Why dont airplanes let the people without the obnoxious overhead luggage leave the plane first ?

Why don’t airplanes let the people without the obnoxious overhead luggage leave the plane first ? I don’t wanna have to be held hostage by these shameless fuckers who brought overhead carry ons

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're interested in getting on and off the plane first, just pay the extra couple dollars and fly first/business. you don't get to have mundane requests like this if you're not paying a bit extra.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just chil in my chair till the fuckers are gone. im not in a hurry to get off. idk why people always stand around for the last 10 mins when they just sat down for 12 hours. whats another 10?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like the retards that crowed the gate when they're in boarding group number 99999, and will be called to board in like 50 minutes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to stretch my legs before I have to walk out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because then you will be last in line at immigration which, if you're at an airport like SAW, is a fucking nightmare

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At a big enough airport you'll always be at the end of the immigration line, so why rush unless you need to?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always sit at the front of the plane, usually I try to be just behind first class in order to get off as fast as possible

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they even let people with oversized luggage as carryon board in the first place.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think it is purposefully bad design to annoy the plebs. Do.you think rich people have to wait around and get their bags tossed or smashed? Last time they broke one wheel of my case, and they gave me a voucher, not cash to buy another one.
    It makes you want to be rich and be able to pay some more to avoid tasting what the human mass is like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Last time they broke one wheel of my case, and they gave me a voucher, not cash to buy another one.
      Don't accept vouchers, just escalate until you get cash.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. The amount of time I lose behind these fuckers who’re taking the absolute piss with their huge fucking “”””hand””” luggage. 10 minutes behind chicken armed cunts when I could walk right out

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