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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to come home to my tedious day to day existence at the end of every holiday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I come here to shitpost and this is the first thing I read today

      🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Nothing like looking at the credit card balance and remembering you have to go back to real life soon. I fricking hate seeing my home city from the plane after a vacation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maaan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A band of screeching Africans who wanted to kill me because they thought I raped their sister (who had snuck out at night to meet me, I had no idea).

      When she was caught trying to sneak back in the morning she claimed I raped her, and the whole family immediately came after me. I barricaded myself in my apartment and then crawled out the window and dropped down to the next floor and waited on that balcony for about 5 hours.

      Legit thought I was about to get necklaced (tire around neck/torso then set on fire).

      The sister also lied about her age. She told me she was 19 but was actually 16. Couldn't tell tbh, she was stacked.

      Anyways they broke in and ransacked my place and also stole all of my electronics, but missed my hiding spot with all my documents and passports and extra cash. I figured they would be watching the exits of my apartment building to see if I came back or left, so I rented another room in the same building and hid out for a couple days, then left everything but a backpack and fled at 2am and walked in pitch black into town to get a taxi to the airport.

      Nothing tops this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what you get for being a degenerate coomer. Which country was it in?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the anon in the story not sure if it's relevant but I'm a transgender ( male to female)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got lost in the jungle with no water for a few hours, eventually found the trail and ran straight to the bar and proceeded to chug water then chug beers.

      Frick you.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cola overdose in Colombia, shit is just too damn pure, cheap, and plentiful out there.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taxi ride from Pattaya to Suvanabhum.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on..?

      Me: Had everything stolen from me in north Central California by tweakers overnight. Little did I know it's the meth-capital of the American west coming back from Yosemite.

      Most of America is cool but I feel a lot of third world vibes in California.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go on..

        I didn't bother elaborating because it's a boring story that has likely happened to thousands of other travellers. I did honestly think I might die at any moment, however, and it's the only time that has happened to me in 7 trips to Thailand, or any other country for that matter, so if you really want to know...

        >Be me, never travelled outside of Europe before
        >Heard plenty of horror stories about how batshit insane a lot of Thai taxi drivers are on the road
        >Book a highly recommended female driver (Thai males are notoriously worse drivers - kind of the reverse of the West) to pick me up from the airport at the start of my trip
        >No crazy driving, get to my hotel without issue, felt completely safe for the entire duration
        >Second-to-last day of my trip, I realise that I forgot to book a taxi back to the airport
        >Try to get safe female driver again but none are available
        >Can't remember where I ended up booking one from but I think it was probably one of those tour agent stands you see on every other street out there
        >Next day get a call from driver telling me he's outside hotel
        >It's a Bangkok taxi (pink) with a guy driving
        >Okay frick it, it's either this or miss my flight
        >Barely speaks any English
        >Seat-belts are for god knows what fricking reason crammed into the gap between the base and the back of the seat
        >Can't get them out, this is going to be fun
        >For the entire journey this fricknut drives as fast as what feels like must be humanly possible without crashing
        >Tailing other cars on the motorway with a foot, or less, between us, at 80-90 km/h
        >I consider texting friends and family just to say goodbye but decide not to because I don't want to freak them out, just in case we make it
        >Somehow we arrive at the airport without a scratch

        I told you it was boring, but at least it may serve as a warning to others I guess.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and

          >the c**t was on the phone half the fricking time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, same thing happened to me in Thailand, including driver using Facebook whilst tailgaiting someone at 100 km/h ++. Funnily enough the driver would cut in front of everybody, but would not let others in ahead of him and he would slam the brakes when someone merged into his lane which unfortunately happened several times

          Not really scary but more hilarious. I was in Sirmione, Italy and missed the first 2 buses there. When I finally caught the 3rd and arrived a hot ass brazilian chick approached me as I was leaving the bus and we ended up spending the day together. It gets scary later on when i had been walking around in the heat all day eating the gelato and my stomach started to get real upset. The shit was almost leaking out of my ass but I had to frick. I smashed this girl while clenching my ass checks the entire time trying not to explode. Somehow I managed to bust and had to rush my ass out at midnight in this town searching for an open bathroom to use. The first one I came across was fricking closed and I debated just letting it out mumbai style. But I knew i deserved better. I couldnt disrespect this beautiful town by shitting on the street or in a bush. I finally found a bathroom which looked like a large metal shack with a large metal sliding door. I put in a euro and went in to release my mud monkey. As i was sitting and dropping my dump I see a sign on the inside above the door saying 5 minute time limit. So now Im hemorrhaging my ass pushing the shit out because I dont know what happens after 5 minutes. I cant finish in time and I feel the toilet shake and it get sucked into the wall and I fall onto my poopy ass as the sliding door opens exposing me to the street. I quickly get up and cover my junk and hide along the inside wall hoping I wasnt spotted. The door finally closes and I think all is well until little jets pop up from the ground and spray chemicals all over completely soaking my shoes. Now I’m fricking pissed because I realize theres no toilet paper and I have to use garbage to wipe my fricking ass. I wipe with a half ass job and rush back to this brazilian dimes place. She lets me in and wants to frick me while I have shit caked all over my ass still. I debate on it but ultimately have to make an excuse to use her shower and wash all the shit out

