Shower heads with an extended hose did not always exist, so this type of bidet predates the solution you are describing. Freestanding bidets are also used to wash your feet before going to bed and women like to use them when they are menstruating.
From what I understand its some homosexual ass washing machine, europoors shit in a regular toilet the waddle over to this contraption to wash their butthole. Can't afford toilet paper I guess.
>pull down pants >poop in toilet, wipe, flush >scuttle over to bidet >clean yourself with the water from the bidet (let it flow, don't make a pool inside) >wash hands in the sink
That’s what I figured. I’ve always felt awkward using them. I’d rather just clean my ass inside the toilet, rather than scuttle over to a separate basin and squat over a tiny sink.
I live overseas, in a country where handheld bidets are common. I installed them on all my toilets back home, too. I prefer the higher water pressure and manual flexibility. Most of my friends like in-seat bidets, but I’ve never gotten the appeal.
South east asian AssBlaster, aka hand-held. They are so powerful you don't even need to wipe, you could have dinner on my sphincter and not a particle of faeces would touch your food
the handheld is the best. when i first used it i tried to squat and aim it at myself from behind but i realized you can just snake it between your legs without standing up. you can also use it to give your balls a lil shower if you're sweaty.
i noticed only freestanding bidet when traveling to italy. It was useful when I got food poisoning and the toilet paper started to make me bleed
In that case what is the advantage of a freestanding bidet to just quickly showering everything below your waist?
because it points into your butthole and flushes the shit out? What kind of stupid question is this?
Yeah, but you'll have to take off your pants for that?
Why not go all the way then?
Shower heads with an extended hose did not always exist, so this type of bidet predates the solution you are describing. Freestanding bidets are also used to wash your feet before going to bed and women like to use them when they are menstruating.
garden hose
the frick is a bidet ?
It’s short for bidentoilet
From what I understand its some homosexual ass washing machine, europoors shit in a regular toilet the waddle over to this contraption to wash their butthole. Can't afford toilet paper I guess.
>"i'm so straight bro my ass is FILTHY"
you ok?
Personally, handheld bidet > in-seat bidet > freestanding
I have no idea what the frick to do with the freestanding ones
>pull down pants
>poop in toilet, wipe, flush
>scuttle over to bidet
>clean yourself with the water from the bidet (let it flow, don't make a pool inside)
>wash hands in the sink
That’s what I figured. I’ve always felt awkward using them. I’d rather just clean my ass inside the toilet, rather than scuttle over to a separate basin and squat over a tiny sink.
I live overseas, in a country where handheld bidets are common. I installed them on all my toilets back home, too. I prefer the higher water pressure and manual flexibility. Most of my friends like in-seat bidets, but I’ve never gotten the appeal.
Hand gun is moronic. Designed for people who wipe while sitting like fricking animals.
for me, it's the in-seat bidet
Bumgun. It's easy to use, and it's multipurpose.
South east asian AssBlaster, aka hand-held. They are so powerful you don't even need to wipe, you could have dinner on my sphincter and not a particle of faeces would touch your food
the handheld is the best. when i first used it i tried to squat and aim it at myself from behind but i realized you can just snake it between your legs without standing up. you can also use it to give your balls a lil shower if you're sweaty.