Anyone planning to move North?

The Southern U.S. is getting hot! Is anyone here planning to relocate North because of this? Which states do you think would be the best?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so sorry, but we're full

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New York and Illinois. Go back among your kind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not from there I'm from California. I moved here because I was under the assumption times have changed enough and with the amount of trees and green grass and rainfall the tempatures would be hot for maybe a month or so but every house came with AC installed. I bought a house here because I am remote work and the houses are so cheap(I see now why) I bought a 2.5 bed for 250k at list because it was a steal. Sold my place in Cali for 500k so it was a no brainer.

      I've asked my coworkes when does the heat end and they said another 2 fricking months. FRICK NO july was bad enough to run my telsa's battery down due to the AC constantly needing to be on full blast. I didn't want to move north because driving in the snow and winterpocolyse's coming sound really scary and tesla's have a freezing up problem.

      I don't know how people willingly live in +90F for 4 months in a row, one week was enough in SD.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sold my place in Cali for 500k so it was a no brainer.
        whoops, fatal mistake. You'll never see those prices again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only American city outside the West Coast that has genuinely cool summers is Portland ME.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laramie, Wyoming is pretty cool as well at 7000 feet elevation, though it hardly qualifies as a city.
          Duluth, Minnesota stays cool most of the time, due to its lakefront location.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been 90 and muggy all summer unless you're right on the ocean and we're supposed to get a hurricane. SD is turning into Florida I guess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i genuinely hope you are miserable the entire you are here, California carpetbagging homosexual. you are just as bad as the yankees who move here to try to price local southerners out of property. ive met plenty of your kind who come from the west coast, gay great lakes states, and the northeast, and you all are either weird as hell to the point that you and your children will never fit in + most of you dont have any real backbone. you back down in an instant because you dont understand shit about southern culture, and you dig yourself into a deeper hole by talking about your "oh so good state" that you came from, but the locals really dont care to hear about. when your kids become adults, they are just going to move somewhere else where they actually fit in. you will be stuck here in the south with no one to help you, in a land where you have no real ties.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying you switched houses in California for some reason?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting hot
    It's August. Have fun going back to Syracuse.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, moved down to Florida about a year ago and the summer here is no joke. It's hotter than a tick under a dogs armpit. The sun beats on you all day long, the humidity is terrible, just getting into your car is like stepping into a sauna. I've already made plans to get the frick out. You have four thousand square miles of badass swamp. You have cottonmouth water moccasins to the largest population of american alligators anywhere in the United States here. It's a very menacing area. Bottom line is it's hot and it's only going to get hotter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You said it anon. A person can only withstand so much heat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? You have 70s/80s with mild nights all winter long, when the rest of the nation is freezing ass and has to stay indoors because guess what, it's too damn cold. Even the Southwest sees lows in the 40s and breezy cool days in winter, while Florida is basking in tropical warmth.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lows in the 40s is cold? Laughable. I've gone my whole life "basking" in this "tropical warmth" that I jump for joy the odd week we get some nice, breezy cool days. Pussy northerners who move down here should be euthanized when they can't even stick their hand in the freezer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cold is kino, someday maybe you'll understand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've already made plans to get the frick out.

      How far North are you going?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finland

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scotland. Shame about the neighbours but you can’t have everything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens when the Gulf Stream that keeps Scotland / the UK quasi-livable in winter gets disrupted by melting ice?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alaskahomies do just fine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >winter
        is always the lesser problem. you just layer up. wool is awesome.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived in Norway before, I can handle harsh winters. prefer them to fricking 40C heatwaves

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me we'll finally get snow instead of shitey sleet and rain all the time? Sign me up.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Washington, Minnesota, or Pennsylvania.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The South is better built for sedentary living in well-insulated, efficiently air-conditioned spaces. The North still uses rattly old window units, despite increasing incidents of heatwaves in years past. In Maine and western Washington, even in the highlands of Colorado, many people don't use A/C units, but temps in all such regions have spiked into the 90s recently.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Wisconsin and everyone I know uses central air.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, New England has had colder than average summers for like half a decade. The hottest day was like 82 and there's been like 5 days warm enough to go swimming. Send some global warming our way so I can actually enjoy summer. Thanks homosexual.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, we're full

