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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >worst airline?
    The one you like
    best airline?
    The one you hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      edgy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      >Best airline
      My favorite airline
      >Worst airline
      Your favorite airline

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would never get on that plane (pic rel)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      curry

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan air
    Spirit

    Singapore
    Emirates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most overrated with nothing to back it up: Emirates
      Best: Vietnam

      Qatar and Etihad are better than Emirates, although Etihad seems to have flamed out in the ME3 fight.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst - American Airlines is a trashy flying bus with ugly stewardesses. I flew from Chicongo to Helsinki and it was miserable.
    Best - AirBaltic; clean, very efficient, good service and super comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly stewardesses
      >flying outta ohare
      gee i fricking wonder why anon, my wife works for AA at ohare and always comments how fricking old they are compared to LA and Miami

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best app to purchase and browse flights from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always buy from airlines directly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Using skyscanner or expedia or whateve is fine to compare airlines, but buying through a 3rd party is a recipe for disaster. That being said I did buy through some shit called studentuniverse which gave a pretty good discount and I didn't have any issues. You have to be a student.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I use skiplagged to find good routes and then i purchase the flights in the airline(s) page, once i saved like 150 bucks that way

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most overrated with nothing to back it up: Emirates
    Best: Vietnam

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like Ryanair. Not because they provide good service or anything like that, but because they are cheap and have enabled me to see much of Europe for sometimes as little as 20€. That's absolutely nothing. They also have an excellent track record of not falling down and not killing everyone on board, which impressive considering they are the Europe's busiest airline and the 5th busiest airline in the world. I've also never had any issues with refunds or with my tickets. It's always been a case of buying my ticket, getting the right luggage and boarding. I couldn't give a single frick about great service on board, free food or any other frills while flying for what is usually less than 4 hours. I wouldn't even give a shit if I had to take a 12 hour flight like this - I care more about the destination and getting there safely than some temporary comforts. I think I'd probably still fly bum airlines like Ryanair even if I had frickloads of money. The only way I could see myself flying a fancy airline is if there is absolutely no alternative and if I am flying every single week. I prefer trains anyways if I can help it and it makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got scarred for life by Ryanair when I took a flight to London a few years ago. After we've landed people got up and queued for the exit only to find out that the doors are stuck. While flight attendants were trying to open them for good 20 minutes I had to sit all crawled up next to a window in an overcrowded plane, completely unable to move and not getting any reception on my phone. And that's when I've discovered I got claustrophobia - had a low intensity panic attack and only one thought in my head going on repeat - "I need to get out of here". Stayed away from Ryanair since then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based. Ryanair isn’t just good for their prices which are unironically maybe the best in the world for distance/cost ratio, but their frequency of flights, number of destinations (in Europe obviously) and ease of travel just puts everyone and everything else to shame.

      If you get a €15 flight with Ryanair and have the nerve to complain about any extras you’re a fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly airfares have blown up in prices. Even then Ryanair is still cheaper, but not quite what it used to be. I hope it goes back down eventually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's like saying Aldi or Lidl are the best supermarkets because they have a lot of stores across Europe and are cheap. When it comes to the quality of the flight Ryanair is unremarkable at best and shoddy at worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you just want food instead of a memorable delicious meal, they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit? Overpampered pussy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except Lidl and Aldi are very high quality typically, unless you live in an Angloid shithole (where food is shit by default)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hofer > Lidl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather go to Tesco, and it's not as if Tesco is high-quality

            Who gives a shit? Overpampered pussy.

            >t. poorgay

            Sorry, where did I suggest that Ryanair had the "best quality" flights or anything like that? We're looking at the airline as a whole.

            For the record though, there's a Lidl near me, there's literally nothing wrong with the food and the funny part is most of the time they're getting it from the same supplier as the other major chains.

            The way that certain people act around Ryanair always makes me laugh. It reminds me of a woman I worked with once, I remember someone brought up Ryanair and she remarked how she'd never fly with them and how trash they were and how it was only for poor folks, whilst she'd only ever consider flying Emirates or some other brownoid oil airline. Turns out she had never flown before, in fact never even left the country. Reality was she was a single mother with a half black mutt child with no father in sight.

            Exactly, quality is the part you left out and Ryanair is frankly shit to the point that the convenience is barely even worth it. If I wanted to go to some shithole resort in Spain or Portugal then Ryanair tends to be the main or only option, but for any other location you can get a better airline (and it doesn't need to be Emirates) and you don't pay massive amounts more for it. Their policies on baggage, the attitude of their staff, the absent leg room and their selection of airports in certain cities (which is to say miles away) is to the point that paying €20 for a ticket is barely worth it unless you're cheap or a student.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >frankly shit to the point that the convenience is barely even worth it.
              How though? Yeah, you don't get extra added frills but why do you need that on a 2-3 hour flight?