          This made me laugh, absolutely based shitter

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got lost in shanghai at night. I didnt have a map, and I didnt know the name of my hotel. The streets were dark and empty. I am still nevous when I think about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scariest experience is being lost in the safest city on earth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >safest city on earth
        Probably some European city tbh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Japanese cities are the safest and it's not even close

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          European cities have Black folk and rapefugees so by definition cannot be safer than Shanghai unless you stretch 'city' to include some Swiss town with 2000 people

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've travelled quite a bit, and was in the Navy straight out of high school. Of all my travels though, nothing out of the ordinary happened, just what others would consider 'normal' as part of their life. I've been on a ship going head on to 25m waves (super scary, especially the first time). I've walked through massive spider webs in Australia with spiders as big as my fist scare the absolute shit out of me. And in India, I saw these friggin massive snakes all the time just coming at me while some 80 year old bearded guy just stands next to me, staring at it while his hands are clasped behind his back.. ...never got really hurt bad, jailed or rolled in all my travels though.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s always hitchhiking for me because people are the only thing worth being scared of while traveling. Unpredictable shit, desperate situations where you need the ride because it’s getting dark but you wonder who the hell is picking up a dude at dusk. Has never been worse than creepy gay dude rape vibes or drunken locals doing 85 down gravel roads

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Admittedly, I haven’t travelled to the far reaches of the planet, but I’ve been to more than 40 countries and spent time in pretty much all of Europe.

    I’ve been stopped, accosted and had attempted robberies on me late into the night all over Europe. Never once have they ever gotten anything from me though.

    There are certain places where locals are just obnoxious, aggressive c**ts that have tried to start fights given every opportunity. Especially when they’ve had something to drink. Vienna comes to mind especially.

    Other places where African migrants will do their best to steal everything they have from you given the opportunity, Spain and Italy.

    Other places where homeless crackheads run absolutely rife, like Athens, Greece.

    When you’re street smart, grown up in a place with a lot of constant shit, you learn to gauge this situations and play them out to your best advantage, easily. I had my first robbery attempt on me at 13 in London, with a knife to my neck by some Turkish guy and 5 of his chav friends who wanted to steal my phone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I had my first robbery attempt on me at 13 in London, with a knife to my neck by some Turkish guy and 5 of his chav friends who wanted to steal my phone.
      So what happened? And how does one take advantage of getting robbed?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're instigating an aggresive situation, so if you don't have a victim mentality and realise that it's a 1 on 1 situation then you can rob them back if you want to be ironic.