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    East Texas here. I will never leave the South for another state. I have roots going back to the war with 6 CSA soldiers in my ancestry. I wouldn't sully their memory by moving "up north". If I ever leave it will be to greener pastures abroad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will not sully the memory of my emigrants ancestors by emigrating
      Laughable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rootless metropolitan liberal is angered by hearing about an American with family ties to a region

        Many such cases.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahaha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certified Confederado moment
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have roots going back to the war with 6 CSA soldiers in my ancestry
      Kek your family is a line of weak losers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you're such a colossal homosexual that you absolutely cannot imagine not being one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have roots going back to the war with 6 CSA soldiers in my ancestry
        Kek your family is a line of weak losers

        Certified Confederado moment
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados

        The Confederacy won and so did trump libtards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So based that half a dozen homosexuals had to publicize their seething about it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >by this logic, feminist roasties, trannies, and illegals are based because conservatives are constantly seething about them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely agree. i am in rural georgia, and i also have roots going back to the war with multiple CSA soldiers in my ancestry. i would rather be dead than move up to a place filled with yankees, the worst people to be around in the western hemisphere. those "people" are an absolute cancer that most southerners vehemently hate, yet they are moronic enough to think its okay for them to come buy up land in the south to price out the locals. it is slowly building up to be a powder keg that a lot of people dont want to recognize the existence of. we southerners dont go sell our souls for israelite money in their vile yankee filled northeast and great lakes areas, so we should not be on the receiving end after they are finished selling off any semblance of a soul they had.

      yankees, as bad as or worse than gypsies. dont reply to me yankee, you dont have a soul.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canadians are worse. Trust me. I'd trade living in Toronto for Buffalo any day of the week.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know about that. NTA but a typical yankee trait is sticking their nose in someone else's business, a puritanical devotion to making everyone else miserable for the purposes of their ideology
          Canadians are more reserved and keep to themselves, and most of the annoying crap here actually comes from Yankees south of the border (e.g. "Vision Zero")

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            BS Canadians are not reserved. Where I live more like aggressively unfriendly, can't talk to anyone and at the same time you can't quietly go on your phone during break at work or mind your own business in your own garden without these obnoxious morons peeping and spying on everything you do. Cancer incarnate.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We’re full.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in New Jersey and I always thought it was nice that people think badly of our state because it makes them want to move out. That way, the nice parts of NJ won’t become crowded.

    Now that this heat wave issue is seemingly becoming a long term problem, I’m getting worried that the northeast might become more crowded in the future.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NJ is a kino state to live in with your parents but I would never live here if I were to move out

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I moved to Cape May new jersey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you liking your new home so far?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much are houses here? Looks comfy

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understand why people who could live anywhere in the US, choose to live in these shithole hurricane alley states where their houses are made from cardboard and have to be rebuilt every time the wind blows.

    • 10 months ago
      YoshiP

      >who could live anywhere in the US
      >choose to live
      the percentage to do so is smaller than you think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who could live anywhere in the US
      >choose to live
      the percentage to do so is smaller than you think

      It's the dumbest people in the country in those areas

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone planning to move North?
    Unironically, yes. Currently eyeing WI and MI as top contenders, but also mildly interested in CO and MN.
    >Living in NM and this summer I decided that I'm 100% over the desert heat. Additionally, desert gays are the worst
    >Northern midwest most likely to remain temperate in coming decades
    >tons of water security, fertile land, deer to hunt, and white people
    >Fairly affordably and good quality housing
    >It's amazing what 200K can get you in Detroit
    >WI seems pretty perfect. Not sure why people are moving away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white people
      >Detroit
      LOL.
      >most likely to remain temperate
      The Upper Midwest sees the most extreme seasonal temp swings in America, with extreme cold in winter and extreme heat in summer. This summer however, the region has seen frequent cool snaps.
      The Colorado highlands are significantly sunnier and milder than the Upper Midwest, and the region is only a few hours from New Mexico. But life is more affordable in the Midwest.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michigan is way more than Detroit. It’s one of the biggest states and the north is all whites. Even in Detroit area there’s a lot of white people. The blacks in Michigan aren’t even that bad compared to other places anyway

