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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the couple Infront of me kept kissing and making out with each other, it was fricking disgusting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD i love doing that
      Someday PDA will become a state requirement for gfs

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen that video where the chick blows her bf on the plane and then he busts on the back of the seat in front of him and then she licks it up?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Southwest has a policy to give "customers of size" two seats. For free.
    I'd never fly Southwest, since I'm not nearly that self-loathing or a poorgay. But I definitely wouldn't do it now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet that fat people policy is fun to deal with along with their stupid open seating bullshit that makes boarding take like 45 minutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Southwest is for poors
      Southwest isn’t cheap anymore. It’s just as expensive as other major US airlines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Southwest has a policy to give "customers of size" two seats. For free.
      I've never had an outright bad experience on a Southwest flight, but I'm glad I have at least one other person with me most of the time.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fly cattle class, but one time they were out of the red wine I would have liked to pair with the meal, rather unpleasant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't fly at all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >immediate poorcope
        Figures.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show us some boarding passes with timestamps then, I'm sure that will be trivial for you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your language gave you away.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations you got three shithole airlines in one shot!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I recently had a work flight from JFK to SFO seated next to a black guy who smelled worse than anything I’ve ever experienced. I asked to be reseated but the flight was full and they told me tough shit. I spent over 90 minutes in the bathroom over 6 or 7 trips and told the guy my stomach was bothering me every time I got up to avoid his stench

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >not the best looking guy
    >a group of chads board the plane
    >theyre all loud and annoying
    >the flight attendants walk by offering food
    >the chads all talk to them and tell jokes
    >the flight attendants laugh and are clearly smitten with them
    >one of them asks one of the attendants out
    >she says yes
    Almost ruined my whole holiday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of them asks one of the attendants out
      that gave away the bait

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >regular economy class flight
    >it's China Southern so there are delays
    >was flying out of the Maldives so there are a lot of poojeets on the flight
    >seat reservation was completely disregarded; ie. you were able to reserve seats, but the actual seat on your boarding pass ended up being different
    >flight was delayed by 3 hours
    >there was a baby in the seat in front of me
    >there was another baby in the seat behind me
    >there was a low-functioning autistic child a few seats to the right
    >I had a window seat next to the wing/engines
    >there is noise coming from all four cardinal directions
    >arrive at destination
    >my hotel shuttle was no longer available due to my flight arriving late

    >first time ever flying Business Class
    >it's actually really nice
    >aw frick
    >a muslim couple is boarding
    >with a baby
    >a mostly perfect flight was ruined by yet another crying shitskin baby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not very nice to be racist.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once flew from London to Houston and the guy next to me was a very stinky indian. Thank God that the flight was empty. I moved a few rows back and had the row to myself.

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