Ambergris Caye - Belize

Have any of you visited this part of Belize? Any tips and tricks? Best places to eat? Any of the massage places offer a handy? What should I do for eight days?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > What should I do for 8 days?
    Rent a bike or golf cart and get around. Book a cool scuba tour, not the cheap ones, but the ones where you're on a catamaran. But mostly, get drunk on the beach and frick other people that are on vacation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have a golf cart and AirBnb secured. Just will be with someone else that has business to deal with and just tagging along.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are usually 2 snorkel tours to the reef, half day where you'll definitely see turtles, and full day where you'll probably see sharks and manatees. Do both.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the women in Belize?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulatto if that's your thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if they are fit, not fat like americans

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will take a little chub if they have big heavys and some ass. Back to the massage part.. any of these spots give happy endings. I see cooming isnt illegal there.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this country like dangerous as frick and basically just a big Detroit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only in the southside of Belize City. Everywhere else is safe as can be from my understanding.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everywhere else is like barely populated. There's only one city which is a shithole like Kingston more than Detroit and then the rest of the country is hamlets of a few thousand people at most and all those places are pretty safe save for natural threats like snakes and crocodiles.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a few times. I used to own a unit at Coco Beach. Loved the lobster that's sold everywhere, but it's not like New England style lobster - more like giant cray fish. There are local prostitutes but stay away - bawdy as frick. No happy ending massages anywhere. Everyone you meet asks you, 'So where are you from?' within the first 10 seconds of talking. I always say, 'My daddy's balls.' (for men) or 'My mommy's tummy.' (for women). Walk or take a golf cart most places. Can also hitch a ride, most people will stop if they have room. I liked it a lot but there's seedy side to it. Some drunks and a bit of riff raff, but it's safe everywhere. I can't remember the names of the best restaurants but most are very good and they're everywhere.

    My advice is to pack bug spray with high DEET content. The spray they sell there isn't strong enough to keep the mosquitos off if you're prone to getting bitten.

    Don't stay at Coco Beach Resort- they're shady as frick. That's why I sold.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No happy ending massages anywhere
      Bummer.

      We have an AirBnb just outside the north part of San Pedro on the beach. We also have a golf cart for the entire time.

      DEET will be on deck.

      Casino worth going to? Favorite restaurant?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ambergris Caye
        Elvi's Kitchen in the center of San Pedro is always good. Popular but not too crowded... Estel's on the beach had the best bloody marry and good breakfast. There are many good places on side streets to get a cheap burrito loaded with lobster. The Truck Stop is a bunch of food stalls around a central court, a bit up north - very trendy and busy perhaps because it's out of the way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        re: Casio. The only casino I found is at Captain Morgan's Retreat up the island. It's a nice casual resort. The casino has a roulette table and a few other card tables and a bar.

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