Where on Earth will I find the most beautiful beaches?

I want white sand beneath me, palms behind me, bright sun over me and light, turquoish-blue water in front of me.

No rocks, no rusty sand, no depressingly dark sea and no grey sky.

Bahamas? Zanzibar? Any particular caribbean country? Preferably somewhere closer to Europe, but not overcrowded.
Or scratch that - even middle of the Pacific will do if it's worth it.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    french polynesia, fiji

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The whitest sand in the world is in the Whitsundays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rCZor7l.jpg

      Australia, but frick off, we're full

      Frick that. I'm unvaxed and I heard Straya is anal about it, with concentration camps and shit.

      french polynesia, fiji

      Seems nice.

      In Europe? Greek southern islands like Crete.

      Caribbean has these kinds of crystal-clear beaches everywhere, though I only went to Cuba and Mexico.

      Zanzibar is beautiful in its own weird way, but the beaches get that milky turquoise color from being tidal swamps half of the day.

      Haven't been to the Maldives, which is supposed to have Asia's best beaches.

      Thanx.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Antivaxxers are still being rounded up and shot on sight. You should remain in your basement for your own security.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you disingenuous piece of shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lol i didn't realise the daily mail virus had reached australia. what causes cancer or cures cancer in australia today?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Immigrants of course.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Glad someone as dumb as you isn't coming to Australia

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Australian natives are dumber than Black folk. Australian fauna literally evolved with low intelligence as an adaptive feature. There's clearly something going on with low iq and Australia itself and I wouldn't throw "oh, you so dumb" over the internet if I was living there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you seriously think, still, that requiring the vaccine for every person on earth was a good decision?

          there was a huge profit motive for the companies to push our governments to require the vaccine, that much is obvious to anyone. Leaders in the FDA including Fauci refuse to disclose how much Pfizer/Moderna has paid them to fasttrack the vaccine's regulatory process. We now understand it's not really as effective as people thought it would be, and it comes with a lot of side effects than people expected.

          So why call someone who is weary of the vaccine mandate dumb?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm calling him dumb because we don't have any restrictions anymore

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >We were putting people in concentration camps some months ago, but now there aren't any restrictions!
              Reason why I love beaches is because these huge, beautiful, open spaces gives me sense of peace and freedom.
              Covid showed people's, and entire countries' true colors. If I wanted to spend some time in totalitarian dystopia, there are countries that are not only cheaper, but also far less oppressive under the mask.

              https://i.imgur.com/olXYrtj.jpg

              >no rocks
              But rocks are nice

              >But rocks are nice
              They sometimes do look nice, but what are you suppose to do with them exactly (except of committing suicide)?
              Also I live in a city that has several quarries (pic very related) turned into geoparks. Enough's enough.

              Phlippchungus

              >Phlippchungus
              Where the frick is that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At this point, straya IS the dumbest place on planet earth. All that abo blood has found its way into the average con. So foreigners entering would be an improvement

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm vaxxed but living in Australia and constantly travelling interstate and internationally for work.
        I've had to show vaccination proof once to travel and maybe 5 times to enter cafes about a year ago when people gave a shit.
        Proving you're vaccinated just isn't a thing anymore.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In Europe? Greek southern islands like Crete.

    Caribbean has these kinds of crystal-clear beaches everywhere, though I only went to Cuba and Mexico.

    Zanzibar is beautiful in its own weird way, but the beaches get that milky turquoise color from being tidal swamps half of the day.

    Haven't been to the Maldives, which is supposed to have Asia's best beaches.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Australia, but frick off, we're full

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Australia is pretty mid tbh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the cities n that yeah
        but the beaches, hands down best in the world.
        good luck finding a 100km stretch of tropical beach to yourself in some shithole like Brazil or Thailand

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your masks wigger

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no-one's worn any here for years dude, are you ok?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >good luck finding a 100km stretch of tropical beach to yourself
          You're never going to find that here either. I've never seen an Aussie beach that isn't packed to the gills unless it's the dead of winter

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Punta Cana, DR if you want pic related which is pretty close to the OP pic. The filmed Pirates of the Caribbean around here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hECZIvZ.jpg

      Arraial do Cabo, Brazil

      Why are most beautiful beaches always at the east coast of the island/country/continent? Something to do with winds and sea currents or just coincidence?

      Finding trully beautiful beach with just as beautiful sunset seems like a hard mode for average beach enjoyer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        California/Baja Califonia has nice beaches and they're on the west side

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah syringes and shit in the sand is really nice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i surfed there few years ago and looked nice, dunno how it is nowadays

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lived in CA my entire life and not once have I ever encountered a single person that has found a syringe. Venice has a big homeless problem but once again, never found a syringe and I've been there over a dozen times.

            California beaches are cold though, and the water isn't a turquoise color because it's deeper water and the waves are bigger.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          White sand and turquoise water nice? Or beige sand and dark water - but still - nice?

          Never seen west coast of North America with my own eyes. I know Venice Beach and Santa Monica have huge impact on popculture, but on photos California's beaches look like warmer and slightly more tropical version of New York's Coney Island (which in european scale felt more like Baltic-tier) rather than piece-of-paradise-on-Earth - tier.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, not really. These paradise tier beaches only really exists on tropical places. California is mediterranean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? The western side of most places in the carribean and gulf of mexico is typically better because it's facing towards the golf and away from the atlantic.

        Also, my recommendation for OP is the Bahamas. You can't beat the shallow gulf of meixco sea.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arraial do Cabo, Brazil

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the maldives but its a place for honeymoon where you can frick 0-24 your wife not for seeing stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JK6pvk9.jpg

      Maldives for the best beaches and privacy. It's pricey though, unless you want to go to one of the poorgay islands. They are still beautiful, but more crowded

      Is there huge difference between resorts with 3 and 4 stars in Maldives? There are countries like Egypt, where 4,5-5 stars is 100% obligatory, because anything below it feels like biohazard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Check the hotel on tripadvisor what does it offer.
        Egypt 5 star would be a 3 star in europe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I spent 2 weeks on a resort island in the Maldives called, Reethi Beach. Costs a bit more than $200 a night for a nice little bungalow. The best snorkeling I've ever experienced. Everyone was in a great mood. Has a bar in the sand. No douches or honeymooners being annoying. Cheap by Maldives standards. I'd love to go back.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no rocks
    You mean... rocky sands or literally "no rocks" ? This is Seychelles btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You mean... rocky sands or literally "no rocks" ? This is Seychelles btw
      Small rocks where sand should be. And also huge rocks that are eroding, giving sands that rusty look.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For cheapest bang/buck, I think Cayo Santa Maria and Cayo Guillermo in Cuba are gonna be hard to beat
    Not that many palm trees in Cuba though if I remember

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maldives for the best beaches and privacy. It's pricey though, unless you want to go to one of the poorgay islands. They are still beautiful, but more crowded

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Galveston texas

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no rocks
    But rocks are nice

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Phlippchungus

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very cool but where in the world would I find the most beautiful b***hes

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil has the best beaches i've ever went to, loved Copacabana, Arpoador, Cabo Frio, Florianopolis, Fernando de Noronha and Ilha Grande

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Copacabana

      Interestingly, that was my least favorite beach when I visited. It's always packed to the brim and good luck finding a spot if you don't get there early enough

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OKI FRICKING NAWA

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dandenong

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    destin/pensacola Florida.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's near equator on the south side I see?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Destin Florida

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Northeast Brazil

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