will freak out about, while being completely at peace with other things.

            Condoning cheat? Terrible.
            Fucking multiple women in SEA? Based.
            Impregnating multiple women in SEA? Based

            Fucking a cow? Terrible.
            Literally shitting all over a hostel courtyard and not cleaning it up? Based.
            Cock fights? Based.

            I don't understand you people.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              because you are retarded.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              im not freaking out about it just simply stating you are in fact evil. simple as

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Literally shitting all over a hostel courtyard and not cleaning it up

              Lol I've done that in Indonesia.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              All of those things are disgusting but you are the worst of the lot, you vile weakling. You have so little control over yourself that you would debase and shame yourself just to cum in a poor creature. I would sooner be a corpse than I would do that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it any bettee than cumming inside a sentient being who would have her heart broken and her life ruined by raising a child? If you really cared about cows you would not be murdering them to eat their flesh.
                I am not even the guy you're replying to but if you're gonna play moral authority at least put some logic into it instead of crying in disgust like a twittard.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He probably isn’t larping. They do fuck farm animals in South America. Usually it’s donkeys.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. gay dick. In a small rural region in Colombia, teens practice in donkeys. Think about the physics of fucking a chicken you pleb.
              Also, you're a samefag

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The same happens in many other rural regions of Argentina, Brazil, Ecuador (Manabí), Northern Peru, Venezuela, Mexico... farmers fuck donkeys or mares.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I was you, I would literally open my own stomach and die. It would be the only way to recover any semblance of manhood and honour, you disgusting freak.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for delivering, this is gold

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was her name?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be rural yurofag
    >town has a local retard
    >nobody feels bad about mocking him bc he's a thief and a lying bastard, always bluffing himself
    >have a folder about him with pics and videos of when he crashed his car, saying stupid shit, etc
    >visit nipponland for the first time
    >pray in every temple I visit that "may Cuco really fuck up, and me and my friends see it and laugh about it"
    >trip ends
    >literally the following week local retard goes to a party in another town, falls asleep in the toilets while wanking
    >a few hours later I've already have the photo, still the funniest in my Cuco folder
    >fast foward 4 months, visit nipponland for a second time, with a bro
    >book a hotel in Kawaguchiko since during my first trip, Mt Fuji was always covered by clouds/fog
    >want to visit Aokigahara too, friend doesn't
    >"but bro, I'll need help to hang a poster"
    >print it in a plastic canvas in a print store, but nails and a hammer in a small local nip hardware store
    >pic related, it's in a abandoned sidepath
    >say to bro, "if only one or two nips see it, it will be completely worth it"
    >local nip volunteer posts a video on YT

    This is unironically, the funniest thing I've ever done
    >tl;dr IRL shitposting in the Suicide Forest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost one year later
      >friend asks "anon, have you tried to reverse image search the poster?"
      >holy shit, I havent, pic related
      >also find that a HUE family posted it in yt too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be rural yurofag
        >town has a local retard
        >nobody feels bad about mocking him bc he's a thief and a lying bastard, always bluffing himself
        >have a folder about him with pics and videos of when he crashed his car, saying stupid shit, etc
        >visit nipponland for the first time
        >pray in every temple I visit that "may Cuco really fuck up, and me and my friends see it and laugh about it"
        >trip ends
        >literally the following week local retard goes to a party in another town, falls asleep in the toilets while wanking
        >a few hours later I've already have the photo, still the funniest in my Cuco folder
        >fast foward 4 months, visit nipponland for a second time, with a bro
        >book a hotel in Kawaguchiko since during my first trip, Mt Fuji was always covered by clouds/fog
        >want to visit Aokigahara too, friend doesn't
        >"but bro, I'll need help to hang a poster"
        >print it in a plastic canvas in a print store, but nails and a hammer in a small local nip hardware store
        >pic related, it's in a abandoned sidepath
        >say to bro, "if only one or two nips see it, it will be completely worth it"
        >local nip volunteer posts a video on YT

        This is unironically, the funniest thing I've ever done
        >tl;dr IRL shitposting in the Suicide Forest

