Never been to thailand before
planning to spend 3 weeks here, with the last 2 in bangkok, and 1st week in another area
which city would you recommend ?
phuket is out of the question as I can't get my airline to reroute there
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Never been to thailand before
planning to spend 3 weeks here, with the last 2 in bangkok, and 1st week in another area
which city would you recommend ?
phuket is out of the question as I can't get my airline to reroute there
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Go to Issan and convert to Islam
Islam is southern Thailand, Isaan is North East Thailand
I'm not white. I'm Black Papasan
Be quiet dude nobody cares or believes you
Go to bangkok and convert to Judaism
>he’s only going for 3 weeks.
I’m literally gonna voluntarily choose homelessness in a few days so that the 15k I would otherwise spend on rent goes to cooming in Thailand for at LEAST 6 months. You don’t hit your stride until a few months in. 3 weeks is enough to circle the drain in pattaya or soi 3 sukhumvit and get routed by dark and ugly isaan rats
You either go for 6 months+ or not at all. I’d rather just keep working than attempt to enjoy some 3 months out of my spiritual prison of wage slavery
Holy shit, whats wrong with you?
Nothing dude. American society has nothing to offer me except easy access to wages that I can’t get paid anywhere else in the world (sadly Im a bit lazy and I can’t be a coding DORKOID), but 25/hr is still good for me
I’m not paying 800 a month for the privilege to live with strangers who will inevitably sense something is off because they grew up in safe, untoxic, and intact families and haven’t steeped their psyche in blackpill for years.
The spot I found is epic, and I bought a bivvy tent that can be rolled up into a cylinder the size of a back massage roller. It can be set up in under 3 minutes and it’s dope as frick (pic related). I practiced setting it up and I was thoroughly pleased.
Point is, no rent, don’t have to pay for transportation, commute is like 15 minutes, and I’m gonna just get cans of beans from the church ever week for food.
4000 after taxes is what I’ll probably be making. I feel like Henry Thoreau at Walden. Frick society
I hope you gave this shit a trial run. Can you live without running water? You're going to need a travel bidet at minimum.
I haven’t yet. My Airbnb host randomly deferred authority to a property manager after 60 days staying here and I just kept staying past my last day.
The last time we spoke, I texted him saying I was meeting with a landlord he suggested to me. I never actually met the landlord I just kept staying here.
Im gonna continue to stay here at this apartment until someone shows up and then tell them they have to give me 10 days notice as a “holdover tenant.” Then I’ll go.
The thing is, I have an overnight job from 11pm to 7am, so when I sleep, it’s going to be morning/afternoon when the worst of the wackos are probably sleeping or not in attack mode.
I can also just loaf in the break room area at my job so basically I only need the tent for sleeping and then I roll it up and leave my spot.
Requesting pics obviously
But you’ll never trump my sweet teen on the left
absolutely based
>doing all of this for thai girls
based, the average man in the west is living in a cage all it takes is for you to leave your cage and you soon realise the whole world will offer you more than your western cage, makes israelites and roasties seethe
thai visa system is shit for longterm stays
Based and prostitutemaxxed
>Mfw over 2 months in Pataya now and I still never bought a hooker
If the hookers looked nice I'd at least consider it but it's all 30 year old dark tattood shreks. Disgusting.
moar for me
How much do you pay
Chiang Mai and the area has plenty to see. If you want beaches go to Krabi.
I went to Chiang Mai - Bangkok - Krabi - Malaysia - Singapore in three weeks.
how long are the pass applications taking? I need mine by Sunday
They say it can take a week so get to it. I got mine the same day though, you probably will get it within a day if all your documents are in order.
ALRIGHT BOYS JUST APPLIED NEED IT APPROVED BY MONEY LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Monday* not money kek
>which city would you recommend ?
First you should probably state what kind of holiday you want. Beach; jungle/hills; cities; temples; ruins; discos/parties; elephant sancturaries and ziplining; petting drugged-up tigers; hookers; backpackers; Thai civies; no cooming at all; train to be a fricking monk?
What you wanna do?
Live in an urban industrialised 1st world city. Only ever travelled in other big 1st world cities. Whats something cool you would recommend me do that I wouldnt be able to do elsewhere?