        sometimes people are just looking for a fight, not a robbery, then you can absolutely kick the living shit out of them if you strike first. I assume thats what he meant, tho I personally dont see this as "taking advantage" of anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Other places where homeless crackheads run absolutely rife, like Athens, Greece.
      My only scary travel experience was when I was 9 years old in Athens and some crazy homeless guy got too close to me, idk what he was trying to do but my dad pushed him and told him to frick off. He must have been high, I remember the look in his eyes, they were dazed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Athens is an absolute shit hole. One of the worst cities I've been to. Still remember walking around at night and turning a corner and some tweaked out hooker was right there. We locked eyes and I'll never forget the vapid soulless piercing gaze as she looked at me. I felt my soul being pulled from my body like she was some sort of demon. Also, there was human shit everywhere and roving gangs of Syrian teens who I could sense were sizing me and my buddy up in the parks thinking if they should rob us or not.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/2
    I took too much edibles my first time doing them (or any drug besides alcohol) in Miami. I got it from a guy I met there who let me tag along cause I was solo. He had offered me shit before but I didn’t trust him yet. When we were parting ways I thought frick it and asked him for a gummy cause I was going clubbing that night. I cut it up into several smaller pieces and had one of them early into the night. I didn’t feel anything after like 15-30 mins so I took another piece. It was enjoyable for about 20 minutes and then I started to freak the frick out and I immediately threw them away so I didn’t take more by accident. I felt like the club was a maze, I couldn’t find the exit until a based guy guided me out. When I finally got out it felt like I was trapped in loops where small moments were repeating themselves and the energy of everything felt like it went to 10. I walked through the streets hoping a cop didn’t catch me. I blacked out while walking and the next time I became conscious again I thought I was either dead or in a hospital. When I realized it wasn’t either I felt grateful cause I don’t want my parents and friends knowing about that shit but I was still very scared and high. It felt like time was going by 10 times slower. I fell asleep laying down on the edge of a street garden. When I woke up a lady said something like “Did you call me fat?!”. I still don’t know if she was talking to me or someone behind me cause a moment later she asked me for money, I handed her a medium bill, I called after her, the dark part of me wanted to ask her to jerk me off or blow me but I didn’t get the words out (thankfully), she met with a guy down the street celebrating a moment later. I felt grateful I wasn’t robbed. I think I mouthed the word “help” to a few people, definitely one guy near that garden area who looked at me sternly like I was crazy. After some time I finally remembered that I could call a ride share to my hotel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      I hoped when I woke up it would stop but that wasn’t the case. So it went on until late afternoon when I started to feel like myself again. The worst parts were time feeling so slow, the idea that I would get stuck that way, and getting an honest look at some parts of me that I hadn’t gotten to see that way before. I felt extremely lonely and like such a dirty coomer. For some reason I also have a memory of getting laughed at by a bunch of homeless men during the night in the street. There’s a penis somewhere in that memory so I hope I didn’t get….but I didn’t find any evidence of anything like that the next day. I did have a hallucination of a tornado blowing through my hotel room so that makes me think I might have imagined more. I cursed weed while I was in that experience but a week or two after that I came to terms with the fact that I just took too fricking much. It showed me that I need to nurture my friendships and have healthier interactions with women and to stop being a creep in my heart. So overall a net positive but scary as frick while it happened. Next time I’ll just take a lower dose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      I hoped when I woke up it would stop but that wasn’t the case. So it went on until late afternoon when I started to feel like myself again. The worst parts were time feeling so slow, the idea that I would get stuck that way, and getting an honest look at some parts of me that I hadn’t gotten to see that way before. I felt extremely lonely and like such a dirty coomer. For some reason I also have a memory of getting laughed at by a bunch of homeless men during the night in the street. There’s a penis somewhere in that memory so I hope I didn’t get….but I didn’t find any evidence of anything like that the next day. I did have a hallucination of a tornado blowing through my hotel room so that makes me think I might have imagined more. I cursed weed while I was in that experience but a week or two after that I came to terms with the fact that I just took too fricking much. It showed me that I need to nurture my friendships and have healthier interactions with women and to stop being a creep in my heart. So overall a net positive but scary as frick while it happened. Next time I’ll just take a lower dose.

      Kek, yeah edibles can be a fricking beast alright. At least you got some good out of it, hopefully, with the self-improvement shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >part of me wanted to ask her to jerk me off or blow me but I didn’t get the words out
      lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weed and edibles is something I never mess with. Fricking hate how it effects me and I did quite a lot of other things, that I can handle much better.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Driving through Romania when I was young.
    That country only has 25% of its road from Hungary to Bulgaria as a highway. We were driving on single lane roads through gypsy villages like you see in Borat. It took 24 hours. There were thick huge insects crawling up through the asfalt like a scene in a horror movie. Police kept bugging us for a bribery every few hours. I went to the bathroom alone at 3 am at a gas station and blacked out because I thought I was about to get raped. I don't remember exactly what happened because I fainted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake hungarian take

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We took a wrong turn in Washington DC and ended up in a cul-de-sac face to face with a 6 foot 5 Black transvestite holding an assault rifle. I backed the Geo Metro out of there at about 50 miles per hour. DC is a fricking shit show.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to walk past a flock of goats in southern italy on my way back down from a mountain and suddenly being chased aggressively by two huge guard dogs when I was halfway past.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I met a Korean former special forces guy when I was in Colombia. Nice dude, in incredible shape, and super obsessed with peak bagging. He told me he was in one of the Stans in the middle of nowhere when all of a sudden two giant sheep dogs came out of nowhere and attacked him. He had to fight them off for a few minutes while they tore at his flesh until their shepherd owner finally turned the corner and got them off of him. He had some wicked scars from the ordeal. Been petrified of dogs abroad ever since.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me in the independent republic of Artsakh
    >hitchhike to Aghdam
    >we drive past artillery and soldiers and stuff, but nobody stops us
    >I get out of the car to explore on my own
    >the car leaves without me
    >meh, whatever
    >I walk to the big mosque
    >soldiers see me and confront me
    >play dumb, "oh, I'm just a tourist"
    >passport and phone please
    >they make me delete all my pictures
    >they call me a taxi, but for some reason I have to wait hours
    >meanwhile, they let me get up the minaret and they show me a sick mosaik
    >taxi comes and I leave

