anyone has experience with meeting real yogis? where can I find them?

anyone has experience with meeting real yogis?

where can I find them?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, any questions? Feel free to fire away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where can I find one?

      I need someone who can read my mind

      serious question

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of going to north India (which is most common for people looking for yogis), I recommend staying at some monasteries in south east Asia. They are normally free to stay at, and are a great place for practice. I have stayed at a couple. The first one was in Myanmar, where a met an early 20’s bloke who had reached the peak of meditation. The second place I stayed at was Wat Pah Nanachat, the abbot there is a very advanced meditator and a devout Buddhist. Enlightenment is a very special thing, it will take your breath away

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay two questions

          if i'm not looking to practice, i just need a yogi, north India is the place? more specifically..?

          second question, if i'm looking to practice, can I stay in these monasteries completely free for long periods? like up to a year?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I recommend putting in the work, and with that, a guru may reveal themselves.

            Yes. these monasteries allow you to stay for long periods of time. A meditation visa will be necessary for this

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mean by advanced meditator?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone enlightened or close to it. I prefer not to use the word enlightened as it gets thrown around without knowledge of what it really entails

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            His meditation level was quite high, the mount he had required at least 80 in virtue and meditation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They are normally free to stay at
          why are they free? do they expect you to work?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because of love you stupid ape. They expect you to donate money to the church if you’re not an ass but they won’t ask

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          aren't they full of wienerroaches?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey bub watch you you’re talking to, I am enlightened, and know 300 different sadahanas to reach enlightenment before you have breakfast. Just by thinking about it I can make many things happen with the grace of god. Mark my words

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have to abandon your bags and regular clothing when you stay at a monastery?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real, REAL yogis don't like meeting most people. The masters of legend literally just ran away from anyone who came their way, one master was met by a lama who read to him his very own book and the whole time pretended not to be the author, and many try to appear like ordinary people or beggars. So if you're looking for a serious true yogi, like one with siddhis (mind reading) you're best bet is to become one yourself. I'm sure that they will reveal themselves to you (and you may even be energetically attracted to them) if you have sincere devotion and dispassion. Otherwise if you just want a magician, there's plenty of magicians all over the world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about Himalayan yogis?
      any chance of me finding one that can read my mind?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is the obsession with getting your mind read?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need to recover something important

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yogi here, unfortunately you did have gay sex that time you blacked out in Pattaya, that was a man

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s afraid of telling them he’s gay

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 3 months in an ashram with an enlightened master in Southern India. The guy is Sadhguru and he is legit, he is the thing that you are looking for. And thats coming from a guy who has spent 10 years pursuing spirituality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what i'm looking for specifically is someone who can retrieve something from my mind. I need to recover something very important.

      you think he might be able to have those kind of skills?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is extremely capable, he will be able to extract it. However don't let it be something superficial or you will be dismissed, the guy is very mature about this kind of stuff. Go to the Isha yoga center and ask the brahmacharis(monks) about your situation and what can be done.

        p.s. while you are there visit Dhyanalinga too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah I know Sadhguru from the Isha Yoga Center

          I just don't know if I can stay there for a while and whether I'll get a chance to ask him in the Satsangs, since he's so immensly popular

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadhguru
      Isn't it super likely that he murdered his wife?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious? QRD?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also watched that incredibly story by mr sugar on netflix and i indeed want to find out as well - I've been to ubud bali and I'm surprised all the yogis are white men and women from east europe. is this what nirvana like? I'm amazed so many russian ppl can become true yogi.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a yogi until I pursued hedonism. I amassed more wisdom than any mortal man now I wander with the heathens (but still avoid tourist fanboys((you*~~

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent about 4 years studying under a Yogi in Nepal, but was frustrated as it turned out to be a convoluted plot to steal my pic-a-nic basket.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jellystone Park.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of them get high and babble in the nearby temples
    >come to kathmandu

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