Interested in
cultural tour
non-touristy places
nature and animals
petting drugged up tigers seems cool
Not interested in hookers and disco
Well, Chiang Mai is probably the second largest urban area in the country and it's a noteably different experience from Bangkok. Lots of tours you do there, go up to Doi Suthep or some shit, could even bug out to Pai for a few days if you fancy it. - beautiful sceney out near the Myanmar border. There's a decent elephant sanctuary in CM too, possibly more than one, not sure if they do the tiger shit there, not my thing, but wouldn't be suprised if they do. Plenty of chang tourists pre-covid who lap that shit up.
Or if you really want no tourists, I suggest Petchabun, the nothern end near Lom Sak called Khao Kao. It might be hard to navigate as a solo Westerner though, I suggest emplying the services of a friendly hooker to guide you, even if you don't frick her.
>Khao Kho
If youre in bangkok head out to some of the national parks for a few days. What are you into that would help with our answers. If you want fine dining fancy bars etc bangkok. If you want degenerate drunk tourists hit the islands. It all depends. Frick what other people say blah blah your goin there for a good enough amount of time to enjoy it
if vaxxed, don't need to get a test to enter right?
Yea good to go, no test just need an approved Thai pass. Free to do online I got results in 12 hours
Even if you’re a chad pure blood you only need a 72 hour pcr test leading up to your departure flight
>vaxxed chad
>antivax virgin
Get it right.
I got my pass approved but put the wrong flight number in my application. does it matter? I can't seem to edit it through the site and there's no reference to the actual flight on the pass
Mine has huge knockers.
You jelly coomer?
Pics upon request
So the quarantine is lifted? I want to go next month but the tickets are 1300, 1500 for round trip. If I book a round trip flight can I travel to Vietnam or is land border crossing complicated? How about traveling within Thailand from Bangkok to Phuket
A land crossing between Vietnam and Thailand would be very challenging, given they don't have a land border.
I mean land border through Laos or Cambodia. I can’t imagine those countries are very strict with tourism and visas, but Vietnam seems pretty aids
Laos only just opened up the land border with Thailand, but information out of Laos is often difficult to come by. I don't know about Cambodia but its probably a safer bet than Laos.
Is Vietnam still strict with tourism and covid shit?
I haven't been to Vietnam since pre-covid but the impression I get is that tourism is back, with some caveats like most countries. If you just want to approach prostitutes in Saigon, visit museums in Hanoi or party in Da Nang it should be fine.
Nope not at all. Visa and you're good to go.
bros I've heard you can't get viagra OTC in bangkok. is it true?
Not true. I bought some viagra OTC in Bangkok a few days ago at a pharmacy. Business as usual.
Uhh dude you can get vaggys in any pharmacy anywhere. Just ask for sidegra
do you need a return flight to enter the country? I want to hit Vietnam and India too, but I'm not sure how long I want to stay in each country.
Just book a coach ticket to Cambodia. Show them that.
What do I do in Chiang Mai? I've been to Thailand 4 times but stayed at the beaches and Bangkok. But my mate is having a wedding in Chiang Mai so I've got a week in Chiang Mai to kill.
Pai looks really nice atm, 4 hour drive from CM, peaceful as frick while alll the chang tourists are away.
Just watched a video and everyone’s still wearing the masks. Is it like that everywhere in SEA? Is it mandatory?
They still have a dust problem in Bangkok and Chiang Mai so I think wearing a mask is not that bad of the policy for them.
you're sure that's why they're wearing them? Do you know if they wear them in Vietnam?
I am not sure to be honest.
It’s weird in Thailand videos everyone’s wearing them during the day but not really anyone is at night
Most people are still wearing them outdoors in Vietnam, but it's not like 100% like it was a few months ago. You won't get stopped by police or have your picture taken any more.
know if its the same in thailand? I feel like its going to hinder interaction
I haven’t been there since last year but I assume it’s pretty similar. Much better than having to worry about getting covid though.
Yeah, ba2 is a real nightmare. I mean a runny nose and a sore throat for a few days, how could one hope to survive?
have a nice day.
We haven’t really had to deal with covid like you guys probably have. I don’t know anyone who’s had covid and I think we’re pretty happy about that.
I know like 30 people who have had covid. They had a cold and got over it. The only way that I’ve had to deal with covid is lockdowns and wearing the masks, which you’re still doing
We haven't had a lockdown since last year and I haven't worn a mask since then either. Sorry dude.
So then what are you talking about lol you’re glad everyone else is wearing one but you don’t?
It's really not that common, except outdoors but that's mainly because of the sun/air quality.
I thought you were saying that it was good that people still wear them so you don’t have to worry about getting covid.