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, it must have been more than 80-90 given the speed limit is 120, I was too petrified to look.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really scary but more hilarious. I was in Sirmione, Italy and missed the first 2 buses there. When I finally caught the 3rd and arrived a hot ass brazilian chick approached me as I was leaving the bus and we ended up spending the day together. It gets scary later on when i had been walking around in the heat all day eating the gelato and my stomach started to get real upset. The shit was almost leaking out of my ass but I had to frick. I smashed this girl while clenching my ass checks the entire time trying not to explode. Somehow I managed to bust and had to rush my ass out at midnight in this town searching for an open bathroom to use. The first one I came across was fricking closed and I debated just letting it out mumbai style. But I knew i deserved better. I couldnt disrespect this beautiful town by shitting on the street or in a bush. I finally found a bathroom which looked like a large metal shack with a large metal sliding door. I put in a euro and went in to release my mud monkey. As i was sitting and dropping my dump I see a sign on the inside above the door saying 5 minute time limit. So now Im hemorrhaging my ass pushing the shit out because I dont know what happens after 5 minutes. I cant finish in time and I feel the toilet shake and it get sucked into the wall and I fall onto my poopy ass as the sliding door opens exposing me to the street. I quickly get up and cover my junk and hide along the inside wall hoping I wasnt spotted. The door finally closes and I think all is well until little jets pop up from the ground and spray chemicals all over completely soaking my shoes. Now I’m fricking pissed because I realize theres no toilet paper and I have to use garbage to wipe my fricking ass. I wipe with a half ass job and rush back to this brazilian dimes place. She lets me in and wants to frick me while I have shit caked all over my ass still. I debate on it but ultimately have to make an excuse to use her shower and wash all the shit out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek story but why not shit at her place? did she not have a toilet?
      also
      >above the door saying 5 minute time limit
      >I feel the toilet shake and it get sucked into the wall
      >the sliding door opens exposing me to the street
      >theres no toilet paper
      i get you don't want people sitting in there doing drugs for hours but still, what kind of sick frick designs this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, this is why I come here. But I'm with the other anon, why not just shit at her place? I get not doing so before the sex, as it would kill the mood, but there's no problem doing it after

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t want to shit at her place because it was only a small room with a bathroom she had booked for the night and I was worried she’d hear me shitting and be turned off by me and not want to frick again. Definitely got in my head about it but at least I was somehow able to clean myself up again and smash for the second time. Because my briefs had poop all in them I had to wash them out in her shower and for some stupid reason I got in bed with her with wet underwear on and she definitely noticed. I wonder if she knew what went down... oh well. She ended up coming to Canada for a few weeks and we spent a lot of time together. Broke my heart shortly after. What a life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love a good shit story. I got violent diarrhea from eating some food an Iranian girl I hooked up with in Italy made for me. I blew up her shitter though cause it was after we had hooked up. I get not wanting to dump out at a dime piece who you've just mets place.

      I got a shit story
      >be in Gili T, first time ever in Asia
      >staying at some hostel
      >people tell me there's a full moon party on the other side of the island
      >no cars there, island is thin enough so I walk across it
      >halfway across the middle of a long narrow island, decide to just go south around it and see if I find it
      >dark as frick, can't see fricking anything
      >walk about 2 or 3 miles
      >get back around the island to the hostel
      >get to the walk way to the room and my gut starts gurgling
      >pace increases as the pressure mounts
      >get to the door as sweat proceeds to emanate from my pores
      >has a key pad entry, get 3 of 5 numbers in before I say NOPE
      >back peddle as I pull my board shorts down to the grass courtyard area
      >shit starts spewing violently from my ass as my board shorts are only half down
      >projectile shit all over the courtyard and half down my board shorts
      >waddle back to the door
      >enter the room and a German guy I met earlier is on his laptop
      >asks me how my night was
      >don't say anything and walk straight into the bathroom and continue to shit for ten minutes
      >throw board shorts in the unlined trash can
      >shower off
      >keep running to the bathroom all night
      >develop a fever overnight
      >next day some 12 year old indo kid comes in to clean the bathroom
      >goes in and empties trash to see my shit covered shorts in the trash
      >comes out and ask if I'm ill
      >tell him "you could say that" and roll over and go back to sleep

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tell him "you could say that" and roll over and go back to sleep
        >"you could say that"

        Holy shit, kek

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 18
    >met a girl when backpacking in Thailand
    >travelled together for a few weeks and are having a great time
    >drags me a full moon party with loads of dreadful aussies
    >police swoop in because she and some of the others bought drugs off a snitch
    >I get arrested as well
    >she gets released because her parents are rich, leaves the country immediately and flies home
    >my parents aren't rich and I would never drag them into this
    >spend 3 days in a cell with various thai druggies and crazies
    >tell the cop that a friend has put 20k baht in my account
    >takes me to an atm where I run off
    >end up crossing into Cambodia with just my atm card on me
    >tell the embassy that I lost my bag and passport
    >shitting it that somehow the thai police are going to get me
    >after almost 2 weeks I get my new passport and leave Cambodia
    >about a month later I get a letter saying I have a fine to pay (about $150) for leaving without permission and am blacklisted from entering Thailand for 3 years