        Me descojono.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be rural yurofag
        >town has a local retard
        >nobody feels bad about mocking him bc he's a thief and a lying bastard, always bluffing himself
        >have a folder about him with pics and videos of when he crashed his car, saying stupid shit, etc
        >visit nipponland for the first time
        >pray in every temple I visit that "may Cuco really fuck up, and me and my friends see it and laugh about it"
        >trip ends
        >literally the following week local retard goes to a party in another town, falls asleep in the toilets while wanking
        >a few hours later I've already have the photo, still the funniest in my Cuco folder
        >fast foward 4 months, visit nipponland for a second time, with a bro
        >book a hotel in Kawaguchiko since during my first trip, Mt Fuji was always covered by clouds/fog
        >want to visit Aokigahara too, friend doesn't
        >"but bro, I'll need help to hang a poster"
        >print it in a plastic canvas in a print store, but nails and a hammer in a small local nip hardware store
        >pic related, it's in a abandoned sidepath
        >say to bro, "if only one or two nips see it, it will be completely worth it"
        >local nip volunteer posts a video on YT

        This is unironically, the funniest thing I've ever done
        >tl;dr IRL shitposting in the Suicide Forest

        You’re a bully, and not the good kind

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound toxic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is that even supposed to mean?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm failing to see what's so funny about this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're missint context, Anon. Imagine someone where you live that steals from the local farms and crops, always selling himself as a genius and breaking 5 cars in two years including one from his brother that he took without permission, 10 years ago he stole a dildo from a porn magazine, and years later that dildo was found, dirty, in his room (he was living at a friend's). There is absolutely no way that you'll belive me, but he once hid in night club, and when they closed in the morning, he proceeded to rape glasses, bottles, etc, even fucking the fridge door. Cuco is a fucking legend in my boring town

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im starting to think youre autistic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe I just read all of this, never post again you fucking retard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao go back to rebbit you gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost one year later
      >friend asks "anon, have you tried to reverse image search the poster?"
      >holy shit, I havent, pic related
      >also find that a HUE family posted it in yt too

      beyond based, fuck these autistic angloids seething at some nice banter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dangerously based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost one year later
      >friend asks "anon, have you tried to reverse image search the poster?"
      >holy shit, I havent, pic related
      >also find that a HUE family posted it in yt too

      kek I don't know why the redditors are so mad at this, this is hilarious and I'm probably going to copy what you did next time nipland opens

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Repeating things that you've already seen on the internet is exactly what a Redditor would do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will repeat it and you will stay mad.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mad
            Far from it. Actually, I plan on masturbating to you tonight. You're really cute in my imagination.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              t-thanks anon kun...

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty hot. Might touch my nipples to this thought later

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost one year later
      >friend asks "anon, have you tried to reverse image search the poster?"
      >holy shit, I havent, pic related
      >also find that a HUE family posted it in yt too

      Utterly, utterly based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, lol at the fart-sniffing redditors.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a+ swish. that's hilarious

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked a chicken In a South American village.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I visited a rural village in a shit hole part of Bolivia. Some of the locals pointed me to farm and told me that in this town they fuck the animals.
        I was young and thought "I can do it here and never get caught"
        I fucked a cow and a chicken. The cow pussy was actually not bad at all. I used a condom on the chicken because I was scared of salmonella.
        It was dirt cheap as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          did your dick not just immediately kill the chicken?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was very very tight, it hurt, and I didn't cum.
            I was very high on adrenaline and a bit lightheaded during.
            I thought it was okay since they lay eggs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same except it wasn't Bolivia and it wasn't animals.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            greentext

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please tell me you aren't a pedophile

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went twice to pic related and it's still ten times less degenerate than you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please give me the lowdown on Japanese ladyboys, how to meet, how the experience was, are foreigners allowed.

            t. degenerate ladyboy coomer

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still crack up at the idea that a Korean church is just located between several Japanese brothels.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fucked a chicken In a South American village.

          based

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went swimming in this wild river that had tons of small waterfalls all over the place. The stream was super loud and I even slipped at one point, causing me to slide down one of the waterfalls.

