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I’ve been across Somalia from Mogadishu to Hargeisa

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you get raped?
    If not did you rape someone?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good question

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a guy and no

      Proof or gtfo

      My phone got broken during the trip so not many pics

      are you Somali? if not, how did the natives see you?

      I’m half white and half Somali . People saw me as one of the many Arabs that live in Somalia

      I’ll drop some of the few pictures I was able to backup

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you go to lasaanood? I think there's a war there. how did people feel about the war?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I went through laascanood and it was the only city in Somalia with drinkable tap water . Before the war people tolerated sl but once oil surveys were done in the region and somaliland figured out that large pockets of oil were under there they started killing all the leaders . From doctors to merchants through a year long assassination campaign that no one knew who was behind it . Then it came to light that SL was behind and the rest is history

          That pic is not Somalia anon. This is LARP
          >Oh my phone brokin. No proof

          It’s Mogadishu
          This pic is from my time in hargeisa

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That pic is not Somalia anon. This is LARP
        >Oh my phone brokin. No proof

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My phone got broken during the trip so not many pics

        lmao

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof or gtfo

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you Somali? if not, how did the natives see you?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garowe airport

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you go on a Black person killing spree there like they did in black hawk down?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How safe did it feel? Did you feel like there was some kind of rule of law? Obviously you’re half Somali, but objectively what do you think of Somalis?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the jist is that somalia is a tribal society so if you hurt someone their whole tribe will defend them due to honor and prestige. So if you kill one of their own you have to pay up to 20k and if you wont then its an eye for an eye which can go out of control. My uncle found one of the men who raped his sister in law and neutered him.

      Most of the time it’s peaceful and you rarely see petty crime like in the US due to hefty penalties that originate from archaic institutions.

      Can you go on a Black person killing spree there like they did in black hawk down?

      Most Somalis Dont view themselves as black

      >hotel I stayed in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you wanted to see a 3rd world hellscape? Whats the appeal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I did mention im half Somali and my other half is German American (mom). She wasnt very on board on me going to Somalia .

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that mean outsiders are fair game since they have no tribe to defend them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most Somalis Dont view themselves as black
        They identify as white kek I think I know who brought identity politics to America, especially Minnesota.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most Somalis Dont view themselves as black
        I found this very amusing. I met several Somalian women in Kenya and they explained to me they were not like black Africans and to not make the mistake of comparing them.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How easy is it to acquire firearms?
    Do the highways have speed limits and do people follow them?
    Somalia is often referred to as a "failed state" - yet you say life there is pretty peaceful and non-eventful, any thoughts on that discrepancy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy but it depends based on city to city .

      No speed limits and my driver was high on khat goin 100 mph on a road edge near a mountain with no guardrails

      The highways are paved in some parts and some arent. But main roads are paved

      The govt doesnt have a monopoly of violence but doesnt mean its mad max

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's the cooming in Somalia?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t fap

      What was your favorite meal there? Did you go to other countries in the area before or after?

      Flat bread and stew

      I went to Ethiopia and Kenya

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        zased nofapper

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The coomer asks about how easy is to get sex from a femael, either by paying or by then liking you.

        Did you see some shit or heard about something cool like people paying for organs or idk gold smuggling??

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well in Somalia women have fgm so if theyre penetrated theyre broken goods so the one who broke the goods must pay up for it . In fgm they cut off the clitorid and sew the vegana shut except for a small hole where they can pee out . 99 percent of Somali women under go it.

          Their are illegal mines across the country but not on a massive scale except for quarry and sand which is used for concrete

          And organ trafficking is a open secret in Somalia but mostly orphans and minorities fall victim for it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sew the vegana shut except for a small hole where they can pee out
            This is not true. They'd have a veganal infection and die. They do cut the clitoris off tho

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they sew it shut and i would know better since ive been there

              See any pirates? Stories of the high sees? Is it over for ever for that due to Americans controlling the oceans now? Was it ever a kino way to live?

              i met people who were pirates;and those days are long gone but those who were successful live like kings with luxury mansions and gated palaces.

              >Most Somalis Dont view themselves as black
              They identify as white kek I think I know who brought identity politics to America, especially Minnesota.

              somalis are 40/60 mix of middle eastern and black

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was your favorite meal there? Did you go to other countries in the area before or after?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think I could do this safely as a white guy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your tan and speak Arabic or Turkish your good . Lot of Syrians , Yemenis and Turks here plus Indians and Chinese.

      Only westerners you see are defense contractors who stay in bases far from civilians.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See any pirates? Stories of the high sees? Is it over for ever for that due to Americans controlling the oceans now? Was it ever a kino way to live?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was it like getting a VISA and what was the total amount of time you spent there?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't any harder than getting a MasterCard

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