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lost and alone at night in an extremely shady part of Boston. The dilemma was that I know not to look lost and be on your phone in those situations, but I ended my phone to find my way out. I was resigned to the idea that I was going to get jumped/robbed, but I never saw a single soul. I guess it was just me and rhe bugs around the street lamps.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like 85% of my life has been scary. I have a thousand stories some worse than these but I will summarize

    >The time I was drunk at a hostel laying on a couch and some guy say on my chest as a joke and I couldn't breathe or even speak and nearly blacked out until he got off and I rolled off the couch to breath smashing my face into a bottle
    >The two times I was heading back home and the subway stopped before my stop and I had to find a way back, one time sharing a taxi with strangers, another time getting into a random guys car and I made it home alive
    >The time my plan didn't work out so I lost my job, living and income and had to survive somehow and ended up working under the table for cash
    >The several times I felt sick in the subway and people helped me get up, see if I was okay, and get home
    >The many times random men have followed me around, or got in my face
    >The times I "slept" in airports or train stations because I couldn't find or afford a hotel and had to get a visa there or missed my flight or train and get the next one or whatever, I was never alone though

    Just all of it, never ends, life always has some problem for you so you find ways to survive it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you such a weird loser?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >NYC 2017 ,working on a catering company
    >I get the weekend off and decide to go out drinking to the Barcade near Wall St.
    >On my way over I saw a lot a people in Santa Costumes, didn't think to much of it
    >I keep seeing restaurants closed early and some with signs like pic related, I you were wearing a santa costume they can deny you service
    >when I finally arrived I asked the bouncer what was all about the santa costumes
    >"Oh you are new here huh?, its Santa-Con, people who attend it usally are shitfaced and troublemakers"
    >after playing a shit ton of L.A. Machine Guns and drinking a lot of a IPA aged in a whiskey barrel ,its time to head home
    >I only neede to take Wall St. get off Fulton St. and take a blue subway to Bed Stuy
    >I dose off
    >Its 3 am and woke up in a unknown stattion
    >check the map in the station
    >ITS MIDDLETOWN ROAD, THE BRONX
    >OHSHITOHFRICK
    >decide to journey back on subway since no one is getting my ass from the Bronx to Brooklyn
    >Just as the subway was about to leave , a young black kid with santa trousers is bleeding from the head and lays in the seat infront of me
    >slept with my eyes open so I dont get jumped by Santa's
    >Arrived at my apartment like 5 am
    Not as scary , but it was a constant feeling of paranoia and Anxiety

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barcade
      >IPA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me you don't LOVE the hustle and bustle of NYC?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was out late at night walking around Yazd (Iran), small desert city with cool dirt buildings. Stumbled along some seedy looking guys in a dark alley. Turns out it was the local israeliteeller (just some 50 year old dude) selling some hash to these two teenagers. I was already on edge and feeling like I was going to end up missing a limb at some point, but their Persian hospitality kicked in and they asked if I wanted to smoke some, so we Dutch ovened the israeliteeller’s car. Feeling pretty stoned (and hungry), one of the teenagers offered to drive me back to my hotel on the back of his motorbike. He was more stoned than I was, and we were flying through the city with no helmets. Dropped me off near my hotel at some late night restaurant where I sat there eating some bland meal (as is most Persian food), while a family with kids kept giving me odd looks. I was paranoid as frick, thinking I was so visibly stoned and they somehow knew. In reality they were probably just being friendly and curious as to what I was doing there.

    Moral of the story is: don’t do drugs in foreign countries.

    The other dodgy aspect of Iran is constantly getting solicited by middle aged men in the street if I wanted to frick them. In those words, but always whispered. “Hey, hey, you want to frick me?” Happened about three times. Wasn’t sure if they were cops putting out bait or just lonely old sex deprived homos but that’s a certain death sentence right there (not that I’d frick a man).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On that same trip, getting a taxi from Erbil to Duhok (northern Iraq) via Mosul. The taxi ride was scary enough, doing about 150 km/h down a highway with no seatbelt and potholes everywhere. But driving through the outskirts of Mosul was truly terrifying. This was around 2013, not long before ISIS took hold. Military checkpoints at a few places where they scrutinised my passport and bags for a long time. Kept asking if I was a journalist. Seemed very confused as to why a tourist would be there (in hindsight it was pretty stupid/naive and overall a bit boring, but I don’t regret going there).