    Was only when we talked about it later that I realized I could've easily died if I had hit my head on the rocks.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Propositioned 2 hookers for a threesome while high on coke and piss drunk. Go to their place but can't get it up at all because of how fucked up I am. I spent probably $2,000 that night all together, which was about half my total life savings.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did something similar to this except I only spent about $70 USD jajaja and still coomed soft

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I threw a used tenga full of my coom in a konbini bin

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got arrested and spent the night in jail for a roach the size of half your pinky in a beer botttle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where at?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thailand. Every time I would enter the country after that the immigration officer would stamp my passport and wave me through and then the computer system would lock up and they would tell me to wait and have to go get a supervisor. So I'd have to stand there for 5-10 minutes holding up the line and everyone looking at me and I'm just like yeah I'm a convicted drug user no big deal. Then supervisor would come and punch some buttons to unlock the computer and I would be free to go.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Rome I was a houseguest of an upscale family and I sat on their marble bathroom sink to look at my back and I broke the marble and had an awkward conversation about it and then left a day early, sleeping in the weeds by the airport for a few hours before my flight. Super awkward.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and then left a day early, sleeping in the weeds by the airport for a few hours before my flight.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never tipping in tip expecting countries, it's fine because I'd never go to the same place twice when traveling.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never tipping in tip expecting countries, it's fine because I'd never go to the same place twice when traveling
      I often think about this because I'm from a non-tipping country (UK) and I always tip - even in places I'm 100% sure I'll never go back to in my life.
      I think I just don't like feeling like a scumbag. Anyone else do this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't fucking care. Scumbag is the owner of the restaurant because not giving a decent salary.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    had a wank in the vatican toilets

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Met this bitch on Tinder and came in her like 5-6 times. She starts to bring her fucking friends over I end up in bed with 3 girls (one is ugly and half street-shitter). Find another girl who is way better and bring her back to hotel room. Other girl goes ballistic and acts like a lunatic about it.

    I think they are literally going to fight in my hotel room but the one girl is like 4' 9" and the other girl is ~5' 8". I tell the small one to get the fuck out and she does.

    See her at a club with this new chick and she is trying so hard to show off to me and I just stare at her and laugh about it. She ends up sitting down and crying, I just go up and give her a soft touch on the shoulder and we leave the club to go somewhere else.

    Feel bad man. Might have a little hapa out there somewhere now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country and did you even ask her if she was on birth control? Wasn’t she mad that you nutted in her too

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was walking around a random part of Kyoto when a woman fell off her bike about 5 metres away from me. She had groceries in her bike basket too, which went everywhere. There was nobody else around apart from us, but I pretended not to see and just kept walking because autism.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have peed in to rivers at over 15 cities and countries.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I like keeping track of what states and countries I've jerked off in
      STATES:
      Alaska
      Maryland
      Arkansas
      North Carolina

      COUNTRIES:
      USA
      Belgium
      England
      New Zealand
      Australia

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep track of states and countries I’ve had girls give me blowjobs:
        Mass
        Conn
        Virginia
        DC
        Colorado
        NY

        Usa
        Canada
        Mexico
        Peru
        Brasil
        Uk
        France
        Hungary
        Austria
        Croatia
        Czech Republic
        Serbia
        Romania
        Bulgaria
        Greece
        Bosnia
        Spain
        China

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep track of states and countries I’ve had girls give me blowjobs:
        Mass
        Conn
        Virginia
        DC
        Colorado
        NY

        Usa
        Canada
        Mexico
        Peru
        Brasil
        Uk
        France
        Hungary
        Austria
        Croatia
        Czech Republic
        Serbia
        Romania
        Bulgaria
        Greece
        Bosnia
        Spain
        Uzbekistan
        China

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never received a blowjob without sex, so if there was a Venn diagram of every time I've received a blowjob and every time I've had sex, it would look like a single circle.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep track of all the girls I've banged and what countries they're from... How is that or

          Kek, I like keeping track of what states and countries I've jerked off in
          STATES:
          Alaska
          Maryland
          Arkansas
          North Carolina

          COUNTRIES:
          USA
          Belgium
          England
          New Zealand
          Australia

          a bad thing they've done?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 12, I went to the Blue Lagoon in Iceland and seeing all the naked viking men in the hot springs made me horny so I masturbated and came

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi I just thought long and good about a guy who used to be my best friend. We sucked each others cocks, he also did it a lot while i was pretending to sleep. I started having lots of fantasies about him recently, i wish we would have kissed and grinded our naked bodies with the cocks rubbing and feeling each others skin

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had unprotected sex with a hooker on point road in Durban after smoking tik. Came back to the hostel and fucked a Canadian without a condom that night...HAHA still alive so...

