Work is asking me to travel from EU to U-S but I have a record (5 years) for w33d and I want an excuse not to go.

Work is asking me to travel from EU to U-S but I have a record (5 years) for w33d and I want an excuse not to go. Any ideas? Luckily its a one off thing.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say its optional but I need a good excuse thats plausible. They know I have travelled long distances in the past.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of Roe v Wade you support baby killers and morally can't visit the USA (or racism or chudphobia or white supremacy just listen to Biden say how terrible the USA is no one should visit that hellhole)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell them I dont want to go:

    Pros:
    * Won't be caught out with a lie.
    Cons:
    * They may ask internally why I don't want to go and this may draw suHispanicion.

    Say I have a wedding at this time:
    Pros:
    * Low suHispanicion on me and good excuse.
    Cons:
    * Short term fix. They may move the date just for me and then what? What about the future?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 years for weed in Europe, sure.

    Fuck off, rapist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only got 18 months in actual prision but 5 year sentence.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get 5 years for possession, you get 5 years for drug dealing big quantities.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duh! Thats what I was you fool. Where did I say it was only for possession?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      also, loads of people get very high sentences for w33d in europe. You're just a naive. I was with folks who got 15 years.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading this thread nearly gave me an aneurysm.

    I hate what this board has become.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool tat actually

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only losers get tats its kind of like being a chud

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tatted chads will fuck your girl behind your back because you're a gay

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say you're not vaccinated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know I got vaxxed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say you did get the ESTA, and shrug it off, like "haha, i don't know man, haha".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol! Ill probably get it and there will be no problems but why lie for zero gain on my part?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they ask if you have a criminal record on the ESTA application. Just click on yes.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them youve an on-going family commitment of some sort and youre unable to go.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say you watched too many Airline Investigations videos and now you fear plane travel

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