Not at all. And masks don't do much to prevent spread, especially with omicron.
This board needs flags. I saw a japanese couple with K95, face shields and every few minutes they kept going over to the purell station and scrubbing down after touching nothing. It was kind of said but funny at the same time. If you run into someone coofing then run. But its not magic.
yeah, except if I get covid thrice it extremely diminishes my ability to pass it on to you. Its how herd immunity works. Pic related is a proper pandemic mask, but it doesnt work because this stuff was getting passed around from friends to family. If it didnt have such a low kill count it would have gotten alot nastier. Like forcing people out and away at gun point.
T. never gave anyone covid but they gave me covid 3 times...The real virus was the dumb dumb all along.
I don’t think herd immunity is even gonna be possible with omicron. They’re probably just going to keep getting it.
Nah the 3rd time was some weak stuff that's only symptoms was diahrrea and weird metallic taste for 24 hrs. Ive either entered camp asymptomatic or its mutated into a moron baby. Also its not omicron, its h1b2 or something.
Anyway. Ive got alot of money and and pretty fit and into fat asians, thicc asians, or fit asians but girls dont want to talk to me. Its either the internets fault. Im a psycho or Im intimidating with my good looks or height or something. Because there's alot of fat thicc and fit going on stateside, if you know where to look. So what I was thinking is I send money over to feed azns in thailand hamburgers then maybe I go over there and put them in a basement and feed them apple sauce. But maybe I forget. But honestly maybe Im the guy that remains kissless in thailand? what do you think? I looked for the pic that to show how huge and jacked I am but cant find it.
Also I feel maybe I should bring this up to a psychologist or something and do it through text where I feel like I can express myself. Whereas speech seems..mundane or difficult and not really scratching at the core like text. But it seems like just listen dont offer advice is part of a psychologists hustle to continue throwing good money after bad. Like once they take you for 50k they start offering shitty advice. By 150k you figured out your into scientology level advice.
Lay off the cocaine
So I saw this guy kissing his girl and I said thats cute. But I was looking at something else and I turn around and this guy is mean mugging me. For reference I lift. So maybe he was seeing all my muscles and its just natural to mean mug after Im looking at your gf. But then I said Do I look like a homeless crack head? Because I was standing by somewhere homeless people hang out. Pic related. IT would help if I showed u pics. But Its on my phone where I mog on my friend with my physique to intimidate him into beyond more successful. But he thinks I am gay and trying to bf him by mogging that hard with half naked pics..
take your pills and stay off weed. you're losing your mind.
>Much better than having to worry about getting covid though.
How are you still afraid of getting covid in 2022
Does the rainy season in September in Bangkok ruin the nightlife or is it still good?
>Muh masks
What a snowflake.
masks hinder interaction whether you think they're necessary or not
I swear people who are okay with masks are not sentient
Bro literally just go on youtube and search for "pattaya walking tour" or smth and filter by release date. The place is bumpin and alive just like pre-covid.
>The place is bumpin and alive just like pre-covid.
I wouldnd't go that far. It's still a lot quieter in terms of punters, quieter than any low season, but bars and massage shops are open yes.
How is Bangkok in September? Is soi cow-boy still busy
Unlikey. Thailand, the whole country, is a lot quieter than even the middle of the lowest low season pre-covid and that's not going to change within a couple of months. Depends what you call busy, will there be people there? Probably, will it be as busy as a typical Septermber? No fricking way.
Flight prices are going up due to the rising fuel costs, people in the west are still recovering from the financial hit of covid, Thailand Pass homosexualry still exists for farang. Even Christmas will be a much lower key affair than we're used to seeing.
is it still possible to slay a ton on tinder as a farang right now
Dunno, I only used to coom in prostitutes but it'd be hard to imagine all the Thai girls suddenly drying up and vanishing into thin air.
what is so bad about Thailand pass? didn't seem that complicated
It's only really an issue if you're an anti-vax moron but I mentioned it because it will add to the reduced numbers of tourists who can't be bothered with the extra hassle, when there are other countries they can visit without it.
it just seemed like the vaccine card, passport photo , and 20 dollar insurance. You dont even need a return flight or hotel booking, right? I'm going to a few countries and the need for hotel booking and outbound flights really ruins the spontaneity of the trip.
actually it looks like you dont need a visa if you have a return flight, but you do need one if you dont? or do you need a return flight for a visa anyone
*anyway
Imagine being an aids ridden homosexual like this guy, who finds nothing wrong with a country demanding life insurance, vaccination records and quarantine time for a literal cold that has killed less people than their own moronic lockdowns
kek looks like I touch a nerve, schizo
>You dont even need a return flight or hotel booking, right?