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanked to completion while standing on an open mountainside underneath an operating ropeway. No one passed overhead while I was busy though.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Thai hooker fell in love with me and I dumped her in the middle of a trip to Chiang Mai. It was the only time I've ever made a girl cry. Felt like a right cunt.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m happy this place isn’t filled with rapists at least

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy said he literally raped a girl in vietnam

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who did I can’t see him

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went fishing (catch and release) illegally.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done tons of really dangerous and violent and reckless shit while drunk, but I think this is a different kind of bad

    >be in upstate NY for work
    >hang out at local shitty dive bar most days after work
    >one night start chatting up young kid at bar
    >he just turned 21 (im late 30's), he's the bartenders brother
    >super sweet, we talk for a while and I buy him a beer
    >a bunch of his friends show up, almost all rowdy frat boys
    >one of them is super cute hipster girl
    >we cant stop staring at each other
    >end up getting her alone when im outside smoking
    >we click so fucking well and talk to each other until the bar closes
    >cant remember the last time i felt butterflies like this, especially the first time meeting someone
    >she starts getting closer and hints she wants to go back to my hotel, im trashed since she was buying me (the old man!) drinks
    >im in a serious relationship and i really, really love my gf back home
    >realize I can get away with this with almost zero chance of consequences
    >start going through the mental gymnastics of how to get away with it and justifying why its ok to cheat this one little time
    >have moment of clarity and realize how shitty i am for trying to trick myself about this thing
    >tell her i left my smokes inside bar, go back in and out back, hop fence and somehow end up back at hotel
    >wake up still drunk, apparently gf had been trying to get in touch with me while i was talking to this chick and i kept ignoring her
    >called a couple times, finally gave up and left me a text
    >"hey anon, i just wanted to hear your voice before i fell asleep...i love you so much and cant wait to hear about whatever kind of fun you got into! have a goodnight, i miss you so much and i love you and cant wait to see you!"
    >hate myself for being a POS even though nothing physical happened but id be livid if the tables were turned

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a nice guy anon but remember that the tables do turn, she will be in a situation like that, or will have been before. You did the right thing only if you think she would've done the same.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would've gone for it cus there would be no way of her finding out and a girl in her early 20's? Slim chance of that happening again in the US. It would've been fine. Just don't let your guilt guilt you into confessing like a moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's why he's better than you and you don't deserve to be happy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God. Is so disappointed in you. He's actually really pissed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I am a BASTARD because I would have fucked her no questions asked. I try not to cheat but it really is thrilling.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly props to you man. I'd argue that's the BEST thing you've done. Sounds like you got a sweet girl and if you can not cheat while she's a thousand km's away with no risk then you're a good guy.
      I hope you both stay together forever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted to hear your voice because she felt lonely after the black bull left after he used her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

        Zoomers law

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a better man than the majority of anons on this board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you feel guilty about this, you'd feel ten times worse if you went through with it. you did the right thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You overcame your base nature, like a man should. Hold your head high, you should be proud.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your gf is a controlling bitch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You seem jealous

        Don't worry anon, you'll find someone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      some of the replies to this are so disappointing. do men really cheat so easily and are so easily tempted? its scary to imagine unknowingly marrying someone like this, i dont think i could handle it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happily married and have never thought about it. A lot of people here are larping virgins, but it seems prevalent because people don't brag about not cheating. It's like bragging about feeding your own child.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still dating in his late 30s, he's already a loser.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naive slit is on sighsee and thinking it's a good representation of any population.

        Why are they ALL this stupid.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, any girl desperate enough to be fishing for attention here of all places probably belongs on the left side of the bell curve

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homo sapiens are not built to be monogamous

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        tits or gtfo hole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a good man, mate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happened here

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ni-
          Nice try, janny

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black people happened.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happened here

        a literal plague

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        First pic is when a black family lived inside. Taking care of the garden, nice clean car, etc.

        Second pic is when whites moved in.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gf feels guilty after cheating you
      >"I miss your voice anon"
      What a fucking retard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I don't know dude. It's like girls have a sixth sense when it comes to certain things. I remember times when I cheated, even when my gf was on the other side of the continent once, I couldn't shake the feeling that she knew somehow. Happened with two different girls I was dating (I've only ever had two gfs to cheat on lol). I guess that's what they call "women's intuition."