      Again, on the same trip, this time in Udaipur, drank a bhang lassi (cannabis infused), was stoned more than I’d ever been in my life. Had to excuse myself from the restaurant where I was eating with 2 Dutch qts and an English girl, had a panic attack on the way home when I couldn’t find my hotel. It was lucky I didn’t get robbed or anything. Can’t remember much more from that night.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was at downtown Rio there at a place called Lapa full of college aged kids and little favelados dancing to funk and drinking. Generally a dangerous place to be in Rio for non-locals.

    Friends were visiting from America and some black dude with a tatted up face approached us and told us how he has some girls that wanna frick us and to come up to his hotel room to have sex with them.

    told him not interested and moved me and my friends away down the street. Kept noticing the guy following us around so I got us a cab and he followed us all the way to the cab.

    Little mistakes can get you fricked up in this country as a white boy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Good call. Probably avoided getting mugged at best, kidnapped at worst.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. I definitely would have fallen for that shif depending on how he phrased it. Especially if he had a girl with him. One of these days my horniness is gotta get me fricked up. Nice to see warnings like this.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ran over a dead body in Mexico.

    It was night and I was driving back to Playa del Carmen, no street lights just pitch black. I can see a pickup at the side of the road with lights on and can just make out some dudes standing in the road.

    I'm thinking they're up to some dodgy shit and are going to try and carjack me if they get the chance.

    Turns out that they'd just hit and (luckily for me) killed a woman on her scooter and her body is still in the road. Fortunately for me they'd already told the police/ambulance that she was dead, because I barely slow down and the next thing I know my rental Ford Explorer is airborne after running over this body that was on the road in the pitch black.

    I stopped further up the road and the dudes weren't happy that I didn't slow down, but I could barely fricking see them. I said to the cops 'why didn't they block the body with their truck and put their hazard lights on? or at least direct the truck headlights onto the body?'

    Anyway, for an hour or two I thought I might get fricked over and have to pay a bribe or something, but the cops were actually pretty cool and said that none of the guys in the truck would say who was driving because they were all drunk.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I need to do more dangerous shit overseas so I can have stories to tell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join the military

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really have the patience to type out full greentext stories but I few ones that come to mind

    >cornered in an alley by a gang of 6 ladyboys while blind drunk in the middle of the night off Khao San in Bangkok because I turned down their solicitations and they got pissed off
    >thrown head first off a motorcycle in deep rural China when the front tire got stuck in mud, missed colliding with a rock and meeting certain death by less than a foot
    >long overnight hitchhike ride from Osh to Bishkek through the mountains of Kyrgyzstan, driver fell asleep at the wheel during snow and my buddy had to take over but not before we almost crashed
    >hanging with low level narcos in San Cristobal in a locked bar (normies left when they showed up) getting increasingly paranoid from the coke that I was going to get scammed some how (they turned out to be cool guys who just wanted to have a good time :^)
    and most recently as of last week
    >credit card declined (bank flagged transaction as fraud) and didn't have any cash to pay for a $30 cab ride to Istanbul airport (new one) in the middle of the night and wound up in a screaming match with the cab driver before I finally just dipped into the airport

    Though honestly none of these were particularly scary. Unironically the most scared I've ever been was when I took a night bus in Japan and lost the little paper receipt for my luggage and the driver accused me of trying to steal peoples luggage when I went to get my bag (which was obviously mine because I was the only gaijin on the bus). Waito piggu go home

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coming home to America, feeling grumpy from the flight
    Automatic machine shines blinding light to take your picture
    Machine fricked up and can't take my picture
    Agent needs to pat me down
    Tell him to "frick off fedboi"
    Immediately knew I fricked up
    Get to sit in a room for an hour and miss my flight
    Nothing happened

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    statistically hitchhiking isn't that scary but this incident freaked me tf out

    >hitchhiked in bulgaria on the black sea coast with my then gf
    >a blue sportscar ( lambo type idk cars) stops and takes us on the back seats
    >2 young dudes maybe in their late twenties are sitting in the front
    >they start the car and immediately go an insane speed
    >try to do small talk but they only reply in short 1 word answers
    >apparently they are "refugees from ukraine" (this was 2018 mind you)
    >how can they afford this car?
    >saw another sportscar wreck a couple of days ago on the same road
    >it's just a one lane small bumfrick badly maintained road
    >they go as fast as possible and are constantly overtaking slower cars in front of us on this one 1! lane road
    >they do the thing where you peak out from behind the car in the front to see oncoming traffic
    >blindly overtake a long ass convoy of cars
    >almost hit in oncoming car
    >ask them to drop us miles before our actual goal after only like 10 minutes of driving
    >thankfully they stop and let us out. they seems completely unfazed by the near death experience and drive off
    >we are visibly shaken and walk the rest of the way to our place.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to get from Cairo to Istambuł cheaply
    > thought id try and go overland via Syria just as civil war was breaking out
    > got to Irbid, found a driver to take me to Damascus
    >got to border, refused entry. Driver disappeared. Stuck in no man's land.
    > had to try and hitch a ride back into Jordan.
    > bonus round : having to fly out of Tel Aviv airport with a big "CANCELLED" over my Jordanian exit stamp on the Syrian border lmao.