Some say yay, some say nay. No idea myself, I only ever stay for 30 days max with a return flight. Seems like the best thing to do is just buy a cheapo bus ticket to Cambodia for a few dollars, from what I've read, that's usually enough to keep them happy. Or at least was pre-covid.
No refunds, vaxxcel.
I'm not reading any of your off-topic schizo shit.
Why the FRICK are flight prices so insane right now? Literally the cheapest I can find is still $1100 and that includes an 18 hour layover one way and 2 stops coming back. And these are for months away. Thats fricked up.
artificial speculation on oil price to prevent slaves from moving around and abroad
>implying I didn't get paid to take ownership of oil contracts in 2020 to prepay all of my travel expenses
welcome to brandons thailand
High gas prices and russia banned eurocuck flights over their airspace which is fricking things up (mostly for them but also has a trickle down effect).
Yeah, I dont know what to do right now. I'd buy them last minute but idk how that'd work for the visa/thaipass. The flights on google flights are all using different airlines and I feel like it gets dicey having to make connections.
nvm American airlines say 640 then you go to the site and its fricking 2800 god damnit I guess the best idea I have right now is to go somewhere in Europe and stay there for a few days then go to Bangkok
Been looking for awhile now. Seems like Qatar airlines has the best prices $850 one layover
If I get a flight in a week is that enough time to get a visa and thaipass?
If you have a US passport, yes. Idk about other countries.
yeah I'm in the US. I'm just leaning toward doing 30 days though because I dont know what to do about the airbnbs for the visa application.
Jesus Christ, dude, you dont need a visa. You come for 30 days, here you rent whatever airbnb you want but tell them to make tm30 form and send you screenshot.
Then you chill for a week, fill three forms, make a photo of your face, attach tm30 and passport scans. Then you pay 1900 baht and bam, it is 30 + 60 days.
I am living like that here for six months. Few forms, 1900 baht, bam+ 60 days.
And some people did it since the start of pandemic
I'm in Thailand for 2 months and I just want to leave this shithole. Some of the ugliest women in the world here. Anybody been to Indonesia? What's it like?
>Then you chill for a week, fill three forms, make a photo of your face, attach tm30 and passport scans. Then you pay 1900 baht and bam, it is 30 + 60 days.
what 3 forms?
I did like 30 days and apply for 30 day extension then flew out and fly back in for the extra stays....
Its a b***h that you need the accommodation information to apply for the visa. I dont want to get denied. I was planning on traveling around the country getting airbnbs. How do I get around this?
>what to do here?
Bang trannies
I've been to 35 countries and Khao San is the cringiest place I've ever seen. stay far away
Is spending 3 weeks in Bangkok too long? If so where else should I go
3 nights in bangkok is too long truthfully
ok where should i go?
mainly going to slay tbh and i heard bangkok was best for that, other than pattaya but i heard thats just for boomers and its an ugly beach
Bros... you still have to wear the cuck mask? I'm not paying 1500 for the flight to have to wear a mask everywhere
Grow up.
>pay 4k to go to a country where I have to wear a mask over my face in 100 degree weather and am hindered from interacting with people. Why the frick would I pay to do this when I haven't worn it in nyc for 2 months. It's not an anti-mask thing. It just doesn't make sense as far as a vacation goes.
What neighborhood should I stay in in Thailand or is anywhere by a train station okay?
Yes
Any word if soapys are opening in june?
don't stay in bangkok.
Why does everyone seem to hate Bangkok? Its my favourite city in SEA.
Thailand literally took 4 hours to process and I put the address of a random hotel down and didn’t even book the flight yet. Why the frick are you people complaining about it?
Thaipass
Is there any reason to not just live in Thailand if you make over 1k a month from passive income?
I've always wondered what do you guys plan to do in Thailand outside of traveling.
Idk I’m not even in it for the sex, I sell art online and think it’d be nice to live somewhere I can live comfortably on art commissions
Scuba diving, eating, fricking? I can hire a tour guide/frick buddy to teach me thai for $250 a day.
I heard those types of thai women are lazy and like to sleep so I need a cocaine plug though.
visa runs
why are half of the youtube videos on Bangkok about scams lol
Is it this dead now?