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called a conscious, and you might have one

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This happened to me when I was 20, except my cunt girlfriend was the one who cheated. I was in Greece studying abroad and she was back home, and I just had a strong feeling that something was wrong. I think it's just extremely subtle cues that your brain picks up on.

          The retard was me for not breaking up with her before the trip. I missed a lot opportunities because of that. And then I was all depressed after she cheated. Fucking cunt

          But yea you can't really hide anything in reality. If you do, you have to conceal it forever and it will always be a gulf between you, even without her knowing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muh women intuition is just situational awareness, which you don't have because you're a fucking downie sperg.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and monogamy pilled. Good stuff Anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you anon for giving me hope back in humanity. At least not everyone here is scummy.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carved my name in the Great Wall of China

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck a 12 years old Brazilian girl...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I did that I would never even acknowledge it, even on an anonymous message board
      You're dumb

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day normalfag moralcunt gay scum.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to say hi to Jerome in the prison shower you piece of shit!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone makes a joke about something slightly illegal
        >mind jumps instantly to black men and gay ass rape
        Why are americans like this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >something slightly illegal

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to get this one off my chest
    >got hammered on wine waiting for a bus out of Romania to Germany
    >forgot to get water for the trip
    >wake up 3 hours later on the bus, extremely dehydrated and fucked up, no stops for water.
    >everyone get off the bus for cigarette break
    >get on the bus about 2 minutes earlier than the rest
    >steal somebody's water.
    >chug it in secret
    I know I am a moron. So sorry, Romania bro. This will bother me for the rest of my days.
    >tfw he realized it the next morning, got angry, and started accusing everyone sitting near him (but not me).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's water, you should feel bad about stealing it but there's a lot worse things to steal.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got drunk in Baghdad and ended up being in a car crash, ran over some guy on a moped

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in South Korea I had to take a shit really badly and ended up using a McDonald's toilet. I clogged that toilet up so bad it wouldn't flush and there were people waiting outside to use it. Once I opened the door I fucking bolted into the train station and never looked back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got piss drunk at a bar in Cambodia, ended up in a hookers apartment in the slums. She sucked my dick then asked me for $100. I was so drunk I gave her all the cash on me which was like 150$ and pass out. Wake up to her smoking meth. Tell her she's gonna kill herself doing that, then I take a hit and walk out her apartment piss drunk at 5 am. Tuk tuk driver picks me up and takes me to the ghettoest military base to shoot ak47s while drunk and high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where located?

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    glow harder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Le glowie out to get us!! Le glowie infiltrating us.!

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destroying property, being rude with others, getting drunk in historical city centers, insulting other foreigners...
    I'm british btw, not sure if it matters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Destroying property, being rude with others, getting drunk in historical city centers, insulting other foreigners...
      >I'm british btw
      No need to repeat yourself

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an exchange program with a german family when I was in high school about 10 years ago. When I first got there I realised that I can't speak or understand spoken german to save my life. As I walked through the door of the family's house the father said some shit to me in german and the first words I ever uttered was 'Englisch, bitte.' (english please). I used tochalk it up to being tired after going through a long flight but a year after I left I started to realise how shitty it was kek. Still keeps me awake 10 years later

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Das ist gerade nicht so schlecht. Was sonst wurdest sie haben gesagt?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think your first sentence says 'that isn't so bad'? Couldn't tell you what the second sentence says kek except for 'sie haben' is 'they have/had'. Not too bad for ten years since I last bothered to learn the language methinks lolz

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "not really so bad. What else would you have said?"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah lol thanks kek yeah I guess it pales in comparison to some of the other stories people post but it's the worst thing my autistic self has ever done

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    had sex with a women I wasn't married to

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    accidentally carried coke and weed across a border between two countries i really wouldn't want to go to prison in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accidentally?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i wasn't intending to cross any borders that day but the bus driver had different ideas
        he said it was because the roads were better across the border

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time, I stay in a hostel right before I leave I climb up on the ladder of the bunk bed and pee on absolute everything bunks, luggage, and sleeping bags. I will never stop, 16+ countries and 36 hostels in, I have just merely begun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are mentally ill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm not you're just a normalfag