    >Volunteering in Ukraine
    >Do run up to Chernihiv
    >Leave later than expected
    >Race against time to get home to Kyiv before curfew
    >Take """shortcut""" over a blown up bridge
    >Jump out of van and watch our best driver do the bridge with mm precision. Any mistakes and it'd be gg.
    >Make it. Blitz through pitch black forest north of Kyiv during war
    >Every checkpoint feels scary as we're in the middle of nowhere, with foreign plates, after dark. (Pick up a total qt3.14 hitchhiker and take her to next village).
    > Curfew was 10 i think. Get back to city at 10.
    >Multiple people killed for being out late. Our contact gives me the nightly password used by military.
    >Have to give military passwords as a foreigner to checkpoints in the city. THANKFULLY British passports made it easy, everybody spoke basic English, and I didn't have to resort to Russian to explain everything.

    >Out in Kharkiv before """tactical withdrawal"""
    >Can see the frontline (Saltivka)
    >Look at all the high rise buildings in Russian held territory
    >Wonder why I'm hearing a helmet and armour
    >Have a moment wondering how vulnerable my life is to snipers right now

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn in South Boston. Someone screaming bloody murder was banging on my door trying to get in around midnight. I pushed the furniture up against it to barricade and briefly considered trying to land in the bushes from my window. I called the front desk that there was an insane person about to break into my door and they told me the police were on their way. 30 minutes later the police came and took this person away in a stretcher. I guess their partner locked themselves in their room across the street from mine and overdosed on something. I complained to the front desk and I didn't even get any fricking IHG points for getting to bed at 3 AM.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youre all a bunch of pussies

    I drove on the 401

    More than once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about your moron highway

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me a year or two ago
    >visit Manila, Philippines to chill with my cousins
    >get instantly bored want to go nightlife
    >we all get plastered at this local bar/nightclub that never closes
    >we leave at around 2AM
    >decide to go back into the place to use the restroom before we leave
    >on the way out bumped into QT8.5
    >get into chatting
    >a group forms more QTs
    >my cousin whisks me away after checking on me
    >too drunk to realize
    >was told was chatting up local mafia women
    >their men were in the nightclub just watching
    >had I continued would probably have gotten shot or stabbed
    >as is the custom over there for crime
    >locals get pissed if you talk to their girls
    >atleast without paying
    >almost get stabbed or shot from jealous idiots not fun

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tweaked out drug dealer in a shitty St Louis bar at 2am pulling a knife on me for absolutely nothing

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rapidly approaching a third world international border crossing against my will while carrying cocaine and weed

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got hit by a car on my motorcycle in Albania and I ran out of air scuba diving in Spain

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    battled wild dogs at 3am after taking a wrong turn while walking home in the Philippines

    I doubt many of you have experienced the sheer animal terror of being hunted by a pack of predators. Before it happened I never had, either.

    It was 6+ dogs, a few fricked up looking large ones a couple little rat dogs. Very dark, just a shitty distant street light. The pack came up on me suddenly and started growling and circling me and getting extremely aggressive and followed me as I started to back away.

    There were no large rocks or anything good to throw on hand nearby, just weeds and dirt and some trash and an irrigation ditch.

    I reverted to full caveman mode and was howling and yelling and growling at the animals to get them to back off. They kept coming back and circling again, then started biting at me.

    One of the dogs bit my forearm pretty good and wouldn't let go till I gouged one of its eyes out. The others were all over my ankles and calves.

    Something came over me and I managed to grab one of the animals and swung it up up high into the air by its hind legs, and then I slammed it head first down onto the asphalt before I threw it into the ditch next to the road. I kicked one of the small dogs so hard I broke two of my toes (found out at the hospital later) and it flew so far I didn't even see where it landed since it wasn't well lit enough.

    During this I guess some other dogs had bit me also because I had wounds all over my thighs and even up on my chest that I didn't remember sustaining. After I sent the little dog flying the pack backed off and I managed to make my way back onto the street I came from that was well lit. I took my tshirt off and wrapped it around my fricked up arm and walked till I got to the main road and found a trike to take me to the hospital.

    I agreed to a rabies shot, which was extremely painful, and wound up getting around 40 stitches. Fortunately I avoided infection from the bites, but to this day I am still fearful of dogs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid of going to SEA because of the stray dogs
      All of the dogs in Greece already made me uncomfortable, except for this one nice one that followed me around everywhere on Rhodes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just carry mace and blast the homosexual mutts in the face if they get too close.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thought this post was referring to Americans

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wanted to make a comment like that but i couldn't phrase it right. thanks for not being the only one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pepper spray doesnt do the trick. I just carry a thick metal rod now and instantly beat any street dog that acts hostile towards me at all. The problem with spray is that you will get it all over yourself if the dog is close to you.

