Which airline has the best uniforms?

Which airline has the best uniforms?

Skymark (pic related) is hard to beat, but I think they only fly some shitty domestic routes in Japan.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't upload photos of me (second from the left) without my consent.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black flight attendant
      Why? Like, I get it, Black lives matter and that gay shit, but why exactly is this necessary? I'm flying so I can go to a better place and have peace of mind, I don't want to be shoved down woke politics and social problems in my face.

      Anyway, Singapore Airlines has the best uniform.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's to humiliate you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont want any politics but frick Black folk on my flight
        im not american homosexuals and i hate trannies and gaygs bit id rather have black woman than guy serving me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being this butthurt over a black person. absolutely rent free.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He is obviously joking

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any airline from slavic or other EE countries will have beautiful women in short tight uniforms.

    Someone I met at a hostel claimed a Romanian flight attendant on TAROM sucked and fricked him in the bathroom. he was kind of fat and greasy though but east european women are prostitutes for western wiener so you never know

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VietJet that one time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the hats.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Singapore Airlines' outfit. But maybe because I associate it with better times in my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's objectively a nice one. Makes the qt Malay flight attendants look even better.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. I don't care. Maybe the UAE had some nice outfits and planes, all foreign attendants, though. Or it must have been Turkish airlines, where there was this very busty arab attendant hovering around and when I got up to leave I made a guesture and accidentally jabbed her tit really hard, like a strong long hard thrust uppercut and it gave way as a gelatonious mass for that brief eternal intimate moment. That was nice. She was certainly asking for it in that uniform but ignored what happened between us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful anecdote anon, cheers. almost crying laughing over here

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