Work is asking me to travel from EU to U-S but I have a record (5 years) for w33d and I want an excuse not to go.

Work is asking me to travel from EU to U-S but I have a record (5 years) for w33d and I want an excuse not to go. Any ideas? Luckily its a one off thing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They say its optional but I need a good excuse thats plausible. They know I have travelled long distances in the past.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because of Roe v Wade you support baby killers and morally can't visit the USA (or racism or troonyphobia or white supremacy just listen to Biden say how terrible the USA is no one should visit that hellhole)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell them I dont want to go:

    Pros:
    * Won't be caught out with a lie.
    Cons:
    * They may ask internally why I don't want to go and this may draw suspicion.

    Say I have a wedding at this time:
    Pros:
    * Low suspicion on me and good excuse.
    Cons:
    * Short term fix. They may move the date just for me and then what? What about the future?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 years for weed in Europe, sure.

    Frick off, rapist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only got 18 months in actual prision but 5 year sentence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get 5 years for possession, you get 5 years for drug dealing big quantities.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Duh! Thats what I was you fool. Where did I say it was only for possession?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also, loads of people get very high sentences for w33d in europe. You're just a naive. I was with folks who got 15 years.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading this thread nearly gave me an aneurysm.

    I hate what this board has become.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only losers get tats its kind of like being a troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tatted chads will frick your girl behind your back because you're a homosexual

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say you're not vaccinated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They know I got vaxxed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Say you did get the ESTA, and shrug it off, like "haha, i don't know man, haha".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol! Ill probably get it and there will be no problems but why lie for zero gain on my part?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they ask if you have a criminal record on the ESTA application. Just click on yes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them youve an on-going family commitment of some sort and youre unable to go.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say you watched too many Airline Investigations videos and now you fear plane travel

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