          These medium size dogs are fairly fragile and a metal rod hurts them badly and can even kill them if you strike them on the top of their head.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t worry, he’s friendly 🙂

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        famous last words

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely cool story anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid of going to SEA because of the stray dogs
      All of the dogs in Greece already made me uncomfortable, except for this one nice one that followed me around everywhere on Rhodes

      Too many rabies infected stray animals in the Philippines that you even have to watch out for puppies

      >A Norwegian woman has died after contracting rabies from a stray puppy in the Philippines. Birgitte Kallestad, 24, was on holiday with friends when they found the puppy on a street, her family said in a statement. The puppy is thought to have infected her when it bit her after they took it back to their resort.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I fricking hate dogs so much its unreal, and my mode of travel usually involves walking around in areas where stray packs love to hang around. I really wanted to go explore old islamic cemeteries when I was in Egypt but they were crawling with dogs. I also ferried across the Nile in Aswan and walked a few hours up to the Dam, and at one point when nearing a village a black dog in the distance started trailing me, very obviously looking at me and trying to intercept, with lots of barking in the vicinity and tons of dog tracks everywhere and no human to be seen. My heart was beating like drum when I had to cross into that village.
      Cool story anon, and even if you get unnerved in the future at least you know by experience you can kill those furry shits if they start trouble.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not really the scared type. I ultimately have had close calls but always shrugged them off as “wow that’s gonna be a fun story lmfao that was so close! Let’s get drunk”. When i look back though I do feel relief at some of my stupidity.
    >crashed moped turning at 35 MPH in DR, had 4 beers to drink at 10AM
    >also in DR rented a car and road tripped whole island. Didn’t know gas stations weren’t 24/7 and almost ran out of gas in the jungle at night. Stopped in some dinky small village at 3AM, asked some local guy for help. I gave him a cigar since I had no cash left over and he says “follow me” her proceeds to drive in his car into the jungle. My GF did a “frick no” and we left. By luck we found the one gas station open in the country I swear. We got home with no issue after that.
    >paranormal shit in small hotel in forest in small town Wisconsin. Went to sleep but lights went on for no reason, my phone disappeared, and had an intense feeling of dread. Also pillows ended up flung off our bed in front of my eyes. Never not believed or believed too hard in that shit, but I really have no explanation for that.
    >in Long Beach at 10PM. Was on one of those rent scooter things, when I nod hello to a homeless guy. He proceeds to sucker punch me out of nowhere and yells at me. I get mad but calm myself to not thrash this frick. I figured it wouldn’t be worth my headache having to deal with his shit and dealing with the consequences of fricking up a homeless guy, especially in California

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I our taxi driver ran over a motorcyclist who pulled out in front of us while we were hooning down a country road at night in rural India.
    He dropped us off at our hotel, and the next day we met him he had a brand new front bumper and right headlight on his car, as well as a new driver with their own vehicle to take us the rest of the way on our journey, while he fled to Delhi to lay low.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stalked by a Black person for three blocks in Tokyo (starting in kabukicho).
    They have to ruin everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 3 blocks? How do you know he wasnt just going somewhere?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not op but this is how it is in kabukicho. They're touts that follow you within a few block radius of their establishment. They also aren't allowed in golden gai and hang out at the edge in packs waiting for victims. Pretty easy to just ignore them though

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barcelona
    black Black person lady prostitute grabbed my nuts and wouldnt let go unless I paid her, then her pimp kept following me around yelling at me. Crowd people would glare at me and snarl if I trued to move because they are ultra feminist there. So I had to let her dangle on while Inwalked like how when kids put anole lizards onto their ears biting and dangling.
    >lisbon
    Swarms of gypsies everywhere constantly harassing you while you’re trying to go eat dinner. Worse than a third world country. Chased by a crowd of them when I finally told one to Frick off.

    Africa really does begin at the pyrennes.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daydreaming everydayabout travel, planning longterm solo trip, thinking how it will change your life, about those new experiences, maybe finding love during that trip.
    But then you get depressed during first week of the trip at max., not many of those dreamt things happen, definitely no love and you realize you are still that same moron since the last trip.
    You shorten the long term trip, do nothing still during that short time and go home while faking your vacation with pictures from internet.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homeless people screamin at me and following me around the north end of the Vegas Strip (shithole)

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strip club touts in Mexico

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    almost dying on a mountain in vietname because the moronic van driver passed on a corner and there was an oncoming bus. we missed a head on collision by a few inches. fricking moron.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting arrested in Saudi Arabia back in the early 2000s.

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