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exceptionally based. I used to do this when I was at school camps.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        once at a school camp we stayed in this shitty hotel so me and my buddy got up to no good and the owner complained. when the time to leave came and the bus was waiting outside both of us pissed into an electric kettle we had in our room, hit the button and left it to boil

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My fucking sides

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if your piss is clear like diamond this isnt so bad
      if you are one of those amerimutts who pisses mud coloured dark amber liquid i feel this is quite based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normally it's a brown-ish Fanta color with a sulphuric musk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm not you're just a normalfag

      Exceptionally based. I used to do this when I was at school camps.

      KEK

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iraqi Kurdistan, Mar Mattai Monastery

    Accidentally started a wildfire at the base of a mountain where a bunch of Syriac Christians were having their pilgrimage. The fire was about the size of a basketball court when I fled the scene.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cigarettes in the desert is a no no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha I remember you. A Brit right? Love you Anon. Good memories.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ate dog soup in Korea. Not gunna lie, it was hella good.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out clubbing on Khaosan Road with other hostel travellers
    >towards the end of the night get really flirty and feely with a Thai girl
    >think to myself "I need to check"
    >"are you a real girl"
    >"no I'm ladyboy hehe"
    >"ok not my thing thanks have a good night"
    >still really horny so tell tuktuk driver to take me to "boom boom"
    >arrive at some brothel, no idea where in the city I am
    >walk in and they have literally like 50 girls on tiered seating smiling at me, get told to pick one
    >pick the first half decent looking one I spot just to exit the awkward situation
    >go to room upstairs, tells me it's $50 for handjob
    >mid way through handjob I upgrade to boom boom for an extra $25
    >coom in her after literally a minute then get the fuck out of there
    >luckily got back to my hostel safely, could easily have been robbed

    I really feel bad about it anons. The place they took me seemed like a straight up human trafficking kind of place and I feel like a piece of shit for putting my money into that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your amazing story is completely pedestrian.
      >t expat

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you're cool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your butthurt, douchey comment about that guy's amazing story left no doubt that you were a SEA sexpat loser, didn't need the postscript. The only people more worthy of disgust than the locals in Thailand are the foreigners. Imagine thinking that would get you some kind of internet cred kek. Let's hear your amazing stories then, gay. how about you contribute something? If you want hard mode, make it something that doesn't involve exploiting poor people, teaching English, or dating/marrying a former prostitute

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow you're cool

          He isn't wrong though.

          >I fucked a prostitute and it messed with my delicate sensibilities

          Go to another travel forum lmao

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puked all over the floor and walls in a brand new lovely hotel room in Hiroshima as I had too much to drink. I managed to clean it up, thank fuck Japanese hotel rooms normally have febreeze.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is Hiroshima got a second bombing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek'd

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did a lot of dumb shit but none of it was even close to how offensive some of the replies are.

    Do you guys completely lack self-awareness, decency, respect for yourself and those around you? How do you go to sleep?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The worst mistake you have ever made is what defines you as a person
      Alright buddy

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spent my five hour layover at Sevilla at the airport`s bus station

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drank alcohol on a flight from Qatar to Kuwait while the Hajj was going on, in an airplane full of men in white man-dress. In my defense I was on emergency leave from Afghanistan and I had zero fucks to give. Pic related.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this bad?
      Sounds good to me

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to Madrid with girlfriend
    >Can't sleep because of jet lag
    >Take a walk at 2 am
    >It's friday. Great atmosphere. Everybody having fun.
    >Start drinking by myself
    >On my way back, I hear some chinese women "masaaaji, masaaaji"
    >Why not

    Ended up paying 450 euros for some sex with an ugly chink

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >450
      holy fuck, more than 60€ is a scam
      how drunk were you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >450 euros
      Jesus, that is a scam and a half

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is ur girlfriend a whore like you?

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took some rich but very naive 20 year old Pakistani girl's virginity in Faisalabad when I was 23. We were eyeing each other across the compound for like 3 days. Then I sat down for tea with the patriarch and his wife and they invited the girl over (even though she didnt speak any english).