              >but for any other location you can get a better airline (and it doesn't need to be Emirates) and you don't pay massive amounts more for it.
              Yeah, if you're a once a year holiday-maker that's fine, if you're a regular flyer then it's a bit different. This year I've been to 5 countries in Europe which is 10 flights. I paid anywhere from £15 - 30 for each one. If I'm looking at BA for example (which by the way I've had far worse experiences with than Ryanair) I'm looking at paying £80-140 each flight which is way, way more money over the scheme of things, and for what?

              I've literally never had a delay with Ryanair. Never had a problem with the baggage. Never had a problem with the legroom (I'm 6'0 btw). Never had a problem with the staff. Why the frick do I need to pay for a "higher quality flight" lmao. You're literally burning money (that's if you actually travel regularly because my moneys on you don't) because you think you're above muh Ryanair, it's really pathetic honestly lmao.

              >their selection of airports in certain cities (which is to say miles away)
              Literally have more airport coverage than every other airline in the UK lmfao

              I can absolutely guarantee I've got more money than you and you're the exact sort of person I honestly despise with a passion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How far in advance are you buying tickets to get them for that low? I've only flown Ryanair since starting my travels a couple of months ago but it's cost me about £150 return on average (still the cheapest) and that's buying about 1 month before I go.
                Or is it the destination?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Totally depends on the destination, time of year, how popular the route is, how many other airlines fly there, as well as the airport you’re going from.

                If there are seats to fill, Ryanair want a full plane and they’ll drop the prices as low as possible. Example is I flew to Budapest recently, super popular destination and a frick load of low cost carriers fly there almost daily. Booked my flight 3 months in advance and got my tickets for £15 each way.

                Other carriers might sell those cheap tickets for £80 each way, but will only fill half a plane or less.

                If it’s a high demand route, in season and there aren’t many spaces left, the prices will fly up. That same flight could be as much as £450 each way a week before, no joke.

                If you’re open to going anywhere, happy to travel to whatever airport they want you to go to and give it a decent amount of time, Ryanair will work out insanely cheap compared to everyone else.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your analogy doesn't make any sense. It depends on the country where you are buying the food in. In Bongistan food is absolute garbage compared to Italy for example. Especially raw produce. It doesn't really matter if you shop in Aldi or M&S. You can't compare it to an Airline lmao. The standards are completely different for a nation that thinks that shoving vegetables and meat on the same platter in oven for the same time makes a great dinner. Ryanair is pretty much the same everywhere, it tends to be 2 staff from departing country and then 2 foreigners from what I've seen.

              You haven't flown Ryanair in the past 5 years then. They are very lax about luggage these days. The bags are often technically over the volume limit. Never once have they measured the supposed 10kg limit. It's only when morons, probably like you, show up with three bags when the ticket clearly says one small bag and then complain muh small allowance. It's very clear. You're paying frick all, did you expect them to just accept it? I've never once had any negative interaction with any of the Ryanair staff. I've noticed they have a lot of younger hostesses, some pretty hot.
              >airport selection
              sometimes it's shit, but usually its whatever airport that city has. In Paris it's not great and in Milan it can be Bergamo or Malpensa. MPX is much closer.

              Your whole richgay and muh finer things larp is completely misinformed and coming from old memes about Ryanair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've flown with Ryanair as recently as last year I know what it's like. They introduced the whole "pay for cabin luggage" shit that now other (better) airlines are even doing, a complete lowering of standards and a rip-off. I'm sorry I don't want to support their shitty practices that drag down the airline experience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With priority included it is still much cheaper than any other airline and the destinations are unmatched. I rarely get priority as one small backpack holds enough clothes, toiletries and electronics to go on short term trips. The prices have overall increased, but it isn't a Ryanair trend, it is the entire market having bloated prices for flying. I can't think of a situation where I would rather book a much pricier option for the same route. For me it's all the same; I don't give a frick about the flight, just get me there safely, and the destination is what I care about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, where did I suggest that Ryanair had the "best quality" flights or anything like that? We're looking at the airline as a whole.

          For the record though, there's a Lidl near me, there's literally nothing wrong with the food and the funny part is most of the time they're getting it from the same supplier as the other major chains.

