which style of bidet is best? where have you had the best experience with a bidet?

which style of bidet is best? where have you had the best experience with a bidet?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i noticed only freestanding bidet when traveling to italy. It was useful when I got food poisoning and the toilet paper started to make me bleed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In that case what is the advantage of a freestanding bidet to just quickly showering everything below your waist?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it points into your asshole and flushes the shit out? What kind of stupid question is this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but you'll have to take off your pants for that?
          Why not go all the way then?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shower heads with an extended hose did not always exist, so this type of bidet predates the solution you are describing. Freestanding bidets are also used to wash your feet before going to bed and women like to use them when they are menstruating.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garden hose

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck is a bidet ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s short for bidentoilet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I understand its some faggy ass washing machine, europoors shit in a regular toilet the waddle over to this contraption to wash their asshole. Can't afford toilet paper I guess.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"i'm so straight bro my ass is FILTHY"
        you ok?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, handheld bidet > in-seat bidet > freestanding

    I have no idea what the fuck to do with the freestanding ones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pull down pants
      >poop in toilet, wipe, flush
      >scuttle over to bidet
      >clean yourself with the water from the bidet (let it flow, don't make a pool inside)
      >wash hands in the sink

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what I figured. I’ve always felt awkward using them. I’d rather just clean my ass inside the toilet, rather than scuttle over to a separate basin and squat over a tiny sink.

        I live overseas, in a country where handheld bidets are common. I installed them on all my toilets back home, too. I prefer the higher water pressure and manual flexibility. Most of my friends like in-seat bidets, but I’ve never gotten the appeal.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand gun is retarded. Designed for people who wipe while sitting like fucking animals.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the in-seat bidet

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bumgun. It's easy to use, and it's multipurpose.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South east asian AssBlaster, aka hand-held. They are so powerful you don't even need to wipe, you could have dinner on my sphincter and not a particle of faeces would touch your food

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the handheld is the best. when i first used it i tried to squat and aim it at myself from behind but i realized you can just snake it between your legs without standing up. you can also use it to give your balls a lil shower if you're sweaty.

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