Where can I find a yogi in india who can read my mind and recover a bitcoin recovery phrase that I forgot?

Where can I find a yogi in india who can read my mind and recover a bitcoin recovery phrase that I forgot?

or an ashram where I can live for free for a while?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro stop making this thread. The ashrams are cringe the hindu tradition is swarmed with profiteers. If you want to find sadhus your best bet is probably in rishikesh but even then I think you have to look elsewhere for what you're looking for

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      himalayas?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah rishikesh is near the himalayas its in the foothills and the closer you get to the mountains youll find other sadhus and ashrams and shit. But again how much have you actually studied about the hindu culture cuz if youre asking me on a SEA hooker forum then you probably will not be able to engage with a sadhu at the level your looking for

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    read the bhagavad gita

    the guru is in ur heart anyway bro.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am similarly interested but afraid a guru will make me so spiritual I will give him all my crypto and assets and then he will frick me in the ass.
    I think 99% of gurus are fraudsters, can't risk putting my faith in one. We are like Saudi oil comparative rich to the poos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      read the bhagavad gita

      the guru is in ur heart anyway bro.

      i'm not looking for a guru

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm not looking for a guru
        Yeah u r

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      enlightened beings are beyond material possessions, and would probably ask you for all your crypto as a joke, knowing you fully.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you owned any crypto you'd know the yogi would transfer the coins to his wallet as soon as he got your seed.
    He might be a yogi but he's still a pajeet first and foremost.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Watts was enlightened, no matter what morons anywhere say (remember most people in the internet aren't enlightened, and an unenlightened person cannot recognize enlightenment anywhere)

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