          The way that certain people act around Ryanair always makes me laugh. It reminds me of a woman I worked with once, I remember someone brought up Ryanair and she remarked how she'd never fly with them and how trash they were and how it was only for poor folks, whilst she'd only ever consider flying Emirates or some other brownoid oil airline. Turns out she had never flown before, in fact never even left the country. Reality was she was a single mother with a half black mutt child with no father in sight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I was living in Germany and I saw Riga, Barcelona and Edinburgh for under 30 euros round trip. Amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I care more about the destination and getting there safely than some temporary comforts
      This is the mindset I have now that the Golden Age is dead. But I confess I was happy when Wowair went bankrupt; when they were operating trans-Atlantic flights for $400 RT of course that was the smart and obvious choice. But now that they're gone I fly Delta and it feels like first fricking class to board at a reasonable hour and cruise through the clouds drinking unlimited booze and enjoying films or comfy sleep. We'll always sacrifice experience if we can save a few bucks, but we should appreciate that comfort when we can.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ryanair
      I'm flying with those irish shitheads airline for almost 20 year, and as much I hate their service and punctuality sometimes, cannot complain since they cheapest in whole europe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have found that they can be late to depart, but they typically catch up to the original time while flying. There are specific amounts of time for delays where you can get compensated for it, so airlines will always avoid being late. In '20 I was going to board a flight to Tbilisi with Wizzair, but the boarding gear had gotten fricked up and there a delay for 2 and half hours. Somehow they caught up midflight and I checked the times and it wasn't log enough to demand compensation that was legally due.
        >20
        I remember when I was too young to fly people would shittalk Ryanair all the time as they did everything to trip you into extra fees. How was it back then? Think a lot of the reputation is from those times. Also boomers going from when flying was a luxury to the equivalent of the Flixbus in the sky.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an anon experiences intense existential dread at Doha International Airport episode

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, gets more action than I ever would I tell ya what

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spirit

    jal

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst = Scoot
    Best = Emirates

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Delta. Southwest is alright if you can get priority boarding.

    American is shit. All regionals are shit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Worst
    Iberia
    Volaris
    >Best
    United (International)
    Level

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst I’ve ever been on was Tunisia air or whatever their national airline is. The plane was filthy, the headrests covered in grime and the male airline attendant actually went round before takeoff spraying the Tunisians with deodorant without even asking them or caring what they said, as they all stank of rancid sweat. The airport at Tunisi was also disgusting, with the toilets swimming in piss and shit.
    The best (not luxurious)but best value for money and consistently above par is Turkish surprisingly enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cost of flying in poorer nations I expect.. had a similar thing happen on Air Vanuatu. Guy sat down next to me, smelling like he hadn't bathed in a week after running a marathon. turned out he was a nice enough guy, was taking plant trimmings to his cousin on another island as a wedding gift. I was nose deaf for the rest of the day though

      in saying that, the flight staff are really sweet. the in-flight snacks were water or red cordial, and whatever you wanted from the tray of allens lollies. it was actually really cute

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst is Spirit, Frontier or another budget one like that. They rarely have planes or staff on standby. So if your trip's plane or staff gets stranded somewhere, you're going to be delayed. These cheap airlines also tend to bring out the lowest that society has to offer. It's like Walmart in the sky.

    The best are the more expensive national brands like United, for the exact opposite of the reasons I wrote above.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit merges with Frontier. You can't make this shit up. The two absolute worst airlines become one gigantic clusterfrick. They cancelled like 1/3 of their routes so I don't know if that's improved anything

      But yeah imagine going to the airport and no one is working for either airline. It's fricking mad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jetstar is the worst. Qantas is the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Alan Joyce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice troll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LCC: Scoot and Air Asia
      Full-Service: Emirates, Singapore Airlines and ANA
      I honestly have a fondness for BA business class too, the single seat compartments are comfy as frick

      the actual state of Australians who live in a bubble, even if this is a joke, it sums up 90% of the country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      used jetstar once in australia and many times in japan. never had any problems. perfectly fine airline

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ones like Spirit where Black folk shank each other over armrest space. I flew on an airline in Mozambique, not LAM but their knockoff domestic service, and the pilot strolled onboard late, in shorts, flipflops, sunglasses, and an unbuttoned shirt and just cranked the plane up and taxied out for takeoff like he was taking his car for a drive. Still wasn’t as bad as Spirit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

      >based Black 10/10 would fly with him

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My experience is limited to OCE and SEA.

    Economy. Thai > Qantas > Virgin > Thai Smile > Air Asia > Jetstar

    Business. Qantas > Thai > Singapore(maybe the plane was shit, but the seats were like Qantas but a bit stuffier and poorly aged).

    Women. Air Asia > Scoot > Singapore > Thai Smile > Thai > Jetstar > Virgin > Qantas(exclusively old hags)

    Best bang for your buck. Scoot Plus(premium economy) seats.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best:
    united
    lufthansa
    qatar airways

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imma be dead ass for a sec cuh:
    Aer Lingus is the GOAT

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scoot has the hottest fricking cabin crew in the world. Frick the Middle Eastern airlines, they keep hiring weird-looking big-lipped Eastern Europeans. Scoot has the tightest fricking girls in the world and it's not even close. My dick is literally hard at the mere thought of taking a Scoot flight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even the coomers final form, there is much further to sink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hasnt been on japan, chinese, or korean air

      hottest ass ive seen on any flight is surprisingly Air Koryo

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best experience was turkish air. flew from rome to istanbul for like 30 euros and i was like one of 10 people on board and got to stretch out and shit. maybe clouds my judgment a bit

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