    Then they left the room for a second and the girl asked me if I was a muslim and if I believe in God. I kissed the girl on the cheek, she looked stunned but her whole world opened up. I told her I was heading out in a bit, and she said "so you're leaving me here alone?" through google translate. I told her to wait for me when I came back.

    I came back at 1AM and buzzed the gate and she came to let me in, looking tired af. I ushered her into my room and we sat by the heater and just talked. Then i kissed her, and then she shortly told me to get on the bed and she took her shirt off. I told her through Translate that she shouldn't lose her virginity this way, but she was already unbuttoning my pants. I was like whatever and she put the tip of my dick in her two times over the course of like 2 hours and collapsed in like tears both times. Ofc she asked me if I "loved her" after we were done. I left the next day and gave her a fake phone number,. But now I know I probably destroyed her heart, after it happened to me with a girl a few months later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT to believe this but have doubts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's probably the most beautiful girl physically ive ever been with if i look at it logically. Never had a girl look at me with love like that again. Should've known what I had when i had it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but knowing how insecure and retarded Pakistani men are I'd doubt her family would leave you two alone.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Basically the place was owned by some hospital magnate in his 60s, and he was there with his young american/pashto wife from DC (she'd worked in intelligence in afghanistan 0.o) and their newborn baby. They had some servants there, and then the young girl was apparently some family friend's daughter they were hosting for a month, so she wasn't around any of her immediate family from what i could tell, but basically confined to this house at all times. She was darker skinned and from further up along Kashmir. I'm not exactly sure how that arrangement went down but basically it was just us in this big house. I met him through someone else i met in Peshawar; you know how you meet people in Pak and they send you to stay with their friend, etc.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you only really put the tip in did you really take her virginity

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    remind me to never travel with any of you fucks ever

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    abandoned my travel mate in a pub to go fuck hookers

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to tourist traps in southern europe, never go eat at a restaurant that looks very fancy with a outdoor area in front of the building. these restaurants are often near bigger square or on it.

    Only eat where locals eat.

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ditched my friend in Heathrow on our way to Turin because he got checked in security and I thought he'd make it. Really close to the flight time and it was stupid on my part. We were both hungover as fuck though and I wasn't thinking clearly. Not friends with him anymore though. Tough to stay friends with a cluster B.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost happened the same to me in Zurich's airport during a transfer, thank god my friend did went past the check

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zürich security is the fastest I've seen, even with full airport, what the hell happened?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really know, I went ahead trough thr check and went he put his passport and plane ticket in the scanner a red light beeped and they made him go trough another line. Problem is he doesn't speak a lick of english (nor swiss) and we were close to the departing time of the next plane. Luckly he went trough after a few minutes, but we were both shitscared, it was his first time traveling

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nor swiss
            Yeah, the fabled swiss language is mastered by very few...
            Probably some random check, who knows.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, the fabled swiss language is mastered by very few..
              In Zurich that's probably Swiss German. Not to be confused with German German.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I know, I just find funny when people think in Switzerland you speak "Swiss".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I wonder, if Anon's friend could have got by with standard French or Italian, at Zurich airport. Do they actually maintain quadrilingualism? (I presume he had no chance of speaking Romansch.)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                At they airport they more than probably speak perfect English, and yes, also French and Italian.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, is this Gdansk? I think I've walked down that street.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not op, I'm pretty sure it Gdansk. I've also walked down that street as a tourist
      image reverse search shows this to be Gdansk

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a hit of coke from a stranger at midnight and took his prostitute to my Airbnb. Completely did not intend for that to happen. Was very nice though. I couldn't get hard, so I just ate her out and made her cum over and over. We spent hours teaching other how to give compliments in each other's language. Then I got charged.

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    G

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not me but my friend made out with a 15 year old Japanese girl at an underground punk concert over there. He claims she was older than she looked the dude is like 28.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard, ngl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that illegal, how did you even get invited to a punk concert like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t me but a guy I know. He’s into the asian punk scene. Its not hard to get into really if you know the right people. He really regretted it afterwards though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drank Holy water in the Vatican.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is tap water on there holy water?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was from the little holy water things for anointing

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many qts virginities have you taken while traveling anons? We need some greentexts

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 19. She was 27. I am Mexican. She is Indian. Total fuck up. Even to this day like why did her boobs have to be D's?????!!!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP said WORST things you've done, what's even the problem?

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