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >short term gf moving to Tampa
    >just closed on a house in Maine today
    See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is getting hot? Hasn't it always been hot? Also it's an El Niño year and the climate cult nutjobs are ignoring the fact that's a thing. Maybe there really are record heat indexes in some spots but who cares? In the late 80s and early 90s there were droughts and it was over 100 degrees in the north and northeast... those were records too but nobody blamed it on internal combustion engines and cow farts. This year in the north and northeast it's been a pretty fricking cold summer. I think you should just stay put and make sure you have a working generator and a window unit air conditioner as a backup.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasnt it always been hot
      filtered by basic logic and long term memory deficiency

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I want to be clear to folks in this region who are thinking about making that dangerous trek to the Mason-Dixon border: Do not come. Do not come. And I believe if you come to our border, you will be turned back."

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking of going to Canada tbh. They come here so why not go there

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is always hot in the summertime (June - August). It'll start cooling down in September when fall hits. It would get hotter some days, like I remember a summer where it was hitting 110 for several days in a row. People moving here from the east coast and north must not be too happy though.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how the Europoors are doing since plenty of them don't have AC and there was a pretty nasty heatwave going though a bit ago.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually planning to move to the UK soon. Just got the TapFintech app for all sorts of transactions, even booking hotels and flights. Pretty stoked about it

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please do

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, actively looking to leave Florida. Moved down in 2004 and it was paradise compared to the shithole it is now. I hate tourists and snowbirds with an unbelievable passion, fricking plagues.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I moved to Chicago and its suburbs. The weather sucks. These people just stop enjoying outdoor activities for 7-8 months out of the year. My apartment just closed their pool, which opened in May. Four months of swimming. I’m going to return home to Alabama next year where I can play tennis in January if I feel like it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, moved from IL back to AL also and loving that I'll still be able to mire/get mired at the pool in October while everyone in the great lakes has nothing to do but bundle up in Carhartt and gorge on Portillos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I went to Lake Geneva for Labor Day. It felt pretty good out deep but cold near the shore. Yankee water is barely acceptable in the summer.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill invaders, they stop being a problem.
    >eww no I don't wanna commit murder! That's unethical and I might get caught!
    then you deserve it
    you deserve what you tolerate, never forget that
    you DESERVE what you TOLERATE

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Florida, yes it's probably hotter than I prefer sometimes in summer, and maybe hotter than 20 years ago when I was a kid (not sure). But I also like being warm and getting in the water, in the shade, in A/C. Winters up north are fairly shitty and in the northeast people just don't socialize as much for 4-6 months, makes the coastlines useless for swimming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Winters up north are fairly shitty and in the northeast people just don't socialize as much for 4-6 months

      Fricking exactly. I live in PA and want to move south for that very reason....

      Well, I'd say the general reason of being "shut-in" (socializing and swimming are specific, but it's limiting period).

      Truly from like October-March (a solid 6 months) at least in PA it is still cold and gray. and PA isn't even that far North Lol. The people who like it here will say how they "love having seasons" but to be honest I've been here for 30 years and just don't give a shit. I just want nice weather.

      At this point I'm just debating of how far South to go. Honestly would be open to anywhere from North Carolina down to Florida.

      You have any thoughts about those various states....NC, SC, GA, FL?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what makes you think you are going to fit in after moving to the south? most yankees ive encountered here have to find other yankees to hang out with because they dont fit in with most southerners
        im going to type it anyway despite the fact that you yankees let it go in one ear and out the other. you will say what i said above is wrong, insist on moving here, find some yankee colony in the south to move to, and then will be shocked when it isnt the exact same as the place you moved here from. you will strive to change the ways of southerners. this will lead to you and your kids being hated and considered weird for not minding your own business and moving to a place that is not your homeland. most of the yankee transplants ive met have the mentality of rats.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe hotter than 20 years ago when I was a kid (not sure)
      It is.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pls move to Detroit

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    as someone who has lived in phx for a few years i want to blow my fricking brains out for at least 4-5 months of the year. don't care about the cold at all. this type of heat is way worse than some cold.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing in the north is best. i have run the calculations

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